>be Italian American
>America is shit skinned but w/e it's a huge country so you can just balkanize/gate your communities
>suddenly Italy flooded by like 1 million muslims
>wtf get rid of them
>jews/EU yell at italians not to
>italians do literally nothing
>literally another million washes up on shore
>country is half bankrupt, young people can't get jobs
>import literally another million
like wtf are you guys doing america doesn't even have a culture so who cares but Italy?? are you just bored of civilization after 3000 years?
>>136712794
Don't worry, spaghetti-american, they're going to leave your ancestral country and venture to north, where social security checks are plentiful, rape isn't a crime and lefties will kiss their feet.
>>136712794
My dad's an unemployed boomer liberal IRL so I've long since accepted that my predecessors are weak idiots who can't see the future.
>>136712794
>Implying Italy doesn't just send them to Northern Europe
>>136712794
>Americans think they are European because they had one italian ancestor 200 years ago.
These are the same people complaining about immigration and LARPing as whites on a mongolian gardening forun. Really activates your almonds.