Mormonism

Because it is retarded. MUH SPACE ALIEN JESUS. It's fucking stupid and they are becoming cucks like every major religion is except Islam. Give it ten years and they will let gay people be bishops screenshot this

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>>136769252
>In b4 /pol/ says pic related is Christianity and Mormonism is not

And they revoked the whole niggers are cursed theory btw

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according to some, the Humanity Party is a neo-liberal fascist front organization for the Mormon church. hilarious theory.
pic related.

>>136769252
>based on verifiably fabricated texts about a nonexistent civilization
>founder was a legally convicted confidence man
>flip flops on beliefs whenever politically expedient
>church is fabulously wealthy, and treats its lay ministry like absolute shit

>>136769252
>Native Americans are a lost tribe of Israel
>this is what mormons actually believe

>>136769252
>Just why isn't /pol/ Mormon yet?

Because the Mormon polygamist crawls from bed to bed with the dignity of a rutting hog.

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>>136769609
>except Islam

Pic related.

>>136769252
they stopped being based when they caved on polygamy and died when they gave blacks the priesthood.

I honestly can't understand how anybody stayed in the church when that happened.

>>136769767
>according to some
>an 8ch post
In all seriousness though I wouldn't even put it past those bastards. People forget that they single-handedly got California to ban fag marriage through referendum (prop 8). They are well organized and they have deep, deep pockets that would put Scientology to shame.

>>136769252
>>Upholds to traditional morality.
lol, no.
If they were "traditional" they wouldn't have gotten their start in violent rebellion against the gubberment, and still practice polygamy while considering even iced tea to be "a subversive drug".

>>136769252
>The fucking Quakers told this guy he was too much of a nut
>His "traditional morals" involve polygamy
There's your fucking prophet, an outcast to the outcasts

>why?
Because the book of mormon is blasphemy. Ignoring that, it's a works based religion that denies Christ.

>>136769616
neither is

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>>136770424
oops, forgot pic

>>136769252
>founding propher was a known con artist

Fixed it for you

>>136769616
>>136770529
>implying the Catholic faith (the original and largest Christian faith) somehow isn't a "real" christian faith.
Except for the Coptic Church, all other Christians are "spin-offs" of the Catholic faith.

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>>136769854
keep going, i'm almost ready to join!

>>136770476
>Denies Christ
Fucking how? Other than some obscure "muh they interpret the Bible differently than me". Of all their faults why claim something that is so obviously untrue.

>>136769913
and they got here by using a pedal-powered submarine... true scripture!

>>136769252
Mormons are an evil Jewish funded cult that hates white people. Look at how they voted in 2016 election.

>>136770872
the cuckolic church changed so much that it has nothing to do with christianity anymore
it might be the oldest church and was probably right in its beginnings, but there's barely anything left now

>>136769252
how do they feel about weed if there cool im in

>>136770204
Polygamy has been done away with entirely. Blacks on the other hand may indeed enter the priesthood, but it's just for show. LDS church never gave up the doctrine of the Curse of Cain officially.

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>>136769252
>Sand Cults.
>Offspring of sand cults.
>Retarded Offspring of sand cults pandering to retards.

It's a Satanic cult. It sent a church and has nothing to do with the message of Christianity. May Joseph Smith continue to burn n Hell until the cancer of Mormonism is scraped from the face of the earth forever.

>>136769252
Mormons are not real Christians, if your going to believe in a God then at least make the story somewhat believable for the time. Mormons said fuck that where going all out, idiots.

>>136771117
> there
Found the nigger

Boy they don't let darkies in

Thw

>>136770872
>the original
You mean Orthodox that the Cucklics split off of?

>>136771099
Thanks for you subjective opinion heres a (You)

>>136769252

>no alcohol, not even beer or wine

You can shove the Word of Wisdom up your ass. Jesus drank and so did his disciples, I hate it when the Mormons I know try to dance around the issue by saying that "strong drink" is forbidden when it clearly references to liquor and booze. Non-alcoholic beverages are a modern luxury afforded by the technology so I refuse to subscribe to wisdom of some teetotaler who came up with the current rules a few decades ago

>>136769252
All of my work friends are Mormons, they seem like great people. Most other Christians I know are fucking lefty fags, but all the Mormons I know are at least somehwat based.

They get married EARLY, like 19-22 years old, I'm sure there are some that are much older and unmarried though.

I thought about converting, but I don't actually believe in god, so I feel like I'd be lying to the others at church.

