Brit/pol/- beady edition

>>136626953

I've got nasty smelly swomparse but cba to shower

Anyone else know these feel?

>>136626953
>scot
>beady
try harder.
look at all that brainpower he's conserving

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/08/judges-worried-law-post-brexit-position-clear-mud-neuberger

>Lord (((Neuberger)))

>>136627404
Let's archive
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/08/judges-worried-law-post-brexit-position-clear-mud-neuberger

>>136627455
Plz be my ai gf

Arab Christian from the Sudan living in the UK here AMA.

>>136627168
You're a disgrace. Have a bath if not a shower.

You're a complete fucking disgusting waste of air.

>>136627644
Should I have another cuppa before turning In?

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>>136627776
What type of tea?

>>136627654

Don't have a bath, only an umcomfy cubicle shower

Worth a read
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3914586/Googles-Ideological-Echo-Chamber.pdf

>>136627168
Moist arsewipes mate. Leaves your rusty sheriffs badge lemony fresh and kissably soft.

Just keep them separate from the domestos bleach bog wipes or you'll know about it

>>136627644
What are your thoughts on the recusant refusal to adhere to the mandatory usage of the 1552 book of common prayer?

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Is 'not an argument man' a cult leader?

>>136627905
Taylors yorkshire

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>Plemgph going after North Korea for World Jewry after fucking up in Syria

The absolute STATE of the alt-right

>>136627927
Why don't you have a bath lad?

Anyway, if you're that desperate to avoid the shower, here's a tip from my travels in India.
>Buy flour or talcum power
>With hands, apply to areas prone to sweat
>Coat underwear in talcum powder
>Place absorbent material between boxers and shorts

had my first black coffee earlier, was fucking grim

>>136627927
Lose weight then that shower cubicle will be more comfy.

>>136628120
It sucks.

>>136627168
Are you a girl

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>>136628253
COME HOME YKTD MAN

>>136628152
He's a total meme, whatever he is.

Don't know why people take him seriously

>>136628253
You're scum.

Go away. You're not welcome here. Things have improved since you left.

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>>136628120
In my south sudanese arab christian school we were not raised into any specific denomination, we were allowed to make our own mind up when we came of age. For all you westerners talk of freedom you sure do not have much of it. Overall I think christians should be more like c.s lewis and his 'mere christianity'. We're all brothers at the end of the day. I personally identify more with my race than with my religion.

>>136628274
Was it freshly brewed from beans, or instant?

>>136628241
No tea. Chamomile or sleepy tea only. I mean it.

>>136628263
That sounds like a recipe for some kind of arse cement mate

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>>136628274

>>136627340
Lowland scots = anglo

>>136628474
instant i think

>>136627776
cuppa before turning in and you'll piss the bed
your mummy will be well mad
she'll spank you raw and wank you dry
you bang your mum
motherfucker
sick cunt
get gassed incest insects

>>136628253
Marry me

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>>136628687

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>>136628253

>>136628253
Preusse and Rightly want to fight you.

>>136628687
I work for a poetry magazine. Do you want a job as a professional poet man? That was beautiful I feel very much. Soul rending.

>>136628512
Never tried that. I'm fucked anyway, run out of milk :(

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>>136628687

>>136628802
Don't insult.

>>136628883
Tea contains a lot of caffeine and caffeine is a stimulant. It'll keep you awake and ruin your sleeping pattern. Please be more careful.

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RARAGH!!!

>>136628555
Talc is the best solution for sweaty arse crack.
>>136628670
There's the problem. Instant coffee taste is supposed to be masked by milk and sugar. Freshly ground black coffee, brewed up properly is a totally different drink.

>>136628253
Look at what has happened to this general https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/136405453/#q136443689

Please come back and put the tripfags back in their place

>North Korean state-run media reports the country is "carefully examining" a plan to strike the U.S. Pacific territory of Guam with missiles

