IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!

>>136753669
Archived that
https://archive.is/Vp0Bg

>>136753669
k keep me posted

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>>136753669
HAPPENING

>>136753669
>by mid-August
Give me a fucking break. Trump should just curb stomp them tonight and tell China/Russia to FUCK OFF and mind their own business.

>>136753669
nothing will happen and you all know that.

>North Korea say's

Stopped reading there

>>136753669
>Time to trust the media to tell me the truth now that a different party is in office.
>Never mind that it's always trying to achieve the end result of a profitable war.

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>>136753669

>laying out timeframe of battle plans

>>136753732
Thanks norbro

>>136754175
But we can hope

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>>136753669

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>>136753669

>>136754239
This

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They threaten to attack the fucking water near guam? Might as well threating to attack the moon.

>>136753669
Try again. You aren't coherent.

>>136754239
>>136754667
they have shot missiles into japans waters

It's water. Who gives a fuck.

You gotta be a faggot to care about water.

Trump has probable cause to strike Pyongyang at this point.

>WE'LL HIT LA WE SWEAR
>WE'LL HIT SK WE SWEAR
>WE'LL HIT JAPAN WE SWEAR
>WE'LL HIT GUAM WE SWEAR
How is this any fucking different?

>>136754860
oh my god, water??

>>136755063
This. Why shouldn't we preemptively strike a sovern nation openly and officially threatening to nuke us? No sane nation would have a problem with us solving the NK problem now.

Well if they nuke anything someone better record that shit in HD

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>be KJU
>notice shills have invaded favorite board of best korea
>too many slide threads no real happenings
>tell commander to announce battle plans, much to his dismay
>put him in a death camp
>assign a new commander and tell him to announce Guam battle plans
>Watch /pol/ explode with fear
>mfw there are still slide threads

>North Korea says it will complete plan to attack waters near Guam by mid-August then wait for commander in chief's order

Lmao, who does that?

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>telling everyone your battle plans

>>136754860
What if they've been planting nukes to trigger a tsunami against Japan

Can't wait watch the fireworks from Vladivostok

>>136755377
Unless they're the ones playing 6D chess and this is just the next step of their master plan

>>136755277
China would absolutely defend North Korea. It's been their puppet state since the Korean conflict.

>>136755377
4D chess shit right there

>>136755197
yeah
into their territory
which means japan has ever right to attack them right now

>>136753669
>North Korea: Okay America, let's fucking fight bro."
>America: I'll kick your fucking ass, bitch.
>NK: Okay, so you can deliver the food aid t- whaaaaaaaaaa?!
>A: I'm tired of your shit, faggot. I'll kick your fucking ass.
>NK: Uh, yeah... Uh huh? Sure buddy.
>A: Yeah faggot, fire and mother fucking fury are waiting for you. Right Frank?
>Frank Lee: He's not fucking joking, North Korea.
>NK: Uh... Fine, I'll fight you at Guam, next to the monkey bars!
>A: Name the fucking time, gay wad.
>NK: IDK, man... Uh... August 21st, off the waters of Guam.
>A: Alright... You better fuckin' be there, pencil dick.
>NK: Y-you too.

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>>136753669
Russia joins to assist Kim 2 Fat

>>136753669
Nothing will happen.

>>136755565
They just want a buffer...let china have it once we nuke them

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>>136755282

See this is why I think they should do above ground nuclear tests. It's not like they're part of the test ban treaty because they don't give a shit and it would be one hell of a propaganda piece for them if they filmed it at 4k 120fps. Yes NK is a small country to fallout might be an issue but they already starve their population so fuck it, doesn't matter about the few possible deaths.

>>136753669
That's way too long c'mon Kim

>>136755565
You'd be an idiot to think China would risk losing trade with the entire western world because that's what would happen. China would collapse.

>>136755582
>the date and location isnt wrong or it will never be carried out
wew

>>136755565
China lost their patience with NK some time ago.

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I want to see this happen and see if trump has the balls to retaliate

>North Korea says it will have a fully developed plan for striking Guam with intermediate range missiles by mid-August.

>A state media report suggests the US territory could be attacked by four missiles - and Kim Jong Un will be able to decide whether to proceed within days.

>The rockets would land in waters about 18 to 25 miles away from Guam, an island that is home to about 163,000 people - as well as a US military base.

>President Trump has warned North Korea that it will be met with "fire and fury" if it issues any more threats - claims that Pyongyang have described as a "load of nonsense".

>The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) also wrote: "Sound dialogue is not possible with such a guy bereft of reason and only absolute force can work on him."

