How will DRUMPF ever recover?!?!

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Clearer picture.

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>>136730802
woah, who will we support now? drumpf is done

>>136730802
lol Drumpf spends all his time at Mar-a-Lago there's no fucking secret service at the white house anymore

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Clearest picture.

Some money went into this, wonder who is behind this.

>>136731009
It's in a public area.

>>136730967
lel
btfo in da house

we're btfo lads how will we ever recover

>Chicken Trump still looks like a badass
Topkek

>>136730802
Is this really supposed to be insulting?

>>136731219
>>136731226
A FUCKING CHICKEN

>>136730802
All this does is make me cringe that there are adults out there who find this either funny or insulting.

Secret Service where are you?

this would not have happened under any other president

who put this up? north korean proxies?

>>136731073
I remember those first appearing in China

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>>136730802
>chicken trump
>skyrim chickens can put you into jail
>zelda chickens can kill you easily

i see this as a compliment

Someone should pop it.

Any DCbros here?

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>>136730802
wew drumpf completely btfo he can't recover after this lmao

>>136731580
you can get these on Amazon

>>136731621
KILL IT?

>>136730967
look closely, you can see CNN in front filming it. probably talking about how btfo GRUMP is

>>136731613
Good point

TURNED MYSELF INTO A CHICKEN GUYS

I'M CHICKEN TRUMP

WUBALUBADUBDUB

By the way, is Trump even at the White House now?

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>not a real giant chicken

>>136731795
Yeah but they're made in China, sales boosted after they appeared publicly there
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/in-the-year-of-the-rooster-china-s-leadership-sizes-up-trump-1.3941265

>begging Trump to invade North Korea
>calling him a chicken if he wont nuke
the "anti-war" left, everyone

>>136731996
Archived that https://archive.is/Sp748

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>>136731996

>>136731887
statistically speaking he's probably on a working vacation

>>136730802
Wow trump has been so ferociously and eternally BTFO by this that the shock wave it produced reverberated throughout the entire world a multitude of times, dark times lads

If it was really Trump the wings would be smaller

>>136731979
Holy fucking shit that was so fucking cute

>>136730967
>>136731073
I bet Trump likes that. I know him, we went to school together. He likes the Trump chicken. In fact, he just talk to be about starting a fast food franchise using it as the logo. He invited me to be his business partner and we just opened our first franchise and now we have 500 locations and growing by the minute and use a large portion ofthe profits to cure mental diseases and disfuntions and now there are no more faggots in the world.

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>>136730802
So...it's all true...

>>136732039
good bot

>>136732231
>I know him, we went to school together.
After reading that word salad of a post I don't doubt this.

>>136732086
yes, he is tweeting

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>>136732047
The eternal chink strikes again.

>>136732039
>Auto
you running a little late robot

>>136730802
is this the FIRE AND FURY LIKE WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?

>>136732231
His brand is just growing bigger and bigger...that's what he's the best at

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I thought that was in NK because of the blurryness damn it it would have been way more entertaining.

>>136730802
KLKTRNFDPT ETERNALLY BEE TEE EFF OH

>>136731613
>>skyrim chickens can put you into jail

lol

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It'll be interesting to see who finds the funny and who doesn't.

>>136730802
surely this is the end of Blawounffph?

>>136730802
too bad it's a compliment

>>136731996
>>136732047
Gotta give it up to those chinks, they know how to capitalize on trends of morons like no one else

>>136732611
try hit one in front of a guard to see what happens

Nice Tendies

>>136731979
That shit was too much

>>136730802
>>136730967
>>136731073
>>136731580
>>136731795
>>136731996
>>136732047
Liberals and Chinese sure love cock.

>>136731219
>>136731226
>>136731310
The next thing to co-op

>>136731073
> Are you too chicken to start WW3 trump?

>>136732029
It's the Chinese doing it. They want us to take out Kim.

>>136731577
WH is under construction, don't know where SS would be.

how would this be insulting? i would be happy if i was made into a cute angry looking chicken

>How will DRUMPF ever recover?!?!

Start a nuclear war with North Korea?

What is Trump chicken about? Not nuking Pyongyang right now?

>>136730802
>some rich kikes blew a ton of their money in order to set this up for a day and get laughed at by everyone older than five
Another victory for the Right.