>>136772282
Lying in church is a Mormon tradition. The take their Satanism seriously. Jesus said don't lie but Mormons lie every time their lips move, flapping their gums about their Satan in sheep clothes named Joseph Smith.

>>136772070
It means grape juice in the Bible. Besides, the Bible is partially corrupt.

>>136769252
>Made up religion by plagiarising Christian tomes and sticking his face in a hat containing a rock.
>Destroyed printing press to cover up polygamy, which Smith denied to his own people
>dressed up as natives to massacre wagon train and cast the blame elsewhere
>Send yong men on missions while snatching up all the young women for themselves
> closed economy that discriminates against non-Mormon business and drives them out
>attempts to dominate elections in the dirtiest ways that even Democrats wouldn't touch
>Claim moral superiority while stealing from government jobs and other public money
>Hide pedos better than the Catholics
>Wore than Jews for money grubbing
>Baptize dead people to claim a larger following

>>136772070
Alcohol isn't really the oddest part of the Words of Wisdom. The hot drinks one is because it's more rooted in a 19th century fad Joseph's wife Emma was into than in actual health benefits. That said as long as someone can handle 10% and church being very time consuming the Mormons are pretty alright although they have their issues.

>>136771008
Because they believe Jesus is not unique, that every planet in the universe with sentient humanoid life (lol) has it's own local Jesus (lol) which all answer to the CEO Jesus/God on planet Kolob (lol).
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob

This is clearly denying Christ and the trinity Godhead, but It gets worse. You (yes you if male) can become a local Jesus. By winning enough souls here on earth, saving enough already dead people, you get to go to heaven (on kolob) where you spend eternity fucking and breeding the female souls that you've won... and once you've aquired enough spirit babies with your polygomist harem, they all get transfered to a new planet and you become their local Jesus.

Now I really dislike ripping into them, because theyre white, and because of all the butt hurt they caused by converting and saving the 6 gorrilion holocaust survivors to mormon spirit whores, and because they save the millions of aborted babies each year which triggers lefty, but c'mon bro. They deny Jesus and are not Christian.

Salt Lake City fag here. This shit about Mormonism being white is bullshit. Maybe it used to be, but all I see at the churches are spics. So many mother fucking spics.

>>136772821

So just grape juice or all alcoholic beverages too? Because as far as I know, the grape juice must have had alcoholic content back in the day prior to inventing pasteurization. Common folk still drank beer/ale because it was much safer than water.

>>136773217

It's certainly not the weirdest part but the one I feel most strongly about. They say I'd made a good Mormon if I wasn't a drinker.

And as it happens, hot drinks is pretty retarded too. They might have a different view on them if they had weathers as cold as -40c

Because it's heretical.

>>136770275
They probably felt guilty over helping California become what it is, a bunch of Mormons went there on a boat thinking they could get to Utah more easily, stayed in California and started the first schools, newspapers and farms

>>136771251
Jesus.
Because believing in the easter bunny is silly.

>>136773243
No, they believe Jesus died for everyone in all the different planets. You are making stuff up

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>Paganism/Polytheism
You mean freemasonry (which is Jewish in nature, with origins in the Jewish kabbalah).

>>136769252
Mountain Meadows Massacre

Batlestar Gloctica: the cult

>>136774611
I wish i were. I'm not going to trash them any more than i have, and i did try to accurately descibe their core beliefs, maybe a mormon will correct me. Afterall who really knows what the afterlife is like? When i meet one i just try to steer them into embracing the new testament which they supposedly claim. No bully.

fuck off godless desert idiots don't come around this board. we already have godless jew kike shills, we don't need fucking mormon retards here.

Because Mormons are creepy as all hell. When I had a vacation in Park City my experience in Salt Lake City was bizarre. I don't care if they're all white I didn't feel like it was a real white culture.

OP post your nsa approved mitt sealed 14 year old daughter raping MAGIK UNDERWEARZ!!!!

>>136776026
they fucking hate you. they just want your money and your daughter's pussy to pass around

>>136776176
That's what I thought. I'll stick to traditional Catholic oriented culture.

reminder that mitt has a few brides in mejico, where he was born. mitt loves open borders because it opens mejican pussy up for him. mormons are an anti-american and anti-white death cult that won't let you even get drunk before raping your neighbors daughters

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>>136769252
Stop being a christcuck.

>>136769252
It's a lie

>>136769609
honest q:

what is more degenerate?

>a gay?
or
>a mormon elder that rapes the little girls next door for mitt, and fucks his friend's sisters in his singles ward while taking all their money?

at least faggots don't procreate

i hate both though.

