Houston San Diego Honolulu These are the 3 cities that will

I would be scared because I live there but then I remember this whole thing is a hoax

>>136771501
>implying anything of value would be lost

>>136771501
How much of a surprise can it be if the US picks up their missile on radar within 2 seconds of it being launched?

>>136771501
>not just nuking San Fran and New York
Damnit Kim

>tfw Houstonian

Atleast spics will die

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>>136771501
San Francisco and Seattle would be more obvious choices. Why don't they just go for the most populous and influential cities that are also close?

I don't think they can reach the East Coast yet.

>>136771501
They have literally not fired a missile that can get to Houston.

Their only targets will be China/Japan/SK or the US West Coast (if they can make it).

If they do anything, they will be a footnote of a footnote of history.

>>136771501
Maximum larp

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>mfw I live in San Diego
>mfw every marine and sailor here is begging for an attack so they can go fuck shit up
>mfw I'm one of them

>>136773899
They're literally aiming for the worst part of texas. Im starting to think Kim wants to do us a favor.

>>136774171
Do they not realize theres no respawn after they get nuked?

>>136774171
Cant go fight if you just got nuked r-tard

>tfw live in SD county

>>136774091
San Francisco and Seattle don't have the Pacific military assets unlike Honolulu and San Diego. North Korea will want to take out the US' Pacific Naval Fleet, try to force them to stand down, and surrender.

You can kill millions more in San Francisco and Seattle, but you need to attack the military assets first.

>>136774408
Nor korea has a handful of nukes... the targets are going to be south korea and japan. Americans are such pussies sometimes

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>>136771501
I live near Houston....

>>136771501
>implying a country that just learned to launch missiles 6 months ago has the capabilities to launch an ICBM that can evade any missile-guided defense systems mounted on every US and US-ally military base, including aerial fleet, submarines, and naval ships/carriers.

This is the MSM drumming the war drum.

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WHHHOOAOAAAAA!
KIM JUNG UNNNNNNN!
NUCREAR REAPRON!
WHHOOOOOAAAA!
AMERIKUNT DAWGS BTFO!
WHOOOOOOAAAA!!

>>136774091
>Seattle and san Francisco
>Communist shitholes
>Glassed by Communists
wtf I love real Communism now

Why wouldn't LA be the prime target? #2 most populated city in the country as well as the USA's (((cultural center))).

>>136771501
I live in San Diego. Is it weird that I actually want to be nuked?

>>136774256
A nuke from NK would never actually hit the mainland. Who do you think sold the "iron dome" to Israel that they use to shoot down 100% of all incoming missiles every week?

US Military Superiority isn't a meme. An airborn missile cannot hit us, we're immune. They'd have to sneak it in and detonate without anyone knowing it's there.

Bet they'll try to nuke Chicago. They'll opt to hit the city Trump hates the most, bc no one would expect that. I'm fucked.

>>136774408
That means they'll go for the major Air Force base in North Dakota that is where the nukes can get launched from, right?

Any North Dakota bros in here? Got your prepper pack and bunker sorted out yet?

>>136774119
>They have literally not fired a missile that can get to Houston.

Al-Qaeda did 9/11 and many people were surprised at what they did on that day.

>>136774294
I live in the city of SD and near a naval base and the MCRD, I'd get btfo if the shit happened.

>>136771501
He's pretty based if he's trying to solve our beaner problem for us.

It should be:
>Portland
>Seattle
>San Francisco
>Los Angeles

>>136771501

Guys, north Korea knows we expect an airborne missle


What are the odds of a submarine or ocean based attack?

>>136771501
I can understand San Diego and Honolulu because they're closest to NK. But Houston?

>>136774678
I believe those are all port cities bro....

>>136774408
if north korea does anything like this, trying to force our naval fleet to stand down, they are much much dumber than anyone actually expected.

> norks are actually jokes

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>>136774659
Nah we're like 90% where I live it's kinda comfy, they should nuke LA instead.

>>136771501
>San Diego

highly unlikely.

>>136774678
Israel developed iron dome themselves. And its for short range subsonic rockets, not supersonic icbms. And its not nearly 100% or even 50% accurate

I can see why youre in the marines

>>136774256
>>136774278
>implying the attack would be successful
>implying there aren't satellites tracking the shit out of everything that comes out of NK
>implying we can't intercept their missile technology from the 60's

By the time we're done with them they'll be so scared of nukes they'll be making movies about giant radioactive lizards

>>136774725
Correction. KIKES did 9/11 and the US Government let it hapen.