>>136731613
>chickens in real life have their beaks broken and live crapping all over each other until they are systematically slaughtered and ground into McNuggets
You are no better than libtards who equate everything to Harry Potter

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If Trump is a White chicken, was Obonobo a nigger duck?

>>136733927'

>blew a ton of their money

Do you seriously think this was like a multi-million dollar operation?

>>136731979
Awwww

>>136733927
> $2000
>a ton of money
How does it feel being so fucking poor?

>>136734366
Post your source. Until proven otherwise, I'm going to assume that these leftists massively overspent on this project just like they did with the election.

Why do I feel like Trump just wholeheartedly laughed at it

>>136734672
This no doubt. Probably had some chicken for lunch to get a maximum self chuckle out of it

Best use of money since spending 70,000,000$ on David Letterman commercials about Trump having intimate knowledge of what laws need to change to make his textiles domesticly and turn a profit.

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>>136731979
her smile and optimism, restored

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>>136730802
>Trump meeting with military to try and handle the fact that a nation got access to ICBM and for the first time in history might not be deterred by MAD.
>Literally hundreds of millions of lives at risk with cities like Seoul and Tokyo and the potential for a third world war depending on how far China will go.
>Liberals, "CHICKEN TRUMP!!!!!!!!!"
Please nuke the west coast.

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>>136731979
I want a daughter

>>136731979
>tfw you meet your new best friend for life

>>136731979
nigger y u post dis

>>136731979
How the fuck can people not want to have kids. This is what heaven looks like, that's pure happiness and grace incarnate.

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>>136731979
>ywn have a daughter to care for and raise right
sometimes i envy the normie

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>>136732313
>The Kennebec Journal
>Paper I read growing up

>>136731979
too cute for pol

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>>136731979
haha fucking normies

haha

fuck

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>>136731979
> tfw she will turn into another roastie slut in your lifetime and that dog will die

What is this Back to the Future?

You think calling Trump a chicken is gonna make him nuke Korea?

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>>136731073

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>>136731979

Lol, people think that the Trump rooster is an insult, not realizing that this is the year of the rooster according to the Chinese calendar and the statue/inflatable is actually a good luck charm.

Uncultured fucks.

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>>136735933
Now I feel a lot better, thanks

>>136734515
Scroll up, faggot.
>>136731996

>>136730802
RIP Blimpf

Lol blumpf got owned

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>>136730802
How about this?

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>>136737780
And the smokescreen

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HAHA I BET THIS WILL BE WHAT IMPEACHES HIM RIGHT GUYS HAHA

>>136735438
They might be looking for a copy editor.

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>>136731073
I wonder who.....

>>136730802
It's the year of the rooster on the chinese calendar

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>>136738378
IT IS THE YEAR OF THE GOLDEN COCK!

>>136737780
"Federal agents are said to have[...]"

Report back to me when you got some facts mate. I've had enough of MSM's anonymous sources and "so and so not named for obvious reasons said x," bullshit.
It's blatant propaganda if you can't state your sources. They can literally have the anonymous non-person say anything they like

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>>136738669
MSNBC had an expert on that said that Trump is finished and the recall will have Hillary replace him after the Russian hacking is exposed. #stillwithher

Who am I going to believe? A major news outlet and their expert or some anonymous Trumptard on a Mongolian barbecue web ring?

>>136731979
Thanks asshole, now I have to go to /gif/ and detox my feefees with some rekt threads

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>>136733976
We do it ironically, they take it seriously, big difference.

>>136738669
Did Paul Manafort deny there deny there was a raid? No? Then STFU idiot. Anonymous sources is how we learn the truth of the matter.

>>136738896
ok find me on twitter, "Refutal" I will bet you $10,000 that HRC does not replace Trump in this presidential term (until 2020 elections)
Let me know when you want to stop being a faggot and put your money where your shill mouth is.

>>136735933
No she won't. RAHOWA will break out by the time she's old enough to be a slut. She's going to wait at home and be cute, and then her Aryan husband will return when Cascadia declares victory over North America, and they'll have 5 kids and a golden retriever that will come with them to church. Their honeymoon will be spent in London, Berlin, Paris, and Stockholm and it will all be beautiful and clean.

