I told you so I told you so!

penis

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>>136631319

F

>>136631247
>Guam
I doubt the average Amerifat knows what Guam is.

>>136631513
Wars are God's way of teaching Americans geography.

So Trump has to attack now or he looks like a little bitch. Personally, I'd like to see Guam get nuked, and I suspect Trump would enjoy the show as well, but Trump has backed himself into a corner and must respond.

>>136631247

Only military fags will know, but you can buy a fucking mansion in a beautiful forest near a river for cheap as shit in Guam.

There goes my dream retirement.

Why isn't this being reported widely right now? This is in the verge of becoming the biggest happening ever.

>>136632583
it is. look at drudge

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Will it even happen anyway?

>>136631247
Why would NK announce where it would hit?

>>136633131
No

If Guam gets nuked NK is fucking over. The question is will China try and occupy or will Trump fight to the 38th parallel

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PUT ME ON THE SCREENSHOT

>>136633225
he's the babe ruth of asia.

>>136632583
No one takes Fat Kim seriously

Guam is a big step down from threatening our west coast. Still an act of war tho.

>>136631247
If Guam is nuked, Trump will nuke NK to the stone age. Seoul will be totally fucked by artillery

>instead of Commiefornia, goes for a territory that gave Trump 9 primary delegates
Kim Jong Un is shit

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>>136633225
It's pure persuasion. North Korea is trying to bring things "closer to reality" by saying he is going to nuke Guam but then go for Los Angeles or another area of the American Left Coast.

>>136633557
Not if we nuke their artillary.

A few years ago they wanted to hit Austin, Texas. I would imagine it is more saber rattling. Buy more popcorn and enjoy the show.

>>136633635
It depends on if we have any nukes on those ships by China. If we do we can save South Korea. From most harm. Otherwise prepare for the sinking of Korea.

Guam is a staging base for Marines and USAF bombers. It would be like Japan attacking pearl harbor... Except not as impactful

>>136631247

What is a guam?

>>136634066
a us territory dummy

>>136634066
How can you not know what guam is.
We fucking own it.

>>136631247
Jesus all these fucking leftys are just attacking Trump
Take the codes away from small hands cheeto manbaby ROLAN BLUMPF, it's all his fault. Norks are a people of peace!

>>136631723
I laughed :^)

>>136633593
Do you think he's that smart?

There's only two shitty webcams in all of Guam, one of an empty mall and one of an empty resturant.
http://www.insecam.org/en/bycountry/GU/

>>136633131
I hope it does but I ain't holding my breath.

Guam is rightful American clay

>>136631247

It's really going to happen this time guys! I swear!

>>136632583
We're going to war with N. Korea this year. It's fashionable to argue this is just more nothingburger escalation like in years past. It's not. War is coming.

>>136634305
>>136634469
does ur mom know youre using the computer?

>>136631513
Guam is the heart of the States.
Without Guam, the entirety of the US will collapse, soon after!

>give trump the nuclear codes
>he uses em

Why didn't we listen

>>136633346
lol

>>136634928
You realize they could've just as easily named Puerto Rico and no one would care just the same.

>>136634928
Hope he nukes you next.

>>136631513
You're right, I don't give a shit about some nigger country in Africa, sorry.

>>136634558
He was raised from birth to rule North Korea. I wouldn't put it past him if he is trying to go toe to toe with Donald's 5D chess. The big question honestly becomes a matter of when and where nukes drop instead of if. For all we know they can only hit Seoul, which is good for the average American but bad for the troops stationed there plus the South Koreans in general. Ideally no nukes drop but Kim Jong Un knows that he will likely be the last Kim of Korea if he is shown to be weak.

