Why is equestrianism considered to be "not for boys"?

>>136735160
Preteen girls are just nutty about horses.

>t. have a 8 y.o. girl, live near equestrian center
riding lessons were inevitable.

Women don't needs backs in case the horse throws them off.
Now get back in line for your daily biscuit goyshit.

>>136735335

They actually prefer male horses because they want to experiment with their genitals.
Also the horseriding stimulates the female rider to orgasm.

Simple, really.

because #WhiteGirlsFuckHorses

Because all the "men" who do take part in it are all under 6'. Manlets btfo

Girls bust their cherry on horses...

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>>136735160
Yeah, and why are high heels only for girls? And skirts and dresses? It's not fair, anon

>>136735440
>They actually prefer male horses because they want to experiment with their genitals.
>Also the horseriding stimulates the female rider to orgasm.

Both is bs. I am around horses often and also around female riders. Never seen them do any of the shit you are saying.

>>136735543
Traps are gay.

>>136735696

Why on earth would they tell you anything about it regardless?

Horse girls are always fucking batshit crazy, major red flag.

>>136735521
>Because all the "men" who do take part in it are all under 6'. Manlets btfo
I am 185cm, whatever this is in pre-historic measurements you guys seem to still be using for some weird reason.

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>>136735538
>>136735498


/thread

>>136735543
I wear kilts. Have been for four years now. I grew up on horses. I rode Western. I never liked English saddles.

>>136735543
>Yeah, and why are high heels only for girls? And skirts and dresses?

Are you saying that horse riding has been feminine for thousands of years? Because in this world in which I am living, I know that 90% of the horse riders until the beginning of the 20th century were men.

>>136735721
meme flags are gay

>>136735756
I gotta disagree with you on that.

>>136735440
>>136735538
>t. dude

>>136735749
>Why on earth would they tell you anything about it regardless?
It is impossible to do the shit you say. The stables are locked at night and during the night they are frequented by riders and personnel. There is no way whatsoever any of this could ever happen.

>>136735160
>pretty much everyone assumes that casual horse riding is just for girls.

Unless you are a rancher, having horses just because they are asthetic is stupid as fuck. Get a dog, they are somewhat useful. Men valuate their environment on how useful it is to them, a non-working horse is high maintenance, high cost to feed and very little use.

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>>136735756
This desu.

I road horses when I was a little kid so did a bunch of boys, I also went to a private school so theres that

>>136736049
That poor horses back

Dirtbikes exist

>>136735160
women fuck horses
men don't

>>136735994
>Unless you are a rancher, having horses just because they are asthetic is stupid as fuck.
You could say the same about playing tennis, about buying a bike, about driving a motorcyle, about golfing equipment etc. A horse is a form of sports equipment AND an animal combined. Rough riding and cross country riding are quite strenuous.

> Get a dog, they are somewhat useful.
A dog is a companion, not a sport equipment.

>Men valuate their environment on how useful it is to them, a non-working horse is high maintenance, high cost to feed and very little use.
I have no idea what you are talking about. Men buy the stupidest things, from sports cars to hookers to suits to dinner for dates.

>>136735756
Yes some are and some not.

T. Commiefornia rancher of 15,700 acres ranch

control. Western womens hivemind is about the goal of "taming the beast"
Thats why they want refugees too. Because they're exotic and actually seen "not as human" as whites.
This is why you never let women get involved in politics, spur of the moment emotional decisions destroy societies.

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>>136735543
You can't just post this kind of image without providing a source, you silly billy.

>>136735160
Because riding a horse nowadays is something only rich people can do. And by riding I mean also owning a horse and the space for it. Men are smart and they rather put that money into a fast car instead.

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>>136735160
Already got cartoon horses down pat

Horses are for women and queers, get yourself an ATV or a dirtbike you fucking pansy. You're not Genghis Khan, and if he were alive today he would use tanks, not horses.