>Earlier on Wednesday, US defence secretary James Mattis had urged North Korea to stop any actions that "would lead to the end of its regime and the destruction of its people".

>Guam
>Not California
I always wondered what if felt like to be told Christmas was cancelled. Now I know.

>>136755106
They gon hit yo mama's beef curtains with best warhead

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>>136754525
you still hope?

>>136756023
>see if trump has the balls to retaliate
yeah, plenty of golf balls

>>136755890
For all intents and purposes an attack on NK is the same thing as an attack on China itself. That's why nothing will come of this, except pointless sanctions against NK

>>136753669

Is this the first time a country has threatened to attack a body of water?

>>136755577
DIGITS NIGGA

>>136755890
You don't think China is dictating this entire thing? This is all part of their schemes to grow their sphere of influence.

Notice them building up their military presence in the South china see? They're trying to make us flinch and push us out of the region.

NBC reporting that a pre-emptive strike has been prepared by US military officials

>The Pentagon has prepared a specific plan for a preemptive strike on North Korea's missile sites should President Trump order such an attack.

Two senior military officials — and two senior retired officers — told NBC News that key to the plan would be a B-1B heavy bomber attack originating from Andersen Air Force Base in Guam.

Not sure if this is bullshit or not.

I hope they nuke Japan after C92

>>136756261
Like your nigger-tier shitshow touches me. lol. Keep that autistic crap within your cuntinent.

quam is going to tip over and capsize


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

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>>136756445
>reporting about a pre-emptive strike

>>136756428
This. The whole situation is Chinese bait.

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It's not happening yet. So this is not a happening. It's just another "threat". Sooo..

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>>136753669
Mid-August? you mean around the time if the ecli-....

how many months are this gonna continue?

It will never happen

>>136756580
I'm not sure if it's 100% accurate or if it's just the usual response. All that was said is the aircraft to be used.

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>>136753965
this.
> Decimate north Korea with USAF ( world's largest air force)
> Decimate them with Naval gun fire from ships, missles from ships and subs, and air power. ( navy is the worlds seconds greatest air force)
> Use F15 eagles to take out enemy satellites
> marines and SF do the ground work from what's left
> drop tritium rounds from our satilites on th gooks
All of this with in one hour
Russia and chinks couldnt compete
China gets raped with refugees dumber than sand niggers

All it will take is for Trump to see some suffering child slaves in NK.
He's the man in charge, if he says strike we will strike. Gotta see what the madman decides goys

>>136756866
Goddammit dude.

>Check'd

>>136753732
I love you

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>>136753669
>attack WATERS that are NEAR Guam
>in August
It's even more nothing than usual, I'm impressed Kim

>>136753669

If they were seriously gonna do this they wouldn't fucking announce it. Nothing's going to happen and you know it you fucking autist

>>136753669
why are the Norks getting spread and ready like this? are they suicidal?

>>136753669
"we will make a plan to attack the sea life near an insignificant island you have"

Man these guys are not holding back on their threats hm?!

Seriously, the US probably has 20 different plans on how to completely glass NK mainland

>>136756866
https://twitter.com/AP/status/895407875190919168
https://twitter.com/AP/status/895407425850937345


confirmed

>>136756191
And an attack on the USA is an attack on China's biggest customer. Imagine if the Dominican Republic was threatening to nuke Russia, would we really give a shit if Boris did something about it?

>>136755583
That is part of a treaty obligation we have to them to allow spy planes over sensitive areas to monitor nuclear weapons. We do the same.

>>136753669
>North Korea says it will complete plan to attack waters near Guam by mid-August then wait for commander in chief's order

So really they're talking shit and waiting for an order that'll never come. The ball is weirdly in their court now. Trump has talked himself in to a corner here.

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ooh fug

>>136756580
We told Iraq days in advance and still blew their government the fuck out. I don't think we SHOULD have invaded but telling then in advance didn't have the slightest impact on our invasion is all I'm saying.

>>136753669
K. KEEP ME POSTED

>>136756428
China can sign their death warrant if they really want to.
India would attack them alongside Vietnam.
Chinks have enemies on their borders already. The USA should be the least of their worries since the poos have just as much manpower but are better prepared for combat.

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>>136757299
God wills it!

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>>136753669
>attack waters near Guam

Oh noes not muh waters. Fish totally BTFO.

Seriously though they'd have to fire across Japan/Japanese airspace. Not a smart move.

>>136753669
Get rekt burger faggots

>>136753669
The NK meme needs to stop

Do they mean wait for OUR commander in chiefs orders to blow them the fuck out quickly afterwards?

Holy shit, news just in that fish are leaving the pacific ocean!

