EVERY SINGLE TIME

>>136741086
Yeah I stopped after dude offered to cuck his wife out to a Christcuck

>>136741086
They dont make tv for males anon, just nigs and womynz

Vikings or Last Kingdom, which should I watch?

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Like literally 5 minutes in. Yarls spy shows up and gives a report about a meeting, Yarl says watch and wait, wife says "watching... and waiting always brings good things"..

The yarl gets up, asks the guy "Were you looking at my wife"?

He says something like "Oh no, lord, I swear on the gods I wasnt"

Yarl pretty much says if my wife wants to fuck you, it will be arranged.

D R O P P E D
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>>136741589
"only good things come from watching... (long pause) and waiting"

Obvious cuck reference, noticed it immediately and then they went all out. Fucking disgusting kikes perverting white history with sick horseshit.

>>136741540
At first I didn't understand why they would pander to those groups and not white males who are the largest demographic, but then I realized white males are working and have no time for shit. Its niggers and women who sit at home watching TV.

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>>136741589
Mate if you persisted it was a setup arranged by him and his wife to kill the guy. It's weird but they don't even fuck. It's some fucked up loyalty test.

The kike reveals himself brazenly in season 4 with muh chinese princess slave, spain is BLACKED and the redpilled character grows to love muslim culture, Lagertha is some dyke power fantasy with a lesbian lover and a full suit of "shieldmaidens".
The show is ok until season 4, then it just goes to shit. Kinda fixes itself in the end when lagertha's bullshit falls to pieces, chinese princess is killed early on and no more excursions into WE WUZ MOORS spain.

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>>136742787
It is never going to end.

>>136743554
when was that ????

are they playing again , i thought they stopped ??

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>>136743554
What the fuck...

The show does a great job depicting homoerotic pagans.

>>136741086
I fucking hate this shit show more than anything.
I would have loved to see Mel Gibsons viking movie tho, but the kikes ruined that to ofc.

I saw that cuck clip on Youtube and nearly vomited.

Harassing the boring do-gooder Christian into being a degenerate cuck.

Lost all respect for that show immediately.

>>136743554
Mohammed Bjorn Al-Ironside

>>136741086

At first I did not think there was much propaganda but after thinking about it almost all of it is pure propaganda.

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>It's a Floki converts to islam, his wife adopts a muslim child and doesnt kill muslims because they are so devote to their god episode

Next week on vikings

>Vikings raid and kill evil white christians
>Ironside falls in love with and marries a muslim slave

>>136742787

>redpilled character grows to love muslim culture
He admired how they worship their gods.
And then his wife is killed by a muslim suicide stabber
>Lagertha is some dyke power fantasy
She's going to die.

>>136744585
And also he is the one that enters a church on mass, drinks the holy wine, spits it laughs kills the priest and then steals the gold crucifix

>in season 1 they raid Christian temple with 20 monks, destroy the temple and literally shit in it
>floki wont shut the fuck up that they should kill the only remaining monk Athelstan
>he still kills him few seasons later

>fast forward to season 4
>floki tells his vikings that if they kill a single muslim person inside that mosque they have to kill him too

explain this /pol/

>>136742787
>chinese princess is killed

To be fair that was the best part of the show for me.

They did a great job of making me hat that fucking gook and it was pure justice to see her killed brutally.

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>>136743864
>>136744468
The trailer for season 5 was released at comic con. Vikangz civil war. Bjorn of Arabia. Lagertha looking younger than her son. I used to see the world differently.

>>136743554
Are you fucking kidding me dude?

Is that Bjorn?

>>136744784
>Bjorn of Arabia

Fucking disgusting!

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>decide to watch modern interpretation of ye oldy pirates
>first episode has muh strong blonde women in charge of an entire bar
>sea hardened pirates don't fuck around with the 120lbs blonde wonder woman
>black ex slave lives life just like a white person
>he even knows perfect English

Is it even worth watching the first series? I wanted to like this so much, but it just doesn't seem possible.

>in the end, Ragnar and Jew King of Wessex talk about how god is dead, and religious folk are blind, scared and ignorant

Indeed.