Because men in Europe used to fuck horse pussy on the reg instead of paying sluts. Don't get me wrong you'd still have a wife but the mare fucks better than her. When she's out of the game after shitting out kid no 7 horses fulfill an important niche.
T. Equine Historian
(Yes really)

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>>136735440
also:
>experimenting with your genitals requires a horse
Not when I was a kid, it sure didn't. I don't think times have changed THAT much.

>>136736100
>That poor horses back
Horses have a strong back, but yes, you should not overload a horse. Above 20-22% of the horse's body weight should not be loaded onto it. A bit similar to a human. If you are 80kg, you will get back problems if carrying more than 20kg on a consistent basis.

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>>136736162
It's actually easier, more fruitful, and more common the other way around

>>136735899
>t. crazy woman with a horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKA42E3yKc

>>136735160
I have literally never heard that horseback riding is only for vaginas

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>>136735160
>dominate a large animal
This isn't america.

>>136736387
It's because Germany is urbanizated. Here in US, we have lot of open land for us to ride horses and enjoy being cowboy.

Thank god I live here

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>>136735160
1. Does this view make you uncomfortable?
2. Do you like the way horses smell
3. what is your opinion on horse shit? Why is it so much?

Answer these, and you will have your answer.

>>136736604
Horseback riding is for vaginas

>>136735160
Its not

Literally all the riding tour guides when I went to Colorado were teenage-24yo boys.

>>136736469
Tell me more.

>>136736100
Which one is the horse again?

>>136736469
Tell me more (seriously). Recommended reading?

Also was it because Mares can control their entire vagina, and the whole clit winking? Cause that's fucking hot af and I wish women could do the same.

>>136736604
No, but I see OP's point. Here in equestrian suburbia, the only kids demanding riding lessons are girls.

And yet men still dominate the sport, lol.

>>136736407
This. The only time a man should ride a horse is if his job depends on it. If you ride horses or own horses as pets you are a total fag. I went on a mountain horse ride on my honeymoon no guides or anything and it was boring as shit. I'd rather have spent my time on dirt bikes.

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>>136735440
This.

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>>136736604
Horseback riding is for vaginas.

>>136736637
Yes, no, no opinion

>>136736637
>Answer these, and you will have your answer.
Please explain. I dislike the smell of burned diesel fumes, I still understand you can drive a diesel car.

>>136736631
It's not so much about the space cost but about the horse itself. If you want a good one that's probably 5k yurops. Also food, cleaning shit, medical bills and so on.
Thankfully I'm not into the USA type of broke back mountain cowboy shit. I prefer cars desu.

>>136735160
horse hates womans because they have a very desarollated nose and sniff the fucking vagina smell watch videos from horse falls all womans

>>136735160
woman don't have nuts

>>136735440
Yeah, nah, no.

>>136736471
He's obviously trolling

thats only in the city
in the country its the reverse

>>136736962
hoses hate vagina fishy smell horses are from gentlemens

>>136735160
Too easy
Too slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE

>>136735696
You're a virgin of course they don't you

>>136735160
To clamber upon another creature's back, to urge it with your heels, to reel it with a sadistic contraption and make it carry your worthless ass for no practical reason other than to have some fun is something that only a woman could do. Horses served us for long enough, and now we have better tools, that do not involve infringing on the freedom of a god's creature.

Plus I imagine it hurts your balls.

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>>136735160
Not for boys you say?

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>>136736972
So you don't like the way horses smell, why?

Also, would you consider this do be a big poop? Do you see poops this size around your stable a lot, or is it a more rare occurance to see one that size?

>>136735951
>Do you need to actually do something, for it to be your motivation.

>>136736637
where are their tails?

>>136735160
because it's fucking weird in general?
Think back to elementary school and remember that "one girl" who had all the horse folders

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>>136736972
Another pic

>>136737328
>To clamber upon another creature's back, to urge it with your heels, to reel it with a sadistic contraption and make it carry your worthless ass for no practical reason
Not how it works, Ivan. You should try real riding, not the shit they have in Ruskiland at the annual kid fair next to the vodka stand.