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>>136631723
Don't spend it all in one place

>>136633787
We have nuclear subs all around the world that can deploy nukes anywhere on the planet. It makes zero sense to attack the US in any form. Absolute mental retardation. We are the only country on God's green earth that has actually used nuclear weapons in anger, think about that. It is beyond theory, it is not a question. This is a list of official conflicts we have been involved with since the Korean War:

1. Lebanon Crisis
2. Bay of Pigs Invasion
3. Simba Rebellion
4. Dominican Civil War
5. Vietnam War
6. Communist insurgency in Thailand
7. Shaba II
8. Multinational Force in Lebanon
9. Invasion of Grenada
10. Bombing of Libya
11. Tanker War
12. Invasion of Panama
13. Gulf War
14. Intervention in the Somali Civil War
15. Intervention in Haiti
16. Bosnian War
17. Kosovo War
18. War in Afghanistan
19. Iraq War
20. War in North-West Pakistan
21. Libyan Civil War
22. War on ISIL (Operation Inherent Resolve)
23. War in Afghanistan

Who is the paper tiger now? And if you were the leader of a small country like Best Korea, would you dare mess with someone who looks at war as a hobby and economic development?

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What will /pol/ be like during war?

I wish a motherfucker would

>>136635103
Don't bully Puerto Rico

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On triples it will happen.

You're going to war boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_owM-N87Plw

>>136635482
N. Korean leadership has been raised in isolation believing they are the most powerful country on Earth. They think we'd be crazy to fuck with them.

>>136631247
What the fuck is that dumb gook thinking.

>>136635116

Puerto Rico doesn't even appear on 90% of the maps in the world.

>>136633557
Yeah, just nuke all those innocents. Fucking Americans.

>>136635482
C'mon anon, surely you never wanted to stomp on a huge wasp with bare feet as a kid.

>>136635970
Because nobody gives a shit about some south american shit hole

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>>136631247
Digits and Guam becomes Gone... Digits say?

>>136631247
What the fuck is Guam and why would NK nuke it, if nobody even knows what that is?

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>>136631247
>tfw gooks are going to get roasted

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LEAVE SHAKEY ALONE!

>>136636418
is that a pig?

I hope they fucking do it so we can wipe them off the map.

>>136636176
Andersen Air Force Base and Naval Base Guam are there. Any bombing with B-1s, B-2, B-52s or [Classified] would likely be directed from there.

Remote, no prying eyes.

>>136636131
Great analogy! I had an encounter with a hornets nest as a kid. It didn't end well for me.

>>136636627
Yup. Mascot of the fighter wing on Guam. When an old Shakey dies (gets eaten), they capture a new Skakey in the jungle.

If they even try they'll be bombed within the hour

>>136635547
We're reactionary against popular opinion, it's only best to go with North Korea on this one. I sense FJ will likely be the front of this.

>>136631247
Press S to spit on grave

>>136632017
>Guam
>cheap
I don't think you've ever been there my good man.

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>>136635547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x_9KEogM8

>>136631247
Kim Jong Fatty is not stupid enough to attack America. He knows that in this case China would not support him.

China is the only reason why America didn't bomb the living crap out of them

>>136631723
Nice

>>136636127
At the point a nuke is used the equations become very different. The only variable is if NK is considered to be persuadable by escalation in the way that Iran, for example, is not.

Like for Iran it makes sense to annihilate them first strike. They wont stop if we trade cities, nyc foe teheran, etc. Same with ISIS.

Also the USA would put everyone on notice. Anybody spools up is an instant first strike on them.

the only downside to this is that a lot of our military members come from guam.

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reminder that if you believe anything the MSM says about North Korea, you are a bitch to the globalist agenda.

almost every single thing you are told about them is a lie.

>ITT r/the_donald faggots worry about kimchi promising to nuke america for the 100th time this year

>>136631247
Guam is based in the Pacific Ocean, and was the first US territory to be captured by the Japanese in WWII. US military bases make up 29% of the land area of Guam.
It's a fairly major target in the Pacific, especially as nuking it would solely be targeting Americans, rather than starting kerfuffles with SK and Japan. I suppose the idea is to only threaten the US and make other Asian countries step off.

