Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_D7c3T3VLc

wheat mummy

Nice clickbait thread ya got here

>>136756540
Get out of our thread, yank scum.

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>muslim councillor in Newcaste

goybook.com/DipuAhad/posts/10155738764354009

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>>136755697
C-continue to have a good evening, A-Anglo-senpais. . .

What's your most shameful memory lads?

Here's mine:

>be 14
>meet cute 13 girl from the same town online
>chat a lot
>she's immediately falls for me
>thinks I'm really cool, practically worships the ground I walk on
>meet on a couple of dates in town
>enjoy some kissing and touching
>her parents are away one weekend
>she asks me to come over and spend the weekend at her place
>gives me her address
>go there on my bike
>get lost because I've never been in that part of town before
>spend hours trying to find the place before giving up
>she calls me and asks why I didn't come
>I don't want to look like an uncool faggot who gets lost in his own hometown so I tell her I'm dumping her
>don't return any of her desperate calls or e-mails

>>136757987
Well at the same time a mayor of a town near Newcastle was caught for being a pedo
So, because he was white, it takes the wind out of sails of the blame the pakis crowd

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>No friends
>No ambition
>No happiness in years
>No future
Who else has this feel?

>>136757987
Of course it can go without saying that in the event of a right-wing attack he would blame anyone to the right of Corbyn of creating a toxic atmosphere that allowed it to happen or some such nonsense.

>>136755697
How is that European paper not bankrupt yet?

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>>136756540
Allow me to refute you thus

>>136756017
The front page of The Sun is always an interesting snapshot of how terrible this place is

Burger?

>>136758418
What would an after dinner speech from her even be like?

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>>136755697
Why haven't you read the complete works of Shakespeare yet?

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>>136757987
Good old dipu

Cunt deserves death

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>>136755014
>Theres millions of these shows now on channel 4 and itv and shit. It's ALWAYS the fat white woman with a bunch of spacker kids in a village somewhere where there literally are no jobs. They never go round the London Estates and see the muslim ghettos.

The worst one ever was 'The Last White kids' on channel 4 in 2003.

It followed one of the last White English families at their school in Manningham Bradford.

The young white lads kept getting into fights with Asians at school and stopped attending. Eventually they got sent to a whiter school where they began to enjoy themselves more.

The young daughters started going to mosque and learning Arabic. One of them started wearing a Niqab despite being under 15 because the Muslims couldn't tell if she was white when she would wear it.

Useless white Mother just sat back and encouraged it.

The most poignant moment was hearing the young lad say he didn't want to be a Muslim, and that he was 'Just English'. He was being forced into a world he didn't want to be part of because of mass migration.

I would tell you to give it a watch, but it's pretty heartbreaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqkRMzCJrbY

>>136758228
Aw poor girl
You were a kid though so not too big a deal

I've can barely even bring myself to think about any of my past
Due to the amount of embarrassing shitty things I've done
So instead I just try to focus on the future

But occasionally a memory will slip out and kill me for a couple of days

>>136758505
Maybe it's code for a sex party

>>136758505
A bingo game with tits

>>136758542
I'm not watching that man

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>>136758418
on the bright side, the slide story isnt fooling anyone.

not met a single person all day who thinks its wrong, yet every single one thinks paki rape gangs should be deported to the ocean.

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>>136758228
>be me
>15 yr old with blue balls
>sisters hot mate staying over
>in bathroom
>see sisters mates toothbrush
>wank on it

Best bit was her smiling at me next morning...

Mfw

>>136756746
>I can't believe that sort of thing can be true
You should believe it lad. Africans have never invented a single worthwhile thing. They stayed where they started out, never once moving to strive for better. They never developed a written language.

I spent a month in Mozambique training some locals on how to use some pretty simple equipment and what would take a Brit a day or two to learn took them well over a week and even then they were fucking shit.

I've taught 5 year old children in Britain and they picked concepts up more quickly and more enthusiastically than these blokes who we were paying 5x the average salary of their area.

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>>136758523
How does pic related make you feel?

>>136758228
lol is this the same guy who always posts this ages ago?

>>136758909
fuck off this is fake

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Would you lads wear this?

>>136758542
Fuck watching that. Jesus Christ.

>>136758998
It isn't fake.

>>136759000
Kek, that pose - should read 'merchant of the people'

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Asian girls are my favourite

>>136758998
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=omg+shakespeare&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aomg+shakespeare

>>136758909
Not bad
I remember reading a children's bible when young
And it basically outlined the stories in a way that made them interesting and accessible to me, with pictures and all that.