>>136753669
>that thing they've been planning to do for 60 years they'll wrap up in the next couple days
thanks for the heads up

>>136757371
>this level of delusion

china's prepping for when we depose kim. then they'll sweep in and claim and region, maybe even SK if it gets nuked along with NK

As if North Korea is going to announce a location they will attack. They might be stupid, but their not that fucking stupid.
How can people belive this shit???

"We are gonna attack Guam by late August once out leader say its ok".

"Oh thanks for the information NK, we will make sure our THAAD missiles are ready"

"No worries USA, speak to you again soon!"

>>136757166
They mostly involve the navy/air base on Guam.

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Same thing, different day

>>136757625
You better hope nothing happens to us. China will invade you faggots in the blink of an eye.

>>136753669

China must really hate Trump.

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>>136757653
i second this its laughable

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Is pol a neocon board now? All this shit is the same media bullshit that was said before Iraq too. Are good goys really this easily played? You know who's benefiting from any war with NK.

>>136753732
I want to be inside of you. <3

>>136757804
>North Koreas alleged behaviour makes absolutely no sense.
I'm sure the based MSM is presenting this information in a completely honest manner. No need to question it or anything.

>>136757908
But why would the MSM lie? /pol/ supports the MSM for all it's unbiased coverage. WTF I love the MSM now.

>>136757902
http://uriminzokkiri.com/index.php?ptype=english2&no=5160
http://www.uriminzokkiri.com/index.php?ptype=ugisa1&no=1137474

HAHAHHAHAHA (but they are not raughing)

>>136757709
Probably on account of Kim Jong Un storing them in his belly.

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Can they just fucking do it?
This shit is just annoying
>WE WILL DO THING
>NO REALLY WE WILL DO IT
>WE ARE ABOUT TO DO IT
>nvm we will do it in a month

>>136755890
>You'd be an idiot to think China would risk losing trade with the entire western world because that's what would happen. China would collapse.

we cant afford not to trade with them, our economies largely depend on retail and all our shit is made in china

>>136757908
>Is pol a neocon board now?

yes. guess who doesn't recognize Israel?

>>136758051
Yeah. Why hasn't North Korea ever done anything the MSM has said it would? Like wtf? No need to fact check what the MSM is saying or anything.

> The Pentagon has prepared a specific plan for a preemptive strike on North Korea's missile sites should President Trump order such an attack.

>Two senior military officials — and two senior retired officers — told NBC News that key to the plan would be a B-1B heavy bomber attack originating from Andersen Air Force Base in Guam.


>http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/b-1-bombers-key-u-s-plan-strike-north-korean-n791221

>>136756145

I know, I wish they would nuke California. It'd kill all those liberals and red pill the fuck out of people.

>>136755377

It says "attack waters near guam." The article on zerohedge has more detail and says 30-40km from guam. WTF is that going to accomplish? Is this a threat of a missle test?

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-09/furious-north-korea-mocks-trump-vows-complete-plan-nuke-guam

>>136757804

North Korea isn't dumb at all, they've played interdenominational chess with the international community for decades. They're not going to do anything that'll risk the existence of North Korea.

The problem here is Trump taking the bait. Everyone is losing their shit and in continental Asia it's just same shit different day.

This entire scenario is hyped up regular horse shit.

>>136755565
china's not going to do shit. they hate NK as much as we do

>Provoke US.
>Not even trying to bluff to attack the main land.
North Korea still asking to be preemptively be nuked.

>>136755377
I can speak North Korean, they''re actually planning to nuke Midway.

>>136756866
Hory sheet

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>people actually believe in this "were nuking Guam" meme

nope its actually san diego

>>136758234
>Is this a threat of a missle test?

Depends what the President thinks, it's a ballsy move.

>>136758216
>We're prepared to attack North Korea without direct physical provocation
WTF WHY IS KOREA THREATENING TO ATTACK US.
Christ. Why are people such fucking retards?

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>>136758012
Only a conspiritard would doubt such things. NK is run by a crazy man, I know because CNN said so! He's basically Hitler mk2. Did you know there is a literal holocaust going on in NK right now? We must act fast :)))

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/18/north-korea-nazi-atrocities-un-report-human-rights_n_4808644.html

>>136758468
Oy vey!

>>136755106
wtf is the point. these faggots like to make noise. they wont nuke anyone.

guam? for what purpose?

>>136758234
>zerohedge
better look at the source http://www.uriminzokkiri.com/

>>136757271
Trump should literally start saying "I told you they had fucking nothing. But of moron pussies"

Either they continually prove they have nothing and lose all leverage or they do something stupid (but only slightly stupid) to try to emphasize they do indeed have some kind of threat and we wipe them out in response.