Haha kek Un is a madman

>>136628432
Denomination is important and determines the material puycomes of faith. For example, do you agree with the interpretation that the fact that the Kingdom of God is "taken by force" presupposes personal effort. When the Apostle Paul says, "it is not of him that willeth," this means that one's efforts do not produce what is sought. It is necessary to combine them: to strive and to expect all things from grace. It is not one's own efforts that will lead to the goal, because without grace, efforts produce little; nor does grace without effort bring what is sought, because grace acts in us and for us through our efforts. Both combine in a person to bring progress and carry him to the goal. (God's) foreknowledge is unfathomable. It is enough for us with our whole heart to believe that it never opposes God's grace and truth, and that it does not infringe man's freedom. Usually this resolves as follows: God foresees how a man will freely act and makes dispositions accordingly. Divine determination depends on the life of a man, and not his life upon the determination. Or do you instead prefer the interpretation that the universality of salvation means that it is granted not only to those who explicitly believe in Christ and have entered the Church. Since salvation is offered to all, it must be made concretely available to all.
Grace comes from Christ; it is the result of his Sacrifice and is communicated by the Holy Spirit. It enables each person to attain salvation through his or her free cooperation?

>>136628253
Is this the real YKTD?

>>136629322
Leave Norks alone.

i admit it. i am a homo and i have a boyfriend

>>136629406
No, wrong trip.

>>136629173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Lb826WvFA

>>136629322

Hope they actually do something mad for once and its not all smack talk we could do with a good Happening as its been a boring summer.

>>136629469
Sickening.

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>>136628386
>>136628769
>>136629251
No

Much like Britain you are now alone in the dark and doomed because of your own stupid choices - I'm not saving you this time from greggsposters and insane rectumgazing tripfags. You never had it so good!

>>136627168
>Anyone else know these feel?
No you fucking cretin, go and wash yourself you literal animal.

Pleeeaaaaasssee be a happening

>Kim Jong Ordered Guam Plan After U.S. Air Force Flyover—North Korea

>Operational Plan “To Be Soon Reported to the Supreme Command”— North Korea

>If Carried Out, U.S. Will Be “First To Experience the Might of the Strategic Weapons of the DPRK”—North Korea

>North Korea Urges U.S. Not to “Regret Today in the Future”

>>136628861
go on then
better keep your word mind
mummy would be very displeased had she come to know you broke a promise
she'd likely tug your y-fronts down
roll back the overly long foreskin of your crooked frightened willy
and suck till her face ached
serious
your family is disgusting
burn in the wretched pits of hell cunt

>>136629592
its actually really wonderful
ill never forget my first kiss, my heart fluttered and i felt so happy

>>136629668
>insane rectumgazing tripfags.
He obviously didn't mean me.

>>136629668
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Stop talking about leaving and just do it,

Permanently.

>>136629064
>Please be more careful.
top banter lad

>>136629843
cunt

>>136629351
Either god is completely sovereign or he isn't god at all. I don't believe in free will. I think god is guiding us somewhere and that all the suffering and horror in the world has significance and will be justified in the end.

I unironically bought one of those mini desk trolleys from poundland

>>136629747
>born too early to explore space
>born too late to expore the new world
>born just the right time to experience the ruined wasteland of Guam after a nuclear explosion

>>136629469
day of the rope for you and your cooperative sinner

feels good being literally on the other side of the world from Best Korea lads

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>>136629668
I know you want to come back lad. You get those urges daily. You see something in the news and you think "I need to post about it on brit/pol/" but then you remember you made a big exit speech and you would look like a bit of a hypocrite if you came back for good. YKTD, listen to me, you shaped this general and it's spiraling out of control in your absence. You are the only one who can fix it. You are the anti-hero. Come home Welshman.

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>tfw someone justifies voting for one party because they hate another party even more

>>136629887
Post your mug.

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>>136629843

>>136630045
If God is sovereign, can't he choose to leave certain things up to the actions of humans, to test us? If he is all-powerful, why doesn't he have the power to allow us to have free will?

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Anyone else get unreasonably angry when they see narcissistic shitposters post crap like this on Facebook? No one fucking cares you cunt shut the fuck up, if you have a problem with someone either stop speaking to them or confront them about it, stop signalling drama like anyone cares you utter mong.

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>>136630384

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>>136629843

>>136630349
>t. YKTD's mobile

No-one wants you here, YKTD.

>>136630490
As someone with a facebook, No I don't
What you're doing now is strangely similar, however

>>136630490
I don't get what she's saying

>>136630490
I normally call them out on it.

Why are you Brits so mean to your academics like Mary Beard? Even Monica Lewinsky is defending her now. Why haven't you defended her, britbros??
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/aug/07/monica-lewinsky-joins-mary-beard-in-twitter-row-over-black-roman-britons

>>136630623
>What you're doing now is strangely similar, however
Shit, you're right. Looks like it's time to off myself.