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>>136735951

The horses they ride
Aren't the horses that they RIDE

>>136735160
Because the grills don't want any boys around when they start playing with the horse cock.

>>136736768
>>136736821
Will try to get back to the thread. Am at the pub at the moment

>>136737332
Awful. Just awful.

>>136735160

>because polo

>>136737303
My Adrenalin is pumping just from watching that. Horsefags BTFO from every angle.

>>136735160
Because Motor Vehicles are superior modes of transportation, pushing Equestrianism into more of a "hobby" role for men. Many men simply don't have the time to learn how to ride and care for a horse because they have a family to feed.

>>136737349
>So you don't like the way horses smell, why?
Because I just do not like the smell. This is why I shower after riding. It is not a pleasant smell.

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If you go on OK Cupid, there is one question that bothers me the most. Its one that is something along the lines of:

Which is worse: Abuse of Animals? Abuse of children?

Or Both equally bad?

Obviously both are bad and in my mind it makes sense to say both.

Would you believe that most of the women in the area I live in who answered the question selected "Abuse of animals" specifically over children? Pretty disturbing.

And the chicks with pictures riding horses is disturbing to me as well. Something in their profiles during the time I frequented the site seemed off. Was never sure why.

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>>136737483
>Think back to elementary school and remember that "one girl" who had all the horse folders
I had a Panini folder like every other boy.

>>136737019
>what is renting
At the equestrian center around the corner, people usually own several horses and frequently rent them out not so much as a moneymaking venture, but to get them exercised. The rent just covers the liability expenses, really.

I wouldn't own a horse, and I'm not buying my kid one unless she showed massive amounts of talent at whatever kind of riding she chooses.

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>>136736469
>Niggers pretending to be a historian with no proofs

Next you'll tell me whitey was in caves while you were kangs in pyramid spaceships

>>136736953
You know what, she does look kind of like a horse.
Just furthers my theory that women absorb DNA through semen that changes their appearance and personality.

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>>136735951
>being THIS naive
lel

>>136735899
Being a horse girl is just a reflection that they leech off of daddy's money and expect the guys they date will treat them like their daddy and buy them everything and treat them like a 'princess'. Also horse girls legitimately think horses understand their feelings better than any human, so horse girls automatically have a disconnect for human emotions.

So yes, it is a massive red flag.

>>136737483
God that chick was fucking weird. Her and her obviously gay friend would play pretend horses during recess AT SCHOOL. IN 5th, 6th, and 7th GRADE.

>>136737332
LMAO I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THAT
she had a crush on me in 7th grade

>>136738093
Needs a
>you mad white boi?

>>136738161
no you didn't

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>>136738231
humanboi can't even compete

>>136735160
Because it hurts your balls

>>136738324
Jesus fuck it's like shes trying to tell people LOOK AT ME I SUCK HORSE COCK

>>136738093
>t. never seen an actual horse dick outside of beast porn

I'm not saying it's physiologically impossible, but you'd have to be really, really committed to make it happen.

Like think of how much Goatse guy had to go through to get where he's at today. Same thing.

>my wife would never fuck a hors-

>>136738324
>>136738447
That's a mare, you morons.

>>136738447
Can you blame her?

>>136738639
inb4 b&

>>136735160
Because only girls get to be special.

>>136738639
> a leaf having this gif saved
not surprised

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>>136738267
"he" is on my facebook friendslist still
she went by jackie, he goes by jack

>>136738093
Hoofed?

>>136737598
Might have to hurry up. Methings mods won't like the thread and prune it before you get back.

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>>136738639

>>136738765
Welp, now I believe you. kek

How does it feel that that thing once liked you?

Men rode horses when it was part of their job. When it was their livelihood.
Now horse riding is just a vain hobby.

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>>136735760
Well I've never seen a tall jocky.

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>>136738765
funny name for a dog....

It's true, girls get off from the bumpy ride.

>>136738969
Kings and princes rode horses for sport. Many people went hunting with their horses, or just to see things.

