North Korea Guam Happening Any Minute

North Korea is National Socialism. Kim Jong Un wants to secure his nation's existence with nukes and reunite Korea. If you think otherwise, turn on CNN and keep on swallowing bluepills.

>>136634172
fuck off larper

>>136634172
I have an uncle at nintendo too

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It will happen

Can't they just shoot the nukes out of the air while they're over the ocean?

>>136634293
>>136634404
>>136634407
>>136634524
Not fucking around guys, it's gonna happen this week. War on the Korean Peninsula

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/895045739767889922

>>136634172

i'll be there in 30 minutes

>>136634172
Commander at Guam airfield. We all died moments ago an the island capsized.

think of all the spam!!! the spaaaaaaaam!

>>136634172
My grandson is also a LARPing faggot.

>>136634172

yeah I'm very good friends with north korea and he says it was all a prank bro

>>136634615
Fucking brilliant; I suggest you take this to the president.

>>136634615
Jesus Christ did your dad fuck an abbo?

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Meanwhile at home.

>>136634615
No need, they can just shut down the atoms now.

>>136634615
The only chance is for the US to park some ship in their waters and shoot the nuke before it enters space. After that, our only chance is a laser weapon. Reentering warheads usually travel at many times greater than the speed of sound, like Mach 10+ . But their nukes probably don't even work.

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"ready to #fighttonight"

fuggg

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>>136634172
Does North Korea's icbm have that range?

>>136636007
SHIT

>>136634172

North Korea gets one shot. Only ONE before being wiped off the map. So, statistically we are all safe, unless U.S. uses a nuke which would cause international uproar probably causing WWIII, but with so many other options it would be stupid for us to choose that one. That being said, if North Korea gets the nuke for determent and says it wants a seat at the big boy table they have to be taken seriously now, and nobody goes to war. Every nation that has a nuke can barter at the world level, and that is a fact. Unless Lil Kim goes off his rocker any world leader, dictator or otherwise, would choose this option because of the ego power boost+self preservation from it. Let's be frank, he is worried AF about his self preservation, and so he dumped all his focus into making a nuke for determent while spouting off crap mostly likely. Let's hope the CIA didn't spike his or Trump's coffee with LCD lately.

That being said, if 'Murica invade Lil Korea he will probably set off the nuke there, and that explains why the Chinese are building a wall with radiation proof posts for their guards to hold back any people from running up from below. My gut tells me he won't be able to pull off detonation now if that happens, but that still means mostly everyone else is safe. I suspect a thwarted attempt of a launch, and NK being dismantled between China and SK.

>>136634615
What if they just shoot the air so the nukes have no medium to travel?

>>136634615
Why the fuck waste a good nuke?

>>136637429
Hwasong-13 apperantly has range of 5 megameters.

Why would they nuke Guam and not SK or Japan?

>>136637594
Rockets work in space. They would actually be faster without air

>>136637886
>no air
>no combustion

Mmm try again sweetie

>>136634172
Are there Israeli subs in the area?

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>>136637777
Checkem

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>>136634172
stop lying nigger

So we have drone's right? So let's make a cylinder drone, and have it fly and surround the ICBM. THEN, we slowly change the angle of flight, until the ICBM has completely turned around. We escort it back to north korea and have it blow up on Kim's front lawn.

Would this work?

>>136637863
They've even threatened Austin, TX before of all places. lol

It would be suicide for them to launch anything, because the day they launch is the day NK ceases to exist.

>>136634172
By deception thou shalt do war.

>>136637863

Big US military base with strategic bombers and nukes.

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>>136634615
Fucking retard, they have the tech to deactivate the atoms now before it does any damage.

>>136637997

Fusion doesn't require oxygen.

>>136638160
Yes absolutely

>>136637585 (((Dolphin class subs))) are much more likely to nuke Guam.

FAKE NEWS

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>>136638160
This is almost as brilliant as deactivating the atoms

Who gives a shit, MUH NUKES, MUH GUAM. Nothing is happening.

