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>Working as a technician building copier machines
>new hire
>says he wants to build instead of unpack shit
>says he has 3k hours on minecraft
>he is not allowed to come back.

Nice guy tho.

>Work security in bumfuck nowhere Kansas out in the country
>Easy as fuck job, basically paid to read books and work on hobbies because the worst thing you'll run into is a skunk
>For some reason new hires often struggle with this much freedom while still making money
>One hire starts to find places off camera and breaking things
>This causes issues for the functions of the facility
>Spend weeks of increased patrols and paperwork trying to catch someone sabotaging the place
>Studying footage reveals these off camera trips by said officer
>In following them from afar discover their antics
>Report to client and corporate of security company
>Culprit employee cries transphobia and their vandalism was how they coped with rape and depression
>Leads to months of client reviews of our services
>Ended up dropping the contract and now I work at a bank (where I still don't have much to do, but I'm in a suit now)

Seriously though, that contract for the pay was fucking great. Worked security for over 10 years and have been in some dangerous and lethal situations, even been shot once, and I can't understand these ADHD kids ruining it for everyone.

>>136685674
Story about you being shot?

>>136685495
>>says he has 3k hours on minecraft

fucking casual

>>136685882
Homosexuals are worse than women in workplace

>Worked a temp job for a week
>Workplace was 100% female except for me
>Constant background noise all day all week everyone talking
>Couldn't use headphones because it would distract me from my work
>are you fucking serious.jpg.gif.exe
>During lunch I stayed in doing work because I finally had some quiet time
>Everyone got really bitchy at me because of it
>Including the woman who hired me
Bitch I'm working for free during lunch, how fucking retarded can you be
At least I work in IT now and everyone is male in my department
Wearing headphones here is actually encouraged because the depart head thinks some noise in the background can help you focus because it's so fucking quiet here

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>>136685495
>>says he has 3k hours on minecraft

dob geg

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>be diamond broker in one of Jew York's largest firms
>get a call for a couple diamonds
>guy asks to come into office
>5 foot tall slumped over turbokike wearing a kippah with glasses, a beard, male pattern baldness in his sixties
>horrible whiny Jew York voice
>complains about every single stone
>leaves after wasting my time
>I ask Israeli boss what happened
>"he was just complaining about everything. He's one of those who should've died in the Holocaust"

Smelled bad too.

>>136686077
>dubs
>ss in ID

Definitely should have died

You're a little bitch OP. What the fuck, that little girl would be fired in my company

You act like a bitch, you get treated like one

nothing in particular, just that women feel entitled into making you an errand boy, then complain about it when you rightfully tell them to piss off.

Thankfully I'm a balkanigger, so women are basically considered non-persons

>work in foundry
>only good paying job left in town
>half of the shift is in cooling station because molten metal is so hot
>union head gets dummy son job as foreman
>he's nearly killed people breaking safety rules

>he tries to rush an important job and didn't heat steel enough to form properly
>this needs to be fixed ASAP
>but we're out of the fancy coal that burns hot enough
>foreman says he's got this
>comes back 45 minutes later
>borrowed kerosene truck from friend at airport
>puts that on the air intake line in the furnace
>runs it until the tank is empty
>didn't melt the ingots at all
>we're still fucked
>but dummy foreman learned something important
>jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

>>136685165
You upgraded buddy.

>>136686235
Did you miss this part
>niece of head accountant
Nepotism is very strong

Also, has anyone noticed that women are VERY rapey in the work environment?
I've worked jobs where I was the only male present. Shit go uncomfortable at times.

>>136686693
Workplaces are just places to meet new dick for females.

>>136686546
3/10

>>136685165

Cool blog post broseph.


NOT.


You sound like an utter tool and act like a female.

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That sounds horrible, I'm really glad that I don't have to put up with that kind of shit.

>>136686892
you will have to when your parents die regardless

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>>136686493
>that moment when you answer mega cunt with a single 'No.' and the realization the she has no power over you hits her

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>be typist for police interviews with witnesses and victims of crime
>have eyes forcibly opened as to the Muslim rape gangs, Welsh paedophiles and Scouse gypo robbers of the world
>should in theory be sat typing at my desk with a solemn look on my face
>actually spend most of my time on my phone, shitposting
>occasionally when I'm doing work I'll shake my head and say "fucking paki bastards"
>no pakis work here
>one paki started but quit after one day because we mostly deal with paki rapes
>when I tell people what I do they say it must be interesting
>I say it depends if you find Pakistani rapes on white girls interesting
>people call me racist
>I ask them how many hundreds of hours of interviews they've watched
>tell people the worst stories ive heard but change all the white criminals to pakis when I tell the story
>mfw responsible for making normies hate pakis

>>136686925
Why's that, anon?

