/cpd/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

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>>136779373

Have a bump, Roberts.

>schizo beaner with anxiety issues ran away from his mom at the bus station

Real Robert hours are about to begin! Thanks OP.

>>136779526
Is this true?

>>136779644
Chicongo is a constant, variable-intensity chimpout.

Roberts I'm too sleepy tonight... My work schedule kills me :*(. I work at 8AM and need to be up by 5:50AM.

>male black shot in the arm and stomach

>>136779644

Just par for the course in Chimpcago

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i ammmmm ironnn mannn.... what's up roberts reporting for they coonery

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>>136780143

I get up at 615 EST and usually take in at least the first hour or RRH. Although I might be going steadily crazy from the lack of sleep.

Did that one Robert say to bring food to the accident?

>body removal needed
>90 year old male asian

>>136781246
dead bodies makes a growing boy hungery

>we're making this a SWAT incident

Oh shit son.

>>136781666

setting up just West of Green? Anyone know the area?

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>>136781666
Checked and shieeeeet

Has /cpd/ ever heard an Officer Down yet?
If they have, what is it like?

>>136782624
http://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/cpd-miracle-cops-lived-as-assault-rifle-riddled-unmarked-van/

We had that a few months ago. Shit was insane.

Just tuning in. Anything happen yet?

>>136783390
>dindu holed up in a building throwing knives at cops
>building surrounded
>SWAT has been called in

>>136783005
Jesus christ, that audio is terrifying.
Spic gangs are sometimes even more savage than the niggers.

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>Stream: Ambient
>Style: Tomorrow
>Pinball: Space Cadet

Good evening Roberts, hope everyone is /comfy/.

>the three males that beat up the 7-11 owner yesterday are back

>>136783593
spic gangs are general worse then niggers gangs

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>TEN TO FIFTEEN
>TEN TO FIFTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>136784149
Anarcho-tyranny is awesome. This diversity makes us stronger

>intoxicated male homeless black
>male black harassing customers

>male black manlet

>person stabbed
>domestic related

>person stabbed over domestic dispute

>patient was inappropriately touched by another patient

>>136785856
>heart rate monitor goes up
>is that your medication or are you just excited to see me

Bump again

>>136785856
Probably both psych ward patients.

>mental
>told boyfriend he'd be better off without her
>something about a knife

F

Who is Adam?

>>136786313
The shift before this.

>person trying to break into car

>>136779373
Bump because the picture.

>cop needs description of vehicle
>probably just another carjacking in Chiraq

>shoplifter being pursued by police

>caller's friend ODed on morphine

>>136788197
>Another Opiate overdose

How many overdoses do you think we hear every month?

>>136788417
Hundreds minimum.

>>136782222
oh shit checked, guess I better listen

>abandoned beige pontiac in the alley

White Shitzu is sitting on his front porch growling at people.

>remember hearing about two asians on the scanner last night
>haven't heard any today
Guess it's back to normal

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evening lads. hope all is well. anyone here about a happening on addison? heard on the radio earlier there was 'police activity' and shit was shut down. seemed pretty hyped.

>person attempted suicide by cutting

The female keeps raising her legs up. I don't know what that means.

>somebody ODing at the gas station

And another one

>boyfriend threatening mother with gun in building

>caller's brother is in the house trying to fight with mom

>7-8 men smoking weed in a pickup truck

>male bleeding from the head

>male refusing to leave lobby in Chinatown

>>136779373
i would def kill myself if i had to robert as my job

>>136794667
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

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>>136794667
>mfw desperately trying to get a job as a Robert
I really only want to work at CPD despite applying to a few other din du cities.

did i hear that there was once a man CPD pursued across the city after he kept appearing inside storm drains?

>>136794751
it really is, which is why i could not fucking deal

mad respect to all roberts out there

>man assaulting and threatening woman

>>136795029
The nog who kept trying to drag women into sewers?

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A little /comfy/ jumped out at me on my way home tonight. Imagine this poor bunny trying to survive in Chicago. Somehow they manage. Caught the little fucker eating an apple. I named him Robert.

>>136796400
gods speed Robert

>>136795616

>We're still talking about this

Jesus, we've been through a lot.

>the morgue is full

Damn, son.

>>136796400
Cute

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>>136797835

Just stopped by to check on little Robert cotton tail. He's cool.

>trying to put a bike together inside a van

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>male passed out with his phone on his stomach
>possibly intoxicated

Gee wiz, ya think?

>male laid out on the sidewalk

I like to pretend this homeless camp is in Chicago and everything going on is only a few blocks away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bifilJYZOvo

Shop owner was sick of them so he put a camera up.

>car vs building
>two injuries
>there may also be a person shot

>someone tried to hit caller with a garbage can
>he's still outside and has a taser in his hand

>random guy has taser gun in hand

LT!

>male black exposing himself at dunkin donuts

>male black exposing self
>woman missing for three days

RIP Depressed mom from Texas (and probably her kids)

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>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED ON THE BASKETBALL COURT
>AH AH AH

>>136801062
F

>caller's roommate is locked in the bathroom
>lock may be broken
>caller became irate when transferred to the fire department

>tfw no matter what else goes on in the world, you can always come back here to listen to beautiful ambient music and listen to the chimpout on CPD dispatch radio all damn night long and be divinely comfy

I owe a lot of thanks to the guy who came up with this idea, and to anyone maintaining it.

Jesus.

>corpse in the living room