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>>136771501

I want every nork vaporized if they so much as cause a traffic jam on Honolulu

LEAVE HAWAII OUT OF THIS

>>136774171
Me too we're dead

>>136774876
Chinks can't swim

>>136774946
>>136774534

...for the greater good anons...

The fact that they're broadcasting this so much just makes our defense systems on edge and a successful attack would be almost impossible. Just like everything else they've done for the last 30 years. They broadcast their intentions because they know it inspires fear but they have no intentions on following through on these attacks

>>136774527
>Nor korea has a handful of nukes... the targets are going to be south korea and japan. Americans are such pussies sometimes

Al-Qaeda didn't commit major terrorist attacks in Europe before 9/11.

>>136774636
>Why wouldn't LA be the prime target? #2 most populated city in the country as well as the USA's (((cultural center))).

Again. LA doesn't have the neither the military assets nor the manufacturing assets North Korea wants destroyed.

>>136774659
>I live in San Diego. Is it weird that I actually want to be nuked?

You need to prepare to evacuate soon.

>>136774678
It's foolish to believe in "military superiority".

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>>136774916
Houston: "Energy Capitol of the World"

>>136771501
order up all the vinyl in houstin before it's too late

>>136775138
Bro. Kikes did 9/11 not Al Qaeda. You are a shill.

>>136774944
They know Trump will roll over easily. He will fold.

North Korea has a "Trump" card in their hands. His tax returns.

>>136775218
shills always use multi point responses.

>>136774678
Iron Dome shoots down fake missiles all day long in order to manipulate the population. DUHHH. Some Israeli kike engineers said as much years ago.

>>136775290
This is high level shilling. Definitely not shareblue.

I think it's the JIDF kike squad.

>>136775265
go away shill...

is this the best you guys have now, hoping for americas destruction then referring to "muh tax returns"

pathetic,

>>136775265
Do you support israel. Yes, or No?

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>>136775265

>>136775421
I support it in the sense that it's good to have somewhere to send the Jews that is not here

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>>136775265

Guys are you saying...Bernie can still win?

>>136771501
>Houston
Make that Dallas and we have a deal.

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>>136771501
Could you drop this in the NK suggestion box for me please?
LA, SF, and NYC
Thanks!

>>136775502

I view Israel as a containment colony also.

>>136773906

How much of a surprise would it be if they didnt deliver the payload via missile?

>attacking San Diego and not LA or SF
reeeeeeee

>>136771501
While it's clear that Guam is a distraction I don't think NK will try to attack any part of America. What I think they could do is explode a couple of nukes high in the atmosphere in strategic points in order to create a series of EMPs that take out the entire American power grid. The objective of this is not to take down the military or to invade America, but to create enough internal chaos in the country that a war with NK would be unviable. NK then uses this distraction to take over South Korea and Japan.

>>136775138
>LA has no military assets.
Good point. I would be far more worried about the other side of the Puget sound then. There is a large ballistic missile submarine base there that would be a prime target.

>>136771501
It doesn't even matter who they hit. North Korea's first strike will be their last strike. They know this. Their posturing has worked in the past, however now people are sick of it and they're getting their bluff called. Kim's regime dies the moment he tries to put threats into actual action. On the other hand however, since the world isn't responding to his threats the same way they use to, if he continues to do nothing buy talk he's going to be seen as a blowhard and a weak leader. So either he faces annihilation or humiliation. Tough choice.

>Inb4 North Korea false flags by nuking itself

>>136775174
>capitol

kys

>>136771501
Good, fuck all those cities. One is basically a military base too.

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>>136771501
psst... let's trick them to nuke Detroit, Baltimore, Chicago, St. Louis, Jacksonville, Atalanta, Oakland and Milwaukee
And Martha's vineyard just to cleanse the palate
US should provide nuke to North Korea... they are doing USA a favor if they do this

>>136771501

austin, not houston.

If they nuke San Francisco I'll never lose my hard on.

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>>136771501
>Houston
Why us? We dindu nuffin.

Goodbye friends.

>>136775715
Underrated point. The norks see him as a god, and he is obligated to appear as such before them. All their shit talking has backed Kim into a corner he can't get out of, and I honestly don't know how he didn't see it coming in the first place.

>>136774408
>Seattle
>no military assets
>what is JBLM
>what is Kitsap/Bangor
>Whidbey Island

lel
>

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>>136774659

>>136775942
Nothing is gonna happen. Plus they don't have a missile to reach us in Houston.

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>>136771501
>houston

End our suffering desu

>>136774408
I don't honestly think the Norks are capable of that level of strategic thought.

