10 MINUTES INTO THE WAR...
>EVERYONE ON DMZ ARE STEAMROLLED
>NORK SPECIAL FORCES SLEEPER CELLS IN SK ARE ACTIVATED
>THEY ARE DRESSED AS ROK ARMY
>CAUSE MASS CASAULITIES
>NK FIRING ON SEOUL
>100,000s OF NK TROOPS ENTERING SK BY HIDDEN TUNNELS
>1,000s OF DEATHS OCCUR WITHIN MINUTES
WHAT DO?????
WHAT DO????
crack open a cold brewski with the boys
>>136699328
miller lite?
>what do
Game over Kim
>>136699645
Naw, is that supposed to be 'bring your kid to work day'?
watch it live online while dabbing
>>136700251
dabbing to what music bro
Browse pol and check the reaction
>>136699328
>bois
Ftfy
>>136699242
Shitpost on /pol/, ask if anyone has a livestream, pick up a case of beer.
>>136699242
NK will commit all infantry to take seoul.
screenshot thissss
>be me
>US Armyfag
>Already at company building
>Just waiting for orders to drop
>>136699242
Rev up them /nkg/ threads
>>136699242
Why would I care if a couple thousand SK gooks get popped?
>>136699242
>WHAT DO????
Nuke.
>>136700828
All non-Jap north Asians are chinks.*
Lay of the idiot pill.
>>136700454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
This.
>>136699242
stay comfy
desu, it's just Drumpf trying to distract attention away from the grand assfucking based Mueller is about to drop on him
Just a reminder that most of electronic prizes will go off the roof so get your shit now before the war.
>>136701603
I'd dab to this too. What is the official Nork Korea war music?
Tfw our phones were just given back for 5 minutes to say probable farewell to friends/family.
Its finally habbening, if i dont shitpost in 15 minutes then F me.
t. U.S. marine heading to initial battle in Norkor in 10 minutes
>>136699242
Laugh as the U.S. runs out of korea with their arses handed to them again
>>136702502
again? we're still there you fucking idiot
>>136702578
>still there
>still fucking there
Yes and that implies you couldn't beat them in the first place you useless fucking mongrel
Scour the internet for streams and start a crash course in gook speak.
>>136699328
What's the most American beer by the way? Pabst blue ribbon? Budweiser? Curious to hear answers from yanks because I like US beer and I want to try the best one
>NK means america worry about guam
>leaves japan undefended
>japan gets nuked first
its literally under their nose
over 50% of NK's missile tests have been aimed towards Hokkaido. NK is training their military in how to aim at japan.
Guam is a false flag.......meh
>>136701796
https://youtu.be/Ha_NOMocE-w
>>136703078
Coors mother fuckin original.
>>136700736
I want that hat so badly.
>>136702917
>Fighting a land war in Asia against China
You first my potato growing compadre
>>136703078
Corona desu