Has anybody here actually ever read The Greater Britain by Oswald Mosley? If so, what did you think?

>>136630700
Single mum pissed that her baby daddy can't take the kid off of her so she can get railed by that bloke off Tinder.

>>136630782
IIRC even the Norman conquest only increased the population by around 5 percent.

>>136630349
This general shall reap what it has sown.

>>136629747
It won't be.

>>136630443
Why would he want to test us? He already knows everything. He's simply leading us to heaven through everything that happens. Free will is impossible for anything that has been created god is only god because he was never created, god may be all powerful but he can only create things out of things that have always existed, he's using himself as building material to take us to heaven.

bought some pokemon cards earlier.

dint get any good pulls. how has your day been?

>>136630490
You get (kind of) used to this kind of shit when you live in a flat/grow up around women. They always bitch about people behind their backs, but never bring up the relevant problem to said person's face because "Like, you just can't. That's not how it works..."

I just use facebook to harass online customer support.

>>136630290
its great, i get to lift and be a tough guy in the gym and get by in my day, but with him i can be the soppy fag that i am, cuddle into him while we watch movies, and not be expected to be this big strong macho guy, i get to be submissive.

>>136630002
i did used to be a homophobe but i couldent fight my feelings

>>136630960
The Romans were diverse. You've paid your academics for the past forty years to research this so that they'd be sure about it. Why do you let trolls attack fine British scholarship now? Rise, Britannia, and defend Mary Beard!

>>136630833
Eddie why don't you always post like this

wtf does rectumgazing even mean

>>136631251
Even if you were to argue Britain was a diverse country, no reasonable person could ever argue it was Islamic.

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>>136629747
>hits Guam
>not California

>>136631388
Leave Norks alone please.

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>>136631388
their missiles can't reach that far.

>>136631336
when you see so far up a gaped arsehole you see stomach acid

>>136631357
Nobody's arguing that Roman Britain was Islamic, just that it's accurate to portray a Roman Britain in which the local slaves were white while the Roman masters and military were brown or black.

How is it that all of the tripfaggots crawl out from under their rock at the same time?

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>Gronald Dumpf is going to get us all killed

>>136631336
Checking the porridge got stirred properly

>>136630782
Monica
Fucking
(((Lewinsky)))

Why is she still alive and speaking?

>>136630960
Roman*
There's not really any definitive proof of population increase but it's assumed to be small. The population in 100BC was 1.5m and in 1100 it was just 1.7m so the Romans didn't exact much change.

The Normans increased the population by about 100% though.

>>136631631
We organise raids on the discord

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>>136631651
what happened?

>>136623360
I'm here, but I'm sick like I thought.

>>136623475
>discord
Bait harder lad.

>>136630782
I really wish PJW had used an example from literally any of the other episodes from that "educational" series, rather than the one from the time period for which it could be argued that there were perhaps 3 black people in Britain.

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>>136631631
Same person.

>>136631803
norks taking about nuking guam

>>136631707
AFAIK, Roman Britain was only matched in population around the late middle ages.

>>136631617
The Roman military were essentially white. And about 1% of their military was black, but most of those would be posted around NA and Southern Europe, not send to Britain. They probably brought a handful of nig slaves to this island but not enough to warrant portraying them as a real demographic of the age.

We have never found a nig skeleton in the UK from Roman times as far as I'm aware.

>>136631388
The Pentagons Brain An Uncensored History of DARPA has a fascinating section of the civil defence plans that were devised during the formative years of the nuclear weapons project in the United States, basically it was that people drive out of the cities, pull over and hide in ditches. Obviously goes into much more detail than that, worth a read.

just had a nice cuppa, ready to start comfy hours

God has to deal with the fact that he can't create anything that wasn't created, meaning anything he creates won't have free will.

It won't have free will so it can't be perfect and can go wrong.

He nobly decided to make things anyway because otherwise there would be nothing.

None of us are perfect so we go wrong.

Jesus nobly says 'look god, it's all my fault, forgive them' like a leader.

Jesus is divine, Jesus was god's apology for existence.

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>>136626953
Is it ever worth getting these things?
Was thinking of getting it for a birthday present.

>>136631726
DELET THIS.