NK just said they will think about it, but we all know chinks don't have the balls to do anything.

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>>136637777
fug

>>136638160
You are a genius. I'm contacting to president now i'll let everyone know.

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>>136634615
no they just deactivate the almonds

>>136638696
>>136638587
but realistically, it's a super high-tech cylinder, and creates uses aerodynamics and fancy physics shit to turn it around. It's totally doable. Gimme a DARPA fund I'll make that shit no problem.

Bullshit. They know flight times from NK, will have crews on standby to evacuate while simultaneously and severely retaliating.

If NK pulls this trigger China will have no choice but to invade NK.

>>136638160
Just launch a rocket with a net attached and catch the ICMB. The torque exerted on the net would be make it work like a slingshot sending it back to best Korea

>>136638455
>no air
>the iCMB turns off
>falls down
>fusions your ass
>great leader is very upset now

>>136636007
Wut....

>I'm in an actual habbening thread?

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>>136634172
>no one knows what to do
>mfw he forgot his "duck and cover" training
Can you at least pretend you have testicles?

>>136638705
Is that Adam Gadan?

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>>136634172
I'm really good friends with the friend you're talking about and he says to stop calling him his friend because all you do is LARP all day like dude MY friend (not yours) isn't even in the military...
Never talk to me or my wife's friend ever again.

>>136638650
Fugg, someone warn Trump if the time comes.

I forget about (((campers))).

>>136636007
its their motto

i know i must be fun at parties

>>136637777
Not bad, medpac

>>136635322
nope, just stole his petrol can and went to town with it

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>>136634172
Please just let something big actually happen. Nothing ever happens

>>136634172

We need a :LARP board on 4chan asap.

>>136637429
i think so, they shot the last missile 4k miles up as i remember.

>>136637429
I doubt it, but there may Israeli subs in the area ready to make up for what NK lacks. Remember Lebanon?

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>>136634620
>hand full of legitimate replies to Intel asking for meaningful information relevant to thos news
>libcuck shows up

Why can't these manchildren go longer than 5 minutes without ruining intelligent conversation

>>136634615

Guam has THAAD deployed there so it has a very credible defense against NORK missiles.

>>136639507

DRUMPF BTFO

>>136634172
My dad works at Nintendo too.

>>136639507
That man in the pic would know about waving two pee pees around.

>>136639624
Hopefully they don't shut them down, reroute their whole system/staff, and put n00bs on their first day there like we did for 9-11. -_-

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Nothing will happen you retarded fucks

>>136640012
>t. north korean officer

>>136638916
Liquid oxygen doesn't need air to mix with fuel and combust.

>>136637777
Woah Kek

>>136634172
>be LCD amerifat
>prod bear
>bear growls in warning
>ignore warning
>prod again
>keep escalating thinking you're invincible because muricah
>be surprised when it rips your face off

You should have waited until you actually developed the tech to perfectly protect yourselves from such attacks, but your cheeto is too fucking retarded to understand that. You think NK wouldn't just launch all of the missiles if they know they're going to die anyway? Can your anti-ballistic/nuke missiles get them all? It's not going to end well whether they launch one yet or not.

>>136634172
>https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/895045739767889922

What is this new type of thinking by the DPRK that gives away the advantage of first strike? Is this to misdirect US coalition resources to Guam and away from the actual target?

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>>136637777

Acknowledgment of sequential numbers

Do you really think Fatty Kim is going unhinged enough to press the red button, assuming it works. No scenario where his entire country isn't annihilated. I hope fatty does order the strike, his generals will kill him and take over.

>>136634615
If we nuke ourselves first, they'll never see it coming.

is there anything even on guam?

>>136637429
shit I didn't realize how close they were

>>136637777
Notification of viewing of sequential sevens.

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>>136638438
deactivate the atoms? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>136638160
What if the norks have a bigger circle drone going the opposite direction? The ICBM would do a 360 and point back at guam.

>>136641040
how new are you?