So I don't think there's a problem with this providing it's for very young children
Or 'special needs' children

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>you will never go back to being ignorant and bluepilled

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>>136758909
O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!

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>>136759176
sorry for nonce flag that was an accident

>>136758909

It's a jokey gimmick book. Are they using it in schools? Are they fuck so what's the problem?

>>136759176
>>136759267
Not much of a fan of the darker nips that Asian girls have desu.

>>136759224
But it's clearly aimed at the 12 year old or thereabouts age range, the fact is children should learn Shakespeare by reading it, not some pacified version.

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>>136758258

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Which cheap supermarket cider is best?

So far I think Asda's.

I mix 2 litres of shitty cider with a bottle of weston's vintage every night. I get a good buzz for around £3.80 without fucking my guts up too bad

>>136759388
Prepare to get deleted.

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>>136758783
>"I were born the way I were born, so I'm gonna stay that way. I'm not a Muslim, I'm not Christian, I'm just English. If God wanted Amy and Ashleigh to be a Muslim he would have made them Muslim. I won't ever become a Muslim because 1) you'd have to go mosque a million times a day, 2) you'd miss The Simpsons, 3) I've got to learn reading backwards, frankly I can't even read in English so how am I gonna read in their language?"

Cheese burger?

>>136759358
>learn Shakespeare by reading it
they should see it performed first

>>136759430
Idk what it is about shitty cider, but if I drink it for a couple days straight I'll puke up blood and be shaking like fuck

Doesn't really happen with spirits though

I usually drink crofters because it's the cheapest near my house

>>136759767
white ciders do that to me.

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>>136759358
What poets have you read? You said the other night you wanted to read more. I'll send you on the right path.

>>136759934
Recommend me some.

Thoughts on 2nd best Alex Jones?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXlnOAqD0Sq/?taken-by=real_alexjones

>>136759934
inb4 larkin

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>>136760015
What Eliot poems have you read already?

>>136759934
inb4 pound

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>>136759013
>"Why do you like wearing it?"

>"Cos if you're like white colour and you wanna be a Muslim, no one can see your face so they'll think you're a Muslim"

>>136759430
Don't drink much cider these days but when I did, Asda always seemed to have the best cheap stuff. They even had a pretty good cheap pear one, for when I wanted something a little different.

>>136760099
Recommend me some

>>136755860
this is like those movies where they hire the master burglar to break into the mafia safe, but with pedophelia

>>136760125
(((Channel 4)))
(((David Abraham)))
This country is lost. They've won. There's no going back now.

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>>136759934
2pac is the best poet desu

>>136758258
>>136759367
Fuck you defeatist faggots. Your boy out here setting his life straight and going to make something of himself. You both aughta do the same lads.

>>136758258
me

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I want more asain cuties to immigrate to britain, when can we get our cutie asian gf based immigration system?

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Reminder that the BoE base rate has not increased for over a full decade now. Since July 2007 interest rates have only moved downwards or sideways. We are living in the mother of all financial bubbles right now as a result of this and only a complete systemic reset will allow us to return to any meaningful prosperity.

>>136760199
Adds a whole new meaning to kindergarten cop

>>136760015
Keats, Byron


The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.

Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride;
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.

And there lay the rider distorted and pale,
With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail:
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,
The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!

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>>136760066
>larkin
>pound
Great banter.

>>136760147
We shall begin at the beginning-
The Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock: that will introduce you to his style
Rhapsody on a windy night
Preludes
Hysteria
Gerontion: getting more difficult
The Waste Land: the biggy, you'll need to read up on it like everyone does
The Hollow Men
Ash Wednesday
Journey of the magi- Hitchens told me he thought it 'miraculous'
The Four Quartets

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>>136760318

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>>136760386
ban pakis and niggers and instead welcome cuties

>>136760450
I'm feeling especially lazy, could you give me a link to 2 Amazon books?

>>136760442
You'll put him off with that stuff.

Brit/pol/ = privileged straight white males and their first world problems

>>136759177
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=omg+shakespeare&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aomg+shakespeare
ye ok im blackpilled

Check it out lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVOlcIX0q8A

>>136760596
>Amazon
No

http://www.bartleby.com/people/Eliot-Th.html

>>136760686
t. nigger on gibs

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>>136759358

Utter bollocks.