>>136741405
the sexual tension between Ragnar and Athelstan was the only good thing about that show. Oh and when Grounded-For-Life had Siggy fuck his son. oh, and the sexual tension between Ecbert and Athelstan

>>136741086
anon it gets so much better. Starts slow but just give it a few episodes.

>>136745453
it sucks after Athelstan died. His character and death were too kino for the rest of the series though

>>136743554
not to be a dick but people used to travel the world back then too. Vikings probably more than anyone. They used to raid inside the mediterranean

I like how the jews made the Netflix show The Last Kingdom, where any white christian authority must be shown as totally evil and incompetent. It turns out Alfred The Great was just a wormy little evil guy!

>>136745576
Floki and Bjorn carry it through.....

But i agree they shouldn't have killed him

>>136745777
>implyidng

his death was bold as fuck, seemed an accurate representation of legends lf martyrdom

>>136741588

Both are pretty terrible and neither is remotely historically accurate.

>>136745017

That blonde gets btfo repeatedly over the seasons, by Vane and others, and the slave eventually dies (he's the leader/chief of a bunch of paranoid slaves that escaped and live on some secluded island) in later episodes.

>>136744696
Pure coincidence

You should watch Versailles. King Louis the great literally gets cucked by a black midget, and a black kang comes to court that all the women fawn over which the king then leaves his wife alone in the room with him because he knows hes attracted to her, so he cucks himself for negotiation purposes

It's disgusting stupid bullshit

>>136744585
No, next week the evil Bigoted Christian Crusaders invade and gloat about how eating the viking babies is just like eating the islamic black people's babies

>>136741588

The last kingdom. Its still stupid with "muh stronk wimmin fighters" but it's very low on the cultural marxist bullshit other than that

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>>136745691
>inside the mediterranean

that beta son of english king , wanna see how he is going to rule .

he does have good fights , very realistic but fuck his dad fucked him over .

hope he gets some quality shine now. dumps his whore wife and gets loads of mistresses .

>>136745691
this.
All the Germanic peoples were fascinated with exploring and with other cultures. None were as tolerant nor traveled as far and wide.

>>136745731
firstly, it was her majesty's BBC who made that show. The Christian hate comes directly from the book. Every book Cornwell has with religion shows how it is bullshit made up by the priests to gain influence.

In the King Arthur trilogy, the main character is a pagan who finds out even Merlin uses tricks to make miracles. His only personal religious experiences are when he is drugged. The Christians are shown as an unstoppable converting army. Whereas in the last kingdom Uhtred is a pagan who uses the notoriously greedy christian priests hypocrisy for his own ends. Whereas the Danish pagans are shown as pussies afraid of a little magic.

It's all based on the assumption that religion is a man made invention of control. I know some people find that hard to comprehend.

>>136741086
Everyone ignores how cringy their accents are.
The Last Kingdom is in every way a better show than Vikings, but they still have those horrible stupid fucking accents.

i hope they dont use ONLY BLACK people as ANDALUSIA , bc blacks in those days were Mayority as security .

the last season you seen that black guy protecting the HAREM filled with women.

hope they dont make US MORROCANS BLACK.
WE ARE SANDNIGGERS / BROWN GOLDISH COLOR.

>>136741086
never seen a nigger in this show
I'm so angry

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say what you want about vikings. but travis fimmel is a pretty cool actor. he lives on a stunt guy ranch in an old ass trailer he bought on craigslist and he said he only has 3 possessions to his name: a 15 year old horse named wanker, a 1986 gmc pickup, and the dilapidated trailer he lives in. he also said he's planning on quitting acting when he saves up enough money to buy a farm in australia

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>>136745155
fagget

>>136747662
Is he /ourguy/?

>>136747031
Im sorry, but Scandinavians have horrible stupid accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70

>>136747925
afaik he's never talked about politics but i wouldnt be surprised. here's the interview that talks about his house and shit

https://www.outsideonline.com/2129281/travis-fimmels-minimalist-broasis

>>136741588
Both they kind of go hand in hand seeing that Last Kingdom is the aftermath of Vikings time period wise

>>136741086
>Yarl
Aint it Earl in Angloish?

>>136747945
Definitely based.