How long to you think the 15 minute war with North Korea will last?

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>>136633895
It never ends.

>>136633895
15 minutes
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>>136633895
>How long
15 minute war

We'd literally fuck their shit up in a few hours.

Maddog Mattis says it will involve suffering the likes the world has never seen before...

Why is NK bothering to threaten America at all?
If they just invaded SK without waving their dicks at the rest of the world I'm sure America wouldn't intervene.

>>136633895
That would be a pretty memey name for a war

>Okay kids, now look at this paragraph in your history books, just below the bigoted trans-gender ban in the military. You'll see the great 15 minute war of 2017. It lasted a total of 15 minutes, which was great because it gave us more time and money to worship trans-people getting their rape penises cut off

>>136634279
hahaha oh wait you are serious let me laugh harder AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136633895
>15 minute korean war
Weve been at war with the norks for decades faggot

>>136633895

The nuke war will be over quickly.

You've got the long humanitarian crisis, though, but I guess that's China's and SK's problem.

How long did the 7 hour war last in halflife?

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mel

>>136633895
>NK launch nuke
>Mr. President, NK has launched their preemptive strike.
>*puts on shades* It's time to MAGA
>minutes 1-5
>submarines off the coast of NK surface and confirm target orders
>minutes 5-12
Travel time and detonations across all of NK
>minutes 12-15
waiting for the 3-d 8k hi-def 360 degree aftermath images to load
>laugh

>>136634279
True, we keep those thirty thousand people there just for nothing.

>>136633895
about a fortnite :-DDDD

>>136633895
Minute Rice.

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>>136635992
Sounds about right!

unlike iraq north korea isn't full of multiple variants of ethnic people who all hate each other