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Houston is a dystopic multi-ethnic hellhole that puts anything Blade Runner portrayed to shame.

>>136771501
Norks can't put a nuke on those ICBMs yet and they certainly don't have nukes on any missiles that work on submarines....but they are close.
/thread an your childish hysteria

>>136774678
Israel built the Iron Dome in part because the Patriot Missile System was absolute shit.

>>136775942
NASA mission control. Knock out our star wars capacity.

>>136776429
Alex Jones lives in Houston.

>>136776589
No he lives in Austin.

>>136774408
WA has tons of military assets you ass hat, uniformed, carpet muncher. KYS.

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>>136774763
>mfw i live in del mar

>>136775824
Why Austin?

>>136776292
I hope not. I just started my career in the medical center.

>>136776664
It's where he started on talk radio.

It's always been a city for weirdos.

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lol expecting your tax dollars not to deliver
>omg NK is gunna kill me
you assholes have no idea what to do with truth

>>136776716
No I mean why would NK attack Austin instead of Houston?

>>136776679
Shit. Your career will be fucked if you die.

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>>136776046
Seattle is like an hour away from JBLM, retard. Honolulu and San Diego make way more sense.

>>136771501
That's nice. Our pre-launch detection capabilities almost guarantee that we'd launch a preemptive SSBN first strike that would destroy virtually every major city and military target in North Korea.

Guys, you gotta understand, our military was designed to fight the Soviet Union. Our early warning and first strike capability terrified the soviets because they couldn't match it.

An attempt at a surprise attack would almost certainly fail; it's unlikely their missiles would reach their targets (or even make it off the ground) and they would almost assuredly get nuked off the map for trying.

I feel bad for the folks in the DPRK, because if their government were ever actually stupid enough to attempt a nuclear first strike against the US, nearly all of them would die. They know this, which is why it is improbable that they would attempt it.

>>136775130
what are "common passive-aggressive tactics of world leaders" for 300 alex

>>136771501
honolulu first plz

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>>136775736
That's not how you spell America

>>136776772
I don't see why they would nuke Austin.

They'll nuke Houston (oil, petrochem, shipping), San Antonio (4 Air Force Bases, 1 Army Base, NSA, FBI etc.) or Dallas (((Finance))).

Austin doesn't have much besides UT, the state gov and tourist shit.

>>136775174

>that image

That's not a refinery. The large collection of lights just north of the word "Refinery" is ExxonMobil Baytown. And that's just one

>>136775265
Good b8, you fooled four people.
What if North Korea has the per tape and threatens to release it after the nukes?

>>136774678
Icbms are harder to shoot down than a palestinian kids toy bottle rocket

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END IT

explain the north korea meme to me

why haven't these dudes been glassed already?

>>136775043
prove it jackass. Have you seen any proof of your conspiracy theory other than youtube videos "connecting the dots" You are too gullible if you actually believe that.

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JUST

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NUKE

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MY

>>136777616
PUSSY

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SHIT

>>136774091
Major Naval and Military locations would be my guess.

>>136775218
prove it the jews did 911. So far tje evidence is overwhelming that al quaeda did it

Gooknight silicon valley

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UP

>>136771501
WHY!
WHERE IS COMMIEFORNIA!
WHERE IS WASHITON!
WHERE IS JEW YORK!
WHY WHY WHY WHY!

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Will be destroyed

>>136777241
Wait, so you're telling me the entire city of Houston isn't a refinery?

>>136771501
((( neo cohens ))) and their wars, i thought i voted against being world police

>>136777867

no the rest is a landfill

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SENPAI

>>136771501
No their missiles would never hit any of those targets before being destroyed. Guam is somewhat vulnerable, but still not a good target. The only place they could hope to land a good hit would be Alaska.

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Will survive the nuclear fire

>>136777680
AL QAEDA IS THE JEWS

Rothschilds need a new Federal Reserve branch in Pyongyang. Synagogue of satan

>>136771501
>Houston, San Diego, Honolulu
North Korea hates the US. They wouldn't do us a solid like this.

>>136774203
>worst part of Texas
>not dallas or austin

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SOON

>>136777915
if we don't act like the world police we don't get to enjoy our powerful economy. Our luxorious way of life comes with the duty of protecting it. There is nothing wrong with being proud of our hegemon. If we stopped being the world police you realize some one else would fill the void and kick our ass right? There is no turning back from this job hippy.

>>136778055
prove it tinfoil faggot

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>nuking a military stronghold like San Diego

Audible kek OP

>>136778190
Don't need to. JIDF kike.