>>136758636
Trump is a good goy. He is well (((informed))) about the threat that North Korea poses.

>>136755377
theyll hit CALI, obviously guam is a distraction

>>136758688
>Only absolute force can work on Trump
Kim is actually right

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>>136753732
All the responses to this bot are always cringe
>>136754486
>>136757910
>>136757024

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>>136755277
You could have prevented this (>>136753712
).

You still can. Stop escalating.

Trump should start tweeting insults at Kim Jong Un. Call him a fat or dumb or something. Really ramp things up.

>>136759658
Excellent plan.

>>136759658
I actually wish he would do this.

>>136757350

The difference is Iraq didn't have thousands of pieces of artillery pointed at one of the largest population centers on earth.

First strike would rely on speed and suprise. The best way to do it would honestly be tactical nukes north of the DMZ.

Anything they saw coming would result in a city the size of New York being flattened.

>>136759658
Kim Jong un is the only man I know to have sex and still be a virgin
Has nipples protruding while he launches missilies and gets his haircut from a man who can't even open his eyes all the way
Disgusting!

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>>136758572
Some more trustworthy news about how bad NK is, I hope everyone on pol reads this and realizes there is no choice.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/30/asia/north-korea-prison-camps-new-satellite-images/index.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/david-taylor/north-korea_b_17706734.html

http://jewishjournal.com/news/world/218501/north-korea-threatens-israel-merciless-punishment/

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>>136759658
That is already happening.
Drumpf wants to go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler.

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>>136759530

ESSSSCALTION

Nice knowing you anons. I hope I get to LARP fallout universe now. Where da power armor at yo

>>136757371
>India and vietnam attack china
I really wanna see this

2 State trooper vehicles, the city SWAT armored MRAP and at least 5 city patrol prowlers just drove down my street!

North Korea is allies with Russia
Yeah?

>>136758771
>norks nuke cali
>america goes from 52% to 75% overnight
Comfy af

>>136760322
And thank God after 70 years of having presidents who had to have a diaper change when dealing with the Norks we finally have an ALPHA MALE in the White House.

>>136754860
a missile with a trajectory toward Guam, even if it's just a test, would set off enough alarm bells to commence glassing the entire peninsula

>>136760313
wtf I love CNN now. They are so based and reliable.

>>136753669
does anyone else think that ai is controlling is kim like duerte was controlled by it

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>>136756866
>dubs

>>136760779
>ALPHA MALE
This dumb motherfucker is going to get hundreds of thousands of people killed because he can't ignore the insults of a tinpot hermit kingdom.

>>136760313

>Newly-released satellite images show that North Korea's prison camp system, where detainees are subjected to forced labor, torture, starvation, rape and death, may be expanding.

Kind of funny when you think about it, though, not really any different than a state prison in the US (other than the starvation thing).

>>136761011
Theres too many people in this world anyways so take a chillpill son

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>>136760424
You can not skip HappCon5 without sacrificing.

>>136757709
>news just in that fish are leaving the pacific ocean!

EU raising refugee limits again I see.

>>136760754
Kek wills it.

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>>136753669
>Attacking water

nigga u dumb

>>136753669
>happening
no.
Also friendly reminder that Guam was Spanish clay for 300 years and you burgers stole it shamelessly along with Cuba, Puerto Rico and the Philippines, after the false flag sinking of the Maine and the subsequent war.

>>136761095
shutting down Trump's freakin' Twitter account will deescalate this shitfest. that is the sad truth about us president.

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>>136756866
Witnessed, hold me anons I's afeared

>>136761339
Its good dont worry!

>>136754673
One of the Happenings that Happened a Little Bit and That Was It.

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>near
>does the same shit (((near))) the nips / korks ever other day
>nothing happens
~
>can't pass a single, meaningful bill
>about to be indicted
>Kike Penitence already spoiling pack$ for 2020 (2018...?)
>ingravescent autism now apparent to all
>"PRESIDENT XI IS A GREAT, GREAT MAN"
>"IVANA SHOULDA TAPPED OUT"

/pol/ really is a hive of non happenings and villainy

>>136753669
>Fuck you America, we will attack you in 2 weeks
Right, I'm sure they would announce if that was actually their plan and not a retarded media clickbait.

>>136761335
You want Guam? Take it. That place is a shit hole anyway.
Don't be surprised when they start demanding reparations for some contrived bullshit

Revered father, I go now to fulfill my mission and my destiny. I hope it is a destiny that will bring honor to our family and if it requires my life, I will sacrifice it gladly to be a good servant of our nation.