Walking was for peasants. Driving in a carriage was for long-distance stuff. A horse was more of a sports car or motorcycle.

>>136735543
Am I gay now? That face is unbearably cute

>>136739002
huh. And this will drive /leftpol/ back to their shithole of a board?

I'm not going to lie I love the smell of horses and get a diamond hard dick thinking about their bussy and butts.

>>136739282
Brother

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>>136739282
How long until we get robohorses?

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They are fucking the horses.

>>136739454
That's a fucked up image. Don't ever post that again.

>>136738601
Rubbing the mare's smell onto her for letter activities, I see.

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>>136738927
weird. she was cute, had huge tits (as you can see from that transition pic that makes me want to throw up) and a nice ass. but i was super awkward around girls so i had no clue.
she always had man hands, like that sienfeld episode
first she went lesbian.
then she decided she was a man
i always think if i had dated her i could have saved her or something lmao
probably not

>>136735760
The metric system was invented by French leftists for peasants who can only count with their fingers and toes.

>>136738765
all that testosterone and "he" cant get rid of the faggot vibe "he" gives away?

>>136739454
Ow my brain

>>136739670
>The metric system was invented by French leftists for peasants who can only count with their fingers and toes.

If you don't even know why the SI system is so brilliant, you should just chainsaw off your head.

scientificaly proven saddles crush a mans knackers leaving him a sterile cuck, no real man can operate without robust working balls,

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>>136739454
why does this exist?

>>136738983
>Well I've never seen a tall jockey.
That is because if you want to be a jockey, you need to be short - it is more aerodynamic and also a short jockey has lower weight. No jockey weighs more than 60kg.

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>>136739659
Yeah, I made the mistake of browsing through its tumblr awhile back, and it saddens me to see a decently cute girl do that to themselves.

>>136735160
Wish I was able to afford a horse desu. Horseback and with hounds is the best way to hunt.

>>136737019
Typical cucked German.

>>136735543
Are you implying that cavalry was a female role in the army?

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>>136739454
>a fucking leaf

Someone post the pic. You know the one I mean.

>>136739988
yeah, seriously makes me sad.
she was nice

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>>136739659
>girl
what does this mean exactly?

>>136739659
>>136740190
I'm sure you couldn't save her from mental illness. Probably got thrown off her horse a few too many times.

>>136738324
>>136738093
>girl takes pic with horse
SHE FUCKS HORSES SHE FUCKS NEGORS REEE REERE

stop that shit

>>136737332
No way! I would've saved her and date her. She has huge tits and ass. Damn. That's incredibly sad.

>>136739787
Standard is infinitely superior. It uses base 6/12/60 just like Babylonian angular measurement and time-keeping. 12 inches in a foot means that it is divisible by 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1. A centimeter is only divisible into millimeters by 5, 2, and 1 unless you add decimals. I've seen how you Euros do blueprints and your shit is a clusterfuck of god damn decimals. Only brainlets use base 10 for units of measurement.

>>136739454
This is hot, more like it?

>>136735160
My family is heavily involved in the horse industry (Bourbon County, KY), yet I can't think of one man in my family who enjoys riding horses. I think the men in my family just views horses as a source of wealth.

>>136735160
Balls.

>>136741055
Remove yourself. Horses are for luv.

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OK, I was really expecting more pictures of women with horses for my folder ITT. I wish I had more of those.
I have this one but it's not a horse.

>>136741213
Horses are for fug. Go be a pleb somewhere else.

>>136735756
massive.

dated a horse girl, went absolutely bat shit crazy. cut herself all the time, had the horse for "anxiety relief".

thank god i got out of that.

Cow wranglers mostly use ATVs these days, so if you're not a cowboy or a huge faggot you ride a dirtbike.

Dirt bikes don't have a mind of their own, whatever happens is the rider's fault, no excuses. Horses have minds like Western women- they're hysterical and retarded.
You know why God made women 30% smarter than cows, right?
So they don't shit on the floor when you squeeze their tits.

