Australia now has man eating tiny bugs in water

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>>136668295
jesus christ

>>136668295
put in mediterrenian sea

>>136668295
Murica ain't a whole lot better if you swim in the wrong mud hole. We have amoebas that can swim in your ear and eat your brain. It doesn't look as horrific but it's still scary as hell.

>>136668436
THIS

Sand fleas are nothing new, Ive been bit by them while surfing. But I've never seen them do that much damage, there was probably a plankton bloom that attracted like a billion of them to that beach at that time.

>>136668443

heard about this.

>>136668295
We need to encourage these creatures to continue attacking people. Chum the water with fish heads and human blood and sweat. Make them associate the smell of people with food. We need to breed them chlorine tolerant so they can survive in public pools.

>>136668443
Only works if the amoeba crosses the sinus barrier which is very hard to do, essentially requiring a ton of water pressure, hence why very few people get it every year.

Build Seawall

>>136668295
Anglo settlement of Australia is like our settlement of Phoenix - a monument to man's arrogance.

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>>136668711
linky or you stinky

>>136668877
wrong. that shithole was used as a prison.

FUCKING NEMATODES

>>136668295
The news never said what it actually was all they did was interview the kid and his dumb cunt mother. They show some of them in a jar, little worm things.

>>136669222
They said it was sea lice, fucker, pay attention

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>>136668436
this

>>136668295
>be australian
>walk outside
>get fucked by nature
what's new?

>>136669316
lmao is that the gay frog guy

>>136669222
They're called lysianassid amphipods of course duhhhh

>>136668295

That guy is so fucking cute, I'd take a bite out of him too :3

>>136669311
Actually sea lice are a different sea creature, these are more like sea fleas. The more you know!

>>136669495
Why is it always German posters

>>136669615

I'm not German, I'm Bavarian :3

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>>136668295
Australia is like the worst. I mean even fucking caterpillars can kill you. A FUCKING MAMMAL THAT'S VENOMOUS AND LAY EGGS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AUSSIBROS

>>136669376

this australia is like the mist irl

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>>136669822

Not in Bavarian, didn't read lmao :3

>>136669615
They are a broken people.

>>136669686
That's like saying you aren't German, you're Austrian.

>>136669881
I've been to Munich multiple times, they still speak German, get out Mehmet

>>136670074
>I've been to Munich multiple times

Did you enjoy pooping up Maximilianstraße? :3

>>136670055
you're a silly cunt
bet you're american

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>>136670055
>you're Austrian

Disgusting :^)

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>Be Australian
>Get fucked by dangerous wildlife

I'll take the risk of getting shot by niggers here in the US because at least you can shoot back.

test 1

How the fuck do you Australians survive out there?

>>136668295
>in australia everything is designed to kill u

shit

>>136670429
test 2

>>136669811
the mist is a great movie

>>136670443
>out there
it was on the coast

>>136670511
Testicles

tfw sea lice stop the African invasion of Europe better than Italian coast guards

>>136668295
Who cares? I hear they all walk on their hands down there.

>>136670590
That still doesn't change the fact your Country is like living in the Mojave Desert after nuclear warfare.

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>>136668436
Numbers just got a lot higher

>>136670423
you could probably shoot the sea creatures too senpai

Oh shit, someone i know,her cousin, lives there
In Melbourne.

>>136668443
You're joking right

>>136670726
fuck off reddit

>>136670678
it's not that bad, heaps of people live out there

>>136668295
Hmm...mysterious man eating bugs or refugee counter?

>>136669561
>blood suckers that leave you bleeding even after theyre gone
sea ex-wives

>>136668998
That's mostly a meme, most people here aren't descended from convicts (even if you don't count more recent immigrants)

>Be Australian
>Animals want to kill you
>Plants want to kill you
>Land wants to kill you
>Weather wants to kill you
>Now water wants to kill you
Now I know why you guys shitpost all the times, it's the same reason why people post ironic depression memes - You guys want to kill yourselves because of how shitty Australia is.

>>136668647
What is wrong with you?

>>136670726
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38493010

Australians love drowning

http://www.mandurahmail.com.au/story/4840132/what-ate-sam-scientist-solves-flesh-eating-critter-mystery/?cs=7

>>136670855
Rare diseases are rare, but not impossible.

>>136669440
>not knowing who alex jones is
>>>/r/eddit

>>136670855

nope.

Brain-eating amoeba found in St. Bernard water system, DHH says

http://www.nola.com/health/index.ssf/2015/07/brain-eating_amoeba_st_bernard.html

>>136671069
nah thats all gook tourists. All Aussies get taught how to swim form the age of 4.