>>136769252
MORMON JESUS dun dun dun dudududun

>>136769252
>Just why isn't /pol/ Mormon yet?
because if I wanted to be a masonic pedophile I would be a democrat

>beer is bad
>coffee is bad
>iced tea is bad

>raping that little girl next door for joseph smith is the greatest thing a man can do

>>136776472
This, ALL HAIL ODIN!!

>>136769252
Excellent thread! Hoping a "Scientology is based" thread pops up soon! /s Dude, they're ALL cultish, divisive beliefs that are propagated by the brainwashing and abuse of others. Fuck them.

>>136769252

Because Mormonism was literally kick-started by satan himself, and is a deviant perversion and blasphemy of Lord Jesus' gospel.

Is bluepilled shit now and needs to be persecuted back to their roots.

>>136770424
>still practice polygamy
their version of which is basically an excuse to fuck 8 year olds like Allah did

>>136769252
Mormon here (sorta)
/pol/ and Mormons agree on almost every cultural issue.
Mormons are also pure whites and good people to be around.
The Book of Mormon doesn't change much from the Old/New Testament; it's just an (alleged) history book essentially.
>Muh Satanic
*eye roll*
>Muh polygamy
Ended in 1890 retard

>>136769609

This is a lie,

They have already made it so gay couples can NEVER be sealed in the temple. There will be NO gay bishops EVER.

SHILL you can't even drink coffee without consequences. Mormons are the ANTI degeneracy SUPREME.

Regardless of the idiotic actual religion and beliefs they have the lessons morals and standards they set for themselves and other is based and you are 100% retarded or uneducated on the religion if you believe otherwise

>>136769252
>>Women have no leadership roles

really ?

Man i respect Mormonism now !

all the rest also seems very based and so on

B-B-BUT : Then why did Utah vote for abomination Hitlery Clitor then ?
EXPLAIN !

cutz it absolutely doesnt add up

>>136777242
sorta? fuck off kike

>>136777362
Utah went red though.

zion bank should be investigated and burned down like the fed

>>136769252
It doesn't matter if its retarded.

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>>136769616
well, it is. and mormonism is not.

that one guy is a year or two of shitty pope. the one true church has stood for 2000 years. we have shit popes rarely. sometimes we kill them off.

mormons were raping children for the last 190 years and fucking different wives and having no offical family. just a big orgy cult of iq100 retards.

>>136778179
Degenerate mapuche nigger.

>>136770907
after mitt fucks your daughter, he will appease you by importing you 3 fat ass samoan whale girls just for you so you can have sex too!!!!

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>>136778701
I'm 100% white european, that's why I worship european gods instead of a dead kike on a stick.

>>136771008
if you don't know the mormon church denies christ then you are totally sucked into the cult

i'm sure they give their idiot followers some wishy washy bullshit about their interpretation of christ so you don't walk out the fuckin door...

but mormons indeed deny christ

>>136769252
Book of Mormon is an outright forgery. Joseph Smith based the entirety of Mormonism on Freemasonry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1sO5vJfNWs

>>136772821
Why do Jews drink on Purim and during Shabbat? Mormonism appropriates kabbalah, does it not?

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>No apostolic succession and huge abuse of scripture

nah

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>>136779291

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If you guys haven't been to a Mormon church then you probably wouldn't understand that it is, in fact, the most based type of Christianity there is currently. Sure, you get the virtue signalling and philanthropy which occasionally makes it feel cucky or weak, but it is majority white in the states, women are the type of 1950's style concervative where they have standards but will still fuck you like Stacy did, and they all want long, happy marriages and to have children.

You're all kidding yourselves until you try it yourself. Just don't let them try and get you too involved.

t. Guy who tried it out (and benefitted immensely with jew-like connections support nationwide, and conservative white qts)

>>136771008
I think they make their beliefs pretty clear. They don't deny Christ.

https://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/a-of-f/1?lang=eng

>>136779291
That's what an average Kevin Balquinta would say. Nigger.

>>136769252
I once dated a Mormon girl, went to a few services and my god they are probably the most devote followers I've ever seen. All of them. One weird thing is I think they were all autistic to a degree. Not trying to belittle them, but I think there's correlations

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>>136780137
>>136780380
Fuck off christcuck niggers.

>you have to do the secret handshake in order to get into superheaven
>leader of the church can literally just change anything in scripture

>>136769252
not fucking worth it. it's batshit craziness

t. raised mormon

>>136780516
>hurr durr I had a Dutch ancestor in 1740 therefore I'm aryan
Stop being an edgy pagan, at least have the dignity to be atheist.