Youre a LARPing faggot. Koreans don't have drones and even if they did, they would be shot down for penetrating our airspace

So America who's ready for conscription?

>>136641374
why would we launch a conventional war against north korea or anyone for that matter? we can just glass them with nukes

>>136634615
Ballistic missile reenters atmosphere at something like 5-10 km/s. Good luck shooting that shit down down.

>>136634172
nice leak mcfagster

>>136641574
Pretend Jews.

>>136634172
LARPING is Fun!

>>136637777
Niggermeeters?
How many Kang leans does that translate into?
Asking for a friend

>>136638845
underrated

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Los Angeles will get nuked.

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>>136642000
LA is too far maybe Alaska.

>>136642000
>checked and WREKT

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>>136641620


Thats actually exactly what THAAD does.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_High_Altitude_Area_Defense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65JESDwUTU

>>136642169
false

>>136634172
Get a job you larping faggot

Congratulations you fucking autismos. Ooohh ha ha ha lets meme a fucking retard into the whitehouse - now we're on the verge of a nuclear war. Just because you are no life NEETS who have no prospects in life doesn't mean you need to ruin it for the rest of us. Hope you faggots are happy

>>136634172
Seems legit

>>136634615
Americas missile defense system is old and outdated, were also pretty vulnerable to a E.M.P attack also

death to amerifats

>>136642859
It's fine. The plague that is humanity needs a reset. We never learn.

>>136634172
Isn't there a strong chance of this just causing Guam to cap size?
Does anyone have the measurements for how long it is, at it's narrowest point?
Imagine based Kim literally flipping an island.
Could anyone in the West deny he is the true god emporer?

>>136642581

ok but what happens with the payload?

>>136642859
pussy

>>136643039
It explodes on impact with the other missle...

>>136634615
Can someone get this hot head out of here?

>>136642859

>tfw amerifats made trump a meme

>>136642000
Checked

>>136643071
No shit.
>>136642859
Whats the matter faggot? Afraid of a little bit of nuclear explosions?

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>>136634172
No jokes, who's 100% honestly gonna enslist if war with NK breaks out?

>>136643071
pull up then pussy

>>136643039

THAAD came about (and patriot PAC 3) because during the first gulf war the original patriot missiles (which had a standard proximity warhead) would hit scuds but the warhead would often times continue along its ballistic trajectory and remain in tact. The THAAD and Patriot PAC 3 use a hit to kill approach, they don't carry an explosive warhead and instead hit the warhead; like a bullet hitting a bullet which destroys it completely before it can land somewhere..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

>>136635362
Christ why cant North Korea just kill Michael Moore

>>136643033
Rep. Hank Johnson, Sir, please go to sleep and don't forget your pills this time.

>>136643485
>Whats the matter faggot? Afraid of a little bit of nuclear explosions?
you probably are radioactive yourself living in your own filth and cheeto dust you fucking faggot so of course you're immune and happy

>>136642581

There is no way that shit actually works in real situations nothing is that precise. I'm very dissapointed we need lasers or some kind rocket that explodes into a huge net or something

>>136643628
>WHAAAAA!
>I DON'T WANNA GET NUKED!
Faggot. You'd be dead before you realized it was really going down.

>>136643628
excuse me i come from chernobyl

>>136634172
Not having enough mountain dew and Doritos to get you through a nuclear winter
Do you guys even listen to Alex Jones?

>>136643781
>Not using meme arrows when you meant to

>>136643781

No but I have like 9000 bottlecaps, should be good right?

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>>136642859
yeah I'm pretty happy are you not?

>>136643760

The PAC 3 shot shit down during the 2nd iraq war just as it was supposed to and THAAD and the SM-3 which uses a similar kill vehicle have been stellar in tests. You're saying it doesn't work in real life situations because you don't know what you're talking about. The SM-3 shot down a tumbling out of control satellite a few years ago because folks were worried about the satellite (and its hazordous fuel) landing on a populated area.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDqNjnUNUl8''

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I am so sick of fake happenings let this one be real

>>136635578
This is an important point.