I'm old enough to remember this over-stylised, abridged, badly-acted cheeseball nonsense doing more to get teenagers started and interested in Shakespeare than any number of stuffy, full length BBC versions.

Look how over-the-top and cheesy it looks now:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1kkig

Yet the girls in my year went and saw it three and four times.

>>136760686
>privileged straight white males and their first world problems

>checking my privilege
>working class pauper with no asian gf
failed the first test

>checking sexuality
>straight
confirmed

>white
>i have hazel coloured eyes
think that means im a nigger tbqh

>males
>checking penis
confirmed

>first world problems
>checking my problems
>no qt asian gf
dont ever say this is a trivial problem >:(

>>136760619
You don't like byron, mate? I love the epic stuff, Coleridge, tennyson etc

Come, my friends,
'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

>>136761002
Perhaps it's because they weren't exposed to the "stuffy" ones.

REMINDER : poetry is for fags

>>136761023
I like it a lot but in my experience the 19th century stuff seems to put people who aren't use to it off. Seems better if you introduce them with more 'modern' and then work backwards.
>not a teacher though so it might be bullshit, just my limited experience

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>>136761225
Indeed, I keep forgetting all the great poets were complete poofs.

>>136761016
Even if you don't have a job you still get paid by the government. There are kids starving in Africa you shit.

>>136761142

They were exposed to the stuffy ones but it's easier to plant the seeds for this sort of thing if kids are actually interested in it.

Shitty BBC sets or an impenetrable stage show? Not so much. But put a young Leo in the role and make the thing glamorous and visual and all of a sudden, teenage girls WANT to understand what he's saying. It makes the whole thing easier.

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>>136761460

>>136761023
For the modern audience

Come den senpai
We've got time to find a new life
Let's go init
I just wanna fly to new places on a g6
Yeh it might crash but man's gotta try y'no
Maybe we'll land in Ibiza or Napa, anywhere's better than Manny
We might meet some slags or get a job with a DJ like on Kevin and Perry
Our Dad's had a deece life cuz the feds wasn't on dey back on a daily
It's a shithole here now
But we gotta try and find sumwhere better

>>136761460
I do have a job, i work 40 hours a week for 17K a year, im not exactly priveleged

And actually ive been to africa and its mostly full of coal burners on vacation who go to afria for bbc and end up getting cooked in a big pot amd eaten. So they have plenty of food nowadays because most coal burners are so big they can feed half the congo

>>136761855
Thanks
I couldn't be fucked reading the other one

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>>136761225
>be tennyson
>pour out soul onto page
>white hot prose to stir mens blood
>bequeathed to the ages
>be interred in Westminster cathedral
>couple centuries later some autist on a Tibetan anal flute forum calls you a fag

I should have stuck with pig farming

>>136761855
Kek

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I want 1,000,000 new asian girls in the uk

>>136761992
Kek

>>136761992
>work 40 hours a week for 17K a year
Kek you must be really stupid
To be worth so little

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>>136761488
>>136761142
>>136761002
>tfw the schools all teach the Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet but don't bother with Milton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OQa_E_SApw

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>>136762116
Went to where he was born the other week. Proper ye olde England. Very Tennysonesque (if that's a word).

>>136762191
Rekongquest of Hong Kong when?

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>We haven't had any happenings this summer because they are going to accumulate into one big North Korean super-happening

>>136762230
>filename
Kek. I can't read paradise lost without siding with Satan. His rallying speech to his troops after the battle of heaven is amazing

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>I can't read paradise lost without siding with Satan.

>>136762567
The first Romantic.

>>136762674
He's the protagonist in it. You're meant to sympathise with him. Its why its so famous.

>>136762525
>15 minutes from London
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit

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>Americans have never invented anyt-

not so fast, Britbongs

>>136763077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RP_FLIP more info on american ingenuity which allowed Trump to cause Brexit

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>>136763246
Bloody hell you're persistent.

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>>136760450
>The Empty Farm -- T. S. Eliot

"Old Macdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O"
"a shilling for the old grout?"

Turning and clawing
At the ebbing tide of carrion
From the river Thames
Which finds not till it feels
Orestes crossed our dry Earth
The hopeless ceremonies
Pinioned by a broken mirror
Abrenuntio

The dry thunder of the farmer's cry
Here a moo
There a moo
Here an oink
Then another
Then the mountain shuddered

Prema
Subhecchāḥ
Bhayaanapade’pi.
Absit
Absit

>>136762859
He's definitely not the protagonist. He's a romantic villain in some ways but this quote from CS Lewis sums it up the best:
"Throughout the poem, (Satan) undergoes a progressive degradation," from God's second in command to "a mere peeping Tom leering and writhing in prurience."

