>post yfw your state can't get nuked by NK

>tfw east coast

>tfw NK can't nuke your country but you're going to get dragged into the war by America anyway.

>>136640514
Thanks Dad!

Is Jamaica in range?

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>>136639280

> mfw I'm actually fine with being nuked and dying or LARPing Fallout, but nukes can't hit me in Berkeley

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>>136639280
You must be going off outdated info.

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>Tfw California
Remember me lads. I'll be the first claimed in the Great Happening

>>136642422
> (((WaPo)))
> (((Heritage))) Foundation
Cute

>>136642737
>Cute

Thanks flag hiding pussy. :)

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>>136642737
(((NAZI))) (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((FLAG))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>>136639280
florida here

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Nobody knows Kansas exists anyways.

>>136642563
and every other degenerate godspeed

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I live very close to a potential strike target in Maine in the event of a war against the white-trash Freemason US.

>tfw massachusetts

enjoy your nuclear winter westcoastcucks

>>136642563
I live within 20 miles of all major tech companies in Silicon Valley (Googeplex, Facebook Campus, Apple,... ETC.). If the norks were smart they would cripple the US economy and take out our surging tech companies. They would only need 2 or 3 ten KT nukes to do it too... which is what they probably have.... I guess I should have moved back to PA awhile ago... Well... Fuck me then. It was nice knowing ya all.

>>136644139
I know that feel bro
>tfw living the comfy life in a nice johnson county suburb
>tfw everyone here is right leaning and my zip code had the highest percentage of trump votes in the state

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>mfw california
>mfw ~15 miles north of sacramento
>mfw might only get nuclear fallout