>>136643761
that's my point exactly you dumb shit. i don't want my life to end. you may want to kill yourself every night when your mother looks at you with disgust when she delivers your tendies, bitch ass nigga

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>>136644026
Glory to The Happening.

All my life I have dreamed of seeing millions of Americans dying in a nuclear holocaust, how close are we to this reality?

>>136643775
> tfw when ruskies where building immunity to a nuclear war this whole time

>>136643526
I would probably.
I'm trying to find a second job to move out of my parents basement but can't find anything nearby. Enlisting would both allow me to move out while simultaneously never having to look at a grill or retail shelf ever again. Plus the military would be the best place to be in a nuke war. You get food, shelter, and radiation treatment. Meanwhile everyone else are fighting over those same things minus the radiation treatment.

>>136634293
>le north korea is tru natsoc meme

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>>136634172
I hope your "Friend" dies.

>>136634172
you better fucking deliver. I was promised by trump that fire and fury like we've never seen before.

>>136644444

>>136644504
nope we always were radioactive

I hate to do this, but I pray to God it's Guam and not my city.

>>136644493

its not happening

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>>136644410
You're trying really hard. You also talk like someone that doesn't spend too much time here. That worries me, as I fear faggots.

>>136644155
It's not

I CAN SEE IT OH MY GOD IT'S SO BRIGHTTTT AAAAHHHHHHHH!!

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>>136634172

>>136644773
>You're trying really hard. You also talk like someone that doesn't spend too much time here. That worries me, as I fear faggots.
fight me then pussy

First blood when

Kek

>>136642859
>A Nubian panflute enthusiast forum memes a nuclear conflict into existing

Ahh guys I'm afraid we can't stop winning

>>136634950
back in my day larping actually meant something

>>136634172

yeah well my dad works at nintendo and he said nothing is happening, so go suck a bag of dicks OP

>>136634172
Weird because I have navy friends in Guam and none of this is happening. Quit larping faggot.

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>>136644858
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>136634293
fpbp
kim is /ourguy/

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>>136634615
NO I don't need to shoot missiles down.
I don't need an Air Force.
I don't need a Navy.
I don't need an army.
I need 20 GOOD MEN

>>136634615
Naw m8 they just throw some boomerangs at it and cunt goes crashin down

Someone needs to strike already. Ready to go back into service without being questioned about my weight.

>>136645040
holy shi

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IF SINGLES WAR CANCELED

ROTHSCHILDS WILL NOT HAVE BEST KOREA.

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>>136645040

I saw an anon predict this a few threads ago saying that Guam would be the best target. Fuck, why didn't I screencap it?

>>136645143

Thank you Kek.

>>136645094
Lol trump doesn't want fatasses in his glorious army

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>>136634172
>He said the commanders are nervous as fuck

go LARP on reddit, faggot

>>136644922
dont give yourselves that much credit - yall memed a retard into office who turned out to be (((everything))) you all hated but you guys still continue to guzzle his cum while trying to convince yourselves you guys got what you wanted. but ok fagboi

>>136640661
This will happen.

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>>136638438

>>136634293
How is it possible for you and don cherry to come from the same country? Know this is b8 but I still hope old man grapes finds and kicks your ass one day

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Anybody else comfy and looking forward to the chaos?

>>136645040
kys

Is there any evidence that North Korea has managed to miniaturize a nuke that can fit in an ICBM?

>>136645402
But I think you should do that instead.

>>136645464
Speak of the dead mother fucker himself
How's the last few moments of life going?

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>>136645402
i have to work tomorrow but have the next wo days off to get comfy

>>136645218
But I want my gibbs again. I miss being in the army, my job was lit as fuck

>>136645402
nope id rather backstab these capitalists while they getting nuked

>>136634172

>aircraft drones flying near the island.

and they don't shoot them down?

You're LARPing

>>136634172
If anything is going to happen, keep a watch on the winds in NK. If they are blowing south or east, no nukes will be detonated. Trump would wait winds blew north.