I remember always thinking it was weird I was the only guy training to ride horses. Like, no other guys like to ride horses wtf? But if you aren't scared of talking to girls it's a great hobby! No competition with the ladies, you'd think the laws of supply and demand would cause more guys to start riding but hey people are sheep, they follow the herd.

Because real men ride fire breathing dragons after years of breaking it in by wrestling it upon the himalayan mountains and dragging it's weakened body through the narobi desert.

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>>136735160

Because at some point, bored housewives joined horse clubs. That's how it became a feminine thing to do and little girls became crazy about horses. It's still manly, though, unless you are a manlet and put on all that ridiculous gear.

>>136741354
My grandfather knew of a girl who would always try to get her old and boring horses injured (and therefore euthanized) so she could new horses. The worst part is that her father knew that she was a psycho yet let her do that.

>>136739213
No, that's what ponies are for.

>>136741438
I can confirm that. We all use atv now, if the cattle are in steeply hills and we use horses.

T. Rancher

>>136741529
This. The bond between Equine and Man is a sacred one, akin to that of Canine and Man. This is something that the white man has forgotten, and tossed aside like so many of the values that made him once great.

>>136735160
GONNA TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET

PONY CLUB IS A PUSSY AVALANCHE

JUST IGNORE THE USUAL DYKES AND RANDOM FAGGOTS, YOU STILL GOT YOURSELF A STABLE OF BITCHES

ALSO STADIUM AND CROSS COUNTRY JUMPING IS FUCKING BASED, ENGLISH SADDLE GETS SHIT ON BY THE WESTERNFAGS BUT THEY'RE MISSING OUT BIGTIME

>>136739454
Ten years. In 30 they would be mainstream as E-scooters/bikes today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9g

>>136741438
Cities used to depend on rural people breeding horses for them to buy. Now rural regions depend on urban factories selling them machines and the cowboys wonder why all the wealth has fled to the cities.

>>136735160
Because a man would rather do the running and jumping. Getting someone/thing to do something is a sport for the weaker, manipulative sex.
>all girls fuck animals

>>136735160
Come to Texas there is still plenty of horse riding men

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>>136741269

equestrianism is for girls
horse riding is for men

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>>136741269
that is a cow and a horse

>>136735160
>Why is equestrianism considered to be "not for boys"?
don't learn how to shoot from that horse

>>136735756
>this meme

Every thread, I guess there is a distinction between "HORSE GURLS" and girls who ride horses, though

>>136741667
Jeez that's fucked, I remember learning on a very old horse, I loved him he was so kind, gentle, and forgiving of mistakes. Even older horses, or "boring" ones can be useful, if you wanna take emotion out of it. That's just fucking sick thinking about someone doing that

https://forum.deathaddict.com/ams/mr-hands.23/

>>136742343
this. girls needed it to be frilly and fancy and about doing canters and trots with fancy bows in the hair. men got on a horse and went from point A to point B and did not need a crowd of parents politely applauding to feel like they were actually doing something

>>136735160

Have you ever been to a silver shoe or other horse riding competition? its a pretty good mix of both guys and gals with the majority being guys.

>>136735160
Horses were used for warfare for thousands of years. Society doesn't want men to realize the power they have when they work with horses.
If civil war or end of the world crap goes down. And you want to fight, but don't have horses...good luck to you.

>>136742708
>don't learn how to shoot from that horse
>American flag
>Not being able to use a compound bow from a horseback

Ok then, lads, we got a winner.

>>136735160
>casual horse riding
men actually have work to do with horses

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>>136743221
Or just, you know, use an effective weapon

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>>136742676
But seriously, do you think this poop in particular is unusually large or normal? Do you see poops like that around your stable often?

Also, what are your general thoughts on big draft horses/kaltblüter?

I'd say it's only 'feminised' in lower/working class social circles.

I went to a private school and no one ever said derogatory about boys/men riding horses.

Though I know what you are saying though, a lot of people think it's for women, but like 95% of everything on Earth, men are better at it.