Yes I did just do it for A Level, and yes I am fucking dreading results day

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Has posting poetry killed this thread? Must post more to revive it-
Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stones:
Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so
That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!
I know when one is dead, and when one lives;
She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking-glass;
If that her breath will mist or stain the stone,
Why, then she lives.

>>136763470
Stop being young

>>136756135
Lmao arabs dominate "British" news now. Awesome.

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Black on black lies is worse than black on black crime
The Jews share their truth on how to make a dime
Most black men couldn't balance a checkbook
But buy a new car, talkin' 'bout "how my neck look?"
Well... it all looks great
Four hundred years later, we buyin' our own chains

>>136763829
they dominate american news too now

it's cancer

>>136763470
>I did just do it for A Level
Public school I imagine?

>He's definitely not the protagonist
Anti-hero then. 1600's didn't have 'protagonists' of course.

Did you link it to the Civil War when writing about it?

>going to pleasure beach in two days
Ready to ride some monster coasters lads. I brick it whenever I look at the Revolution though

>>136763470
He does, but it's very hard not to sympathise with his downfall. For the time, to portray Satan in a sympathetic - even likable - way was unusual, to say the least.

Best of luck with the results, lad

>>136758523
They're not meant to be read, brainlet.

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>>136763399
Was this written in revenge for me parodying Larkin?

>>136764074
Obviously. But you cant study them just by visiting the Globe.

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>>136762389
Really soon i hope

I really want them back

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Hong kong is British

>>136764083
No I liked that parody

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>>136763963
Be careful ...
https://youtu.be/c20jlCAzrpM

>>136763935
>Public school I imagine?
Grammar school.
I tended not to link it to the Civil War because those points never really fitted the essays I had to write, and because we could never agree whether Satan was meant to be King Charles or ironically the Parliamentarians. Plenty of people did try to though.

>>136763994
Yeah it definitely was unusual, Blake thought Milton was even "of the Devil's party without knowing it."
And cheers mate.

>>136763963
Good luck lad. I went recently and it took us an hour and a half to get on the Ice blast. We ended up just buying a pile of the fast passes.

Remember that it shuts at 17:00 now. You save a tenner if you order the wristband on their site at least a day in advance.

>>136764370
I liked yours.
1-1.

>>136764381
What are you trying to say

>>136763829
Like niggers in America. Or is the media not mentioning the black question?

On a different note, does anyone know of any genuine socially conservative movements active in universities?
I'm a bit worried that university will be even more politically stifling than school was. Hopefully there'll be some likeminded people.

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>>136764472
My sister pussied out of the Ice Blast last year. Yet she's fine going on the fucking slingshot and skycoaster that goes right off the south pier?

>>136764582
Never was a question.
They just get sympathy from the "news"

>>136764432
>Grammar school
Hitchens will be delighted. All I got taught in my 'academy' was not to rob a petrol station.
I reckon Satan was meant to be the Parliamentarians. Milton was 'of the devil's party' and all that.

>>136764472
>>136763963
I'm going to Blackpool soon too, staying up North with my grandparents for a while (100% Cumbrian ancestry, feels good man.) Only going for the Illuminations and fish and chips though.

>>136764616
Which one are you thinking of going to, if you don't mind me asking?

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>>136764616
>genuine socially conservative movements active in universities
The cultural Marxism taking over Universities isn't a meme I fear. What Uni?

>>136764616
No but there is definitely a lot of people I have met with socially conservative opinions
It's just a matter of somehow getting influence
But all the Students unions are filled with leftists and seem impenetrable

wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCm1XYRZx-w

>>136764724
I love Hitchens, even prefer him to Christopher. Even now, having heard him speak so much, there's still something a bit therapeutic about it. The raw logic and especially the patriotic passion is something I rarely experienced at school.
>>136764871
>>136764912
I don't think it's even taking over anymore, it's authority is completely in place.
Not sure I want to give it away but they're both in the Northeast and quite prestigious. Suppose I'll find out which one (or neither) in a week's time.

EXCUSE ME WERE IS THE FUCKING BURGER?

