Press F to pay respects.

F

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>>136629577
Not happening. Unless numerics equal a trifecta it ain't happening move along folks.

F

literally who?

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>being a beta island cuck

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>>136630218
kek

Man that was such a good game

>>136629577
Fuck. My parents moved there after they retired. Cheap cost of living and everyone speaks English. Hope this is all just one of Kim's pranks.

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SSSSSSSSS

Fuck you, Guam.

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Hold on tight. Guam is going to tip over.

>>136629577
Holy shit, did it finally capsize?!

Hank Johnson was right!

>>136630542
Damn, you beat me

>>136630417
Atleast you wont have to pay for their cremation

>>136629577
F

guamanians need not fear. I am the only hero they need
with my strength i will absorb the nukes and challenge the entirety of north korea to a duel

>>136632387
Truly the hero you island monkeys need

>>136632387
/comfy/ proxyposting

>>136633415
guide on how to prove that its not a proxy for a retard
im in guam i dont have smart :(

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>>136632387
Grab your gun, you are in a for a wild fight.

>Also Captcha says Magnum

>>136633620
Take a picture of outside, or the beach.

>>136630417
Call your family now and tell them you love them to death

>>136633620
Tell us what you want the world to know before you die. We need to document you and your future sacrifice.

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>>136629577
they'd sooner nuke Yokota in japan then Guam. kills two birds with one stone.

>>136633620
Move outta there
Now

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>>136629577
F

>>136629577
>Press I to easily intercept the pathetic Nork Missile

I

>>136630062
Isn't that New zealand?