>He doesn't realise Roman history was whitewashed
>He's never heard of Emperor Ne(g)ro

ROMANBRITAINWASNOTETHNICALLYDIVERSEINTHESLIGHTEST

what's a nice british comic to get a signed copy of? I'm tempted to get a Judge Dredd signed by Alan Grant and John Wagner or a Preacher signed by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon

>>136632280
Enoch Powell signed businesscard

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>>136631910
>>136631956
>>136632059
>>136632181
>>136632215
>>136632267
>All these tripnonces

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https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/894511141757616128

>>136631147
Heavenly Father cares not that you go to the gym and get by
He cares that you lay down with other men
you will be judged severely
repent and beg forgiveness heathen woofter

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>>136632059
>comfy hours
>11:52
I hate new tripfags.

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>>136632215
Still a virgin lad?

>>136631910
But it doesn't look like, from what I've read, the Romans actually added to our population by any significant number.

Claudius took Southern Britain with just 4 legions (20,000 men) and Boudica fought with around 100,000 men so the Romans can't have had many more than that.

When you look at what the Romans left here you can see that they can't have numbered too many.

>>136631956
Watch this tripe.
>if we get nuked you may have to stay inside for a few days
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7_Hds-4f5k

>>136631617
all members of the roman legions had to be citizens of the Rome the city. non romans were only allowed to be auxiliaries and there was even an auxilliary cavalry cohort made up of britons. you cannot have a black citizen of rome unless they were auxilliaries that served for 25 years got their plot of land and then rejoined the army.

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>>136632267
i think you'll find you are mistaken laddy. i'll give you 5 to delet this

>>136632468
Give him time to settle, he's only been here a day.

>>136632421
looks like john oliver in a beatles wig

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>>136632280
Watchmen

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Make sure not to criticise Islam, we do not tolerate hatred in this country!

>>136632114
Not really, but if you want them, get them.

>>136632599
https://twitter.com/ThamesVP/status/894157987597750273

>dat reply

>>136632527
Yes, but Romans also brought sewer systems, roads, and better housing which meant people lived for longer, thus reproducing more, and also meaning more people would be alive at any one time.

>>136632527
I beleive the population growth was down to improved living conditions, so it was native.

>>136631617
But even if we were to take what you said as true just for the sake of argument, you have to understand that the criticism being laid against Mary Beard is not because people care so passionately about Roman Britain, and nor is that the reason she made the comments in the first place, the reason she made those comments was to try and undermine criticisms of mass migration and that's why people criticised her for it. She was making a false equivalence between the past minor ethnic minorities and migration in Britain then and the ethnic minorities and level of migration here now, but the fact is that as I said I think that even in the Norman conquest the population only increased by about 5 percent as a result, that is nothing compared to the level of migration we have now where in our capital city white Britons are actually a minority.

>>136632724
Romans lied like fuck about battles.

>>136632653
This is what you get for starting a normie-tier facebook meme page. All those pages are cringe.

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Who the fuck is this Caesar Salah?

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>Sorry, I had to go see about a girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkmxbZTos6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkmxbZTos6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkmxbZTos6w

>>136631726
Shhhh.

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>>136632653
Why is it always Bedfordshire pulling this shit

>>136630782

>Mary Beard
>"academic"
>uses the Historia Augusta as a serious source
>seems to think that Syrians and Egyptians were black

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>>136632855
Yet another fetid triproach.

>>136632618
I found an old Prog of 2000ad signed by Brian Bolland. I might grab that

The deeper I get into this cut, the stupider I get and the slower my brain works and the more confusing the world gets. As my testosterone levels drop I feel like left wing views start to make more sense.

>>136632724
They did bring some good stuff here, though we had roads and basic sewer systems before they got here. Also bear in mind that much of the roman technology wasn't for the natives, but kept for themselves. But I'll accept the point about the overall population increasing due to longer life, though that doesn't explain the numbers on this page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_England

>>136632754
Yeh I'll go with that.

>>136633123
Is it this one?

>>136632514
I promise Brit/pol/ will be the first to know if the situation changes

>>136633235
Cutting doesn't make T drop you fucking retard. Stop talking bollocks

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>>136633275
>forgot image

>>136633326
Yes it does and it takes a long time to recover too.

>Sitting in a radiation lab right now repeating Rutherford's experiment

So now I'm not just sick but I might end up with skin cancer (alpha particles won't go any deeper than the dermis). Remember me as I was lads.

>>136633316
Don't you think you should tell her first?

