Social media is fuckin gay

>>136734683
I agree.

we know anon

they knew before i told them i dont use facebook that i was a weirdo

>>136734683
>all of a sudden

>>136734683
We've been saying that for years, anon

>>136734683
no argument here

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>>136734683
social media is like crack cocaine for extroverted normies, and has been for years. It's the perfect drug, they can't look away.

The fun ended the day they opened up Facebook to the general population. It was fun when it was still just college kids exclusively.

>>136734683
Make fun of them using the current year argument.

I have Asperger's Syndrome. It's funny, how rational thought and autism are like peas and carrots. However, emotions, I find, are necessary anchors for memory, connecting the real world to the symbols. One thing that seems to make autism limiting is that perception, by definition, is a symbolic process. I tend to detach and manipulate symbols in my mind without bothering to define the world by those symbols (as it is generally just too incongruent). Hence, I find myself in a world of abstraction in my mind, playing with thoughts and ideas.. kind of like Pythagoras I guess.

Everyone always bitches about the big fish like instagoy and Faceberg but completely gloss over one of the most degenerate social medias out there. Snapchat let's kids send each other 0 consequence nudes that delete themselves so there's no reason to have a moment's apprehension about sending your dick or pussy to some personal you've known for 5 minutes. It's the one of the leading causes of hookup culture and it's used by kids as young as 7. It mentally enslaves kids to fake friendship counters called streaks so kids can feel like they are connected with someone because they send them a black screen with the letter S every day. On top of all that the news section is the most Jewish, degenerate, propaganda machine I have ever witnessed. They just include the worst articles from CNN, Cosmopolitan, Vice, WAPO, and BuzzFeed. They also have masturbation temptation articles on daily mail that have almost nude pictures in half their uploads. Aside from facegoy this is where kids get the majority of their news from and it's fucking pathetic.

>>136734683
welcome to 2007 moron

>>136734683
I only use Xing & LinkedIn because I tell myself it will boost my career

>>136734683
>be me
>go to concerts
>meet suckubus
>hang out next to each other most of the show
>slow dance song comes on to close out the night
>i look at her and she looks at me so i approach her
>hey can i get your number to call you later?
>"umm do you have a snapchat? I dont really use my phone"
>????
>umm no i dont but i can text you if you want
>"what about facebook or Instagram?"
>i had one a long time ago but stopped using it after i graduated hs.
>"ohh... well i dont know how we will be able to communicate"
>you can just give me your number so i can text you later
>"no i have a bf and he wont like it. But You should make a snapchat and add me and text me on there"
>nevermind

Why are women so desperate to have you add them? Is it to show their friends how many orbiters they have? Do they secretly get off on knowing every guy they add wants to fuck them? Like how is it posssible to have a normal relationship now without constantly having to snap/chat/post/update/tweet/upload/add/subtract/follow/unfollow/top8/update relationship status/blog/emoji face everything you do? Like shit man i just want a gf who doesn't give a fuck about all that shit and just wants to watch me shitpost on a malaysian exotic frog trading website?

Am i asking for too much?

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uh, meant to post this on /r9k/

whoops

>>136736486

If you're an attractive man, and I mean like 9/10 - 10/10, you'll understand. The dopamine rush you get just from being in public and having people glance at you if addictive and better than any drug.

Social media is just an extension of this, magnified. Women know all men want to fuck them and the attention is addictive. This is why women love "travelling" and why women go to clubs, to be around more men who will look at them.

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>>136735881
I have no idea how snapchat is even legal. It's 100% designed for making child pornography easy to distribute and untraceable.