>>136765143
Are debating societies a good route to go down? It seems like it will be the closest thing to a free platform I'll get

>>136765324
I'm at Newcastle atm mate
But I suppose you're probably talking about Durham

What's the crack

>>136765324
York?

>>136765497
Oh, go on then. Durham is first choice, Newcastle insurance. Feels pretty 50/50 which one I'll get into at the moment.
Do you find that socially conservative people are happy to speak their mind freely, or do you have to hope that you will be able to have a private conversation with one in order to know who they are?

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>>136765324
>quite prestigious
Very fancy.
>be me
>go to shite school
>most of A levels spent bunking off, hanging around in the woods with mates drinking whiskey
>second year choosing own topics for English literature, get 80/80 for essay coursework and an A in test, turns out I'm good at English
>get B's overall cos of tom-foolery
>go to middling Uni because I want to keep living at home and have bad OCD with strangers
The sorrows of not getting the chance to go to a grammar school.

>>136755697
That is an amazing cover

>>136765826
Pisses me right off when people say they want grammars shut down, especially those who benefitted from them e.g. Corbs.
There should be one in every town. If I was in charge it would be at least in the first 3 things I would do.

Amazing how much more comfy these threads are without the tripfags shitting up the place.

Anyway, got work tomorrow, so turning it in...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_child_sex_abuse_ring

>>136766091
Feel quite angry about it desu. Most of what I know I taught myself. Not too bothered about the Uni though. Its in top 50 at least and like I said I wanted to live at home anyway (I'm not quite a Rightly though). What degree you taking?

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Fuck it, my confidence just popped.

How do I make myself ride everything at Blackpool? I don't want to pussy out of anything.

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>british roller coasters

>>136766327
At 140am? you'll crumble again when you're infront of it

>>136766317
I'm taking a humanities subject, which makes me even more concerned about the level of unfettered liberalism which will probably exist among those on the course.
Sometimes wish I'd gone into a trade but writing and public speaking are pretty much all I've ever been good for, so I'll just have to try and make something of those skills.

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>>136766522
Obviously, that's why we import our rides from the Dutch. The only things they're good for is weed and ride manufacturing.

>>136766621
>humanities subject
English?

>>136766534
Could I get shitfaced and go on the rides? My confidence rockets when I'm drunk. Plus I'm good at masquerading as sober.

>>136757987
Was this the same guy on BBC news saying something like blaming all muslims for these child rape gangs is like blaming all white people because of Jimmy Saville? What a cuntwad

>>136756017

>Diana
>still
>STILL

chriiiiiiiist

reckon we should round up all the yanks and use them for bio-fuel

>>136765802
>>136765802
To be honest I have never run into any trouble
I've had a good few arguments with sjw types on nights out etc, but nothing too crazy that lasted more than the night

I feel like I can openly talk about my opinions, although I will censor myself a bit occasionally depending on the situation as it's smart to test the waters with people.
i think you'll be surprised how often you come across people who will agree with you.
I saw Peter Hitchens in Durham and it was packed out (although the room was quite small)

I think I have been lucky in the people I have met and talked to, because I have heard some horror stories, but generally I've found myself talking to a lot of reasonable people.
It gets trickier when you get involved in the societies, because that's where the crazy people go
Especially the students union and the student paper

I don't have any experience with debating so I can't give any advice there

>>136766772
Who gives a fuck about Diana?

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Be honest lads, as Tories, we still still fear the northerners more than immigrants.

We must suppress them in order to protect our own success and standard of living, Thatcher understood this.

>>136766522

The Smiler at Alton Towers is pretty good.

>>136766745
Guess so if you can act sober. Wouldn't recommend you'll probs chunder on it

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>>136766867
>As Tories

>>136767027
Throwing up on rides is fucking hilarious for the fear it causes every one else

I'd like to be a poof please

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>>136755800
>leftists defending imperialist japan and calling america a militaristic demagogue in comparison
I know im late but holy shit wtf

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Hey /brit/pol

Your /pol/eague match against /ptg/ has been uploaded
>(you probably don't even know what this is or even heard of it before)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDaMcI203ro&feature=youtu.be

>>136767144

What are you then, a socialist?

Every southern man with a sane mind is a Tory.