>>136758133
>>136761093
Heresy.

>>136761463
http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/
a goldmine for a psychiatrist

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>>136757709
>fish are leaving the pacific ocean
Good it caught your eye.

http://yournewswire.com/are-the-fish-in-pacific-ocean-disappearing/

>>136755809
It's entirely possible that the nukes thing is a ruse. Everything else in their country is shit, why should we think their nuclear-arms program isn't shit? Just spread some radioactive material on the wind and call it a "test" and if you do it the right way it might fool the intel people too.

So what would happen if the U.S. "just so happened" to have a ship sitting where this missile landed?

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>>136761708
Fukushima
The fish aren't leaving
They're already far gone

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>>136753669
So what are the odds of Preemptive US/SK/JP military strike against NK now?
Could we have a happening coming before the end of the month maybe?

>>136753965
The only reason the food ole USA hasn't done this yet is the Norks are holding Seoul to ransom. The minute agression kicks off in ernest Seoul will be leveled by artillery. Unless America can simultaneously destroy all the artillary peices aimed at Seoul it could cost thousands of SK lives. To be honest I think SK deserve it for having a major population centre 40kms away from their most bitter enemy.

>>136761335
You should have fought harder then.

>>136761645
sit the fuck down. nothing's going to happen

>>136754239
Its kinda like one of those little dogs who always barks at anything.
Sad.

>>136761846
Thats a Tsunami map you fucktard

>>136761918
yeah, because they didn't give this bozo the right codes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWs806pvEHY

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>>136761777

>>136761777
>what is every false flag to get us involved in every war we've been in
They honestly need something fresh I'm tired of boats sinking getting us into wars

>>136761893
We had shitty Russian ships made of wood.
We could have sent the first operational submarines to that war, but the navy minister, a mason, was sold to the enemy and actively sabotaged the program.

>>136761777
If the missile detonates then the ship is fucked and somebody gets beheaded for sending the ship there.
Or hippiecaust.
Is there another timeline?
Good luck.

>>136761423 OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!

burger here in nz. Please destroy NZ, it's wifi fucking sucks

>>136761645
go ignite it plan carefully

>>136757259
Y'know I was CONVINCED that this was a troll post but it checks out, huh, you learn something new everyday.

>>136755277
>60 million people in the US voted Democrat.

CNBC - Trump just set his own, uncrossable 'red line' — and North Korea crossed it instantly

When the media is rooting against the President, when we're on the knife-edge of a nuclear war, then there is a problem.

>>136759355
It's a demonstration of how everyone secretly loves Nordics, we all want to be effusive and pleasant to the handsome clever Nord

>>136753669
>North Korea says it will complete plan to attack waters near Guam by mid-August

>I-I-IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M GOING TO EVENTUALLY PUNCH A WALL AND SHOW YOU HOW ANGRY I AM

t. insecure fat fuck who has been blowing hot air for years to deal with his daddy issues

>>136761777
Depends how close to the impact point the ship is, and also depends on whether the nuke detonates above or below the waterline. If it detonates above the water, the ship would have to be very, very close to the detonation point in order to get sunk or even suffer significant damage. If it's below the waterline, good chance the ship gets hardcore btfo'd.

>>136761777
Almost forgot to check 'em.

>>136762649
>t. insecure fat fuck who has been blowing hot air for years to deal with his daddy issues

You JUST described your president

>>136756428
You fucking yank, you SHOULD get out of the region. Fuck Guam too.

>>136756064
>The rockets would land in waters about 18 to 25 miles away from Guam, an island that is home to about 163,000 people - as well as a US military base.

We won't wait until the rocket is 17 miles from Guam, to respond.

I live in Riyadh. How safe Am I?

>>136755393
72 years after the events in Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August 1945, Trump (71) is trying to repeat it on a much bigly scale on the same day. Dopey

>>136763119
Very.

President Cuck has got this.

>>136758424
>being this much of a meme

>>136753669
It means nothing. Nobody that really plans to attack would give up the element of surprise.

>>136762955
This gook is a retard if he announces a nuclear attack beforehand, to a remote island he can barely reach, while leaving the large Yokosuka and Okinawa bases untouched.

The announce would also leave plenty of time for the Aegis ships to position and intercept the rocket.

Let alone the thousand of US troops already deployed in South Korea.
Worst attack ever.

>>136763215
No fallout fantasy for me :( I already bought a cool knife. I guess I'll behead another tranny or something :(

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we good boys go back to sleep

>>136753669
Why would someone announce concrete military attack plans to the opponent?
This sounds like a movie villain who then loses because of it.

