Aug 21st Eclipse Path

Why the fuck would we? Are you living in the fucking dark ages or some shit?

>>136635708
Alright. We'll see then.

>>136635708

Newfag

No.
There are easy ways to protect against this.
Find a Jewess whom you have easy access. Neighbor co-worker habitual coffee shop girl.

Whoever.
anyway just before the eclipse you need to grab her and as it starts rape her then slit her throat at its peek.
That should ward off any fairy gobs or revenants that might portal in during the eclipse.

>>136635570
Only if your sun is in Virgo
>the last cusp for mercuryfags
>EVER

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Sadly it is happing over Trump zones.

Otherwise it'd be wise to trick as many leftists as you can to look up at it without protective eyewear. (But don't actually do that shit)

>>136635570

Yes, because this shit is going to blow the lid off the round-earth retards. If solar eclipses were real, it would look way different than this will. Wait and see. The path SHOULD be linear in a round-earth model, but clearly it follows a curve, looks like a cosine curve kinda but in any event this will be HUGE for the flat earth movement.

>>136635570
make it go over guam and recreat thread

>>136637209
we should probably start telling people about that now lel

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>>136637682
pretty much

>>136637209
You actually can look at the totality without eye wear.

>>136635570
Kim will use it as a shade to ICBM

>>136637682
This shit isn't funny. It was never funny.

>>136637988
Source on the right picture?

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>>136638113
from radar?

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>>136638392
NASA eclipse 2017 animation

>>136637996
>You actually can look at the totality without eye wear.

I want to clarify for the rural retards that "totality" is when the moon is fully covering the Sun. This only lasts a few minutes, you can look at it safely.

You CANNOT stare at the Sun when the moon is only partially covering it.

>>136638683
Were they claiming it was to scale?

We need to convince blacks that Trump is privatizing the sun and unless you pay the Sun tax he will shut it off.

B L O O D M O O N

g'wan, hide in yer caves.

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>>136640210