Why is the moon ......

What the fuck are you talking about?
Go get some fucking sleep.

Duh.. metric is gay

..No one uses miles here sweetie. At all. Ever. Imperial measures are only for commodities and goods

>I'll take a pint of beer
>I'll take somewhere between 540ml to 580ml of beer

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>>136761074
>Is it because America owns both the Moon and the universe

goddamn right bitch

>>136761074
The moon is talked about in kilometers to earth rather than miles literally everywhere but America

>Why are light yearsmeasured in miles per second instead of " miles per kilometers"
>miles per kilometers

America, you're drunk. Go home.

>>136761195
Its 7:52 pm in civilized lands dumbass

>alpha centauri 4 lightyears away
>owned by duracel

>>136761074
>miles per kilometers
What did he mean by this?

Metric was france's idea... gay, euro homo science

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>>136761074
When anyone else chooses to fucking go and drop lunar ranging reflectors like we did, you can measure it however the fuck you want.
Use goat dicks. I can convert.
Lazy non-burgers...

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>>136761074
For people who claim to own the moon/universe, you sure do have a hard time actually getting to space without the Russians taking you along with them.

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>>136761074
>"miles per kilometers"

I cant

>>136761592
>Canadians on the moon
>0 (zero)

what did I mean by this?

>>136761074
Because Masons came up with the numbers. And the numbers match with Pythagorean numerology.

>>136762229
>135 space shuttle missions
>2 failures
>One of which failed on reentry

>>136762445
>Temperatures on the moon are very hot in the daytime, about 100 degrees C
Canadians start sweating at about 20 degrees C.