I'm calling this made up bullshit by the US to start yet another attack under false flag.

>>136753669
Bring back the draft.

Since its happening and all.

>>136763671
It's how Kim operates. He's not going to attack directly, or attack in a way that kills people, but he's going to toe that line as hard as he can on the ever so eloquent premise of "Do something faggot, you won't." Because he's a twelve year old. He doesn't even want war, but he's big on making world leaders look bad. It's so easy to spin this in his favor, he does something that for damn near any other country is worthy of some severe punitive action, and Trump will not do anything substantial beyond sanctions, because we stand to lose quite a bit even after we level the place to the ground. A bit pointless to defeat the norks if they bring south korea and japan to hell with them.

>>136764197
we don't need a draft. We could deploy enough troops to nk (roughly 700,000) and win easily, and still have half a million stationed at home

None of you faggots have ever looked up all these alleged threats otherwise you would know they are made up by the media. That's how fucking pathetic and brainwashed people are as soon as anybody mentions North Korea. It's fucking pathetic. I've lost all of my respect for /pol/ over this shit. Fuck you guys. Seriously. I wish kim really was going to nuke you faggots.

>>136755490
Vladivostok seems pretty comfy

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>>136764470
ya i hate how they follow the trends of the media as well

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>>136761446

>>136760949
What are you getting on about

north korea doesnt even exist

>>136765078
>mid-august
literally a week after

>>136765239
yea

>>136765237
After Seattle, rake soon

>>136753669

How long until one of Kim's shitty missiles goes off course, hits a country and we're put in some Vietnam era guerilla war where the only ones doing well are Jewish owned arms companies run on higher taxes for the nearly nonexistant middle class?

>>136762466
Yeah it's completely legit... Didn't know it went for the Russian Federation as well however.

>>136765599
If NK fucks up and hits anything of value, I'm pretty sure the US and local countries are going to use it as an excuse to stealthily asassinate kim in front of the world. Any kind of open war would ruin SK and nobody wants that.

>>136760520
lol where?

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Il fake and il gay

>>136753669
Noticed that Kim dropped the plans to attack BAD Korea???, why going all the way to try hitting an Island in the Pacific, When he has Seoul with A Couple of American Bases 50 miles away, any Ideas???

>>136753732
STOP USING ARCHIVES YOU FUCKING RACIST SCUM!
IMPEACH DRUMPF!!!
KILL DRUMPFTARDS DIE DIE DIE FUCKING KILLLLLL!!!!!!!
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>136767060
IMPEch QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMDRUMPF

>>136757859
you are fucked m8

>>136761335
You can have Puerto Rico. They still speak Spanish.

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>>136766968
This what's wrong with the educational system. They ignore the meaty issues of life and our government.

North Korea, like clockwork, >look it up Google it< says we're gonna launch missiles, I swear we're gonna. Then we say please don't Dear Leader... here, let us cut you a check so you can go away. The NK people starve and the Kim Jong dynasty lives in sumptuous, greedy, dripping luxury (that's why HillDoe always dresses like him... she wants to be kim).

>Trump says go fuck yourself

m
a
g
a

how many defense rail guns we have on ship by now.
I assume at least one?

>>136755809
is that a REAL drop'em pop'em explodey-palodey?

>>136753732
RIGHT WING ARCHIVE SITES

>>136754947
Thats why vaginas leak it mixed with snot

>>136753669

"WATERS NEAR"

IT'S ALL ISRAEL YOU FOOLS. MOSSAD SETS OFF NUKE - IN OPEN OCEAN - BLAMES NK, WE GET WAR, CHINA GETS METALS, KOREA GETS ROTHSCHILD DEBT

>>136753669
>Kim's threat is just a show of force

What a fucking pussy. If I was Trump, I'd already have flown the stealth bombers over his fucking country

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>>136753669

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>>136753669
leave it to the right to start a nuke war
fucking faggots

>>136762466

When I was stationed in Germany, I drove the big van for some Russian colonels around our post. They got to check out (count) our armor. the reason I was told was because of this armaments treaty where we can only have so many of each type of machine at disposal

>>136769104
>hillary logic
Wouldn't it be the Norks that started it if they launched first?

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>>136769104
It"S THE KIKES GOD DAMN IT THIS IS A NARRATIVE

23 SEPTEMBER

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>>136769521
leaf they are harmless unless you provoke them asians are a hive species. you bat the bee hive you get fucking bees you dont you wont
>>136769766
kys memefaggot

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>>136767610
thanks for restating the obvious as if it's some deep wisdom that requires superior education

the thing is, Norks have never made a specific promise of attack. the routine is: they test the missiles or nukes, then they get their rice and stop for a white -- that is not the cease this time.

