I'm about to have a son. What's a /pol/ approved name?

Baldur

Since you are in Germany, Ahmed, or Muhammad

>>136686350
the name of your father or grandfather; the only way a name can have meaning

>>136686350
'Boy!'

>>136686350
Cuck

Dagobert

Adolf

>>136686350
Abdulrahman

>>136686350

Rhett

Chad

>>136686350
Jerry

Adolf

Ron Paul

>>136686350
Uhm I find it problematic that you have already gendered your son and haven't let him decide on his own.

>>136686350
Ancient Germanic name

>>136686350
Shlomo.

>>136686350
Name your child "Nigger"

>>136686350
Since youre from Germany,Mehmet sounds just right.

>>136686350
Poseidon

Adolf

>>136686350
Reinhard

Wulf or some shit I dont know. You're german you can get away with it. Make sure you grow him into a hardcore motherfucker though or he's just going to seem like an edgy faggot.

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>>136686713
>This

>>136686350
Name him John, or german equivalent of John. Because it's a masculine name.

german child

Adolf

>>136686350
Yuri

>>136686350
Jaeden

>>136686647
This. Pick a gender neutral name. Maybe Jesse or Lauren :^)

>>136686713
Altho thats a good one, best german name will always be Wolfgang

marx

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>>136686350
Give him a traditional name in accordance with your country's culture. Call him Mehmet.

>>136686350
Leon

Urbanus II, Destroyer of Muslims and Jews (no, that isn't an epithet. Make it part of the fucking name)

Ichabod

Maxxx Hardcore

What's your last name?

SIGMUND

>>136686350
Fag

borax

>>136686350
wolfgang

Shiggy

>>136686350
Nordbot

Ayyyy dolf lmao

>>136686756
This sounds the best so far. He should be born in like 30 min

>>136686350
Hans

>>136686350
daquan

>>136686350
Hans

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>>136686350
Gasdakykes Rayswarnow <Your Surname Here>

>>136686350
Detlev

Reinhart

Pure of heart

Wolfgang
Lars
Freddy
Alex
>>136687108
Noice!

>>136687056
>>136687066
Unironically I was thinking about this one. Or Leopold, or Florian

>>136686350
Karl-Heinz, genannt kalle.

>>136686988
This. Your son will come to learn of The Ring Cycle and his Teutonic lineage. Also he'll get to know Wagner's music.

>>136686350
Reinhard, or the name of your grandfather.

>>136687042
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/08/us/politics/climate-trump-scientists-supporters.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/09/what-is-the-us-militarys-presence-in-south-east-asia

>>136686350
Varg

Fritzl

Rolf or Rofl

beef supreme

>>136687055
>child is being delivered
>shitposting on 4chan

>>136686350
sambo nigwur tarbaby the 3rd of the newhaven brook tarbabies

Bigus Dickus

Kraut

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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>>136687201

>Adolf is a banned name in Germany

Tyrone Jr.

>>136687212
I'm just in the waiting room. It's boring.

Sigmund Reinhard <my last name>

>>136686350
name him after a relatively distant paternal ancestor whose name isn't already in use by another near relative, and which sounds nice or has nice history/connotations.

>>136687055
Post pics

>>136687288
What? You're not watching your own kid being born?

>>136686350
Genghis

>>136687288
>Sigmund Reinhard <my last name>
Based

They don't let you in the delivery room in Deutschland?

>>136686933
That movie was fucking shit,
made by pedos.

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>giving children names before their first hunt.

>>136687307
They are all too old sounding like Erwin or Arthur.

>>136686350
FRANK

>>136686350
I named my son Augustus.
Hope starts with tomarrow.

Name him 'Child'

>>136687371
C-Section. The head is too big. She's being prepped for the operation.

PINYA.BEST NAME

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>>136686350
Name him Chris.

>>136686350
Ian

>>136687466
Name him C Section.

Skippy

David

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>>136687466
>tfw to smart to touch vagina

>>136687536
kek

>>136686350
ragnar, oddvar, haldvar, ivar, bjornar, runar,

Klaus

>>136687449
Don't only blacks name their kids Greek and Roman names in the US?

Luke

I would say Ludwig or Wolfgang is the best choice. But Adolf is an option too.

Is Desmond too gay of a name? My wife likes that one.

>>136687760
You know that last one isn't legal.

>>136686350
Thorgard Blitzkrieger

>>136687764
yes, its gay. Name him Frank or Friedrich - Willhelm

>>136687798
Hm. Yeah. Go for Ludwig.

>>136687798
seriously?

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>>136687639
No, not at all. They come up with convoluted shit that "sounds" a certain way, a certain kind of 'exotic' way.