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I must say though, everyone's end goal in riding should be to learn bareback and master it, and learn how to use the mane to guide the horse. That is most based riding

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Nah

Ride around in feria, get drunk and literally pick women up, all in traditional attire of course

>>136735160
>letting your sister\mother\cousin spread her legs wide open like that
horses are for men

>>136744169
ahhh andalus is so comfy
good to see spaniards keeping our rightful land warm

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>>136744193
Women used to ride like this.

>>136736301
>A dog is a companion
Kek, you mean servant, there is a difference.

>>136743945
>should be to learn bareback and master it,
No, there is a reason mankind has used saddles since ancient times.

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>>136735440

>when you can't separate fantasy in your own head from reality.

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>>136744632
>Kek, you mean servant, there is a difference.
A real dog is a companion. A companion can still know its place.

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>>136739907
>what are knights

>>136739988
the jews did this

>>136736162
So you've never watched Mr. Hands?

>>136745443
>using a literal faggot as indicative of the broader scope of men

>>136735160

#whitegirlsfuckhorses

Daily reminder that only white people are degenerate enough to allow their own women to let their hymen break because they need to ride a horse. A lot of white girls experience their first orgasm on a horse due to the rough riding, it's like 10 dogs or cats for white girls.

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>>136744381
You'll never ever have it back

What's camel riding like anyway?

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>>136736624
I was hoping for this comment. In America though I think blacks have most experience taming beasts now.

>>136736162
>>136745529
Please reread what I responded to and stop being a faggot. I didn't imply shit about male population.

Boys moved on to dirtbikes, etc.

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>>136745080
Why are germans always so obsessed with feces? Is coprophilia one of the more popular hobbies over there?

>>136746213
they adopted middle eastern culture

>>136745596
>things my friends in junior high told me so they must be true!

>>136745529
Also just FYI, if you're going to talk about men in general then you should include all the goat fuckers in the middle east and all the degenerate german faggots. Men engage in beastiality at a much higher rate than women.

>>136739454
>someone actually drew this

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>>136746474
I'm pretty sure poopoo play is haram.

>>136746501
Relax m8. I was just joshing you. I would totally fuck a mare. ^:)

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>>136735160
Everything women do is driven by the want for attention. Horses are just another convoluted attempt at getting attention somehow, probably because they watched those stupid horse movies when they were a kid.

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>>136746680
lol k, plz kill yourself then, i just spent 5 minutes of my life looking up proof that men fuck animals more than women.

germany is really something
https://www.zeta-verein.de/en/

>>136735756
Fug.

I'm dating a girl that loves horses and I just found out she's obsessed with astrology. She also owns cats and is a vegan. How fucked am i going to be in the future? On the plus side one of her cats is named Hitler.

>>136747396
very very fucked. start finding the next one now.

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>>136747396
fuck her and dump her.

>>136747396
>Astrology
You're fucked.

>>136747396
>one of her cats is named hitler

bait.

>>136737303
>horse riding takes no skill

You've clearly only ever sat on a horse at a ride at the county fair. To actually control a horse with finesse takes a lot of skill and built up trust between the horse and rider. It's really hilarious to see people get on to ride thinking that a horse is just like a machine where a a command goes in and the programmed result comes out. Then you see the animal humiliate them with its own force of will and decide that it wants to go its own way. An experienced rider on the otherhand, can immediately set the tone for their dominance over the will of an animal. Bikes are fun but they will never feel or have their own mind.

>>136748016
Nein. She named it Hitler, because it looks like it has a Hitler mustache.

>>136745202
Ya she *was* a real qt

>>136735862
Horse riding crushes your balls and makes you into a trap

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>thread about horses
>horse fetishists come out of the woodwork
back to the pit you fucking troglodytes, you're just as bad as cuckolds. Your fantasies about women and horse cock are not in line with reality.

>>136745139
And why do you think the term ''white knight'' exists??

>>136748479
if true why havent you wifed her already, she named her cat hitler ffs

>>136737598
Still here man?