>>136631723
kek, absolutely true

>>136637201
.... and trump isn't going to attack him because he knows that would unleash an all out attack on seoul

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aw god damnit I don't really want to be one of those old smelly veterans that has to come to schools telling about the shit they've done, if I live of course.

>>136631513
One of our oldest colonies :(, bye bye spanish micronesia

>>136631723
Fucking kek

>>136637444
North Korea has more to lose if they attack

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>>136637368

>>136635733
BOO

>>136635733
66 .357 33

I like it either way.

>>136637516
Shouldn't you be off stealing fish from the channel and crashing your fishing boats into RN Destroyers off the coast of Gibraltar?

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>>136631723
Nice

>>136631247
press f to pay respects

>>136637709
shouldn't you be getting cuck'd by Shaheer Pataliputra

>>136635547

Will be hard to shitpost from a trench whilst sheltering from artillery

>>136636280
Awesome Alaska hat.

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The DPRK is not the unified state that DPRK likes to portray itself as. Kim is constantly having to kill generals and other high-ranking government types, in increasingly bizarre and terrifying ways, to maintain his hold on power. His position is a lot more tenuous than people are lead to believe.

So, Trump is putting Kim in an impossible position. If Kim backs down, he'll look weak, and someone will likely stick a knife in his back. If Kim takes DPRK into a war with the USA, North Korea and everyone in it will cease to exist, and so someone will stick a knife in his back in order to save the country (or save the world, they'll say).

Trump's strategy is to have Kim assassinated/deposed by one of his own generals, and it's coming along nicely. I imagine China's working hard to pick the next leader.

Cap it.

>>136637850
how do you say dindu nuthin in korean?

>>136637709
actually im serius concern becouse i was about to move to korea 24 of august, hope that if something big happend is before i go

>>136636993
Everyone will oppose the war because drumpf. So reactionary opinion would be for the war.

>>136637850
what a cuck I hope he realises how much of a cuck he is once a nuke obliterates his asshole

>>136631247
To reach Guam the missile would have to go over SK and Japan right? I'm sure they would be thrilled about that.

>>136638180

Property values way down once nucular ruins famalam

>>136631247
i hope they nuke us and a too. dipshit country

>>136638260
Wouldn't the thaad be able to take it down then?

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>>136637850
I wish these cucks would get out of my country.

>>136638417
what are you even saying?

>>136638180
SK is just a poor imitation of Japan nowadays, don't know why you'd want to live there.

>>136631513
it's 210 sq. miles of prostitutes and frustrated military people getting eaten by snakes, sharks, and STDs. Mostly jungle. It's a very strategic military base for the USA.

Despite its flaws, an attack on Guam would be the equivalent of attacking American homeland, in terms of force of retaliation.

Is it happening?

>>136638593
The only snake species that exists on Guam is nocturnal and isn't lethal enough to hurt humans.

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>>136637368
yeah sure thing bud

>>136638592
He fell for the kpop meme obviously

>>136631247
wh guam? is there a us base there?

sounds like a false flag

>>136631513
It's that shit derived from a trees bark that keeps gum together?

>>136638904
Navy base for missile subs and an Air Force base for nuclear bombers.

>>136633346
You beautiful bastard

>>136639005
Not as significant as nuking Cali to Americans I'm afraid, Kim will have to try to pick a better target next time.

>>136638593
i dont want the u.s. to have aggressively positioned military bases

this sounds like an easy way for the jews to rile up a war wiTout sacrificing one of theor electoral vote centers

if kim was gonna go out, hed nuke new york or dc or los angeles

guam is nothing

>>136638829
>clearly a shoddy photoshop blackout
fooled again, goyim

>>136639168
It would be like Pearl Harbor to us. Hawaii wasn't a state then, either.

>>136638799
Some people are fucking terrified of snakes even if they logically know they're harmless. Like a jump scare, if you don't expect it there's just some instinct of fear.

