ATTENTION DC ANONS

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>2k for a balloon

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Send in the Donald Ducks! We'll surely stop him from getting his hands on the nuclear codes this time!

>>136740918
Anons need to get over there and violate that chicken! Its the next capture the flag challenge

>>136740449

2 hours away and I'm not moving.

>>136740449
Why not light it on fire, you absolute pussies?

>>136740449
It's a fucking balloon. We just need to pop it with a stick or something.

>>136741157
Take one for the team anon! You lazy autist. If i were that close id get there

>>136741240
We need a happening. Pol has been invaded by shills lately. Bump for happenings

>>136741277
I'd do it but I'm too far away.

>>136740449

I like it

>>136741240

>We just need to pop it with a stick or something.

Fuck you, that chicken is kawaii

>>136740449
NE DC anon reporting in.

What seems to be the case here?

>>136741277

what do you want me to do? shoot it and deflate it?
make it fly a kekistani flag?

i need ideas.

a tiny hat doesn't seem worth the time and i'm not 20 feet tall.

>>136741950
A chicken meant to mock our God Emporer has landed next to the whitehouse lawn. It needs to be trolled. He needs a maga hat and a sign that says "Lock her Up"

>>136742016
Kekistan flag and pepe face would be good. Brainstorm Lads!

>>136742016
>what do you want me to do? shoot it and deflate it?
>shoot it
>near the white house
anon you will go to federal prison if you try that

Spraypaint?

Bump. This being slid.

>>136742016
Kekistani Flag sounds good, just make sure it's big enough.

>>136742171

hmm, make a big pepe sticker and attach it to the stomach

>>136742349
Keep bumped for habbenings!

>>136742381
The chicken will probably be gone by the time the sticker arrives.

>>136740449
Its the middle of the week and this is what they're doing? Don't they have jobs?

>>136742464
Print a big pepe and put a flag. Time is limited! We must ruin someones day!

>>136742464

i'm thinking
it has to be worth it

I can't tell if a giant inflatable chicken is pro or anti Trump.

>>136742097
honestly i don't think we'll do anything without the secret service shooting at us.

>>136742664
Anti-Trump. It's calling him a "chicken".

>>136742697
They got it there somehow

>>136742697
If they can get a giant chicken there, we can get a flag there.

>>136742881
true that

>>136742881
This!

>>136742664
I think it's pro trump. I like it.

>>136740918

so this was a chinese operation?

source?

>>136743047
Its not pro trump its anti trump mocking him.

What is the context for this anyhow?
>President in nuke-waving match with foreign leader
>call him a chicken
Is this from (((them))) trying to further egg on WWIII?

>using "kekistani" unironically

Can you guys please fuck off to rebbit?

https://twitter.com/iLegallyAnIDIOT/status/895389750101762049
Is this fake news?

>>136743193
>Its not pro trump its anti trump mocking him.

I'm pretty sure Trump is used to being called a cock/dick. And probably enjoys it. He is a troll at heart.

1. Find anon who can make a big hat (either REAL or paper mache"
2. Make contact with someone in the White House (WH Anon reveals himself, or contact the communications team through some conservative front)
3. Arrange to have hat anon exchange with WH Anon who has proper clearances to complete #OpChicken

hillarys head on a stick and stick it up the chickens ass

>>136743338
>unironically

i don't think that word means what you think it means

>>136743423
Too complicated, and would take too long. The chicken's probably temporary.

>>136743365
It was on a live feed video

>>136742761
why for not nuking norks? leftists are weird.

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>>136742248
>>136742016

It would be orange or have a stupid face or something if it was anti-Trump. It certainly wouldn't have gold all over it with a coolguy face.

It's not pro or anti, it's just a Trump.

>>136743559
We could still do something. Gotta troll and take advantage when an opportunity like this presents itself

>>136744015
Its anti trump people sharing it all over social media

>>136740918
At least its not a $200,000 duck

>Canada

Coincidence to coincide with Russian jet flyovers (if true). http://archive.is/OMH9a

>>136740918
Those look awesome how could that be a negative?

Owning chickens is a sign of self sufficiency and not eating big city food laced with chemicals and preservatives.

>>136744116
We have to do something, just something more simple.

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>>136740449
It's year of the Fire Cock dummies. Not a bad thing

If you were to "accidentally" kill a random adult in DC, there is a 98% chance that person would be a liberal democrat faggot. Pretty good odds, for an accident.

>>136744619
We need to take advantage of this! Make a list of pro trump candidates or a message to our shitbag GOP over obamacare. Itd be all over the news shaming them

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CHICKEN CONFIRMED TO BE ANTI TRUMP!

those chinese chicken trumps were not made to denigrate trump. 2017 is the year of the rooster. It is also the year of trump.