>>136735440
maybe some girls are into that but most i think can do their own thing. not really sure that they need a horse.

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It depends how you ride them.

Yeah its true its seen as a feminine thing but if you do dressage or ride like a fag you will come across as a queer.

My mate and I take them around town, to the pub sometimes and up into the mountains along some pretty dangerous terrain.

If you want to pick up girls, ride one into town chicks will swarm all over you. I think its a power thing too, you are on top of giant animal and in command of it.

Pic related, me and my horse.

>>136748901
>>136739907

Horse riding sterilizes you... what is Genghis Khan and how he is an ancestor to 10% of the world's population lmao

>>136735756
>>136738115
as someone who has grown up in an old easteuropean village where everyone had a shitton of horses
i mean traditionally the village was dirt poor and
even the poorest families had multiple fucking horses
still now when we are urbanized i see horses often

so you might say that im a bit biased, but you are a bunch of retards who dont udnerstand how beautiful smart animals horses are

>leech off of daddy's money and expect the guys they date will treat them like their daddy and buy them everything and treat them like a 'princess'
whats the red flag here?

>>136746685
Literally this

Mares > women

>>136735160
Taming a wild, strong, unpredictable beast/stallion is literally the romance archetype for women - see 50 Shades of Grey, Little Red Riding Hood, etc.

Likewise most girls get bored of horse riding once they've mastered it, dump the horse, and move on to some new fancy.

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>>136736953
>see this picture many times
>never notice the raging horse cock in the bottom left

>>136735160

it squashes the nuts

>>136742887
no, i know a girl who ride horses, best in school, best in sports, not a gurl, still crazy as shit

>>136750043
Just even more of a testiment to how potent he was. He was probably a qt girl at the end and was still knocking women up.

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>>136752250
All that wetness...

>>136738324
what does this even mean
is she crying the horse's death?
in that case did she put its foot over her?

>>136752367
Take the horsepill, Anon.

>>136752250
they cant

>>136752490
I already have. Oh God how I wish I could go back.

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>>136735160
Because cute girls doing expensive manly things in a girly manner is cute. Just so long as they don't fuck horses/niggers in the process. It showcases that they had a father who could teach them how both navigate around danger and traverse it. I.E. it ups their social value. Women crave their value being increased and men crave women who have increased their value. Win win as long as they don't end up fucking horses/niggers = Immediate devaluation. I.E. most likely jew influence/force.
It's cute and charming when they do it for pretend. It's degenerate shit when they do it for real.

>>136735160
one word
"balls"

>>136736301
>sport equipment
Lol, funniest way I've ever seen a horse descrived

>>136753016
I don't know, man. I'm not cut out for that kind of stuff. Too much responsibility for me to handle, and I'm not just going to fug a mare and leave. That's wrong in more ways than one. Gotta do things correctly, and I don't have the aptitude for it.

Not yet at least. Maybe several years down the line when I'm more financially matured.

>>136752870
why risk getting your dick bitten off for a shitty blowjob?

MLP was a mistake.
Don't believe me?
Look it up, it's all over the internet.

These extreme closeups just look like a dude fucking a black chick.

>>136743502
how does a horse not get scared by gunfire

a-asking for a friend

>>136735160
>pretty much everyone assumes that casual horse riding is just for girls
Because it is, it just fucking hurts your balls

>>136753400
you train them not to be afraid of gunfire?
t. not actually an expert

>>136737859
That's a PeeChee folder, you wildebeest.

>>136753452
Nah dude, you should know more than I, horses are high trust creatures. Gotta do it right. Build up that rapport and never leave her.

>>136738324
horse looks pregnant

>>136752250
See >>136751870
The mare is just too big. She can't feel a pathetic 7 inch humie cock.

Men use horses for utility. Farming, war, travel, are all practical uses for a horse.