>Its "Year of the rooster" in chinese calender
literally Year of Trump

>>136737973
>>136737780
the was also the congress revoking the subpoenas on Manafort that day and asking after for a investigation into the DNC,campaign unmaskings and Fusion GPS

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>>136735933
>>136737069

>>136731577

Its not on white house property you imbecile.

>>136730802
amazing how much effort it takes to be fucking worthless traitors and communist fags with satanist agendas.

>>136731669
>#Davos2016
What does the Onion Knight have to do with Soros?
He's sure been jumping camps since Stannis bit it

>>136731073
Looks pretty badass. 9/10. Would not get offended.

>>136731887
nah hes at his club in bedminster, Nj about 45 mins from me
and on a separate note:
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

SHLUMPFT BTFO

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>>136730802

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>>136731979

>>136739459
>The Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday rescinded subpoenas for two key witnesses in the Russia imbroglio, including President Trump's former campaign chairman, as part of agreements in which they'd agree to talk with the committee behind closed doors. ... Senate Judiciary Committee ...

So he still has to appear before them and the Grand Jury investigation was convened 6 days ago so after that. The FBI are looking for evidence so he can be caught if he lies

>>136732321
>>136732416
its a real dude
and dont compliment him btw, last time i said something like "based norbot" and he told me to stop sucking his dick.
So just quietly appreciate his valuable services

crowdsourced obama money when

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>>136730802
I WILL CHOKE THIS CHICKEN

>>136730802
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>>136731073
This joke's on fire, it's almost...Hue...Nuclear.

>>136732313
Every furfag going into every oven

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>>136731979

Do people here ever get tired of larping for Trump?

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>>136743771
chickens are good people

>>136744122
And we do terrible things to them on an industrial scale. We are not good people. But we could be.

>>136731073
Supposed to be offensive, but its kinda cute and tough looking. Wouldn't be mad at all.

hhahahahaha retards trump isnt even at the white house

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>>136731073

>>136730802
What would they do if he moved it to the front lawn?

>implying this doesn't bother him

>>136730802
SCHPLUMPFTH BTFO FOREVER

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>>136745347
implying it dose

Chickens are badass.
They kill snakes and rats, and eat them.

I need a picture of Chicken Trump standing triumphant over a snake labeled "North Korea", eating it, with dozens of "Isis" rats dead behind it.

>>136738094
Billary is literally crapping her pants right now.

>>136744122
Cattle swin and chickens are all very smart animals and make great pets, they are in the end domesticated and capable of socializing with people.

Don't waste food.

>>136745655
ZYKLON BEN WHERE U AT

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>fill balloon with hydrogen gas
>get it as close as possible to trump's office
>no one will react because it's just a fucking balloon
>detonate it from a distance with a rifle

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Could be worse

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>>136732415
Have another

Also I like the chicken. We should adopt it as a /pol/ mascot, and have it cluck "fake news" every time some faggot says "muh russia!".

>>136746106

Hydrogen would just burn, Acetylene gas though would give you the effect your looking for.

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>>136730802
Spicy! How will Trump ever recover from this attention??!

>>136733008
I agree.

Now I need one.

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>>136733532
Operation Super Coop

>>136732432
>FIRE AND FURY
So what is this Frankly Power he was on about?

>>136731073
https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-trump-balloon-chicago-tax-day-march-met-20170313-story,amp.html
The who

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>>136739227

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>>136731073
take a guess at who's behind it

This is only a distraction,
MSM don't want to speak about my achievements
just look at the market, it's ALL TIME HIGH!

SAGE THIS THREAD

>>136735933
>disbelief in humanity: restored
thanks based Leaf Schlomo!

>>136730802
I know if I strolled out of the White House and saw a giant effigy of myself that someone wasted so much time and money on, I would laugh and make it a point to post a picture of myself with it on Twitter.

>>136731073
Bottom left corner text tells me all I need to know. Every. Single. Time.

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>>136731979

Fucking normies

Who would want to make...

THIS... perfect, pure thing...

With some... cheating.. roastie.

FUCK YOU /POL/ I JUST WANT TO BE SOMEONES HERO, SOMEONE'S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR THAT THEY LOOK UP TO ME TO PROTECT AND PROVIDE FOR THEM.

THATS ALL I EVER WANTED AND YOU RUINED IT ALL FOR JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR IT TO HURT WHEN IT ALL CAME FLOODING BACK.

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>>136744692