>>136686985
how do you intend on being a neet your entire life?
I understand if you're disabled or whatever

>>136686693
They are really touchy and make sexual comments all the time.
Dare to the same? Enjoy HR, sexual harassment and all the other shit that comes

>>136686975
you're doing God's work, officer

>>136687052
>how do you intend on being a neet your entire life?
I'm really amazed how this gets brought up every time as if people on this board have never heard of welfare.

>>136686584
Nepotism is a good thing. You should always look out for your family and close friends first. Jews understand this.

>>136686546
>>136686772
I liked it.

>>136687148
my cuntry is too poor for gibs :(

>>136687138
kek thanks lad, I'm not a copper though, just a minimum wage office bitch

Still, looks like old working class Joe over here gets to control some part of the narrative after all...

>>136685165
>Now work in my dads buisness working with granite and marble.
I know granite and marble, I think they once worked a hen party with me

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>>136686077
>"he was just complaining about everything. He's one of those who should've died in the Holocaust"
Damn, Israelis confirmed as savage!

>>136687284
That's unfortunate.

>>136687148
why do you assume that lasts forever?

>>136686584
I didn't miss it, I just laugh at your fucked up company. I work in one of the largest graphic design studios in London and there is no room for fuckups. The interns are not allowed to get in the way of the regular staff, they are told to leave if they do. I had the niece of one of the partners working with me and I sent her away when I needed to do some actual work

You should quit your dad's place and just get a job in a company which isn't a joke. That means when you get an interview you look the company up. Get used to recognising a shitty company filled with waste, they aren't hard to spot

>>136687335
Why do you assume that I want it lasting forever? There's a chance that it might, so why shouldn't I sit it out?

>>136687499
I'm just saying, you filthy nigger.

>Woman threatened to murder me in form the drive thru of the pharmacy I worked at
>Up to two hour wait as a call center representative at a credit union
Too many horror stories. I can't remember all of them. I'm so happy.
Don't work in customer service in high school or college or ever.
What's a quiet sinecure where you'll be unmolested by throngs of idiots? Any ideas?

>>136686693
record it, and present it to HR

>>136686546
>jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
Did not see it coming. 9/10 made me kek

>>136687678
Omit in* (L.1)

>>136686546
Nice

>>136687313
underrated

>>136687678
>Drive through Pharmacy
Truly freedom must be a great thing.

>>136685165
>working as pizza delivery driver
>black driver ahead of me takes my order along with his order
>tell him to give it back
>nope.jpg
>call him a cocksucker
>he gives back my order and waits outside for me
>starts getting crunk
>i just play it cool and keep taking my order
>he throws an opened knife into his car that he was holding behind his back

fucking niggers. i went in and told everyone at work that he pulled a knife on me after he tried to steal my order and he got fired

>>136687319
>using nigger terms
>muh based juif
kys mongol.

>be me 18 years old
>have a first job experience in a callcenter

The rest anyone who had to work those deadbeat jobs know how it unfolds. Quit this field after eight months and managed to get a spot on a federal university for a STEM degree.

>>136687431
>graphic design
>criticizes others
What a beta faggot.

>Working at a semi-small inflatable/jump house/amusements rental company in NY
>Middle of the 90s, good pay, sometimes cash, get regular checks when working for schools (Grad Nite Safe Space shit)
>One guy always working his ass off, smart dude, strong, college kid
>Like working with him, hate working with super-stoned crew
>He always bros up and shows up when needed, has lots of Red Cross shit, works summers as lifeguard, yet not a Chad
>Aging co-owners like to fuck with his money all the time
>Co-owners think because he is quiet and friendly with the clients that he must be stupid
>He's a straight-A dual-BA STEM/Poli Sci student
>He keeps a log of his underpayments, unpaid overtime, cash with no stub, etc.
>He graduates, throws a party and invites everyone
>Owners come, one of the oldfucks gropes his solid 8/10 GF while drunk and when she slaps him, he punches her in the face
>He throws him out, calls the cops
>Other owner hears cops called, fire him at his own party
>Throws other owner out, cops show up, both pulled over, both DUI'd
>They fuck with his money again, we're bros, I tell him they talk shit all the time
>He always just smiles and nods.
>Labor board guy and a county deputy come to the site on the morning of the biggest job that kicks off grad season
>Massive fines, they till-tap the company for unpaid $17,000 to unnamed complaint
>Company shuttered until it's paid, so the owners give us a list of people to call and the keys, we run the events anyways
>Owners did not know about the complaint because the notices and calls went to their fake Montana corporation/mail-drop/voicemail 'office'.
>Bro received his money, provides list of every person he ever worked with and their overtime, cash payments, unpaid FICA/Withholdings and cheated hours
>Company bankrupt just as season ends from paying all the stolen wages via till tap/account freezes and liens
>Both owners at new company, hire me back. Both beaten severely on separate nights
>Visit bro, tell him

>>136687577
>you filthy nigger
I'm neither filthy nor a nigger, anon. Where's that rage coming from?

