ITT: Ask an American in Japan anything

whats ur favorite color

>>136691634
I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>136691634
do the asian women really love white guys like they say?

>>136691634
are you ugly like every other expat

are you military

what caused the permian extinction?

>>136691634
What are anime girls and samurai like there?

>>136691634
Are you one of those silly people who live in Japan because they hate Trump for his immigration policy yet don't realize his policy would be considered open door policy compared to Japanese policy?

>>136691634
Which Girls would you und Panzer?

There are like a billion of you in every Japanese city. What makes you think you are special?

>>136691634
If you're a right wing white male we could hang out. Been living here for 2 years and it's getting hard.

>>136691634
How's it fucking a pixelated pussy?

>>136691909
She was just being polite you aspie. If you were american I would let it slide because you could be reviewbrah in which keep doing you big guy. To answer your question I eat in my car more than go inside because it's a lot more convenient.

>>136692258
/thread

>>136691909
its the social issue of our time. good for you not playing by some soviet-esque systems of ettiqute. in america, land of the free(home of the brave), a man shouldnt have to fear the gaze of others while he constitutionaly eats his patriotburger. you should of shot the bitch imo. you should of unholstered your ak-15 and fired a couple warning shots through the take out window. you know who i blame? SOCIALISM! if it wasnt for those atheist commie mexicans in russia we would never have to deal with this shit

>>136692429
answer my question, nigger. what cause the permian extinction?

>>136691634
Poo in loo jew known as 'backpigeonspeaks'?

>>136691747
Black
>>136691909
Shut up
>>136692002
Japanese girls love white dudes. I see then walking around withe their mixed kids all the time.
>>136692044
No

>>136692089
Animated
>>136692138
Tourist
>>136692172
Nope. I'm just a tourist.

>>136691634
What's your favorite brand of toothpaste?

>>136691909
top pasta, friend

What's the real estate costs around you? Is it expensive to live there? I'm thinking of buying a home in Sapporo cash and was wondering if it's worth it.

>>136692564
>>136692654
what caused the permian extinction? was it the jews? ANSWER ME. SOMBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

>>136692322
Shit dude where are you? I'm by the most line station in Shinjuku
>>136692338
Anime pussy is best pussy

>>136692674
Crest kids. Best in America

>>136692709
Its crazy expensive to live in tokyo. You're better off finding a place in the surrounding area where it's a little more rural

>>136692747
>Permian

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar caused the Permian Extinction.

>>136692747
I did

Last question, is Asian vaginas sideways?

>>136692763
Fingers lightly tapping on the palm. All on the same hand

>>136692964
They also have teeth and Ph1 acid juices

>>136692784
I live in Osaka. tokio was too much for me XD

>>136693894
>XD

Hi, Reddit.

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>>136694478
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>136691634
Into traps?

>>136691634
What does yellow pussy feel like, friend?

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>>136691634
Who is your waifu?

Where are you in Japan? And why are you there?

why the fuck should we ask you anything
why are you interesting
fucking kill yourself you fat fucking burger cunt

>>136692138
Why is this guy eating his little brother?

>>136692172
What's so different about Japan's policy? It seems to just require JLPT N1 plus a Bachelor's degree.

Anime of the season so far?

Do nip women laugh more or less at your fedora than yank women?

>>136691634
haha. so you idiots actually fall for that le japan XD meme. fuck me you idiots are gullible. that place and people are seriously stuck in last decade.

enjoy the stale cake "over 30s" women tho. cuz thats all a weeb like you will get.
i love when you fags experience the reality when everything you heard online is outdated info

>>136691634
When are you coming home white pig?

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have you met your adorable 2D waifu yet?

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>>136695951
Aho Girl

>>136692322
>If you're a right wing white male we could hang out.
How can you be a right wing "male" living in Japan? Race mixing is degenerate and only losers mix with gooks

>>136696860
>stuck in last decade.
More like in the early 90s.

Japan's economy took a nosedive around '91 or '92 and all social or political progress basically came to a screeching halt after that point. The time for westerners to move there and become respected members of Japanese society was in the 80s, not that it matters, since most of the Americans moving there at the time were in the financial sector, and nearly everyone who gives a shit about Japan in the current year is a virgin weaboo who wouldn't even be valuable there anyway.

>>136691634
>a fucking white period-blood-stained bedsheet

Also, do the locals really hate americans and foreigners in general?

>>136691634
Do the japs girls crave BWC

>>136691634
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR AN AMERICAN TO MOVE TO JAPAN????

>>136691634
Are you one of those beta white guys who only date chinks ?

>>136691634
How many nip pussies have you colonized?

>>136691634
Japanese people are actually korean.

>>136699973
Cause you're poor

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>>136700689
>Cause you're poor

>$12,000 is too poor
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>i'll have $20,000 by May of next year
>still won't be enough

THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS (LITERALLY) KEEPING ME TRAPPED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY

>>136700811
All your problems will be gone once you are in anime land! It will be very kawaii desu ne senpai

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>>136698604
this

>>136701567
3 years

Have you ever been outside Tokyo?
Is the Japanese countryside as comfy as my animu?

>>136691634
Broski, might wanna come home for a few months until the dust settles on this Nork situation.

Did you buy any figures while you were in JP?

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>>136691634
Have you been to Kyoto yet or are you just another weeb tourist bumming around Akihabara?

>>136692429
it's a pasta m8

>>136691634

Can you nihongo or are you baka gaijin?

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>>136691634
how long until you go to Aokigahara?