>>136668295
These things are locally known as "jewbugs". Been around for years. The secret is to trow some money in the water at the other end of the beach and they'll leave you alone.

>>136671069
Yeah look at the names bro, Indians and asians mostly.

we're forced to learn to swim in school. Only time i ever came close was when I was shit faced

>>136668295
Damnit AUS... you're wildlife is already scary as hell...

Stahp.

>>136668647
>When you figure out that most of the deadly animals in Australia are a result of some aussies breeding and grooming genetic abnormalities until they form a horrifying killer animal only so they can shit on people

Never give exiles their own island.

>>136668443
This or up your nose. We also have land leaches that are zombie like that can detect bloodflow and follow it like s compass. Also leaches and ticks that go up your urinary tract and latch on.

>>136668295
If GET you have to eat a spoonful of these things

>>136668295
Proof that the planet (especially Australia) doesn't give a fuck whether we're here or not and will take advantage of our presence or absence as long as it exists.

>>136670074
Dont talk Pajeet

>>136670443
When the Aussies lost the Great Emu war Mother nature was like "thats it I had enough from now on I will brutally injure you but rarely kill you guys"

>>136669561
This. Sea lice is microscopic and can get in you, dry out, and when you show they rehydrate and wreak havoc on your skin. Like flesh eating sea monkeys. Whatever bit this guy it wasnt sealice

>>136669686
So that means you like cannibals and cream pies?

>>136669222
they're jellyfish babies

>>136670855
It happened to a kid in my home county. The risk is highest in rivers and ponds when the water gets low. Even if it's rare, this kind of thing scares the hell out of me.

>>136668295
We live on a death world

>>136671875

what did she mean by this

>>136670074
poo in loo

>>136670409
Hans thats your fucking brother don't let the kikes tell you otherwise. Deutchland!!!!!!! will return and take back prussia.

>>136672597
>there are African-Australians on /pol/
what a time to be alive, as long as you're not apex nigger gang tier you're still better than a gook

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>>136668295
What is it and how can it be put in refugee water supplies?

>>136671951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleriasis
>Although infection occurs rarely,[1] it nearly always results in death,[2] with a case fatality rate greater than 95%.[3]

JESUS

>>136672344
This German lady here likes her creampies because she identifies with Bavaria.

>>136669822
>>136669881
>fritz
>bringen sie mir den flammenwerfer
or
>bring mir den flammenwerfer

>>136669440
>>>/reddit/

>>136668295
We have the same thing here and we call them chiggers.

>>136670756
Unironically this. The media obviously caters to the "every animal in Australia will kill you" meme narrative because it gets all the dumbfuck foreigners riled up and has potential in boosting the tourism industry.

>>136670855
nagleria fowleri is very, extremely real BUT is also rare

>>136673396
I can only imagine what sort of horrifying beast just made this post.

>>136673735
An Anglo. That must be a horrific concept to you south Americans

>>136670443

We just walk it off. Stop being a pussy.

why is everyone making a big fucking deal?
the cunt needs to stop being a pussy and man the fuck up

>>136670957
seacunts

>>136668436
kek

>>136668647
Niggers dont swim, retard, this wont help at all.

>>136668295
Thank God I live in Canada

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Just finished work and went for a swim at the beach.
These little fucks were doing their best to bite me but they have no effect on men of pure Anglo heritage.
Going to grab a beer with my mate Duncan and then fuck a sheila or 2.
I love this country.

>>136671069
>>136671178
>>136671325
Though in the context of the DefendEurope, one can assume most of the drowners there to also be mostly slimes and Africans.

>>136668295
Is it because of nuclear waste of Japan? What does this do to our ecosystem?

How is this vid not linked yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJhV_K_geNE

Trending on youtube.

>>136668647
Reported to the FBI
Enjoy :)

>>136670443

By being hard cunts.

>>136668295

Nice to see my self-replicating swarm of nanobots finally got enough sunlight to activate their solar cells. Don't worry your roos off, this is just a test, they have all ready relayed the data and self-terminated.

>>136671825
Missing daddy Donny's little orange cock faggot?

>>136670678
Imagine mad max, except a bunch of cozy cities were built. Now imagine the two major cities were filled with (((leftist))) degenerates and nogs and shit, essentially making them the equivalent of LA or NYC. Yeah, I'll take my chances in wastelands

https://youtu.be/PdviZSwhjfo

>>136672416
Jew in you

>>136678701
https://youtu.be/j3FloOw-tMA

Also, to whoever cares, the pinnacle of Australian culture - https://youtu.be/oAjuJzdJ57s

What if they kill all our ocean life? then take to land

>>136678850
End of the world

>>136668295
>be Australian
>everything wants to kill you
Perfect place to send all the refushits

>>136678982
FUCK

>>136678982
OFF

>>136678982
WERE

>>136678982
FULL

>>136679259
Desert seems pretty empty, and they are used to that climate anyways it's perfect.

