>tfw you realize family and commitment is more important than

>>136740767
Eggman is that you?

>tfw I'm 28, a KV, and on the verge of suicide
Can I not escape virgin shaming in my own fucking board? Ffs summer

Fucking degenerate https://youtu.be/CHjpmxxyow4

>>136741227
You can always just say you're keeping yourself for marriage

That's respectable

>>136741456
Get off of this board, sadist kike. Don't you have baby dicks to suckle?

>>136740767
>You can always get hypnotised by the sweet smell of her neck and vagina, to justify alot.

>>136740767
Who is that? And I don't mean eggy.

>>136741780
Asking me to suck your dick is hardly a polite response to a man giving you advice

>>136740767
What is life before, and after 4Chan larping

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>tfw even eggman has a gf

>>136742283
top fucking kek, jew

>>136740767
The egg has cracked.

>>136740767
Eggman finally made it
Even IF she's a whore,he's no longer suicidal

>>136744234
considering his history with (((women))) I wouldn't be too jelly

>>136742283
He ain't a baby, stupid heeb.

Listen here, faggots. Once you marry it's not about you or your political stances. It's about the children. You don't get to make commitment and dictate the rules of it.

This goes to women aswell, if you can't keep your legs together you're a selfish whore. Good luck explaining to your son how you were crav ing cock.

Did eggman make it?

>>136742283
Wow, a jew just threw someone in the oven. 10/10 sick burn

>>136746847
>You don't get to make commitment and dictate the rules of it.
I did

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>>136740767
E-Eggman?!
WTF!!!!!!!!??????????
I'M so happy for you bro. AND NOT A FUCKING GOOK EITHER!??!?!
OH FUCCKKK!!!

This is proof if you are white you literally cannot be a robot. All whites should leave my board immediately.

>>136740767
The Egg got laid? More info, pls.

>>136747372
>>>/r9k/

>>136747279
Define commitment, smartass.
>inb4 spooky stirner
Fuck off

>>136747882
uh marriage? isn't that what you were talking about?

I'm not eggman btw

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>even eggman got a gf
>i'm still a fat virgin loser

>>136740767
thats a small arm wtf

>>136740767
>have degenerate leftist girlfriend
>she cheats on you constantly, uses your money, and there's neverending emotional and sometimes even physical abuse
>this is supposed to be better than being alone

Really makes you think

Eggman got a gf?

I haven't been on /r9k/ for years. Anyone got a quick rundown on what's been going on with that ugly faggot?

>eggman has a gf

Fucking nice

isn't this the guy who had a whole blackpilled spiel yt video?
makes me think that it was an act, or time changes all

>>136740767
>even eggy can find a gf
Sure, she looks demented but at least she's made out of flesh

>>136750449
I think she looks quite cute.

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>>136740767
>implying some shrapnel faced rainbow haired loser who'd go for eggman is going to have kids with him and actually stay together

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>tfw you realize happiness is more important than family and cuckmitment

>>136751245
except you're not a cute girl

>>136740767
lonely roastie alert in her 30s trying to find a cuck wallet

Eggman will get cucked again and commit suicide, calling it now

>>136740767
gonna need a source on this

>>136740767
e-eggmans got a g-girlfriend?!?

what happened to black pill?

>>136754807
its bullshit, like most everything on le 'chon
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>136751245
pleasure and stimulation is not happiness

>>136740767
FUCKING /R9K/ GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THIS IS LIKE THE 4TH THREAD YOU'RE SHIT POSTING HERE FUCKING STOP IT

sage

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>>136740767
Do you have any idea how messed up that mans kids are going to be? I pray they aren't.

Pro Tip: Don't have anything to do with women from 4chan.

>>136741064
Eggman is the chosen one, arisen from the innumerable ashes. He's a cool bloke on snapchat too

>>136749938
idk, but I just started visiting arcanine for the first time in years, it's gone to shit

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>>136757523
Faggots took over.

They're trying to do the same thing to /pol/ right now.

/r9k/ was great back in 2009-2011 with green text stories flooding the board.

Now you go to /r9k/ and it's
>tranny thread
>tranny thread
>tranny thread
>tranny thread
>tranny thread
>tranny thread