Ancestry blood tests

>>136713276
lol nigger

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>>136713276
I'm guessing you weren't surprised by your results?

>>136713620
I thought there would be more Spanish or French. Our family is dark with green/brown eyes.

>>136713456
being called a nigger flippantly online used to make me worry there was some North African or something in my blood. Getting these results makes me really happy.

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>>136713276

>>136714871
All those fucking pollutants in your blood lmao I love being able to shit on you now.

you actually have fucking nigger GREECE in your blood ahahahaha

>>136714871
At least I'm not 1/3rd Irish, euronigger.

>>136715584
for>>136715489

>>136715584
literally honestly rather that than greek and jewish.

>>136715668
Theyre <1%

Theyre basically nonexistant.

>>136715775
keep telling yourself that.

link?

Why do people even bother with these threads? They got to shit immediately every single time, without fail.

>>136715986
You thick cunt, it's not an online multiple choice. you send your saliva off and they test it.

>>136713276
>please CIA and NSA have my DNA
why are millennials so stupid, /pol/?

>>136713276
I've seen a lot of these threads. Is a marketing firm targeting /pol/?

>>136716248
No nigger marketing firm would use the word nigger this many times nigger

>>136716415
wow I'm convinced, yes jews tell me my ancestry $$$$$$

how lower class can you be to not be able to trace your ancestry back over the last 500 years?

>>136716499
ancestry dna is mormons

23and me are jews


just to clarify

>>136716248
"cmon goyim send us your dna"
>>136716122
No shit I wanna see the website for said service

>>136716554
I don't want mormons baptizing my ancestors either

>>136713276
Iberian... I think the morons are trying to find the lost people of Atlantis

>>136715986
kek. fucking americans

>>136713276
What service did you use?

>>136716571
>>136717342


I used Ancestry

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I hope all of you using these tests don't end up regretting it in a couple decades, I really don't

>>136718278
I somewhat regret testing with 23andme.
They're the most dodgy company of the lot IMO.

Nobody use 23andme.

>>136718278
My family has awful mental health. Good luck to
em I say.

>>136716499
We can. This does thousands of years.

>>136718436
why

>>136719720
It's not only a Jewish operation, but it has ties to google and is quite openly datamining for cohort health studies.
They continuously foist healthcare questionnaires on their customers, although these are optional, and there are various declarations of consent you can either agree or disagree to.

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You guys know they use your dna to make clones of you and send them to work on the Mars slave colony right? I don't want that shit weighing in my mind.

>>136720370
I'm too happy with my results to care

>>136720370
do you think they castrate the slaves, or do my slave clones have a chance of having a family of white mars babies?

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Nigerian prince reporting in!

My mum wants me to do this, she bought one for herself and one for me, since my dad died a couple of years ago. Apparently his dad was convinced he was Jewish to some degree, which I can believe, he did sorta look Jewish, and we can find out for sure with this test.

I had a tough time explaining to her that I'm not exactly comfortable with handing over my genetic code to a corporation

>>136721277
who with though?

>>136721421
Ancestry

>>136720853
kek nice

>>136721519
well at least they're not jews. depends how okay you are with being posthumously baptised by the mormons.

>>136716499
>over the last 500 years

There is no way to unequivocally prove your ancestry more than a few generations back. Eventually you have to start accepting the unverifiable claims of others (such as older family tree, family bibles, etc.) as fact.

If you can trace your family history back 500 years, the reality is that anything beyond 150 years or so is little more than faith.

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>MOORED

>>136722144
Fucking mudblood!

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>>136722228
yea

Those are pretty vague genetic traits. Irish and Great British? What the fuck does that mean?

IGenea do a test that goes into tribal genetic ancestry. Sorry OP but I dont think your test means much apart from, yes you are Western European.

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I was a bit surprised by mine. Most of this makes sense based upon my known ancestry, but I have no known Scandinavian ancestors. I presume it's Viking rapebaby DNA, but who knows?

>>136713276
Small island, tiny gene pool

>>136722821
>What the fuck does that mean?

These tests really do little more than compare your markers to the prevalence of the same markers in (rather small) modern population segments in the named regions.

In other words, all that means is that those markers are most common in a small population sample of people currently living in those ares who can trace their ancestry to the same place for the past 4 generations.

All such tests are really more accurate at the continental level (European vs. African vs. Asian vs American Indian) than they are are trying to identify you with smaller tribal origins within those geographic areas.

>>136721277
Like, what could a corporation theoretically do with some of your spit, and if they for example ever wanted to create some virus/bacteria that will kill you and only you wouldn't they be able to get a hold of your dna in some other way, if they really wanted to?

>>136722821
>IGenea do a test that goes into tribal genetic ancestry.
bloody unlikely m8.
It's all based on genetic affinity and probabilities, the more definition you go into, the less confidence and certainty those results are going to have.

>>136722883
Oh yeah, most definitely. Sorry anon

>>136722821
Okay I've looked at their site, and they don't offer any more definition. They're basically slapping anachronistic labels onto pretty much exactly the same results as you'd get from ftDNA for a fraction of the price.
They're a bullshit company, overpriced, you're being conned if you get from them.

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>>136722395
>>136722228
>>136722144

>>136723589
My issue isn't with anything Ancestry could do with it other than sell it on, which plenty of corporations freely do with your information, like, how do you think telemarketers or junk mailers or spam mailers get your info? It was sold to them and if you go back through how ever many transactions led to it being in their possession, you'll find that it all started with you willingly giving that info to a particular business. Do you really think Ancestry as a company will exist indefinitely and keep that data secure indefinitely?

I don't have any specific idea of what might be done with that information, I just feel like willingly allowing that possibility to exist in the first place is throwing caution to the wind.

>>136724071
Lmao I came here to post that

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Am I safe?

>>136725128
no way mate all that greek/italian you might as well be a nigger