>>136766728
Geography
>>136766813
Durham is supposed to be the most conservative uni in Britain, but based on the rest of them I wasn't sure if that's saying much. At least it's good to know that there should be likeminded people anywhere.
I probably won't get involved in the student union (it would probably be depression-inducing), but students paper is a possibility and definitely students radio depending on how competitive it is to get a slot on the air.
>>136766867
For 150 years this country thrived on the backs of Northerners working in factories, mills and mines. Now that they're gone our economy is built on sand and our strong, cohesive society is crumbling before our eyes.
I know Labour have always been pro-immigration since WWII ended, but it was Thatcher who started the decline into individualism that meant nobody cared what happened to society anymore, so long as they were better off. Hence why we have 330,000+ net immigration every year now.

>>136767333
Ignore the flag, i was b8ing some yanks in another thread

>>136767344
>drawing against the yanks
Wenger out

>>136758258
Snap out of it, faggot.

>>136767418
Student radio is completely dead at Newcastle as far as I know
No one really shows up to do their shows and the whole thing has been a mess in recent years
The paper is far better organised and probably far more worth your time
Although if you're really interested in radio then it may look good on your CV if you can turn it around

>>136767418
>Individualism
>Hence why we have 330,000+ net immigration every year now
Not defending Thatcher but look into the Kalergi plan and the UN population replacement. Goes beyond Thatcher and even Blair.

>>136767866
That's actually ideal, I just want to get a good hour slot, doesn't concern me if everyone else is shit. The less competition the better!
Student paper sounds good as well, mind.

i wanna suck cock lads

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>>136767402
(You)

>>136767901
I know all that stuff and I believe it's all true. But I know deliberate economic destruction when I see it and I think, if anything, Thatcher and those who followed her were a crucial part of that scheme. Neoliberalism is to the economy what "progressive" liberalism is to Society: utterly destructive.
Liberals who fake being socialists are reluctant to side with genuine pro-worker movements. I guess this is because they know they are the establishment and reducing immigration/increasing workers rights goes against their interests

>>136768228
Is that you Honk?

>>136767418

Thatcher had to do what was necessary to keep the wealth in the south. Yes, she deliberately destroyed the north's economy. She was a hateful woman, but she did it out of self-preservation. She was one of us. A true blue southern tory. She was a hero.

If she didn't destroy the north's economy they would have eventually replaced us at the top of the economic pyramid.

>>136768228
Fuck off posting about you and your faggot boyfriend no one gives a fuck

>>136758909
It makes me feel like you need some new images to post

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>>136768349
no he is not

>>136768461
Are you Honk?

>>136758909
Well it's Shakespeare. It can't exactly get worse.

SPAM investment Guide: >>136761423 OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!

>>136768364
She was a traitor and pandered to the capitalists while destroyed the identity of this nation by mass employing migrants at cheap labour and importing them. Destroyed our culture and national identity.

>>136768431
You closeted gayboys have to be liberated

Just try it

You will like being a sub

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>>136768508
I might be

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>>136768590

>>136768633
http://www.strawpoll.me/13670479/r

>>136768618
Fuck you and your nonce boyfriend. I hope you drop the bar while bench pressing at the gym

>>136768598
>replying to this Southern cuck

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>>136768508
I am Honk

>>136768364
In a sense I understand, what you're saying is right for your region is exactly what I'm sure we would all do for our country against other nations.
Still, seeing and reading about the hardship caused by those decisions, it does stink a bit to me. And economic/social liberalism will come back to bite us all in the end- the North has Bradford and Dewsbury, the South has London and Luton.
When one nation's sense of community dissolves, it will only be replaced by another. Unless of course we can rediscover what it is to be a nation again, quickly.

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>>136768748
Don't go turning this into a poofter 'I am Spartacus!'.

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>>136768748
No you aren't

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>>136768847
>Unless of course we can rediscover what it is to be a nation again, quickly
Too late. Birth rates, our generation, Islam etc

>>136768748
Come back lad.

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>>136768847
>tfw you're in the Midlands so you don't have to choose a side
Mercian Supremacy when?

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>>136769003
>implying I'm not honk
I'm not gonna come back. Maybe the occasional shitpost from time to time though.

>>136768990
Although I am losing hope rapidly, it's not too late until British children are a minority in their age group.
That gives us 10-15 years, maximum

Very important /poll/ for real

http://www.strawpoll.me/13670502

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>>136768598

>destroyed the identity of this nation by mass employing migrants at cheap labour and importing them.

Still worth it. She preserved the socioeconomic order that was at risk due the popularity of socialism at the time. Also, remember, most of the immigrants went to to the poor Labour voting areas in the north and the worst parts of London anyway.

THE NORTHERNER MUST BE KEPT IN HIS PLACE.