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>>136631247
Fake and gay

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>>136635733
>>136637589
>>136637598
lmao cucks

>>136637850
Let's let NK nuke us and not stoop down to their level for a war. We're better than this

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrIAoajRIUY
Koreans and spics are waving their cocks.

>>136637850
what a retard

>>136631247
Literally nothing happening

>>136637368
not one of those buildings has electricity

>>136636137

More like no one knows about it.

>south american
>burger education

Neither do you, shithead.

>>136642370
What do you know about South America burger want-to-be?

>>136642574

Well for one, I know its geological location.

>>136631723
>>136631723
thanks God

>>136642726
*geographical
Good try, though, future New Yorker.

So how will leftist and libshits react if Guam gets nuked
#notallgooks ?

>>136642847

Geographical is used incorrectly when we're talking about Earths physical structure.

>>136643017
We aren't talking about Earth's physical structure, though. We are talking about the land mass colloquially called South America.

I'm really really scared about a possible nuclear war...

>>136643245

We're talking about where X is located on Earth so yes, we're talking about a geological location instead of the species or sub-species of a geographical one. Don't skip school kids!

>>136643371
Dont be a cuck and enjoy the shitfest

Do it, do it you fuck, fucking nuke guam, fucking do it

>>136637980
I think that what you have said is a real posibility. The overthrow of the leadership is more preferable than war. The usual tactics used by the US and the CIA and others are proving more difficult because of the secrecy and isolation of NK. I wouldn't be surprised if that kid who was sent home as a vegatable was CIA and was sent home in that condition as a warning.

what the fuck is a guam

>>136643429
>geological location
Please tell me you guys aren't bankrupt because you spent it all on education.
Actually, I'm going to assume you are a guy in a nascar hat on a Caribbean vacation who can't get a passport.

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>>136635547
>/pol/ is mostly draftable-aged men
>yfw /pol/ fights and wins the war then shitposts about it

>>136631247
>I told you so I told you so!
>>136631863

How about I told you so, back in 1999. He was saying THEN "three to four years" and calling out the rotten pussies we've been "electing" for decades:
https://youtu.be/XjXZNJ50GN0

>>136631723
>Conservatives rush to google "Guam"
>Oh, so that's where it is. Okay.

>Liberals rush to google "Guam"
>Nice, now I can talk down on more people over Facebook for not knowing!
>Fucking Conservatives let this happen! REEEEEE
>You mean you don't even know where Guam is? RIGHT WING LOW IQ RETARD!! REEEEE

>>136631411
Kike mind raper.

>>136631513
Its someplace my taxes go, I'm sure

>>136644014
Two cheeks of the same arse methinks.

>>136643723

>Please tell me you guys aren't bankrupt because you spent it all on education.

Basically, a chain reaction of a clusterfuck that went on for too long.

>>136644218
Yeah and only one of those cheeks gets spanked when something goes wrong. Guess which.

>>136643371
Wow, if Hitler could see you now. Scared and shitting yourself. A disgrace to the German people.

>>136644178
Your taxes could be going to NK soon. In the form of a couple of ICBM's

>>136643472
Yes, only cucks dislike nuclear holocaust, sissy girly lady men like him, whereas real men such as ourselves enjoy global nuclear annihilation.

>>136643371
Yeah, must suck with all those brownies raping all your women and children while you hide under your bed like the pathetic fucking cucks that you are.

Such a strong presence, I'm sure Britain will give you the money you claim they owe. And the boats. And whatever other asinine demand your retarded dictators make...

Guam has some pretty dank beaches in the secluded northern area. Also some delicious local bbq. The local indians fucking hate the nips but it is otherwise trump country. They pipe in a ton of pro us propaganda there.

>>136637980
>Dat ass
JUST DRAW PORN ALREADY, HORSEY.

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>>136631247
>tfw too old and autistic to draft
I'll just wait on the homefront.

>>136638593

I've been deployed to guam twice. I will very much miss the island poosi and gonorrhea. There is advice passed around that if you should only fuck the younger women I'm talking 16ish give or take a year. It really is an Island of STDs. Also there is very clear areas they don't want soldiers going. Island is pretty damn nice as long as you keep your shoes on until you get to the waterline and don't catch an STD. I always miss it.