Kim clearly stated he intends to attack waters around Guam, specifically the US military bases in mid-August. that is a statement of intent, not a vague implied threat, and if you really were educated about "the meat of the issues" you'd know that Kim is basically a demi-god to his people, he can't just say he'll do something in such a specific manner and then not do it. this is something his grandpa and dad knew well, which is why no specific threats were ever made.
>you have to carry it out or be known as someone that makes empty threats not to be taken seriously
and then NK loses any leverage they've ever had in this world and his empire is done

>>136769199
>Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

Military Liaison Missions and similar date back to the beginning of the Cold War.

Seth Rich was at IMRANS house the night he died, Aaron Rich may have been involved somehow as well. This is why they are being so quiet and DNC "hooked them up" with a spokesperson, it's going to ruin Aarons life if truth comes out, on top of the 7 or 8 people who threw him under ther bus.
His IT team snitched on him, called Kelsey for 45 seconds as he knew they were coming after him. Camera footage is being sought after around IMRANS HOUSE, or it is already had. Tell your friends cunts!! You know this is big because it's not on the chans at all

>>136754175
this

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>>136753669

7 days.

>>136770250
Source?

>>136757859
R A R E
A
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E

>>136761878

Sucks living on a peninsula, anon.

>>136764200
This reads like how Trump speaks (minus the faggot part). Interdasting.

>>136753669
>NK has been making threats for the past 10 years
>NK makes a threat they'll do "something" in a week and then "wait for orders".

It's fucking nothing. North Korea has been saying shit like this for decades. If they had any intention of actually following through, they would do it now instead of telling the whole world when they are going to do anything.

>>136761878
>To be honest I think SK deserve it for having a major population centre 40kms away from their most bitter enemy.
This.

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>>136756866
go on

>>136757401
God wills it!

>>136754696
You know that boats go in water and we have a naval base there.

>>136757259
just confirms happening

Russia knows shit is serious and wants to know if we're getting launch pads ready

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>>136753669
It's not happening you faggot. Quit crying wolf.

>>136757908
>neocon now...just like iraq?
Is this the new too cool for skool far right/libertarian line? Been hearing this for days now. One moron said it now all you little lemmings follow and repeat?

I missed the part where Iraq actually fired off ICBM's and tested Nukes then threatened to use them on us. Unless you care to elaborate with examples.

What's your solution btw? Do nothing like Clinton, Bush and Obama did? Now their saying Obama could have known since 2013 that they had a nuclear bomb small enough to fit inside a warhead but did nothing. At some point if you're going to take the stance that everything is bullshit and a lie and trust no one and do nothing you'll get a world war anyway. Might as well punch first before they sucker punch you, doesn't mean we need to occupy them like iraq.

>>136758262
>Won't risk North Korean Regime.
>Isn't Dumb
>Baiting Trump to attack and topple your Regime.
>Trump taking the bait.

Oh yeah short round sounds like a 4d chess level tactical genius.

>>136753669
Think I might've found something similar to a warrant canary with the website defconwarningsystem.com. They keep on releasing updates that say that its still a 5 when I thought they only do that when the number changes.

It's literally nothing, go back to sleep.

>shooting missiles 30-40km from Guam
so it's fucking nothing? unless Trump REEEs at the norks banter this is just a rerun of them shooting shit into Japans waters. I also love how the media has decided to suddenly take every word of North Korean propaganda as fact when they have been saying the same hyperbolic shit for years.
also
>dumb fucks still think China will die for Kim
I want this meme to die. Kim Jong Un has been doing everything possible to piss off his Chinese benefactors, while the Chinese like the status quo and NK as a buffer state they don't want them to continue their nuclear program as that's just begging for a shift in the situation on the peninsula that will almost certainly be in favor of the US. Meanwhile Kim still hasn't met with Xi, executed his uncle who had good ties with the Chinese, and executed his brother who for the past decade had lived in Macao under Chinese protection. And anyone who believes the Chinese have any leverage with NK beyond economically speaking (which they try not to use because MUH STABILITY is pretty much a religion among the higher ups in China) has been BTFO by Kim Jong Un reign

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>>136754575
lemme touch that up a bit

>>136753669
NO IM NOT READY YET LADS

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Maaaaybeeeee
You'll think of me
When you are all aloneeeee

>>136754175
Just have fun with it while it lasts.

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>>136756866

>>136755797
This

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>>136769521
North Korea is a peaceful communist state that was minding it's own business until that monster Trump started antagonizing them. The commies dindu nuffin! It is all Trump's fault!