>>136778140
Definietly not a hippy. If you want to fight for Israel then move there kikelstein

>>136778341
we don't fight for israel. You're retarded if you think every move we make is for the jew. But please prove me wrong and convince me otherwise with your extraordinary evidence of your extraordinary claims

THE USA is no longer the puppet of the kikes.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

>>136778273
>make retarded wild claims
>just believe me you guys I know what I'm talking about I watch youtube
not an argument

>stros finally have a chance at a World Series
>get nuked

>>136774203
I am praying to God that I wake up one day and see on the news that we have 1 or 2 less cities and that pyonyang no longer exists too.

>>136778574
I dont need to make an argument. I'm not here to convince you. I'm here to tell you you're a kike and you should kill yourself.

>>136777817
San Diego is in california you non-white foreign fucking retard

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>>136778341
You're the kike who wants to weaken the great USA by calling everyone that wants to strengthen her and protect her a kike. YOU ARE THE REAL KIKE. THE ONE WHO CALLS EVERYONE ELSE A KIKE IS THE TRUE KIKE YOU KIKE FAGGOT

You're either that or a kremlin kike faggot who hates America

>>136778687
Pretty sure you're the kike who needs to kill itself because you want America to be weak. Kike faggot ass jew bitch nigger shit fucker I'd whoop your faggot ass nigger

If I could draw I would revive Ebola chan as Plutonium chan. Those were some fun mememes

>>136778773
Bro you're a fucking Israeli shill.

Trump is a blessed Jew.

Putin is a blessed Jew.

But they're christian and you hate that don't you.

Admit you hate Jesus.

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"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

- Mel Gibson

>>136778846
Israel is a shitty country with shitty people. get over it kike.

>>136775691
This. Rev up those FEMA camps.

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>>136778899
Self checking my 778899

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>>136778908
I'm american to the bone mother fucker I would fight against Russia, Norks, anyone to protect America you jew. I'm an orthodox christian. Fuck you and your faggot putin bitch nigger kike

>>136778478
Follow the money. Every war ever fought by the US was financed by the Jewish banking elite. NK is a sovereign nation and is allowed to test all the missles they please. If they use one in warfare, then thats their ass, but the media is not going to manufacture consent for pre emptive war, from me.

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nothing will happen. singles prove it.

>>136776046
To be fair all those bases are really spread out and not of much strategic value in a >20 nuke scenario.

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>>136771501
>San Diego


FUCK, rip me at least im not near downtown and live a lil north also dont live near pendleton

Born and Raised in So Cal. But, why do you guys want the QT femanon's hurt? I wouldn't..

>>136779040
Either you're a mentally retarded shill

or 12 years old.


Either way you're a kike. Jews aren't the chosen people. Jews are the cause for all of the pain in the world. I hope every kike burns for eternity.

>>136778773
Who knows maybe Iraq and Afganistan where flukes and the power vaccum left in NK will not de stabilize the region and be a drain on US resources for decades to come.

>>136771501
SOURCE NEEDED

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>>136777514
Who are you calling gullible.
Your the one who belivives that for the first second and third time in history a building collapsed in its own footprint because of burning office furniture.
Tower 7 didn't get hit by a plane.

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>>136771501
The ride lasts 1 hour

>>136776657
rancho pen fag here. you guys are rich jews

Kim my dude pls dont bomb los angeles however tempting it may be, we have no military bases here! Bomb san diego lol!

>>136779045
>again

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>>136774678
>Israel's Iron Dome works just like shooting down an ICBM on re-entry!

Must be nice feeling so secure and thinking THAAD has a 100% success rate though. The US has been doing very public THAAD tests for the same reason as flying bombers near NK and all the usual flexing; to make the average American feel secure and strong.

>>136771501
Houston has never been the same since the Katrina implants.

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>>136779223
Russian jews are the cause of all the pain in this world you lil kid, you'll learn one day Russia is the enemy of the west.

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>>136775265
kek

>>136779329
Wtf NK should just invest in becoming an airline super power with flight times that fast

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>>136779328
tower 7 was heavily damaged on the side you tinfoil faggots never show. it collapsed due to damage not fire

>>136779341
please bomb LA it wont get any dirtier w nuclear winter

>>136779496
dont bother with 9/11 truth shills

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>>136774119
Nope. We'll absorb it and there will be a liberal cry for North Korea and we'll have 4 years of hearings. The end result will be a claim that some rogue Korean launched them before committing suicide.