>>136769176
2050 that's our era of rope

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>>136769176
It's already over you dumbfuck, it's been over since Blair started importing pakis by the bucketload. Have you stepped foot in any big city recently? There are no white people left.

>>136768727
I have a spotter :^)
Don't get upset because a homo is more of a man than you

Don't get all pent up girl just cause you haven't had sexual release
Bet you'd love it, big cock sliding past your lips

I remember when I was a homophobe too
First kiss changed all that

>>136769277
Not worth it at all you shit bait cunt. You would rather have Islam and niggers in this country taking over in 40 years time. Rather than the north having a stronger place of power relative to be south? Stop larping cunt

>>136769176
>I am losing hope
'I saw with my own eyes the anon of Brit/pol/ hanging in a jar, and when the boys said to him, "Anon, what do you want?" he replied "I want to die".'

>>136769277
t. Norman scum

>>136768876
lol

>>136769311
Harsh but true.

>>136769316
Of course you have a spotter low test male.

So even you know being a homo means you are automatically less of a man?

Disgusting, you have the thought in your head when sucking your bf off that it is degenerate and horrible.

Low test beta male can't get girls so has to suffice to being a submissive cum dumpster

>>136769311
Yes of course I have, I live in a large town that's 35% foreign born. My school was surreal- there were visibly more non-British in year 7 than year 13. Change is coming rapidly and hope is disappearing just as rapidly.
Don't doubt that I understand what's going on. I do. All I can hope is that people in rural areas do something and that children grow up aware of the changes happening around them. If by 2030 nothing has changed, if people are still burying their heads in the sand, then I will lose all hope and I don't know what I will do after that happens.
I pray everyday that it never comes to that.

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>>136769583
What other poets do you like? You've piqued my interest.

Another couple thousand words done today lads. Turns out if you drink a cup of tea and smoke a dunhill on the half hour, every half hour, you can be very productive indeed.

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>>136769756
>I don't know what I will do after that happens
Do what the rest of us are already doing; wait to die.

>>136769756
You think they are all just going to turn around and leave, and British people are going to stop dying of old age?

>>136769695
>Low test beta male can't get girls so has to suffice to being a submissive cum dumpster

Mmm do more daddy. This stuff turns me on. Tell me I'm a faggot who was meant to service men and never touch a female mmm

I love it, in the outside I have this cold stoic exterior and when I'm with him I'm a submissive little poof

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>>136768876
>utter state of you.jpg

>>136769873
Wait a minute, are we going to have a nuclear war before I finish my fucking thesis?

I am going to submit a written complaint to God.

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>>136768876
Oh, by the way, when and why did he go to Japan?

>>136769912
Nope, and I can barely see a way out this demographic collapse. I'm just not quite ready to swallow the black pill yet. Not until a genuine resistance movement has had a go.

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>>136769991
>tfw all the effort I put into my file names is finally being appreciated in this thread

>>136769756
> Do something

Like what? Do you really see mass deportations happening here? Literally what the Nazis wanted to do? You can't even criticize it without committing a crime. Something should have been done about it in 1993, we're too late now. We'll be a minority within 35 years.

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LONDON NOT MANCHESTER
OXFORD NOT BIRMINGHAM
BERKSHIRE NOT YORKSHIRE
SURREY NOT CUMBRIA
KENT NOT NEWCASTLE
SOMERSET NOT NORTHUMBRIA
CAMBRIDGE NOT DURHAM
HAMPSHIRE NOT MERSEYSIDE
CORNWALL NOT TEESIDE

KEEP THE NORTHERN MAN DOWN AND THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH

>>136769975
That's useful you can be filtered by flag and post ID. Cheerio.

>>136770082
>when
Dunno
>why
He's a journalist.

>>136770114
Take the black pill. It's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

>>136769975
Fucking absolute nonce, hopefully your boyfriend will cheat on you and then fuck you and transmit aids

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>>136770177
Think again

>>136769773
Betjemen, Larkin, and the cheery toot of a stream train through the unspoiled Devon countryside.

>>136770228
Ah, I'd figured perhaps to debate or study for writing. Does he like the place and/or has he made any statements about it? I figured he might be interested in a more orderly society.

>>136770326
:^)

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>>136770114
Watch Beckett's Waiting For Godot. Its what you'll be doing for the next fifteen years of your life.

>>136770159
Wait, the Midlands are considered the North?

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>>136770326
Very English. Very lovely.