Women use horses for most of the same reasons, but also for show. Like makeup, social media, fashion, singing, and other attention-whoring things, women are profoundly interested in image and image alone. Likewise, men are not particularly obsessed with the way that they appear on a horse; a man is a son of Adam and should command all of the beasts anyways. For a woman to hold command over a beast is impressive.

Horse riding and ownership are activities reserved almost exclusively for gentry. Most fathers want their daughters to show traits of gentrification because it will ensure that they find a qualified suitor and get the fuck out of the house--remember, that until the last few decades, most women would live at home until they were finally married off. Finding your daughter a spouse got them out of your hair faster, and finding them a good spouse ensured that they would never have to return or depend on you for funds, and also that her and her spouse could responsibly provide for you as parents when you become elderly and require more care.

>>136753452
>have you not owned a horse before?
do you think horse ownership is so common that you can just get away with a rhetorical question like that?

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>>136753682
>his dick is only 7"

>>136750595
Is it breathing?

>>136753899
Well like I said. It's too much responsibility for me to handle right now. I'm still young and financially instable. Maybe once I reach the ripe age of 30 and I actually have a career...

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>>136753799
That's enough for women. I know, we're talking about horses. Feels bad man.

>>136754142
so you fuck only horselets?

>>136737332
>transexuals grow better facial hair than me

its not fair

[spoiler]at least I have a better ass than most females[/spoiler]

>>136754292
*marelets

>>136738324
>>136738093
cute

>>136754142
You're a filthy fucking liar. Taking sick photos on the internet and saying degenerate shit for shekels.

>>136735160

I would pay big money to see her fuck that horse.

>>136754326
>$200
Discounting the cost of feeding it, cleaning it, land to run in and graze, etc. And the responsibility. That's the biggest issue, not the money.

>>136754404
Anonymous. Don't scroll down. Leave while you still have your dignity.

It is lady's way to masturbate. Girls rub their clit on saddle.

>>136742887
>>136751416
>girls who ride horses

upper-middle class at the very least (how else could they afford horse-care/equipment/etc.), likely somewhat sexually repressed.

>worried about getting into a good university,

>studies shit she doesn't care about to pass stupid university placement tests or req's.


that said I find the stereotypical woman in a riding outfit incredibly sexy, as they're tight/very form-fitting and can highlight certain parts of the body.

>>136738324
That's not even a male horse

>>136754404
Don't listen to >>136754566
Mare pussy is the final redpill

>>136754142
Hopefully you're not pic related. Disgusting.

So you can apparently rub the clit, but isn't her tunnel too wide for you. What's the point?

>>136754101
Quivering even.
Gross.

because boys are not stupid know horses are useless and get things like bikes and go karts / dirtbike / 4 wheel.

>>136754760
Horses can control the entirety of the vagina, iirc, so it can accommodate even "tiny humie weenies".

>>136754794
Well still, it's an investment I'm not quite ready to make yet. But I'll be thinking about it, for quite a while I suppose.

>>136754631
This really is true. Confirmed by female riding friends and family members.

Having balls on the other hand can make for a painful riding experience at times.

>>136741667
That's fucked up. Horses are living animals. If anything it's her that should be kneecapped & replaced.

>>136735756
my mother is one. she has over 20 horses and ponies. Totally insane made me MGTOW just because of seeing her be mean to me and my father while we did work in the barn all the time. She rarely leaves the house and never helps feed them ever.

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The ghost of mlpol is lurking in this thread

>>136737332
fml she's got more body hair than me wtf is this life

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Fuck you mods you are fags you wont stop me

>>136754985
>>136754986
So womens' roastflaps pale in comparison if I'm getting this right. I know I'll never fuck a mare and women are a mother nature's failure apparently. What do?

>>136755710
>So womens' roastflaps pale in comparison if I'm getting this right
Damn straight. It's the same reason why most men prefer nubile teenage puss over > 20yo roast beef puss, but don't like to admit it.

Just better function and better aesthetic than a woman could ever give.

Robo waifus are soon and we can have it all.

>>136735160
Never trust a girl that is into riding horses. They are all crazy as fuck.

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