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>>136779426
HAHAHA

BRO ISRAEL AND THE KIKES IN EUROPE DESTROYED THE WORLD. FACE THE FACTS KIKE. GREATER ISRAEL WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

THE KIKES ARE GOING TO BE EXPOSED. DEAL WITH. THERES A GOD DAMN REASON KIKES HAVE BEEN EXPELLED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

CUZ UR FUCKING JEWS RUINING EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH.

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>yfw NK nukes Yellowstone

>>136771501
How do they propose to "surprise" a country with more anti-air and missile defense than any two other countries put together?

>>136778108
Dallas is next to fort worth and fort worth has next level air projectile defense

t. Guy who knows a guy who works for lockheed

>>136779482

ICBMs work by shooting into space and rotating around the earth to get to their target

>>136771501
>San Diego
>tfw San Diego is still somewhat uncucked/hidden even though it's the best place in CA

>>136779672
North Korea will never strike first.

The kikes want us to invade so they can setup a central bank.

Best Korea, world leader if I may suggest Detroit as an example fitting to test your missiles. I think everyone would win in this scenario.

>>136779613
China will absorb it

Take any of the coast cities, leave Hawaii outta this though.

>>136779940
Pearl Harbor is still and extremely important military target. When I used to work there a lot people with experience said that it was a pretty likely target.

>>136779788
Detriot, Chimpcongo, Bodymore, niggadelphia

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>>136773941
No please! Not San Francisco and New York! Anything but that Kim! Please don't nuke our most valuable cities!

>>136780063
San Fransicko, Jew York

Fucking YAWN dude, call me when these faggots stop just shittalking each other and actually do something.

>Houston
Fuck yes, I have a perfect unobstructed view of downtown from my desk at work.
I've literally fantasized about it getting nuked since I was like 14, please make it happen.
Bathe me in the irradiating light of glorious Best Korea.

>>136771501
>Houston
So you are postulating that they are going to stretch the projected range of their missile past its limit to do millions of dollars worth of improvements to Houston's streets and kill all 50 of the white conservatives who live inside the loop? You realize that Los Angeles is closer and more populous? That Chicago is also more populous and closer to the limit of their ICBMs projected range?

>>136779788
>>136780022
As you see here our most fearless leader, we have 2 of the same numbers in the end of the post in 2 instances the chances of this happening are slim but not impossible perhaps we should take this chance to advance the strike into the densely afro populated area?

>>136779407
If we had 100% functional THAAD's we'd have invaded Russia by now

>>136771501
I don't think they can hit Houston dude.

>>136779496
Looks like some serious Dustification to me

>>136779753
And Houston is key to the energy security of this nation, the downside being its literal third world demographics. Why don't we split the difference and let them glass Austin?

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>>136774294
I too live in the blast radius

Nothing is going to habben.

>>136771501
Nothing will happen. They just want gibs.

>>136780469
According to the range estimate maps I have seen, Houston is way out of their missiles' range. LA is fucked. That is assuming the estimates of their effectiveness are accurate.

>San Diego

Why? Why not LA? Kinda disappointed.

>>136771501
>Houston

pls no

Should I GTFO?

>>136773941
I live downwind of San Francisco. Right in the worst fallout zone. Luckily I've got a crate of beans in my basement.

North Korea will defeat the United States

KEK

>>136780391
I choose Chimpcongo and Bodymore

If I was Kim I would just nuke New York to send a message, just like we did to Japan during WW2

>>136776429
Blade Runner was in LA tho

Itt huuuurrr

Duuurrrrr

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>>136771501
Houston here. Please be true.

How did NK go from having no ability and no minaturized nukes to having multistage minaturized nukes that can strike CONUS, within the space of one week ? Either our intelligence had their head up their us then or they are lying to is now.

>>136781004
sorry bro we're sacrificing you

>>136776657
Dude, you're rich as fuck

>>136779331
Rancho Bernardo here... grew up in rancho pennesquitos though (Mt Carmel High School)

>>136775772
Thanks for the laugh.

>>136781144
Remember when Russia was a joke 10 years ago? And the second Trump wins they're criminal masterminds just a little to coincidental for my taste.

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>>136774203
>worst part of texas
>not el paso

>>136781289
OH FUCK I WENT TO MCHS too

>>136781289
too bad im a young fag and just graduated so i dont know you

>>136781214
Yea irs all epic lulz and memes until you actually have arty pointed at your house. Fucking children.

>>136781348
Are you that Arkansas fag that sucks liberal dick for a living? It's been well established that most of Texas hates Austin almost unanimously

>>136781348
>Not nuking Midland or Odessa

>>136780766
Because a nuke would make zero difference in LA... have you been there... it's a 3rd world shit-hole.

