If you've ever grown your own marijuana, you'd know that if during the plants bed time (aka complete darkness) any soft or subtle light penetrates the plant's darkness space of rest and progress, there's a huge chance that your plant will turn out to be a HERMAPHRODITE which means that not only will your plant not have thick, joocy and long dank buds but it'll also be gay as fuck and won't produce any kush. Just like how you are unable to produce a solid thick benis due to years of being exposed to gay nightlights because you're a sissy little beta chode.
Moral of the story;
If you sleep with a night light in your room, there's a 1000% chance you'll develop into a hermaphrodite aka faggot cuckold. Your benis needs darkness to bloom and your brain needs darkness for masculinity. Failing to do so will result in disaster.
tldr; sleep in darkness or you gay
don't sleep in a bed, sleep on the floor
don't use a pillow
i agree
Darkness is invaluable to penis development
>>136706051
You're comparing plants to penises.
Mistake #1.
A penis, or as it's called in Latin, le peen, is a muscle with over 60 billion millipedes of dioxeribocarbons, and half as much xenomorphcarbons.
You telling me a penis will turn gay in the light?
Wroooooooooooooooooong.
Jesus is the Light!
Jesus is Lucifer.
The Morningstar.
Ergo... Lucifer is the Penis of the Night.
Goodnight, everyone.
Many roads to take before I sleep.
Before I sleep.
>>136706051
>LARP as weed grower
>Don't know that female plants are the only ones that produce THC in any useful amount