>>136634172


>Noone knows what to do

Follow orders my friends.

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>>136638650
>Dolphin class subs
Hmmm, apparently Israel is launching new subs this year. They have not been unveiled...

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Maybe NK is having a secret mega weapon and that's why they have such huge balls right now?

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>>136645109
>>136645147
>Being new

>>136643526
Teddy fucking ball game that's who. They're defrosting him as I type this. Vidya related>

https://youtu.be/90Ho551aHUk

>>136638218
Kinda hope they hit austin. I can get a tan and enjoy all those "Texas is turning blue" faggots burning

>>136635322
Worse his dad is the abbo

>>136646089
but ghost lives there faggot
and ghost cant die

>>136645881
uwotm8

>>136645558
Alright, conflicted whether to go to church or Mcdonalds today.

>>136645479

Theres enough evidence that the pentagon says he has. Whether he has one now or will have one a year from now is irrelevant. Hes directly threatening the US with nuclear weapons and it should be taken seriously at this point.

>>136646323
Mcdonalds is fast food. Do both chelu.

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>>136634293
North Korea best korea. May their ovens always be full.

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>>136646495

>chelu

Ayy

>>136646295
Do you not understand the callback?

>>136634615
they move too fast on reentry

>>136642859
right, cause onigga had NK under control

>>136643526
Well I don't have shit else going on so might as well i suppose

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>>136645860

Maybe they have their own icarus

>>136634293
>leaf

>>136642859
hey, at least i pissed you off. mission accomplished

>>136637777
Chekd

>>136647318
>bluepilled faggot

NK should be /pol/'s friend. Don't believe what the Jew media tells you about them.

>>136642859
but it makes for good TV, right? plus we were bored and we're not so bored anymore

>>136638160
hmm i think you're onto something here

>>136642978
Goly, I hope that information doesn't get out into the public

>>136646773
>but it makes for good TV, right? plus we were bored and we're not so bored anymore
he didnt but he also wasn't seen as someone that NK could test because he was a part of (((them))). we elected an outsider, fat chink decides to test outsider, nuclear war ensues.

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>>136648289
You still crying? We all gotta get nuked one day man.

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>people believe in a magic meme cannon that shoots down missiles flying through space fast as fuck

Sources on the ground are saying nukes in 30 min

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>>136644782
Fake happenings are the only things that happen in our lives

>>136643760
We just tested our systems off the coast of California last week, success. We tested it again a month before in Alaska, success.

>>136634293
/thread

>>136634172
why the fuck would north korea attack guam when immediately after that they will be wiped off the face of the earth what the hell is the point in that?

Here's what I don't get, we've had these supposed systems that we can shoot missiles at extraordinary speeds to intercept missiles that are also traveling extremely fast. Why didn't we use one of these missiles to shoot down flight 93?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C421SJQVNe

36 character message from the websdr link an anon posted. Tuned to 11175 with 2.4khz width. Any anon wanna guess what it means?

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>military commanders nervous as fuck
>No one knows what to do

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>>136634172

Deus lo Vult. God wills it.

>>136643526
no bullshit, it would probably be the best option. think about it, their probably won't be any "boots on the ground" conflict as NK would be flattened by the time the troops arrived. so all we would be doing is slaying yellow pussy in Korea. i'd quit my comfy job to enlist

>>136648591
alright, i'm over it now. like i said, there are some postives to a war in NK. i'd enlist

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If you believe what the (((mainstream media))) says about North Korea, you are a bluepilled cuck who swallows the lugenpresse's cum. Kim will fuck your bitch any day of the week, no doubt about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGfTguMf8NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJelt2ut0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_JZS_j-pkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoOOCHvQF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGE2FOsQ1tk

>>136634172
>He said the commanders are nervous as fuck
ok homo

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>>136650222

>>136649834
Youre so fucking cringy

>>136642000
Suitcase style probably.

wtf i get away from pol for a couple of hours and suddenly there's a nuclear war almost happening

could anyone give me a quick rundown?