San Diego has military assets (Naval, Marines all in one spot, plus major Naval Missions Systems contractor Spawar is based here in charge of all tech on our war ships... ) high value target for sure which is why I'm legit worried

Is it true North Korea is actually ruled by Israel and Mossad generals call the shots. Kim is just their loony front man to keep everyone guessing?

>>136781332
Neo cohen fuckery

Living in SD right by the naval base was freaking out going over the Coronado bridge today

>>136774534
that pepe represents you in a couple weeks when the bombs fall

>>136774171
Spoken like a true Californian

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imagine how playable LoL leagues will be again after South Korea is destroyed. might be worth it.

>>136781348
>not Austin

>>136771501
Calm down. Nothing is going to happen

>>136781488
This.

Austin is a huge fucking shithole. And this is coming from a Houstonian that recognizes that Houston is shit, too.

>>136781431
Class of 2000.... much simple times back then... wish I could go back...

>>136781478
you've literally had 50 years to take care of this.

>>136771501
Just imagine the threads here.

Sounds comfy as fuck.

>>136781646
Houston had a lot of promise then ike happened and all the lousianna niggers came and never left. It only got worst when "we" elected a dyke for mayor. But don't worry the slippery slope is just but a meme.

>>136781528
please anon wipe us from existence
the fucking californians in midland make me want to kill myself
also it will fuck the opec jews(losing the permian basin)

>>136781683
MCHS is now kinda shitty but still better than the new tryhard schools like Westview (Aurora shooter's HS) and Del Norte.

MCHS is now mostly mexican and filipino, all the chads are black or white. They shipped all the degenerates from Escondido to the school for some reason.

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>>136781551
Not before invasion but after Mossad will have its greasy hands on everything there.

>>136771501
Hopefully they'll get L.A while they're at it.

>>136781817
>then ike happened
Katrina?

>>136781942
Yeah they were back to back I forget sometimes.

>>136781843
As an El Pasofag I really don't care for the area other then the fact I have few family there who also hate it. It is possibly the most entitle Texans in our state.
>Californians
m8 El Paso is basically L.A. Texas except the Catholic Democrats run the area.

>>136777978
My college is 20 seconds from the rothko chapel. plz. no.

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>>136781739
Remember me and screen cap this so I can live on in the memes... I stand here in the face of Armageddon and yet I fear nothing for we are all walking piles of dust for eternity ...

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>>136774294
El cajon checking in. No im not a sandnigger either.

>>136782170
where were you at the BLM chimpouts

>>136781715
Who the fuck do you think i am? The president?

>>136782170
Chaldeans own your area... nothing of value really although kekistan would call them "bro tier"

>>136782261
Im white. not going down there. Lol

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>>136781488
>>136781528
>>136781620
found the mexicans>>136781646

>>136782265
What is your opinion about reheating war with the North ?

>>136782034
Texas would be better off giving El Paso to Mexico... seriously would end the possibility of Texas turning blue...

>>136782403
why do you even live in that shithole? do you go to SDSU?

>>136782429
Found the phone poster.

>>136782317
Yeah i know. Also they all drive like saudi youtube driving videos too

>>136782034
i more want it as when the permian basin oil is gone the u.s is going to fuck up the nations of opec left and right to get oil
we produce 40% of our crude and 30% of our natural gas
and most of it being fuck all population wise

>>136771501
>attacking the west coast/pacific

that would be retarded, if we have missile defense systems they would almost definitely be in Hawaii/ Southern California considering how many airbases and naval yards are there.

>>136782482
Poor life decisions i suppose... Its where i could afford to buy a house without being surrounded by beaners

hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking burgers always wanting to end the world

>>136775942
>we dindu
>houston

there is no firestorm hot enough to repay houston for what it has done
hell isn't hot enough nor forever long enough
you all gonna pay now

>goodbye friends
you got no friends cuz of what you did

I feel like I've been all over the us, but never those places

>>136782725
Oh and no i dont go to sdsu. I dropped out of college back in 02

>>136774940
ah yes, the super secret NK fishing boat nuke attack, we're so scared!

>>136782429
>Uppity white who lives in a place that smells like ass and the water is poisoned on top of fluoride.

>>136782480
>One city that has no affect on state elections will result in Texas turning blue.
Way to prove how fucking dumb you are. Also fuck Mexico, waiting for Trump to sue them over muh clean air and water.

>>136782620
That is just dumb.