And believe me Hans, I am here for the long haul. My mother was born in your land, I am the offspring of yours. I think long and hard about the names of my children as I feel that they should have a name that might speak to their hoped character. I will not tell you my daughter's name though I think you might think it apt.

I will say that Augustus is not a common name: neither at birth nor in common searches.

It's time to act like we desire, that includes your children. It is time for strength once more.

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>>136687764
Nah brother

>>136686453
This or Abdullah

>>136687898
in4 rudditspazes!

Or. As a weird wildcard option, name him Sandro.

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>>136687377
>That movie was fucking shit

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Wilhelm

Luke, Mark, John, Peter etc.

Good Christian names.

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>>136686350
Wilhelm
Siegfried
Sigismund
Frederick

just pick any kaiser mof-friend

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>>136687798
>making a name illegal

Name him Tiberius.

Alexander

>>136687639
Also man, listening to my grandma cry about the war and all the horrid shit she endeared... man you aint shit. pain and truth has been fucking op'd out of you. you are shit and will end in a side note war against a global action. tale solace so much german blood of merit ended up here. your people will stay a few more pages in tomarrows history book

>>136686350
julius
julian
marcus

>>136686350
Torghun

>>136687288
Based name, anon. He will be the Son of /pol/. The one who was promised... /ourguy/

Long live King Sigmund.

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>>136687349

>>136686350
David

>>136688242
What the fuck is wrong with your other leg?

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call him bjork

>>136686350
Basil
wenceslaus

>>136688280
Anon, that's clearly his.... daughter's shoe.

>>136687288
>naming your kid after lotgh characters
Might as well go with Naruto lmfao.

>>136686350
Richard
Reinhard
Adolf
Ulrich

Anything but florian, that's just too gay.

>>136686350
Fritz

>>136688242
what's your daughter's name?

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>>136688280

Call him a REAL Germanic name. Wolf or something, as someone suggested.

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Malcolm

>>136688358
Indeed it is. As a father on /pol/ having one child is not enough. I need to have at least 3 more.
>>136687898
My daughter's name means Peaceful, and she is very calm.

>>136688248
>>136687993
>>136687710

no middle eastern names!

bernd

>>136686350
>>136688472

Here's a good site for names
https://www.behindthename.com/names/gender/masculine/usage/ancient-germanic

https://www.behindthename.com/names/gender/masculine/usage/germanic-mythology

https://www.behindthename.com/names/gender/masculine/usage/german

>>136688519
He should just name him Odin or Thor or Tyr or whatever

Shlomo

>>136688552
Sehr gut, Kamerad. Keep fucking

>>136688552
Godspeed, m8. Have as many children as possible. My wife and I are expecting our first one soon.

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>>136686350
Kim

>>136687288
>(((Sigmund)))

>>136686350
owen

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Athaulf, for obvious reasons.
It means, "father wolf," and is just about one of the most Germanic/Celtic names in existence.

Adolf

Gohan

>>136686350
Schlonginus

>>136688617
this

>>136686498
B A S E D

>>136688610
Congratulations. It's an amazing change, and for the better.

>>136687288
also you'll be able to call him Sigi affectionately

>>136686350
Bernniggus
Bernie for short

>>136687123
>Florian
Might as well start calling him your flower child now, kraut.

Name him after yourself so he always feels subtle pressure to have a son to make III.

Wojak or Pepe

>>136687489
what the hell I watched the whole thing

>>136688698
Thanks!

>>136686350
i want to be a dad to a little litter of white kids, but am afraid its too just too much work. do you enjoy being a dad? should i just take the plunge? is it the best thing ever, as they say?

>>136686350
Waldemar

>>136686350
Zeus

>>136688618
Thatd sound like Oven to the German tongue lol

>>136688734


Kek

>>136686350
Wodan

>>136686350
Name him after your father or grandfather, or the modern version of their names.

>>136688841
precisely

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>>136688841
exactly

Erik

>>136686350
Will you have the gall to call him after a mythological creature, OP?
For example, if grill: Medussa, if boy: Typhoon.

>>136686350
Bruce.

>>136688887
didn't get quints pls ignore

>>136688841
>>136688907
lol oops

>>136688812
It literally is the best thing ever. Our children are you. You get to shape who they become, in a sense making you better. There is nothing to fear. Take the plunge.

We still travel 3 times a year to other countries like the US and other EU counties. We still have plenty of money. It's a lot of fun, but not always. The hard work is worth it.

Hitler
Niggas can't do shit!

Avram, David, or saul

Niccolo

>>136686350

Name xir Magnus-Petunia.

>>136686350
Tyrone

Agamemnon

>>136686350
Don't be a pussy, name him Adolf.
Would probably be the only person in Germany with the name.