>>136641040
you need to fucking leave and never post here again

>>136642581
THAAD won't do shot against multiple payloads or decoys:
https://youtu.be/gNSR7dXHdCY

If you can miniaturize a nuke, you can build decoys. According to experts, stopping an ICBM payload on reentry is equivalent to shooting a bullet out of the air with another bullet.

In other words, you REALLY need to stop the launch altogether or take out the missile early on. If not, kiss your ass goodbye

>>136634407
Tell him to hurry the fuck up with the new Metroid on 3ds.

>>136651632

>Kim thinks he can blackmail the US into giving him what he wants by becoming more powerful (like Iran did successfully to Obama).
>Trump says fuck off, you won't get shit by threatening us

Will be an interesting few months ahead.

>>136642000
Riperoni LA kek wills

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This is like 2013. I feel gloriously younger now.

>>136645479
No man. The intelligence community would NEVER lie about WMDs. Like that's never happened.

Don't look into it. Just nod...

>>136651892

First off, the norks may or may not have a warhead that can fit on their missiles. They sure as fuck don't have MIRVs. THAAD is meant to ignore decoys. The NORKs aren't close to having a realistic decoy considering they have yet to prove they can even bring a single payload back into the atmosphere. You're trying to hypothesize what THAAD could do against a state of the art russian ICBMs, thats not what its meant to defend against. Thats an entirely different ballgame.

>>136652089
so the problem here are the sanctions, and kim is unsatisfied. i see

i thank thee, honorable American.

>>136634172
The fish are leaving the Guam area.

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>>136634615

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>>136642859
>Hope you faggots are happy
It Didn't Have To Be Like This.
This Is The Future You Chose.

>>136652471
Everyone agrees that if you're technologically advanced enough to miniaturize a nuke, you'd be advanced enough to use bomblets with biological payloads or Mylar balloons as decoys. It's seriously not hard to do at all. Literally everything else about launching a missile is a harder problem to solve.

>>136634615
AS much of a shitpost as this is.

Every anon has wondered this at some point in their life.

>>136652663

Kim was acting up before these new sanctions were imposed. Because in the past, American presidents would give him enough to get him to shut up, just to kick the can down the road. Bill Clinton gave him a nuclear reactor for fucks sake. The world send them aid to shut them up in the past. The time for that has ended though. The can has been kicked far enough. There is zero reason for the rest of the world to allow the NORKs to keep doing this. Once they become a legit nuclear power it will set off an arms race in asia like we've never seen. If Kim continues on his current path there is no option but to destroy their regime completely very soon.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
If the missile's confirmed target is Baltimore post what you'll be listening to

>>136653120

>>136652892

Like I said, THAAD is made to defeat decoys. MIRVs would be an entirely different problem. That would be something well down the road for NORK though, but there is no reason to keep waiting for them to reach that point. They have already asked to have their ass destroyed.

>>136634524
and now Pepe is blind

>>136634615
no your fucked

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YOU GUYS I know whats going on. MSM is calling trump out on his utlimatum. I DONT THINK NK ISSUED THAT GUAM THREAT. The (((source))) is here: https://www.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fkcnawatch.co%2Fnewstream%2F1502235074-410504026%2Fu-s-should-be-prudent-under-present-acute-situation-spokesman-for-kpa-strategic-force%2F&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGpS9NhqPkVFEwAljjcw2VkxDX3tg

But thats just an english language aggregator for the REAL KCNA news site which is currently "Down". Just like Twitter was "down" when assange went missing!

Pretty sure MSM is forcing Trump into a missile crisis, either he backs down and looks like a puss, or else first strikes and lord knows where that goes.

Either way Lockheed Martin and Boeing make bank, and CNN finally gets new eyeballs on its screens

>>136653037
Agreed leaf, agreed.

>>136643526
The only way I'm enlisting in any military is if the pope calls open season for a full religious assault on the holy land. Not religious just fuck the middle east it's already halfway there just put the roaches out of their misery.

>>136637863
Guam is part of the US you big peepee face.