>Work in office as trading analyst
>Settlement and reconciliation team is next to ours, 90% women
>Always drama
>One girl who is very attractive goes on vacation
>While away here work "friends" send a newcomer email around the office (new starters have to do this, explaining degrees, work history etc general hello im happy to be here email)
>They send two
>One has a picture of her dad
>The other her boyfriend
>The bios are terrible, full of intentional spelling mistakes, playing up having no education, was unemployed etc just general insulting shit
>Girl comes back from vacation, reads these and starts going red in the face
>Her "friends" crowd around her laughing like actual witches
>Boss has a "holy shit i hope no one complains to HR" look on his face
>My boss actually complains to HR about this behavior
>Nothing happens
>Someone blabs it was my boss
>Within two months he starts getting complaints he has been staring and sexualizing the girls in that team and they are uncomfortable
>He quits, gets a job and then reaches out to me and 4 other people poaching us
>Hear nothing but bad things about that company from then on

>>136686975
What do you mean you change the white criminals to Pakis?

>>136688972
he substitutes the sickest perp's actual skin color and paints them brown.

>>136688279
>Cont.

>Bro smiles, nods, wonders if maybe karma might someday be even for them
>Weird shit all the time, equipment failures, sliced inflatables
>Trucks vandalized, numerous tire and windshield replacements
>Shit slows down, vandalism stops
>Owners consider new location
>Business burns down one night the day after the last job for maybe a month
>Only losses were office shit, warehouse of gear is another building
>Tell bro
>Bro gives me this shocked look, asks, "Do you think they are committing insurance fraud?"
>Someone calls fire marshal, owners under a fuckton of investigation
>Business closed. Hear owners are being audited now, too.
>See bro 3 years later in NYC at a cocktail party I am catering (my new business)
>He married his 8/10, who is now an elegant 9
>He works for DA as a computer forensics consultant, just passed 1st year law school test of some kind
>Makes more money on a case in a few hours than most make in a month, is humble and feels lucky
>Ask him if he remembers the days working for the inflatable company
>His wife cuts me off and says, "We don't talk about that. It's not a good topic for us."
>She walks off, he smiles and says, "Don't mind her, she's just worried about... the karma of it all."
>He gulps his whiskey down, winks and hands me his card
>It all comes together in my mind
>One week later, back in Albany, one of the owners is arrested on computer child porn charges
>Will never believe he is not involved in it.
>Very fucking glad we were friends.

>>136688279
Do you think it was the smart bro who beat them up?

>>136689063
Oh, so he sugar coats white criminals. We shouldn't have to do that just for wanting to preserve our traditions, race, and culture.

>>136685674
Trannies are why we can't have nice things.

>>136689099
holy shit lol the ending is BRAZY

>>136689099
Nevermind, read part two. I hope this is true because it emboldens me to hear stories of successful white men who don't take shit and do 'criminal' and exciting things to get justice. Thanks for this.

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>>136685165
You became bitch to an intern? This is the story?

>>136689472
I am not certain on that. They used to fuck over convicts in some program that paid them all costs for 90 days to hire them. Then, 90 days later, straight to the curb, sometimes getting parole violations for being 'fired'. Some of them threatened to kill over that.

Then again, when Smart Bro tossed them from his party, I mean he literally dragged them to the front door and threw them onto his lawn. When one got up and marched over like he was going to do something, he got knocked down in one punch. I remember, though we were pretty drunk, he said something like, "You just made it worse by making me punch you."

I also noticed he said, "Get your fucking car out of my driveway, you're trespassing." Five minutes later, cops appeared and took his complaint, and we all heard over the radio that they were both in custody for separate DUIs.

>>136690393
I almost want to ask if he's Jewish, because it feels like he had some serious connections, but if anyone was it was probably the owners.

>>136685495
Have another one, same job.