I'd be more worried about the norks trying to nuke Israel, triggering the samson option. I mean they haven't even recognized Israel so there is that. India and China may have a limited border conflict later this month. North Korea wanting to get at Guam later this month too? Aug. 21 black sun. Should be interesting. Nothing will happen though. Nothing ever happens.

>>136774613

Maybe the one who is waiting for you.
Will prove untrue, then what will you do?

>>136775396
Maaaaaaybeeeeee
you'll sit and sigh
wishing that I
were nearrrr, thennnn

A scorched earth policy would work much better. Imagine if we just anihilated South Korea and dropped enough cobalt bombs on it to keep the Norks from even moving in. Problem solved. Fuck South Korea.

>>136775685
That might be the most retarded idea I ever saw

>>136753669
Makes a lot of sense strategically, waste your only bomb on a deserted shithole island and then wait to be erased off the face of the earth.

>>136775685
...why do you hate ROK so much man? they're a good conservative capitalist bulwark against the chinks and the ruskies

i mean im all for dead gooks but it's not like their whole country should be eliminated

>>136753669
then this thread should be starting in mid august then you hoover for dicks.

>>136776314
hahahaahahhahah hoover for dicks hahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh man. oh man now that's

B
T
F
O

>>136776024
they are a rip off of japan

>>136757793
Correct, 100%. SK has already accepted that fate and has moved far closer to China

So they're going to attack the water?

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>>136777107
>>136777107

>bomb NKs waters
>each bomb is progessively closer to NK
>spread pamphlet saying that they have X amount of time to surrender
>watch as turmoil breaks out in NK
>casualties expected, but more lives saved

>>136755377
They want us to attack first so the rest of the world is gets angry or something. They want precedence to shoot nukes everywhere.

>>136753669
That's cute. We already have plans for every possible scenario. GL Norks.

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False flag incoming. Houston will be destroyed. Punishment for voting Hillary.

Look at the satellite imagery of Guam. All the B-52s that aren't being repaired are gone, and there aren't any subs in harbor.

>>136778507
not in range friend :^)

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>>136755377
"Guam" = NY/LA/Hawaii

>>136753732
BASED

>>136756918
Thank you Colonel Anon, wonderful strategy. Cumming in my pants rn imagining that glory

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>>136778677
I said false flag. Trump will destroy Houston to gain impetus to destroy norks.

>>136753669
Imagine attacking somewhere that isn't the U.S.A. and thinking we give a shit.
GUAM!? Okie dokie. Enjoy Nork.

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>>136754575
>>136774411

Nk wont do shit. They still need to test missiles

>>136753669
why does he want to destroy his country so bad?

like just chill the fuck out and you wouldnt get MOAB'd but cmon

>>136756918
Viet Nam

The US should retaliate against China if NK attacks.

>>136760177
Checked and keked.

Trump wont do anything until after the 90 day period is up on the UN security council resolution that passed a week ago. Member states have to check back in 90 days on how they've implemented the measures and if they haven't met the measures (or at least how Trump sees them) then he can do whatever he wants with North Korea.

>>136778940

guam is part of the united states

>>136779142
Afghan Istan

>>136753669

Announcing plans in advance? lol, nothing will happen.

>>136753669
RIP fishies

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OH SHIT

>>136778940
Technically it is an attack in the U.S

>>136753669
This all sounds very pre-Iraq to me.

>>136778969
Saved. Thanks, anon

>>136780130
Good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw

>>136762489
It has been misunderstood.

Trump certainly had intel about the NK plan to shoot missiles in the waters surrounding Guam, just as it did recently in the japanese waters.

It is not an attack but a show of force, which is what NK explained it was about to do in her latest communique. This is what Trump meant when he talked about "threats" by North Korea : missiles falling in american waters.

In other words, he said to Kim : "If you fire those missiles, i nuke you".

At this point, Trump behave as poker player and raises the stakes according to his opponent moves. Makes absolutely sense.

>>136779601
Trump does not give a shit about that. If NK threatens America, he will reacts unilateraly as any state is allowed too if effectively endangered by another state.

>>136780870
Korea War never truly ended,its still a stalemate,he can act as he wants as its technically an ongoing conflict.

>>136754443
>...and by this date the US will declare officially "most butthurt of all time"

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>>136768842
Oy vey, you've had enough to think.

>>136781097
This

>>136759355
It's actually not a bot, he was talking in another thread yesterday evening.

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Rule #1 of attack: don't announce attack unless you are so formidable that it will terrify your enemies and you know it is to your advantage

Is NK just plain stupid or trying to do psych damage?