>>136653348
well its no surprise they'd be acting up, these little men are insane and unable to negotiate. I fear for the population of Seoul, though. But risking everything for a shit useless american base is somewhat dumb

>>136634615
this really activated my atoms

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in 20 years i lived in SEA north korea has been threatening all sort of bullshit and the best they did was hit a boat and shoot missiles into the sea
>happening
not happening
>fatso retarded kim will exterminate USA
he would be dead in 20 minutes
happening posts should only be allowed if the happening has happened.

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>>136653609

Oh shit!

>>136637429
their longest range one could strike israel

>>136653609
imagine if he cucks the whole world by causing ww3 without even asking kim jung un if the threat was legit

>>136645040
keked

>>136653609
WW3 could be pretty cool, desu

>>136644410
Lol you're such a faggot

>>136654198

>But risking everything for a shit useless american base is somewhat dumb

You're missing the entire point.

Kim has been backed into a corner. He's never been backed into a corner. He saw we called his bullshit on striking the US and realized he was going to get no where with that. Now hes making a threat against a US strategic territory his missiles could actually reach, thinking that might make the US government take him more seriously so we 'negotiate' (which is always a bad deal in the end for the US) because he thinks trump is bluffing. Hes testing Trump; its not going to end up like he wants. China may end up bailing him out with a deal but Trump isn't going to budge. Its a losing strategy to keep kicking the can further while Kim gets stronger.

>>136639624
Dude, we have THAAD in SK and Japan too. Fucking everywhere. And they can be converted into offensive systems within hours.

>>136655223

They can't be converted into offensive weapons. Stop being an idiot.

>>136642000
LA already got nuked by traffic. Kek.

>>136655291
Oh come on, yes they can. It's already a ballistic missile system. It's basically just a payload and targeting change, no? In this case I'm willing to buy Russia and China's crying about it

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Kim Jong Un is the biggest LARPing faggot of them all.

>>136646152
Ghost lives in San Antonio tard

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>>136634172
NK bombarded a ROK military base and civilian villages on a island back in 2010, nothing happened afterwards. What makes this any different? Kim knows we won't do shit.

>>136639507
they have been projecting a "quirky" and "quippy" persona for so long and so often they can't stop themselves anymore.

>>136644493
Millions of Americans will die, but probably not all from nukes. You'll get your wish all the same.

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>>136634172
>He said the commanders are nervous as fuck and no one knows what to do
what kind of army is that.

>>136638701
not chinks, gooks, nigger

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>>136635985
>laser weapon

>>136634615
never realized how much I missed Australian shitposting

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Oy vey! Oy gevalt! The Chutzpah of these Goyim! This is anudda shoah! By the Protocols! Alert the Elders! Get Mossad! The Goyim Know! Shut it Down!

I bet you don't even have a friend in Guam.
Nothing is going to happen as usual.

Nuke California

Then gas the fuckin place

We can go rebuild it how it should be

Save a bunch of rope

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>>136638438
i did my part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N-jDl8365w

>>136651892
>THAAD won't do shot against multiple payloads or decoys:
It's fucking North Korea, they can't afford decoys

>>136656851
We do have a laser that can shoot nukes out of the air.

Did anything happening yet?
Or im I wasting my time reading this shit

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The absolute state of Trumps crossed-arm statement

He didn't look comfortable at all

It has been my experience that Higher officers like getting worked up over nothing. We get put on alert every time Russia farts in our general direction, for instance.

They are on the look out for happenings 24/7, much like /pol/.

>>136634615
Don't they have laser beams firable from orbit to take out icbms?

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>>136634524
Only if this post gets sweet digits. But the odds of that are slim so we should be alright.

>>136634293
He's right you know.

>>136656851
I wouldn't be too surprised if we had something like LaWS in orbit honestly

>>136650025
Do you have a braincell left in your worthless head you fucking leftist shit? What good is a war in north korea? What the fuck do we get out of it besides shutting up a dumb fuck twat and going to war with china and possibly russia because ONigger was the worst fucking politician that pushed russia and china together. NK is china's puppet and going to war with them means global thermonuclear war. Please kys because you're going to shit your pants and cry when the nukes start flying.