>>136644433
No pain, no gain my friend.

>>136631723
I really need God to teach me where Israel is.

>>136645682
God will tell you it's in your heart. Reason will teach you that it was a rebellious Roman Province. The choice is yours to make.

I'm sorry boos


The game

>>136645416

Isn't Guam just worse Hawaii?

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>>136631723

>>136635547
Tfw Most /pol/ users would get drafted
Tfw /mlp/ users are the safest on the site

>>136635547

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh_WmBAGRcQ

I'm in Thailand for holidays. Cmon can the war wait

The game

Americans not knowing what Guam is is just as bad as not knowing what Hawaii or Puerto Rico is. It's your fucking territory.

>>136646239
I have keratoconus. I'll crack a beer and watch the world burn.

>>136642976
They'll find some bullshit "REASON" to blame Trump

>>136644846
If you dont have a choice then youre better off having fun with it

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IMAAAAAGINE AAAAAALL THE PEEEEEEOPLE...
DANCING WITH GIIIIIIIIDDY GLEEEEEEE -- OOH! OOH!

>>136646460
Then you'll miss out on the greatest part of fighting in a senseless war; jamming to free jazz while everyone around you dies https://youtu.be/Q3iwyvAtC9o

Lost last week and just thought of it


>>136647154

>>136631247

What the fuck is Guam and why should i care?

>>136638005
riddundue nuthfin

>>136647656
It's a nuclear sub and bomber base.

>>136647656
It's a shit island with poor brown people.
Also it has a US naval base and hospital.
I was stationed there for 2 years. Lots of flips there

>>136635970
>>136636137
>>136642370
>>136642574
>>136642726
>>136642847
>>136643017
>>136643245
>>136643429
>>136643723
>>136644335

stahhp

>>136645930
Yes to be fair it is, however, you do not have entitled and annoying islanders who think they are somehow the greatest thing in the world. In Guam they know their place and they are eager to please so long as they are treated well. If they aren't treated well typically others stationed there for longer will rough you up and make you understand. All around a pretty awesome place.

>>136631247
how come no one bombs africa! for fuck sakes.

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>>136631723

>>136631723
>god in id
Nice.

>>136650782
what are we gonna gain from putting down some mud huts

>>136650782
too difficult to fight african "is this city bombed yet?" kang tactics

>>136632583

>Why isn't this being reported widely right now?

It's on like every news site.

>>136631247

This has to be empty rhetoric. C'mon, little Kimmy isn't REALLY this fucking retarded is he?

A few towel heads knocked down a couple buildings and we wiped out 2 countries. I can't even fathom how we'd respond to a direct attack on our military infrastructure...

Guam? LOL wtf is Guam? What kind of name of a country is that? That sounds like sauce I would get at the Mexican restaurant. Can I get a burrito and some nachos with some Guam on the side. Hahahaha stupid.

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>>136645682

>>136651758

What is this I want to play...

>>136631319
Based

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YOU GUYS I know whats going on. MSM is calling trump out on his utlimatum. I DONT THINK NK ISSUED THAT GUAM THREAT. The (((source))) is here: https://www.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fkcnawatch.co%2Fnewstream%2F1502235074-410504026%2Fu-s-should-be-prudent-under-present-acute-situation-spokesman-for-kpa-strategic-force%2F&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGpS9NhqPkVFEwAljjcw2VkxDX3tg

But thats just an english language aggregator for the REAL KCNA news site which is currently "Down". Just like Twitter was "down" when assange went missing!

Pretty sure MSM is forcing Trump into a missile crisis, either he backs down and looks like a puss, or else first strikes and lord knows where that goes.

Either way Lockheed Martin and Boeing make bank, and CNN finally gets new eyeballs on its screens.