>A woman is hired (quotas)
>she's a vegetarian self proclaimed nihilist who >hates life
>big ass wooden earings
>like you could train dogs to jump through them
>first day on the job, says she can't lift things
>why??
>idk im not strong enough
>so we all have to do her routine work
>we work on a very tight logistical schedule
>13 machines a day or bust
>other people have to lift her 13 machines a day
>regularly skips responsibilities
>never overtime when we need it
>i eventually quit that fucking job jfc

We had other women at the place too but no one as fucking atrocious as her.

>>136690393
In regards to your last sentence, was it the fast response time that you noticed?

>>136689962
They really did think he was stupid. I am not sure he was directly the guy who did all of the crazier shit, though.

Thinking back on it, he seemed to get along with the convicts, never disrespected them or anybody else, shared jokes and shit, invited them to after work dinner or drinks (if they were allowed)... Some of them I KNOW got money for unpaid/underpaid/stolen wages. We had a kind of directory/phone tree for us to organize for jobs without going to the office if we needed people, and about 50 employees ended up getting between 1 and 20k each. I ended up getting 8k, but they fucked with me less.

So who knows? Maybe the convicts did it for him, because he lawyered their money for them or because he paid them.

>>136690843
Any other stories of justice?

>>136690557
>>136690557
He was some kind of northern Portuguese and Irish mix. He had a lot of cops and fishermen in his family back in New Bedford. His father was a fisherman, but he had an MBA and also ran part of the wharf for the Port Authority (he was at the party). His mother worked for the big dig project in Boston as some kind of inspector.

>>136690652
The neighborhood he lived in was always full of cops. Uni cops, locals and it was also on the edge of the unincorporated city, so county guys, too. Plus, there were all kinds of drunk traps all over looking to cash in on drunk college students. No surprise they got busted fast. They were both drinking his shit up like fish.

>>136690557
One owner was Jewish, the other guy was a Catholic-hating Dutch American fag who stuck Mason bumper stickers all over his fucking vehicles and gear.

>>136688104
>drawing pictures and arranging text for money aka the easiest and most fun job is beta
Don't be mad you can't have the perfect job, it's ok. I'm sure that Maths degree will pay off soon

>>136691432
I went to art school but stopped working in gfx because it isn't fun anymore.

>>136686077
wtf i love kikes now

>>136691765
Why is it not fun for you? I can understand if you think all work is app design and UI, but really there is so much work out there in branding. I've even spent all week doing screen printing textures for a theatre company to use on promotional materials

>>136686546
Nicely done leaf. Nicely done.

One, sure. Not as scary, but kind of lulzy.

>Be me, working as a bartender and site manager at a wedding for my own catering service
>Everythingisrunningsmoothly.jpg.mov.mkv.wait.wtf
>Was told by the groom, "If my dad gets tipsy, cut him off."
>Was told by the bride, "If my dad gets tipsy, cut him off."
>Dances begin
>Drinking intensifies
>Tell both fathers one hour later they need to take a break.
>See them arguing with each other over the costs.
>Scottish dad visiting for his daughter's wedding versus notoriously tightwad American banker
>Both approach the back bar, I give the 'no'
>One marches over, Scottish fuck with gnarly teeth and breath like Grendel
>Demands drinks. I shake my head, keep serving others
>He takes one from a bridesmaid, drinks it down and then grabs a beer from her date, throws it at me
>Duck it and glare
>Banker marches over and yells at him, they start arguing, Scotsman leaves to buy booze at a store
>Comes back, calls me some names every 5 minutes for an hour, leaves again for more
>Banker is also cut off, suddenly they have become friends, goes with him.
>Horrible tire screeching sounds outside, impacts and glass shattering
>Keep serving as bride looks out, runs out wailing in her accent, Groom, "Oh God, Oh God"
>Keep serving, bride is shaking, whimpering, face in her hands as she returns, BLOOD on her DRESS.
>Groom holds her, shellshocked, quiet manly tears slowly escaping his eyes.
>Both dead, hit by an RV driven by another old fuck who was also drunk.
>Ended up catering the formal celebration of life in the Hamptons for the banker

>>136692403
The bride and groom must feel pretty dumb, if they'd just let their dumb Darwin award parents get drunk and pass out they'd still be around

>Scotsman
What a pointless fucking race of human beings. Lord knows how they managed to have such a bloody lovely city, Edinburgh

>>136692613
I always tell clients that story when they give me a list of people to cut off near a busy street with retail on it.

>>136692403
>lulzy
did you mean to type a different story?
>>136692613
Fuck off cuck you know Scotland's our real dad.

>>136686546
Solid kek

>>136692613

>Scotsman, etc.