>>136633353
no it's an old one from the 70's

>>136631556
>>136631676
does it mean kiss-ass/circle jerkers? has yktd invented his own language?

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>>136632855

>>136633424
I assume it will be obvious to the lucky lady when the time comes

>>136633681
>if
ftfy

>>136633381
Wrong. Estrogen may decrease, leading to lower T but only if you cut like a faggot. And T comes back quick as fuck. Stop making excuses for being a scrawny faggot

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>>136632653
Assalam brother did I miss anything?

>>136633326
Why are people so angrily confident about things they know nothing about?

>>136633423
I thought all Australian's had skin cancer anyway.

>>136633784
>Leading to lower T
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What did he mean by this?

>>136633749
You are a faggot and I recommend you kill yourself

>>136633872
Okay fine

>>136633936
They thrived from using niggers as slaves lmao what a fucking idiot

>>136633936
And there was me thinking that it was down the military might and strategy, if only the British Empire had more blacks we could still sing "Britania rule the waves" but unironically.

>>136633863
Nice apostrophe m8

>>136634152
>>136633872
https://www.testshock.com/the-10-commandments-of-maintaining-testosterone-levels-while-dieting/

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>>136634152
Stop being racist and buy the (((Economist))).

>>136633681
Sex is for bluepilled wagecuck normies anyway

>>136634152
I like u so im going off pol so you don't feel uncomfortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-9V8dvA_JM

>>136634341
The only thing that's made me uncomfortable is this kissyposting thing you're doing. Terrible song. Terrible picture. Just terrible.

>>136634318
>The Roman Empire failed because it didn't import enough niggers
WEWLAD
I'm certainly pro mass-migration now. Will be subscribing to the Economist immediately. I cannot believe I've been so wrong about everything.

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>>136634646
I've already gone so I can't read this.

>>136633807
like how you fiercely deny that you are a rapebaby and were adopted?

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>>136634779
Okay bye lad.

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>>136634887
>>136634959

Sorry i've already gone so this is air to me and i'll never read it.

>>136633863
Pretty much yeah, bloody ozone hole m8.

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>tfw home bargains doesn't have the right colour of picture frame you want

fucking hell i just want to spruce my room up a bit with matching frames

>>136635437
>what is paint

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Are we going to war with nk? I half hope they nuke our population centres with some super duper secret subs so we can start anew from the ashes.

And no you can't join my cannibal gang

>>136635437
>frames
Faggot. Just stick your pictures up with blutac

>>136635604
I hope so, It's about time some real shit happens. The world has been boring since the fall of the USSR and people have become complacent.

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>>136635605
i prefer having stuff in decent condition. especially signed comics from over 20 years ago

>>136635604
>north korea inadvertantly wipes out the UK ISIS population


>>136635500
wouldn't look as nice rightly

>>136635604
The fact that North Korea has masses of artillery guns pointed at Seoul means that if there were to be some kind of airstrike on North Korea, it would probably be organised and prepared with the utmost secrecy and we (the UK) would only know about it when/after it had happened.

>>136635729
September 11th was quite a big event.

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>>136635729
What's it like living in a scorched wasteland?

>>136635815
>wouldn't look as nice rightly
Why? You could use spray paint so long as you used the proper PPE

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>>136635815
>putting signed comics on your wall

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>>136636124
No

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>>136636015
You don't appreciate art from your childhood? Here is (you)r refund.

>>136636124
Animal. Cut them off like a normal human, then chew them.

>>136636489
>>136636124
When I use clippers they go all jagged though. If I use my teeth I can always get a nice smooth edge.

>>136636635
learn to use clippers you nob

>>136636635
Use nail scissors lad

>>136635893
Too few died desu senpai.

>>136636635
1. Biting them can cause tooth damage
2. Use the clippers and then the file on the back to smooth them down.

>>136636635
Just sandpaper the cunts, lad

Biting nails are you 8 years old you cunt?

>>136637004
It's acceptable to bite a nail if it's a scrap in the bastard region right on the edge

>>136637128
You bite them off? I just try to pull them out or scrape under and pull it off. Surprised I haven't tanked half the skin off my finger from doing it before.

>>136632920
>Luton is in Bedfordshire
>EDL started in Luton
>MI5 have probably clandestinely taken over the police force with the aim of containing nationalist movements

just went for a run and now i dont want to kill myself as much anymore

10/10 would recommend

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So I enrolled in the army thanks to all your suggestions. Had my squaddie take this pic of the waifu and I. Hope I inspired you all to enroll now!!