>>136634828

Good. Boom the economy for high paying real jobs in the DoD sector. I knew a STEM degree was the right move. We need To our toys to use to show all how good we are.

Basically back up world, USA is here and we got
The biggest swinging dick in the sandbox

>>136652237
wait assange is still missing?

>>136631247
Who gives a shit about some island that's about to tip over anyway.

>>136631247
Fuck Guam and fuck kike Dramph.

>also believing Jewish news.

The only reason they want to start this BS is a Lockheeb Martin gets another contract.

>>136631513
sounds like a fruit, I dont like it

>>136651758
This a game

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>>136631723
amazing comment

>>136652643
nice reference

>>136631723
Did no one notice the ID?

>>136631723
>that Id

>>136652048
https://classicreload.com/shadow-president.html

>>136631247
Guam is stupid. Also the Black guy in congress told me it was going to capsize anyway.

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theyre not nuking guam you imbeciles

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>>136631723

>>136654759
Mention assange, get shills posting LARP memes

>>136654759
LARP more faggot

>>136631319
This this this.

>>136631513
"Guam is an island, that at its widest level is 12 miles from shore to shore at its smallest level, smallest location 7 miles between one shore and the other. Very small island, about 24 miles if i recall long. So 24 miles long, about 7 miles wide at the least widest place of the island, about 12 miles long at the widest part of the island. My, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over, and capsize". - Hank Johnson, Democratic Representative from Dekalb County, GA (East Atlanta) who replaced Cynthia McKinney

>>136631247
>Rest in peice Guam
Learn to spell fag.
peace.

>>136637850
PREACH IT BROTHER remember if we nuke north korea, THEY WIN!!!

>>136647656
It's a place where we need to send all Jews and then let Kim nuke the fuck out of them.

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>>136631513
Americannon here, lived in Guam for two years.
Can confirm not many people not know where it is or that the governor goes to congress every year and begs them to forgive guams government debt. Even the governor who used their social security fund to buikld himself a mansion. Sound crazy? They voted him after he did it.

Side note. This reminds me of the fact i used to tell the drunk chicks with us at Denny's after a night of boozing that the 80 guy bussing tables was here because of that and they'd get all sad and cry and carry on. Sad bitches need comforting and much dick was always a convenient place

>>136635222
Trips ...
Does he have any kids?
Is he even married?

>>136631723
Where is Israel again? :v)

>>136631723
Thanks to WW2 I know exactly where Hiroshima and Nagasaki are located in Japan.

>>136635970
Litterally an Island of Inbreds.

>>136639379
He can probably only reliably hit Guam.

>>136636418
Well, 36 MUNS takes care of him. I remember spraying down his mud covered neutering when the CC ordered him fixed because the last one died trying to pork wild bitches (I'm hilarious )

He died of the diabeetus because of that and the fact dipshits kept feeding him candy bars.

>>136652643
grand kek

>>136631723
Hearty kek

>>136646239
Hopefully /mlp/ would keep up the fight against lefty bullshit so we have a good site to come back too.

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>>136631723
>10/10 made me unleash a hearty hue.

>>136646460

>tfw also have keratoconus
wtf I love being an eyelet now

>>136652643

If a nuke is incoming, everyone on Guam should run to one side. It will flip over and the nuke will just hit the underside harmlessly.

>>136632583
>>136632583
because its just a staring match

>>136635103
no because Guam is int he pacific and in actual range other than claimed range

>>136654496
>oceanside
>encinitas
>san marcos

close to heaven on earth

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>>136631723
DELET THIS

My dad was on Guam, always loved the place and wanted to back someday. Maybe now I will get to put my American boots on the ground.

>>136638593

most important it would disrupt the army's pacific supply chain and give north korea some equal footing against the troops in rok + okinawa for around 3-6 months, enough to raze south korea to the ground with their infantry outnumbering yours 20:1

>>136631723

I doubt 99 out of every 100 americans could locate afghanistan on a map

LMAO so much butthurt from commies itt

>>136633346
You win.