>>136742697
tell them it's just a prank

>>136744859

Nice gyno

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i can easily just slash it w/ a knife

>>136744859
Weve gotta ruin this guys day by turning it pro trump.

>>136744859
>muh tax returns
>muh muh russia
These people are fucking boring.

>>136744859
Typical shitskin not knowing Asian astrology.

>>136745142
If someone had a manniquin to look like hillary in cuffs and orange jumpsuit that be funny.

>>136745113

if only someone had a blow up or cut out of hillary or obama in cuffs

>>136745113
Anything works.

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>>136745315

KEK.
ditto.

>>136744619


Slingshots kill chicken ... remember ?

I bet such subhumans like mccain, pelosi, or that enen nore retarded democrat niggress have initiated that chicken. Might also be a deep state project teasing trump to finslly start a war ...

That chicken must go.

>>136740449
uggghhhhh I am in the process of becoming Capital Police...otherwise I would totally go tjere and spray paint some anti-snowflake stuff on it

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It means Trumps honest

>>136745612
You can get super close then. Youve been recruited anon. You gotta help now

>>136742016
Should just stab it. Or throw something sharp at it

>>136745497
It's definitely trying to provoke Trump.

>>136740449
>Kim Jong Un has it installed.
>Anon pops it.
>Goes to jail
>Is bunk mates with DC antics
>rapes them
>profit

>>136745612
Which anon has the HWNDU flag? Thatd be funny

>>136745612

don't shoot me tonight.
in the cover of darkness.

>>136744859
This guy is stuck in the past narrative
He didn't get the memo update on what words to call trump

>>136742016
Pepe or kekistani flag, make sure you do it at night though.

>>136746054
or do bill clinton is a rapist or lock her up or something similar

>>136745933
Splatter paint rainbow with a rainbow swastika like on those tshirts lulz. But i think a blow up doll or mannequin in orange with cuffs would be best

>>136742248
yeah you will do SERIOUS prison time for shooting a gun within 20 miles of the whitehouse. honestly they will probably just kill you if they see you aim a gun at the whitehouse. Secret Service doesn't fuck around at all.

>>136745612
>anti-snowflake
Nah, spray paint "BLM", you can cause a false flag, and turn two groups against one another.

>>136746054
The chicken might be temporary is the only thing. We need to act fast before we lose our chance.

>>136746077
Bill clinton is a rapist kek

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Someone put this one up in front of obamas yard

>>136742016
You can take a black or red marker and write "Bill Clinton is a rapist!" across stomach. But it would be difficult to do without a ladder and some time though.

>>136746288

i like that.
bill clinton is a rapist and lock her up.
time to get to work.

>>136746227
This!

>>136740449
WOOW BASED DEMS LOL HILARIOUS PRANK

Holy shit libcucks are fucking retards. This is 0% funny and a horrible idea. Bad optics

>>136746172
>point something that mildly resembles a gun near the whitehouse
>go to prison or get shot by SS or Capital Police.

>>136746296
This! Holy kek thatd be savage

>>136746227
Big sign saying bill Clinton is a rapist and lock her up
CNN is fake news
Lots of glue on the back of sign
Slap it on the chicken
Let CNN cover it

>>136742016
Laser it with a high-powered laser as to not get fucked by the secret service by shooting at it.

>>136746513
Thatll take time wont it? Gotta hurry anons

Also, here's all the ideas so far:
1. Simply pop the chicken. Try to make it look like it was on accident.
2. Kekistani or Pepe Flag
3. Write or spray paint Lock Her Up, Bill Clinton is a Rapist, or CNN is ISIS on the stomach of it.

This is a fast hwndu
Act fast! Weaponized autism assemble

>>136742171
Okay nix the kekistan faggotry but I like the pepe idea. Pepe triggers the fuck out of liberals every time

>>136742016
Pop it with a bow or crossbow

>>136746749
Pepe flag, perhaps?

>>136746749
agreed

>>136746611
Why not just slap rubber cement on a big sign and put it on the chicken. Also inflatable gorilla in front of obamas once the chicken situation is taken care of

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>>136743213
>egg on

Do you guys not realize it is the year of the rooster on the chinese calendar? the chicken is cool why are you trying to destroy it?

>>136746870
That might take too long. We need to do something that can be done fast enough so whoever does it won't get caught.

>>136747017
It's a clear anti-Trump statement. I posted a screencap earlier.

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Tendies for the chaos god

>>136747038
Throw a dart towards the chicken. blame nk

>>136747017
Yes but its meant as an insult by liberals

>>136747125
nope >>136745732
it's not mocking him. you guys are getting a little too triggered

>>136747255
Look at >>136744859

>>136747255
Its confirmed anti trump doe

>>136747255
Yes it is. A liberal put it there to start shit regardless of the chinese calender

>>136747356
it's from a chinese company that is manufacturing it for the chinese calendar which this year is the year of the rooster. this just shows how stupid liberals are

>>136747445
Regardless of what it actually means, they're using it in an anti-trump way.