>>136771501
I'll be impressed if their missiles even make it one foot off the silos

>>136771501
BASED KIMMY

>>136782764
Its Louisiana's fault. Houston wuz a gud playce befoe dem french-azz niggas invaded us

>>136782461
Awful. The amount of death and destruction would be unprecedented in this century.

>>136771501

I live in Fort Worth, TX. How fucked am I if Nork nukes hit Houston?

The more I think about it the more I think this a proxy war with China to push us out of the region so they can eventually take Japan and maybe India (or try real hard). If Kim really does launch at Guam, time to nuke his ass. Russia will be on board. It will show China that we are not to be fucked with. Plus we get to have basically a practice nuclear war on a limited scale in a place where no one really gives a fuck about.

>>136782845
>that is just dumb
anon oil wars are known to normies now
why is it "dumb" to assume the amerikikes would war the rest of opec for their precious sheckles

>>136782558
jealous because you cant afford a $700 iphone?
>>136782845
get my own water from my electric well and have 6 acres of beautiful forest with a 3000sq ft house built in 2005, nice try poor mexican.

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>>136783096
you probably won't live to see the aftermath but...
WE WILL! at least for a while.

Is this a San Diego thread? Why is this place so comfy?

>>136773899
nigger the are key strategic bases in these areas. you get honolulu good by pacific fleet,regroup to SD the back up base.

OHSHIT NO backup.

>>136773941
no one gives a shit about civilians faggot, why would you fuck civilians when you need to prevent a strike

>>136783525
>Forest
>Midland/Odessa

>Electric well
>Still drinking poisoned water
I don't think your faggot ass is from that area however to answer for the other anon. Owning an iphone doesn't mean shit when they give them out for free with contracts you fake poor ass faggot.

>>136783525
> lying on the internet

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>>136781817
>lousianna niggers came and never left

Thanks broseph, we owe you one!!!! They are fucking absolute savages!!!

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Kim!!!! Go for the flawless victory and make NOLA glow in the dark!! Finish the job that Katrina started.

North Korean officials will most likely initiate an internal coup. They will assassinate Kim Jong-Un and blame it on the US. They will then escalate tensions to the extreme while Libs everywhere fall for it saying Kim was a dindu and Trump should be impeached. NK will take advantage of the new situation to have extra weight negotiating with world leaders and the US.

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>>136783096
Are they preparing to evacuate In case best Korea attacks??

>>136783535
10 years spent year kicks the shit out of a lifetime in apeville.

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>>136771501
nuke midland texas plz kim i know you lurk here
it would lead to america fucking opec and warring any shithole with oil
give the world the biggest happening you can

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>>136771501
Oh shit nigga. Off to buy my iodine pills to persevere through the radiation.

>>136784620
please based kim
we are a desert shithole anyway this place looks and feels like new vegas

>>136783820
the woodlands, avg income = 90k
>water is poisoned
fint, mi faggot projecting.
>iphones for free
not iphone 7's on verizon. keep projecting faggot.
>>136783908
>poor brazlian faggot who likes to project
just admit youre jealous that americans have nice things and wide open spaces while youre packed together like sardines in literal slums where you cant walk down the street without someone trying to rob you.

>>136773899

no.

San Diego has major military assets to it, which would be a major loss to the Navy & Marines, and subsequently the american people.

>>136771501
It's literally suicide for North Korea. People are self-interested. There is no religion present to justify that self-sacrifice. There will be no nuclear exchange. Houston Anon is safe.

>>136784813
you clearly have a limited knowledge of brazi, so there is no reason for me to argue with you, you are too stupid for me.

>>136784813
>Not saying where he from cause scared little bitch.
>Not realizing I'm El Pasofag
>He can't get a free iPhone 7 with his contract on Verizon while I sit here with one because I know how to talk to people.
Holy shit stop being pathetic.

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>>136784813
does this look like a slum to you?
search for Gramado - RS / Brazil

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>>136784813
is this a slum to you?
idiot. look at the size of brazil. that's why america is fucked, burgers are extremely stupid and can't accept the fact that they are not better than anyone.

>>136771501
LE SEPTEMBER 23 MAY MAY

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>>136771501
>North Korea

>>136774706
Checking in. Can confirm that all citizens are on high alert, as we know we're a serious target.

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>>136775265
as jewish a post gets

Lol they can't hit a target. It'll just be some random shit in Cali... Fresno if we're lucky.

>>136771501
lol

North Korea is like an 8 year old that was just gifted a BB Gun and it's the first toy with some firepower he's ever got and he goes to threaten an adult holding an AK with it.

Just plain stupid.