The bride was quite pretty and extremely kind to my employees, as well as generous, slipping them all a c-bill at the end, despite her very badly fucking ruined wedding. I don't know. I only have ever interacted as a tourist and with a few in Long Island an upstate. I guess I can take your word for it. They do seem awfully fucking unstable, though.

>>136687319

Just ask the palestinians.

>>136692697
If you've ever spent an hour being insulted by a drunken visitor from overseas who mocks you and your business and wins laughs over his shit as he drinks store-bought alcohol at your catered, you feel a lot less than sad at his death. The lulzy part is that it was no secret that the son hated the banker dad, and he told me at the celebration of life that at least he left him money when he passed. He also mentioned he hated his dad when he drank because of beatings when he was a child. As an adult, the father shamelessly bragged about beating him when he was a child.

He had no regrets that his decision killed his dad.

>>136685165
i don't normally dig portman but that look of disgust gets me rock hard for some reason

>>136687890
Worse yet, my pharmacy was near the liquor, beer, and wine section. I shit you not. So, people would pick up their high power opioids and benzos along with a fifth of whiskey and a 30 rack of beer.

Just fucking ridiculous.

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>>136686546
nice one

>be office job
>women come over and ask me to do their work and generally be annoying
>"No"
>Next day called in for harassment/touchy touchy complains
>Mmm yeah why would I do that when I'm gay boss
>uwot
>You heard me m8, sexual interaction of any kind with a woman literally sickens me
>Girl fired
>Others drop the shady shit
>Tfw not gay but dont wear ring and don't talk about personal life
Things that never happened but would be hilarious

>>136692613
>>136692866
I went through England recently, a lot of cities I'd never been to. Manchester, Birmingham, Coventry, Nottingham, Lincoln etc. a wide swathe of the country. I saw so many pakis and niggers I thought I was going mad and many of the towns are minority white. The filth and disorder in the streets is unbelievable and the native whites all act worse than their beloved savages. Even in city centres I was told were nice and upmarket I've never seen such horrible places. The more the englishman in his ignorance jokes about a thing the more you know he's wrong because even the english cities they look down on like Newcastle are wonderful compared to their fucking hovels in the most populated parts. The girls must welcome the paki rape gangs after living in such places and the best parts are worse than the worst parts of Glasgow, which is a small city and its few remaining slums are the worst part of Scotland. It's astonishing when some english neckbeard, a lower creature than anything that crawls on the ground jokes about other parts of Britain when they're like paradise compared to the dystopian toilet he lives in.

>>136685165
this one still makes me boil
>work in complaints department with two almost illiterate beaner women
>only job is to create these special complaints files
>you only need to make 20 day to stay on schedule and they take 10 min each. you can waste almost the whole day online if you just do a few hours of work.
>start getting reports that we have fallen months behind and we are gonna get in trouble
>investigate the log book. in two months, one of them has created 3 files only. the other has created 40 (two days worth of work)
>bring it to the attention of my boss, thinking they will get fired.
>boss is woman
>boss tells me one of them has morning sickness due to pregnancy and the other is still learning the ropes (job takes a week or two to get the hang of)
>nevertheless, boss confronts them and tells them i told on them
>instead of doing work they start auditing my files for errors, finding a few where i forgot to check a box or something small
>come to me all proud of finding a spelling mistake
>show me spelling mistake: "albeit"
>uhhhhhh albeit is legit, ladies.
>"why dont you use words people use though?"

>>136694923
>the north is shit so you can't make fun of scottish people
Butthurt scot faggot detected. The South is England, the North has always been fucking trash and we should have bombed it years ago

And it's hilarious you criticise our rundown towns when its the fucking useless Irish, Welsh and Scots who drag it all down. We pay out so much fucking welfare for what? To make more generations of stupid wastemen who have as much use as the niggers we are importing from Europe

I'll make fun of Scots any time I want you fucking wee speccy cunt

>>136695022
>"why dont you use words people use though?"
oh god

>>136694923
You seem a bit mad, and that's okay. I do enjoy Scotland, and I agree on some of your comparisons with the UK's environs. But even my Scot girlfriend, quite a sweet one, was easy to send into a rage over relatively minor and petty shit. I actually liked that about her, though. The pubs in Scotland also seemed much calmer, though there was still the usual assortment of belligerent fuckers outside, and generally some prick instigating everyone like some sort of designated pub irritant.

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>>136694923
Beautifully put mate, I was going to go with.
>paki loving southern
>muh 98% white
>all great inventions come from Scotland
>Edinburgh is a tourist shithole.
>Scotland is the lead partner and former of the union of kingdoms.

>>136695191
fuck you i dont like you attitude

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>>136686975
>paki quite because we only deal with paki rapes