>>136670443
>How the fuck do you Australians survive out there?

More proof even White trash on an island in the middle of nowhere can create a thriving successful society.

>>136668647
this is like that spider poster

>>136679313
Did he stutter?

>>136679930
They will fit in with your abbo and asian populations quite well I assume.
Hell they might even convert the abbos to Islam, praise Allah, and turn them into something useful. Like suicide bombers.

Bill gates newest nano tech, full plan is to make them so efficient that they will eat holes in the dinghy's crossing over to Europe, while simultaneously releasing it south in Africa and letting it eat its way to the north, pinning Africans between certain death at all sides.
Based bill

>>136670443
We are genetically superior.
The greatest humanity has to offer.
Wouldn't be surprised if this was external propaganda designed to stop boat people though.

>>136668436
holy fuck

>>136670726
australians get eaten by 9 out of the 10 deadliest marine animals on earth before they drown

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>>136668436
what's the point. niggers can't swim anyway

>>136668295
OP it is your duty for /pol/ and for mad scientists everywhere to capture some of these little fuckers and to see what's what.

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>>136670726
YOU GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP. THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.

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>>136670726

>>136682137

They already did, look at the video linked.

>>136682052
easy dead nigger disposal

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>>136681435
imagine it swimmimg down your pee hole

>>136670443
Australians only buy vacuum cleaners based on how well they suck up spiders.

No joke, go on technology sites that cater to Australians and go look at the vacuum cleaner section, you will have an Aussie post about vacuuming spiders.

>>136668711
You are retarded. I live in the area where this happens. It's in Imperial Valley, California. I live in Mexican side, Mexicali. A few cases happen every year. Basically because of the heat and swimming where water doesn't flow. Even pools can get ameba very quickly.

>>136668647
I like the cut of your jib fellow anon.

As a man studying bioengineering, my first though was "cool" quickly followed by "How could we make them better".

>>136681435
>look this up
>it's in Australia too

We never get a break

>>136669440
Newfag

>>136668443
http://www.pressreader.com/usa/imperial-valley-press/20160603/282119225801401

>>136668443
http://people.com/human-interest/family-of-ohio-teen-who-died-from-brain-eating-amoeba-sues-water-park/

>>136671852
>>136669561

There are different species called sealice, these are little amphipods

>>136670678
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

>>136668295
I think I've seen this episode of house

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>>136668295
Reminds me of that movie where parasites that usually just take fish at hosts start mutating and eat people who came in contact with contaminated water from the inside.

>>136683392
We aren't storing them Quinten.

>>136683432
move name?

>>136668295
We've always had this shit, we've also got bacteria in the soil that will kill you.

http://abc.net.au/news/2015-10-12/melioidosis-season-darwin-man-flees-deadly-dirt-disease/6846404

>>136683532
Let's archive it
https://archive.is/C719X

>>136668295
I hope you fucking die while trying to get them faggot.

>>136669440
No, it's the psychic vampire guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

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>>136669440
>falling for this

>Ctrl+F
>Brine
>0 Results
:(

>>136670855
>In New Jersey go in water
>feet get cut up by broken glass bottles

>>136668295
$1000000 says this faggot got high as a kite or drunk as a skunk and passed out with his feet in the water like a retard

>>136678517
No one wants to be a hard cunt mate.
You mean a cunt that goes hard.
Fooking skimma.

>>136680076

Abos in prison are already converting to Pisslam.

One abo boxer/rugby faggot went on the news 12/9/2001 and said America deserved to be attacked.

>>136683956
He'd been playing football and his legs were sore so he soaked them in the ocean for half an hour, its the middle of winter so the cold probably numbed the pain of them biting

>>136679259
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>>136679202
Pure shit post and pure fookin nutta.

>>136669686
That's like saying I'm not an American, I'm from Texas.
> tfw from Texas
> tfw it's like that here.

>>136683956

He was 'icing' his legs after a footy game in the Ocean on a 9°C day.

Prob couldn't even feel his legs.

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>>136669686
Just so you know. Ive been accused of being you because youre being an even bigger faggot than I am.

Stop this.

kind regards, the YoRHa faggot

>>136683577
thats just mean anon

>>136668537
>I can tell that this is the work of sand fleas
>even though this looks nothing like the work of sand fleas

Flay yourself you sand flea of a human being.