Sure the BB will hurt when he shoots it into his leg, but what happens right after?

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>>136785157
>>136785575
>>136785403

Stop. Just, stop. The only two places worth spending tourist money don't count. Put ice on your butthurt and go cut some bananas down for me. You guys have ice, right? I don't mean meth.

>>136773899
Houston refines almost all our crude oil you stupid nigger. Good luck driving your lowered Crown Vic with no gas you fucking spook.

>>136771501
Houston isn't in range

>>136785165
literally just said the woodlands
>know how to talk to people
you mean how to steal shit, you poor mexican, I bet you use sprint.
>>136785403
>must post pictures of places I dont live to prove I dont live in a slum
>avg Brazilian income is 14k USD
>avg US income is 58k USD
statistically you are probably poor

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>>136771501
I live 9.2 miles (14 minute drive) from the heart of SD. I also live along the bay (1 mile in from the bay) . How fucked am I?

>>136786201
>You must be on S-Sprint you dumb poor M-Mexican!
Already stated I did it on Verizon.

>>136773899
Nuking Houston would be doing Texas a favor. Hopefully they miscalculate and it hits 3rd ward.

>>136786263
the view from the mesa will be sweet

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>>136786062
in that case, the adult just don't explode the kid's head.
but it's trump so we could expect some grenades aswell

>>136786149
You show how naive you are because you can only think on the two examples i just show you, at the end of the day, you know brazil has a lot more than these two pictures.
you may choose not to see it, but it's there and it's not going anywhere.

>>136786400
I will post pictures here on 4chan if it does happen.

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>>136771501
Bullshit. If we can't figure out what they even have, we sure as hell don't know what they're going to attack(if anything). I'm saving this page for my "didn't happen" folder you fuck.


Oh, and 1 other thing: even boosted fission bombs can't do jack shit to a big city. Just use the nuke map and quit assuming that the 5psi zone is somehow a 100% kill zone
>hurr durr, this nuke kills everyone who even feals a breeze.


Fuck you faggot.

> Houston

Please do it Kim.

>>136786201
statistically i can be poor, if you want to see it that way
in reality i may have a better life than yours, wether you like it or not

>>136780567

Austinfag here. Full of posers and immense faggotry. Would be doing Texas a solid to get rid of it.

I don't want to get nuclear falloutted though... so imma go ahead and hope shitty ass houston takes a nuke

>>136786636
jc you're taking this too seriously
florianopolis redeems brazil

>>136786518
>in that case, the adult just don't explode the kid's head.

The United States plays nice, my huehue friend, but not TOO nice.

Sometimes we kick the shit out of a little child, like Iraq, to remind the world that sometimes we're not so nice.

If we did to Iraq what we did to get a little oil, what the fuck do you think we'll do to a country that makes the fucking mistake of sending a fucking missile our way?

Think about it.

>>136786928
i'm not taking anything seriously, this is /pol/, don't forget it.
also florianopolis is not going anywhere
those separatists just can't think properly

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>mfw I'm chilling in San Diego county RN
>mfw I listen to the crickets in the mountains

San Diego anons, where are you guys at? Pine Valley reporting.

>>136786961
well, i can only think that US will smash NK
but in the process maybe end civilization, or a huge part of it
maybe that's part of the plan, who knows

>>136771501
Why Houston?!

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>>136774678
I got bad news kiddo.

If you look at the pic in this post, you can see it's not a nuclear warhead strapped to the missile till it hits the ground. Once it gets to low earth orbit the little triangular warheads launch off and fall to earth. It's damn near impossible to hit these once they start falling because not only is it going mach 10 but also its actually really small. You could fit one in the bed of a pickup truck. Only thing you can do after the war heads start heading down is pray.

>>136787254
Coronado

>>136774659
No. Not weird considering you live in Cali.

>>136787254
keep leucadia funky

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>>136781348
This place is a fucking hellhole, please nuke us norks

>>136786396
Oh ok, nuke Houston
>travel a few miles south to Corpus
>travel a few miles north to New Orleans
Nuking Houston is waste. If Kim wants to go out in a blaze of glory, go to Silcon Valley, D.C., of the financial district in NYC.

>>136787320
I don't see how that will end civilization.

North Korea does not have an arsenal of missiles.

They may have 1 or 2 but that will only do enough damage to destroy what? acouple of cities?

China is their ally but they know better than intervene if war breaks out

>>136787254
Del Mar

>>136788263
You cannot think that China and Russia will just watch patiently while US nukes the shit out of NK.
Obviously they will intervene in some way or another.

>>136773680
R.I.P.