>>136686350
Comedy answer:
Looking at your flag then just go for Muhammed or Emre.
Seriously just go for an apostles name,
Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
All good.
Congrats unless you are a Turk.

>>136688812
People have been having kids for millennia. You're made for this, man. Don't be one of those people that thinks it's 'hard work'.

What else would you do with your life? Play games? Browse 4chan? Or do what you were made to do -- have children and contribute meaningfully to the future of your people and raise them as best you can.

Ishmael

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>>136686350
Adolf but you'll never do that.

Frederich

>>136689166
Varg is better name

>>136689176
Giving your child an anglo name is maximum Unterschicht though.

How about Donald?

>>136688482
i too played gta 4

>>136689248
this

>>136686350
Boomsheeka Davonte-Harifaque

>>136686350
Bartholomev

>>136689176
>give your son a Jewish name goy
fuck off kike

>>136689534
Gib examples of Georgian names.

>>136689413
I second this

>>136686350
Neboysha

>>136686350
What you guys think about "Aryan Fists of Fury" ... wouldn't that be a good name?

>>136686350
Pepe

>>136687288

> Not attending his son's birth

cuck indeed

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if you want to go for a germanic name, check the following site:

die-germanen.jimdo
germanische-namen/

best wishes to your family Hans. couldn´t post it as a link, 4chan thinks i am spamming

>>136689842
>https://die-germanen.jimdoPUNKTcom/germanische-namen/

>>136689794
Have you ever attended a birth? It would make you gay instantly, don't do it.
Who wants to watch how your wife shits herself, LOL.
Better have yourself a treat and eat a good steak and smoke a nice cigar.

>>136687466
your kid's name is lukas and i know where you live.

Link

Shiggy diggy Mcniggygums

Faggot, after his father.

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Hans

>>136689668
Why?
Most our names have Greek or Persian origins

here's some:
Giorgi(name of every second person here)
Levan
Zurab
Vakhtang
Levan
Shota
Zviad
Revaz
Tornike
Givi

>>136690245
>Shota

>>136688747
Agree

>>136686713
underrated

>>136690245
You guys have fucking strange names. What's wrong with having a good German name like Brunhilde or Kunibert.

Clalamity Bones

Melvin

>>136686350
Post photo with son after he is born OP, if we are helping with naming him might as well take alook at the young fellow

>>136687249
Second smartest guy in the world.

>>136687466
May your ancestors smile up on you.
>>136688552
>I need to have at least 3 more.
happy to hear that

>>136687898
Hope you're ready when xe tells you, "My name is August, daddy, I'm beginning hormone treatment and you can't stop me.""

>>136690293
fucking gooks ruined our name.
our greatest poet has that name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shota_Rustaveli

>>136686350
Pick a name out of your ancestors.
Don't name him anything that's considered "New".
Examples:
Justin, Blake, Blaze, Chad, etc. etc.
I don't know what the German equivalents would be. But for me, another good naming convention would be to pick a name that would sound good on a English king.
James, Robert, Richard, William.

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>>136686859
>tfw will never be born with a cool name like Wolfgang or Jager
>tfw my decendents will all have boring names like Anderson or Smith

>>136686350
Abd Al-Wahab ibn Anon Al-Jirmanee

>>136686555
I like this one.

>>136686350
Christian
Frederick

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>>136686350
Geert

>>136686350
Gottfried

jesus

>>136687764
Desmond sounds like an American niggers name
Name him something traditionally german

>>136686406
This, except you have to spell it BalduR

>>136686350
Courage-wolf.

>>136686350
Malte Sören

>>136686350
Adolf

>>136686350
I like the combination of Robert Edward

Albrecht
Carl
Fritz
Friedrich
Fug
Gustav
Otto

>>136687798
Adam.

Tyron Jamal V

>>136686350
Muhamad so he ll integrate easier in ger soc

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Manfred

>>136686350
Jan. The only good german name

>>136686350

Friedrich Wulf

>>136686350
Odin
Thor
anything Germanic and not tainted by Christianity

>>136686350
Judenschwein

>>136693521
Schweinsjude

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>>136686350
Eva or Adolf

>>136686350
Sigvard, Ludvig/Ludwig,

>>136686453
Who is talking?
Pablo, Jamal or Ming?

>>136686350
Here's some inspiration:

Heinrich Himmler
Hermann Göring
Martin Bormann
Joseph Goebbels
Wilhelm Keitel
Erich Raeder
Karl Donitz
Albert Speer
Joachim von Ribbentrop

Have all the history books been burned by now?

Adolf Hitler

Siegmeyer

Hunter

>>136686350
Call him Hassan

>>136693632
your grandmother was raped during nazi occupation of the Netherlands? Are u a rapebaby?

