Thought it would be a good time to revisit the hilarious way with which the US conquered Guam:
>>136662291
And now best Korea will lob a few nukes at it and we get to have a fresh start there and a totally legitimate reason to take over the Norks. Guam was a good call.
R.I.P Guam
Top kek.
>>136662291
Yeah, real hysterical story there chuckles.
>>136663513
Guam was always a good call. Its a critical part of making the Pacific Ocean America's mare nostrum.
Combined with the Aleutians, the Hawaiians, and the US protectorates, the Pacific is essentially an American lake. Something that irks China to no end.
Almost shat myself laughing at this