>>136770268
Is someone jealous I have someone to cuddle at night and they don't?

Jeez just go out and find someone and be happy, being alone has made you bitter girl

Also aids is a easy ride compared to divorce, alimony and the stress of heterosexual marriage

Also it's pretty much cured these days
There's no deaths anymore

>>136770267
I'll watch that video now.
May come back a different man.

>>136770159
The North is disgusting desu, every time I go there it's nothing but council estates full of people who have clearly never had a job in their life. Their cities are dogshit too, The North should be carpet bombed imo.

>>136770409
t. Cambridge

Idk what I am

>>136770469
I'm being ironic, I can't stand that sentimental pap.

>>136770362
You'll have to wait for Rightly. He's the resident Morality Man obsessive.

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>>136770535
Honestly I thought you were the second coming of Proob.

>>136770499
Not at all.

Implying he's happy while posting about his faggotry late night on 4chan.

Keep telling yourself you can survive it as it eats away at you and a common cold is the thing to make you perish. Nonce

>>136770590
Ah, shame.

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>>136770528
>May come back a different man
Yeah... you will.
>>136770535
Probably South. And, my condolences. I live outside of Birmingham though so I can't say much.

>>136770661
Cunt I'm no where near as odd or weird as that narcissistic fucker

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>>136770568
How rude! You shan't be getting any more (you)s from me!

>>136770753
YUSSSSS QUEEN SLAYYY

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>>136770528
If you feel depressed after use this to uncuck yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj86GJFgP0

>>136770533

That's the spirit my southern brother.

Where do you hail from?

t. West Sussex

>>136770665
Good thing I don't have it then :^)

God I feel so bad I've triggered you, cause you're spitting image of me in the old Days, I'm sorry your in pain. You'll find you're Prince Charming soon.


Also I'm on my phone in bed so comfy :3

>>136770749
Strange as when at uni, I talk like a northerner would with my pronunciations

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>>136770749
Used to get annoyed when people kept posting that video because it made me so distraught. Now I just pass it by as if walking through a familiar graveyard.

>>136770886
A Northman living in Southern lands then, if you will.

>>136770868
t. newcastle

anywhere south of scotland is the south

>>136770878
You will do soon faggot

Is that meant to make me look in the mirror when I wake up and realise I want a cock in me? No little beta male.

Yes I'm comfy phone posting also.

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>>136770948
Me too, I'm numb now. Don't even care anymore. Just want the country to kill itself already so we can move on. We all should have emigrated at least 10 years ago.

>>136770959
The best of both one could say, the southern brains and the northern (((charm)))

>>136770749
Love it when Oswald makes an unexpected appearance
"The government of the world is the financial government, the power of money and of money alone"

>>136771143
Just be glad you don't live near or in a Caliphate. Neither the Southern brains or Northern charm matter then, when you're surrounded by Africans and Middle Easterners.

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>>136771080
>We all should have emigrated at least 10 years ago
Alas I was too young.

>Just want the country to kill itself already so we can move on.
Reminds me of the Sibyl of Cumae-
Although she was a mortal, the Sibyl lived about a thousand years. This came about when Apollo offered to grant her a wish in exchange for her virginity; she took a handful of sand and asked to live for as many years as the grains of sand she held. Later, after she refused the god's love, he allowed her body to wither away because she failed to ask for eternal youth. Her body grew smaller with age and eventually was kept in a jar. Eventually only her voice was left.
>I saw with my own eyes the Sibyl of Cumae hanging in a jar, and when the boys said to her, Sibyl, what do you want? she replied I want to die

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Okay, I'm bored of roleplaying now.

Fuck Thatcher by the way.

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>>136771425
Best PM we never had, along with Enoch.

>>136771073
WELL considering he's also a /pol/ack and aware of the redpills of monogamy I think we will be fine :)

>>136771534
Oh no where I live is a shit hole. Don't get that mistaken. Not sure how my area voted Brexit >50%, when there are so many shitskins, kebabs and eastern europs. Think we just have a based older voter majority who are subtly (((racist)))

How is Korea now on the Atlantic?

>>136771705
Of course 2 faggots on /pol/ this board is truly full of fags and anime nonces

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Has Rimmer been on today? He hasn't gone and got himself an actual life has he?

>>136771894

I'd like to rim your british boipucci.

>>136771583
I didn't need them feels bro.
>>136771757
Do you realize how screwed we truly are when the older voters die out?