>>136747445
Chicken tendies is a better gift desu

>>136747544
This! What are we going to do about it? Dc anons? How many of you are there?

>>136747544
so what? it only makes them look stupid not Trump

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>>136741151
>>136741180
>>136742016
>>136742381
You all lack vision, this is the correct answer:
>>136743423
Now we need to brainstorm how to make it/ put it on it's head.

>>136740449
I wanna know how Trump feels about it first but...
>We need to slap a MAGA hat and lock her up sign on this chicken. Pic related.
this sounds like a good plan.

>>136747708
As I said before, that may take too long.

>>136742016
just fucking pop it

>>136747708
I feel that another anon will stab the chicken first

>>136747544
>Regardless of what it actually means, they're using it in an anti-trump way.
This is how they treated pepe after Trump embraced the meme.

All Trump has to do is say it was his idea and the anti Trump narrative dies.

>>136746296
thats michell though

Insider at the WH here. I can get a MAGA hat on the flag pole. More to come.

>>136747989
send a message to trump to adopt the chicken

>>136748061
you mean michael?

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>>136747205
Then the best thing to do is co-opt it to send the opposite message. You get even more delicious salt that way.

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>>136740449
sheeeeiiiittt too late.

>>136748113
How do we know he isn't behind it? He's a madman.

>>136740953
>Send in the Donald Ducks!
This is immediately what I thought of.

>>136742016
Remote controlled drone with a drill

>>136746296
>hands up dont shoot

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>>136740918
>>2k

FROBLADUMHOFKSJFNG TRUMOSOFKFKSL

>2. Kekistani or Pepe Flag
>3. Write or spray paint Lock Her Up, Bill Clinton is a Rapist, or CNN is ISIS on the stomach of it.

Both of these and make some kind of mask that resembles Pepe and put it over the chickens head, that I'd like to see

any anons in dc going to do anything to the chicken asap?

>>136741180
While I agree fire is good, in all things. It has more potential for something else. . . I really want to set it on fire though, like maybe just pile up pallets doused in gasoline around it and let the heat melt it, much beauty that would have as statement

>>136749380
Whats the plan pol? How many boots on the ground in dc?

>>136749763
Can someone call the wh and request they leave it there to troll them in trumps favor

>>136749380
You should spray "Make America Great Again" or just MAGA on the front of it then. In a nice looking way though, not a rough messy tag job.

>>136750231
Does anyone have a large campaign banner you could hang on it's chest / around its neck?

>>136740449
Someone please slash it before some autist puts a Pepe or kekestani flag on the thing. Also fuck off reddit, this whole thread reeks of it

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Here look /pol/ I drew out a shitty terrible example of how this chicken could look if some anon took action with this amazing opportunity

they probably took it down already

>>136740449
>Duckrolled
Huehuehue

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>>136741277
>>136741495
>>136745115
>>136745773
>>136749787
>>136749908
Fucking lol this faggot is the most obvious infiltrator I've seen in a while.

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>>136740449
>Duckrolled
Huehuehue hehehe

>>136751126
thatll take alot of time. just slash it

>>136751727
true I guess, considering it's the WH it'll probably be gone by now

>>136751126
This is straight fucking autism, an hero

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>>136742016
>>136742375
>>136746054
>kekistani flag

Bump legit happening

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>>136740449
i have a better idea

just put a golden egg near it
instant win

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Do this

>>136752720
trump chicken shits gold. perfect

The lack of shills on this thread is refreshing

>>136752720
i like it. im literally 5 minutes away. how do i get a golden egg?

tie a bunch of balloons to it so it flies away. Then hopefully it lands on a minority.

>>136753253
Just make one. Find a ball or something and spray paint it gold. If you can't do that, then pop it.

>>136753253
slash the chicken!

>>136741240
No destruction of property, thats for niggers

>>136753253
hollow gypsum plaster + gold coating

>>136746296
Holy fuck

>>136753132
there isn't really a leftist agenda that can be shilled here. Maybe they are asleep

>>136753410
>>136753496
i have to go get my gf. i will drive by and see if it's still up. will take me like 25 min. if it's still up i will bike over at night and get it.

are we sure this is an anti trump thing though? i thought the chinese calendar says it's the year of the rooster and a rooster trump is sort of saying it's "the year of trump". like the balloon might actually be really respectful.