>>136683491
The Bay I think

>>136668295
I fucking knew someone was going to post this. Fucking Australia.

I've been stung by irukandji up north.

This cunt is alright, just slight bloodloss.

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>>136670074
munich is not bavaria you faggot!
munich is full with foreigner

>>136668295
By the way. The creature in question is sea lice. Flesh eating sea lice.

>>136670957
Under rated

Sorry, we were messing around with some GMO critters and they got away.

Book next years vacation in the mountains. Ocean ain't going to be much fun for the next few million years.

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>>136683561
I hope they make a t-shirt with nordbot's flag and quote.

>>136668295
I do not envy people who work at Tourism Australia.

>>136682551
it can only be dangerous if it goes up your nose/sinuses.

>>136668877
Phoenix, Arizona? Phoenix is hot but he but is probably more stable than all of California when it comes to resources.

>>136668295
those feet hngggg

>>136668295
>>136668436
there's Amphipoda like that in all seas around the world already, great cleaners of trash and dead stuff.

The Australian boy stood in cold water for 30 minutes and didn't notice he was being eaten alive, probably because Australia is such a hell hole and everyone is in a constant state of near death.

>>136671178
>tfw you got put in the retard swimming class for swimming wrong as a joke and it took you a whole term to get out of holding onto the edge of the pool and blowing bubbles and kicking your legs while a fat lady held your head down

>>136673862
SILENCE YOU MONSTER! YOU WILL NOT TRICK US WITH YOUR SCALES OR VENOMOUS TEETH OR LIGHTING SPEED OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE!!

>>136686645
That's how we do it in Australia medkit. We go in the Bush; we fight animals and we fight nature. That's how real men grow up big and strong, medkit. Not taking muslim dick up the ass like you and the rest of your Euro mates do from puberty.

>>136668295

penal colony locust

Maybe it's because Australia is a land that wasn't meant to be inhabited by humans

>>136668436
Fuck off, I won't be able to swin anymore

>>136685577
Why is it always the Japs doing fucked up experimental shit on things?

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>>136668295
sand lice did this, guy was probably dead drunk or has that shit thin bong skin.

>>136668877
FACT: Air conditioning a home in Phoenix in the summer uses less energy than heating a home in Boston in the winter.

>>136668295
>Australia now has man eating tiny bugs in water
i thought that there was a man and he was eating little bugs while in the pool

>>136679202
>>136679223
>>136679236
>>136679259


Nioce

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>>136670423
I got bitten by a carpet Python when I pulled it down from the washing line thinking it was clothes the other day

>>136687413
/Thread

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>>136683601
>yfw he's right

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>>136670547
That ending gets me every time
No man should suffer like that

tfw amerifats will never know the taste of the worlds most flavourful and sumptuous type of meat; kangaroo

They must be some new species of sea critters, probably a mutation from the radiation spilling into the sea from Fukishima.

>>136668762
kek

>>136668537
I'd rather slay some pussy or waves

>>136673248
the second one seems easier for english speakers.

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>>136668295

I can EASILY FUCKING SEE how this happened

>Sea Lice has a huge nest/gathering site
>hundreds of sea lice surrounding their home for sex or whatever
>swimmer swims by
>foot passes right through nest

it's like diving into a pool of pirahnnas, why do it?

she'll be right mate

>>136670443
They also want us to be the first mars colonists cause we've adapted in the short term, means of resisting UV radiation.

There's a hole in our ozone, look it up, we get the same amount of UV each day that you'd get by somehow being exposed on the fucking moon (if it was possible).

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here's a video of the dad talking about the lice, and how fast they consume flesh/blood
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b5_1502093699

it's not a new thing, and the kid was a bit of a dumbass

they're known as the "good flies" where I live, if u let them suck u for long enough it feels really good, like ur high on air

Micro organisms have always been the bane of all humans. It's weird how bears don't eat people but tiny sea lice do.

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>>136668877
And he gets those digits.

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>>136668295
Imagine if you swallow some

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>>136691491
[muffled swearing]

>>136668295
North shore and eastern suburbs BTFO

>>136668295
Ayyy

>>136692137
This was in Melbourne, wish the lice ate this aerial ping pong playing homo

>>136686425
omfg it goes into your peeholes nose?!

>>136668436
put it into your water supply faggot

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>>136670423
>>Be Australian
>>Get fucked by dangerous wildlife
>be American
>Get fucked by dangerous wildlife

>>136682551
It's just a microbe

>>136694383
shouldn't it be "negus" instead of king

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Kek someone post the stinging tree Wikipedia page
>STING PAIN LASTS UP TO 2 YEARS

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>>136668295
Least it wasn't a stingray