>>136780563
What has the LDS Church changed since its inception?

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You faggots honestly take yourselves too seriously sometimes. You autists think that by joining something, you have to fully commit and radocally support it beyond any doubt.

Well here's a newsflash: there isn't a single philosophy, design, art style, etc., that exists in this world solely to please you. So that means that you, the feeble human, must occasionally adapt to your surroundings just as every living thing had to do before you so that you could be here to live out your miserable existence.

So instead of staying in the back like a bitch ass cynic, get out there and benefit from the things around you. Be a part of an organization, even if that organization is imperfect.

The Mormon Church would honestly bwnefit most of you in ways you probably wouldn't understand. Maybe you would have to create a light facade to play along with the bullshit, but honestly this is the rule of associating yourself with others: you must compromise part of your own will and wishes when you enter into an organization or agreement with others.

So play the fucking game. Join a church and be part of the community. Go to school. Get rich.

All the emperors before us didn't just sit in the back like whiny ass bitches. They rode the fucking tiger. They played the game. Now it's your turn.

>>136769252
For the fact that they're heretical on the basis of their faith in man.

>>136780210
>>136781582
These men understand.
If you want to have a traditional family with a white woman and be a real part of a non-degenerate white culture, Mormons are the best option.
Newsflash: the other magical religions aren't true either.

>>136769944
checked for truth

>drinks root beer then rapes neighbors daughter but it's ok because i wore my majik underwearz

What about Jehovas?

They're far more communal.

>>136769609
I guarantee you they will not.

Surprise surprise, another Mormon thread full of retards lying about a church they know nothing about.

>>136782652
See:
>>136779687

>>136782255
The JW? They're apolitical and arguably have harsher beliefs than the Mormons. Mormons don't let you drink coffee. JW you can't get blood even if it's a life or death situation. There's also harsher shunning practices and other things in the JW.

>>136770275
>organizes against gay marriage but floods country with mexicans for chance at money, brides, and pusssyyyy!!!!! fuck white people!!! ya!!! mormons!!!

Which church will let me oogleboogle the most children? :-)

>>136769767
mormons have a lot of business fronts in ca

they have a ton of temp agency companies that just hire illegals

they are all about the open border they don't give a fuck about america or americans

>>136782255
The JW are fucking nuts. Mormonism is quirky and based on total nonsense but they're better than the Watchtower loons.

>>136783236
I assumed Mormons were heavy American patriots, no?

>>136771099
lol mormie hanz are u teh retarded?

>>136771150
>Polygamy has been done away with

why do you come here to lie? does your cult teach lying? i know they do.

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We believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
And in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
begotten from the Father before all ages,
God from God,
Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made;
of the same essence as the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven;
he became incarnate by the Holy Spirit and the virgin Mary,
and was made human.
He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered and was buried.
The third day he rose again, according to the Scriptures.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again with glory
to judge the living and the dead.
His kingdom will never end.
And we believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord, the giver of life.
He proceeds from the Father and the Son,
and with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified.
He spoke through the prophets.
We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic church.
We affirm one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look forward to the resurrection of the dead,
and to life in the world to come. Amen.

>>136771472
this

>>136783295
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Deseret

>>136772070
>fermented grape juice is bad
but
>dressing up like paiutes and killing over 250 american settlers on their way west is BESTTTTTT

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Joseph Smith, like many alpha men, used their charm, organizational skills, and strategic exploitation to bend the will of others.

Every great man is a warrior-prophet. Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, Osama bin Laden, Hitler, Joseph Smith, Greek philsophers... they all preached a belief system and created an undeniable following and were able to harness the most volatile resource this world has to offer. Not land, not weapons, not wealth, but human will. They were cultivators of infinite potential.

Some of you might call this leadership.

Didn't Alexander's men believe him to be a god, and would fight for his praise and glory? It is believed that Alexander cultivated this rumor himself; does this mean that Alexander was a deceiver and a snake? That is not how he is remembered. He is Alexander the Great, whose namesake still lives throughout the middle east (notably Kandahar, Afghanistan) as one of the greatest men of all time. And why? Because he was a LEADER. A chief. A commander. He understood and exploited the superstitious and naive nature of the less-intelligent people around him and used it to further his empire.

Is pol really this cucked, that they can't even see the workings of emperors right before their eyes? Joseph Smith died with several wives and had God-knows-how-many children (no pun intended). From a standpoint of evolutionary biology, he is probably one of the most successful men to ever live. A shred of his will has been perpetuated throughout time and eternity through his offspring, and his organization thrives today with a level of potential that we still have yet to understand.