>>136634172
>don't know what to do...
Fuck off. They live for this shit and literally have scenarios and response for every scenario.

>>136657602
Yes but these retards are busy trying to imagine shooting it with a rifle. Tracking and laser tech work well.

>>136642859
You're welcome!

>>136637585
china is building a wall? more details pls

http://www.pacaf.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/1272434/south-dakota-airmen-arrive-ready-to-fight-tonight-from-guam/

>>136643526
Too old. Maybe I can get a waiver? This can be my generation's (X) Great War!

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>>136648730
Jessica photo was stupid and unnecessary

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAvp28yMZWw

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>>136642000
N-NANI!?!

>>136655979
no one in the US gave a fuck when there was limited shelling, now the Norks are close to being able to strike the American mainland potentially with nukes which is one hell of a game changer. This is a can we've been kicking down the road since the 90's and Clinton but we're now at the end of the line.
The US basically has two options, live with a nuclear armed mad man who regularly threatens to nuke your territory or start a conventional war before he can.

>>136636007
>South Dakota Airmen

MY BOYS. GIVE EM HELL.

>>136634293
This.

Anti Nork = reddit

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My lack of digits says no happening this week.
So checkem and adjust your relaxation accordingly.
We get far too worked up over nothing.

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>>136658722

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>>136658722
Shhhiiiieeeetttt

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>>136637594

>shoot the air

fuck

>>136658722
Happening confirmed. Next 48 hours

>>136634407
Whoa, you're that kid from 3rd grade. Are you still in ninja training?

>>136641863
5 meganiggers = 500 kiloniggers
More than enough to btfo of guam?

>>136658606
You mean continue the Korean war. Where we ended up fighting Chinese troops and Russian jets.

You see where I'm going? Unification isn't going to happen without the US going to war with China.

Think of our huge military presence in SK.

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>>136658899
My uncle works at lockheed and martin. Happening confirmed.

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>>136653037
too true friend. i always imagined some hollywood shit where they have a jet scrambling after the missile and shooting it down with its guns.

>>136658899
....fug
Check of despair

>>136634615
This is actually a good idea. Why can't they just use a sniper to shoot it out of the air with his fully automatic mosin nagant assault rifle?

>>136659114
heard you guys got a real good shooter

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>>136637777
We explosion now

>>136659092
I can confirm. I owned a nintendo.

>>136659114
No thanks, I think our military can afford heat seeking missiles.

>>136659164
Yeah, the best sniper in the world is Canadian. We could use him.

>>136638160
Lel you're a thinker, anon

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>>136634615
>if nukes travel so fast, why don't we just shoot a nuke at their nuke and make sure it explodes over the ocean?

>>136634809
underrated

>Hank Johnson will be re-elected for as long as he lives
God I hate Democrats

>>136659289
Heat seeking missiles don't work on nukes you retard. I hope best korea kills 1 million Amerifats.

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>>136659378
how about heat seeking missiles with canadian snipers attached to them?

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>>136657557
deep

>>136639507
That's it guys, I just can't support Drumpf any longer. We have to stop him before he gives Kim Jong-un the nuclear codes.

>>136637997
>rockets carry their own oxidizer
Try again sweetie...

>>136659062
>he thinks the Chinks or Russians are willing to die for NK
this isn't the 1950's, Kim has spent his entire time in power pretty much doing everything he can to tell China to fuck off, and the only reason China hasn't abandoned the cunt is because of the specter of US troops at their border (which the silly cunts will get anyway ironically enough if they don't cut a deal), while the Russians nowadays are opportunistic and Putin isn't going to throw away his hard won gains elsewhere over gooks.

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>>136659378
>nukes emit a ton of heat
>heat seeking missile doesn't work on something that generates more heat than the sun

canadian education

>>136658629
HELL YEAH FUCK EM UP