>>136753913
it is anti trump

>>136753913
Yes

>>136753132
It's because some of us shills only get paid for certain threads and this one isn't on the list. But Donald drumpht should be impeached for this

>>136753616
fuck you faggot, your sister is a nigger

>>136753913
Dont leavy any thing behind, only bring the esentials so you dont drop your phone and they know its yours

>>136753913
>get my gf
>implying you have a gf

>>136753913
careful of Special service

im leaving now to see if it's still there. if it is then we can make our plan. also i suggest moving this over to the other chan where it will be less visible. i can make a big golden egg and drop it off just before sunrise or something. be right back guys.

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>>136740449
Hfs is the board this lacking in creativity these days??!!just go buy. 40$ drone and Pearl Harbor that chicken. Can confirm this will fuck the thing up I crashed one into my screen door that shit got rekt

>>136754578
Hello SS

>>136754454
Could some one send me a link.

How aee we gunna do this?

>>136749380
>kekistani flag
You have to go back.

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>>136754454
Put some watermelons and a OBAMA'S LEGACY banner next to the chicken.

I wanna see it get poped

>>136742016
Write "Seth Rich Was Murdered by the DNC" in red

>>136754454
godspeed gentlemen

someone just run up and slash it it ain't that hard

>>136742016
Write BIG WHITE COCK

>>136755740
They need ti take a peice of it and post a picture of it or the deflated chicken

>>136755940
its a huge ass fuck chicken

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>>136740918
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHICKENS?!?! CLUMPY CLOOPLESTEIN???!!??

>>136740918
ayy lmao, they need to make a presidential kek version next.

>>136741277
hello fbi/dc police

>>136744537
It's not a chicken. It's a rooster.

>>136740449

Bump.

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SOMEBODY DO THE RIGHT THING!!!!!!

>>136748168
This. Basically "fake news 2.0". Use their memes against them, because we actually know how.

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>>136740449
get the chicken

>>136753253
Anon for fucks sake go buy a big fucking balloon and and an air compressor

Inflate, then paint.

>make spear
>attach Pepe flag to end
>throw into chicken and pop it

just got back. i didnt see it

it was either taken down or the pic was a hoax

>>136757740
>Operation spear chucker

>>136758835
The chicken chickened out ehh.

>>136743718
Leftists want Trump to start a war so they can claim that they were right

>>136740449
shoot it with a bb gun.

>>136758835
It wasnt a hoax there was a live feed on it

>>136758835
Check between the White House and Washington Monument if you haven't already.

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>>136740449

we were too late then?

>>136759969
i did. i was going to take a pic but there's nothing there

Include me in the screencap senpai

I like the chicken. I think it's all in good fun and it isn't pretentious like HWNDU. Come on, lighten up.

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>>136757584
I know where that is.

I wanted it popped. fuuk

>>136740449
Is just a prank bro

>>136740449
I don't get it. What do chickens have to do with the White House?

>>136760991
there was no way they were going to leave it up over night anyways

>>136761320
It's a thing taken from China. This is the Year Of The Flaming Cock in the Chinese Zodiac. The Chinese put up that thing as a permanent statue.

>>136741240
Need to replace the air with helium and watching fly away.

>>136740449


THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE COLOR REVOLUTION! THIS IS THARIR SQUARE/EUROMAIDAN, ETC.

>>136752720
Tis is good way to turn it around.

>All these people talking about popping it
Let me save you the ruination of your lives by stupidity. If you try, you're at best left waving a knife at White House security when you're intercepted.

At worst a sniper decides to splat you.

>>136755702
Also good.

>people falling for the "5 minutes away" thing
are you really this new?

>>136744215
And those people are generally retarded these days. They have no idea what is going on anymore and project harder than a kid in an elementary school play.

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>>136753253
Balloons and Plaster paper.
Pic related.
Buy some gold spray paint and coat it when its dried.
1: Blow up ballon 2:Wet plasterpaper sheets 3:coat entire balloons with sheets 4:let dry 5:pop balloon with small needle(Once dried, to prevent the entire thing from collapsing). 6: paint gold with spray paint. you can probably make up to 12 eggs with the plaster paper.
Goodluck.

It needs a hat.

>>136749328
can we order an inflatable colbert meme lads and put it next to the chicken?

>>136762350
>your golden egg is hollow
:)

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we need to convert it into an american eagle

I say cut the tie downs and let it fly, it is fast and easy

Are they calling Trump a chicken over NK?
wew, liberals are begging for nukes!
What a timeline....

Order an inflatable snake and make it look like hillary and make TrumpRooster crush it underfoot

>>136746221
some guy shot the white house with an Ak-47 and it wasn't discovered till a maid saw the bullet impact in the resistant windows days later.

>>136760614
Well fugg

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Why don't we just make our own display that says the American people are behind trump and put it next to the chicken. It won't make the right look bad as trying to destroy there protest. It doesn't have to cost 1,300 dollars to do just a painted sign.

>>136762350
Hobby lobby or crafty stores sell giant eggs

The chicken is behind the whitehouse

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>>136763820
>destroy there protest
their*