Don't be a cuck; learn from this man and many other great men.

>>136772282
it's a child abuse sexual cult ring dude

what is the point of getting married when you just marry a few more fat beaners or samoans and live on welfare?

what woman signs up for this shit? oh they don't, they are trapped in a fucking death cult.

>>136772519
yea they are like jews. wandering the desert aimlessly just preying on others. both groups deny christ and worship satan.

>>136769252
Pedophilia and incest rampant.
Totaliarian cultish leadership.
Matronly submissive and fearful women.
Isolationist.

Jesus jammies are enough

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>>136769252
>Blends Paganism/Polytheism with Christianity.

Umm no sweetie thats not Christianity, thats Catholicism.

GUYS I JUST FOUND SOME GOLDEN PLATES IN MY BACKYARD FUCKING CALL UP EVAN AND MITT HOOLYLYLYY FUCKCKCKCK!!!! SEND ME A SAMOAN BRIDE NOW PLZ FUGGGO!!!

>>136781582
With Mormons there is still a chance to find a virgin. My wife was untouched.

>>136785188

Oh I agree with you totally. See my previous post.

>>136783295
they are anti-american but just larp as pro-white americans.

go look up the "utah war"

mormons teach their people they will take over the usa and shit. it's an insane cult. they are active in turning the southwest into shit.

the sooner america turns to shit, the more mormons can profit and have more desert land!!!!!! fuck white people and america says the mormons.

smart white men would not abuse their children in a cult like mormonism.

>>136782035
t. cult leader talking shit about other religions he tries to imitate

"traditional family" is the antithesis of mormonism. go fuck your 3 samoan housekeepers while mitt and evan watch, levi.

>>136782255
they used to do the door to door thing like mormies, but even they stopped harassing people. haven't had a jehovah on my porch in like, 10 years.

mormies always got the two boys dressed up with the 3 weirdo unhappy adults standing out in the street. lmao.

fucking cults...

>>136781582
that guy looks like he was abused by multiple elders and wants something else, but can't escape mormon cult.

he looks fucking pissed lel. he's probably been fucking since he was 10 but can't have a beer...i'd be fucking pissed too if i was stuck in a cult.

>>136769252
Whole bucha slc butt fuckers, televangelists and kikes in this thread

As for me, looking forward to allying with fellow Patriots to end Weimar republic 2 the electric bugaloo

>>136787177
Forgot about the Mexicans and Irish Catholics boy rapers larping here as whites

Sad, good luck when your son's become choir boys. I'm sure they can dress up as Harley Quinn for you

>>136787177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPGIobtwU8o

>>136780648
you can leave bro. it's not hard.

>>136774421
is that what they teach you at (((byu)))?

lmfao.

california had schools, newspapers, and farms long before mormons were around.

first paper was by a navy chaplain. if you are trying to take credit for farms in cali you are dumber than i thought. plenty of schools around before mormons showed up...

>>136787578
Forgot one last group. Ex Mormons are literally cucks. Everyone I've met swings or blacks. Disgusting.

Mormons need to cut out our cancer and go back to scaring degenerates out of Desert with knife and gun wielding groups of whistling teens.

Hard to have a ghetto when the white Mormons are sanctioned to take out the garbage again

>>136773425
yeap. and pac islanders.

those spics are there like a mormie open borders fuck america communal pussy slush fund

>>136784075
>bess, when you are done playing with your toy doll, come out behind the barn for your raping. bring da majik underwearz!!!!! don't tell your father or i'll fuck your mother!!!!

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>>136769252
Polygamist inbred trash and should all be slaughtered.

>>136785846
I see. Makes you wonder why Romney readily ran for president.

>>136788957
It's interesting how times have changed. I live just a few towns away where the Klan murdered Mormon missionaries so very long ago. It was extremely common for southerners to attack and kill Mormon missionaries and even leave one alive to send back to Utah to say don't come back Today southerners and Mormons are often having to stand side by side against new threats. Shows how time and new foes can change things I guess.

>>136788957
you mean push your anti white and anti american ways on others? threatening violence? you are a cult bro lel.

>>136790591
the reason he took a dive at the debate was because being mormon he was a born loser, and was too afraid to win. he was told to lose by his globalist masters and he did what he was told like a good fucking idiotic mormon loser.


i shook his hand in 2012. total loser. mormons deserve better than what they have. fuck mitt and fuck mormon elders reading this. you go all go to hell, not kolob or whatever the fuck you call your majik child rape planet.