Varg

>>136686350
Kristian

>>136686350
Varg

>>136686350
Jacob

>>136686350
Quindarious Gooch.

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>>136693934
No she wasen't.

Why is your country poorer than Greece? Are you guys even trying over there?

>>136686350

Friedrich, Herman (whatever your German equivalent is), Alaric, Erwin

Just a name of a German hero

>>136693740
>>136694052
>>136694114

It would have to be Sigward and Warg. In German, it would become Sigfard and Farg otherwise.

>>136686350

Also Heinrich, Karl

>>136686350

Voldemort Putin Nigger Death Punch

>>136686350
mary
this is the future you chose
>or call hm sue

>>136694593 https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4

>>136686406
It's spelled Baldr.

>>136686350
REINHARD

>>136686350
Tyrone Lamarcus Washington

Sigurd

>>136686350
vladimir blyat

>>136688554

Based Yankee

Shaniqua Obamanisha

>>136686350
Heinrich

>>136686453
>>136686453
We agreed on Abdul.

Come on Kevin don't be a racist.

>>136691335
Kek

>>136686350
Dude you got to name him Adam or Paul

>>136691335
how do you say jimmy ruslte in farsi

>>136690245
>Giorgi(name of every second person here)

Thanks God there is country where my name is not rare or slowly going extint.

>>136687357
This, patrician fathers deliver their own childen preferably in there own home. At least your in germany so the jews proba ly wo t take his foreskin, as for names Tancred, Clovis, or Charles

goldberg

>>136686350

Henrik, it is the epitome of masculinity.

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>>136692972
>Fug

>>136686350
Just call him Eren Jäger even though your last name is not Jäger.

National socialist kike
Short for naziki.

>>136687055
>your child is being born
>what should be the most beatiful moment of your life
>spends that moment shitposting on /pol/

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>>136694760
kys

>>136687764
Th irish sounding

>>136686350

Big Mclargehuge
Rip Steakface
Slab Squatthrust
Hunk Speedchunk
Bob Johnson

Leopold

>>136686350
Gunther or Gustav
Sigurd or Siegfried

>>136687536
underrated

Name him flodA!

Bastian is also neat.

>>136686350
Adolf Mohammed Israel

>>136695332
I remember the show called (((Wissen Macht Ah!))) and I took the name from one of the actors.

Morning lads, Brit on holiday in Sweden right now. GF is expecting first boy soon, does Leonard sound like a based name? I really like it.

>>136686350
Penis Retard

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>>136689048
You sir are dropping red pills. I strongly recommend the book "Three to get married" by abp Fulton Sheen.

>>136695204
don't speak Farsi, sorry
couldn't tell you in Arabic either

>>136686350
Shlomo.

>>136695350
or just Jägermeister

>>136695692
>14:12
>morning

anything other than Reginald is a waste.

>>136695796
well youre a shit cunt then arent you

>>136686350
Hermann, Wilhelm ?

>>136686350
Ultra magnus

>>136695204
Jammah Al Rustly

>>136686350
Adolf

Rammstein

>>136695222
>country is named Georgia
What did you expect?

>>136695692
>Leonard
If you want a gay son then that's a great name.

You're British, and your gf too I assume? Then give him some good saxon name, but a bit modernized. You could also go for any of the cooler anglo names or a Celtic one.

William
Cormach
Colin
Wallace
Alastair
Conall
Duncan
Fergus
Finan

or Chad.

The list is long, but don't name him Leonard like a little bitch. Edward is a good name too, after the Longshanks. Or Richard after Lionheart.

>>136695976
Got me fucking good

Kampfwagen

>>136695978
>richard lionheart
>dicky ticker
yes, well.. you certainly put a lot of thought into this

>>136686350
Trajan

Stop

>>136696223
>dicky ticker
What do u mean by this?

Felix!

>>136686350
Faggini/Faggutio

>>136695304
All Henriks I know are not very masculine.

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>>136696644
suck shit OP. your son is officially a poofter

>>136695650
doesn´t matter, if you are a /pol/ack you simply can´t take up this name by law

>>136686406

I know it as Balder.

>>136686350
What is your race? What do you look like? What does your wife look like?

>>136687055
Siegfried

>>136686350
Chaddeus

>>136686468
literaly how i was named
feels good senpai

>>136687288
Sigmund is a jews name, go for

SIEGFRIED REINHARD

>>136697525
Chaddeus Thorglied

>>136687536

First kek on pol in a long time LOL

>>136697562
Siegfried alone felt too common?

>>136688589
Hey not my sons names pls.

>>136697562
He should go with Reinhard Heinrich and wink super obviously at the civil servant when doing the paperwork.

>>136689176

You can basically call him goyim at that point. Or what name means "sucks the jewish cock"?