>>136637806
nice raifu for your waifu

>>136637285
Jesus Christ are you mental

Bit slow.

>>136638496
cause you were mean about my picture frame

>>136637445
Night time is such a comfy time of day to be out and about, provided you can avoid getting stabbed or robbed or both. Second only to first light in the morning.

>>136626953
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYyGhVllGfU

>>136638856
Hahaha I thought that advert was going remarkably well until the end there.

>>136639306
>until the end there
>comments disabled
>dem dislikes

>>136638856
Oh for fuck sake. Can they seriously never let us have even a single thing without introducing nogs or trannies to fuck it up?

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The new site is really coming together.

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>>136639844

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>Mfw it could have been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvTOVLtlb7E

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>Absolute state of twitter mongs

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>>136638856
I'd like to think that they got permission to use Disco 2000 from some cunt at the record company, and not from Jarvis himself.

>>136639844
>.org
What's MARBL mean? I like the name irrespective of its meaning, just wondering. Looks smart too, maybe change 'America' to 'USA' though.

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Comfy hours now

>>136626953
The US immigration thing won't happen.

Did anyone read about the idiot manager at MAN who put the bomb in her pocket?

>>136640008
>Implying Cucker isn't a total cuck

>>136640130
Won't be as comfy as last night, not possible.

>>136640115
>maybe change 'America' to 'USA' though.
Bad idea.

>>136640225
what happened last night?

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>>136640130
Unless you live in Birmingham. This is their version of comfy. All those soft binbags full of rotting shit to lie on.

>>136640115
It doesn't really mean much of anything, It's just a good name. I'm sure we can come up with something that sort of makes sense retroactively. I'll give 'USA' a go in a bit and see how it looks compared to 'America'

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>>136640446
Luckily I don't.

>>136640130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml14kGHCBg0

>>136640392
No trips I think.

>>136640257
America only makes sense if it covers the continent

>>136640392
read from >>136529524 onwards. Got really fucking real.

>>136640464
America is more aesthetic, I'll agree with that. It's probably fine, I just prefer USA. to America

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Anyone read (((Nick Cohen)))'s article that's behind the paywall but also 'most read' on the Spectator? I know what the weasley jist of his writing will be but I just wanted to read the comments desu

>>136640837
>America only makes sense if it covers the continent
It could though, I doubt we'll get many USA specific articles, if lump Canada in the same category it could work out okay. Though I suppose then it would make more sense for it to be 'North America' or 'Americas'

>>136640446

I was in sparkhill the other day.

Utter shithole.

Wheres morning papers front page?

>>136633681
If it's got a dick it's a dude

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Did you all read the Waste Land like I told you to last night?

>>136640158
Anyone interested? Or you ok with DHS in the UK..

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>>136640662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3CATWhnW9Y
Comfy

>>136638671
good thing about living in a white sub-urban town is that I don't have to worry about any of that

>>136641412
For now

>>136640983
If I was doing CAN and NZ I'd have the headings UK, USA, CAN, AUS, NZ but that would look horrible. I guess most of the S Americas are pointless though other than Venuezela and Mexico

>>136635956
>PPE for spray paint
Bwahahahaha, what PPE are you going to wear when u fight pube? A CUP? (I would desu)

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Comfy and close to home.

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>>136641628
Yeah, the acronyms don't look as good, USA just looks out of place.

>>136641993
Yeh would only make sense with UK and AUS and I think that would look wank. Keep it as it was I think.

What's the plan with it? Get stuff sent in or write yourself? Who are you going after? How are you planning on building numbers?

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In here it's death...

Just found this article from a month ago, how was this never discussed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40479221?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/b0cfd00d-c7fd-41ac-9fb0-52ac13e769e8/portugal&link_location=live-reporting-story

>The Portuguese defence minister initially described the raid as "serious", but the size of the missing arsenal only emerged when El Español (in Spanish) published what it said was a list of the stolen armaments. Among the weapons taken were:

>1,450 9mm ammunition cartridges
>150 hand grenades
>44 anti-tank grenades
>18 tear gas grenades
>102 explosive charges
>264 pieces of plastic explosive

>El Español said it had seen the list after it was handed to Spain's anti-terror forces.


So where are ISIS going to unleash this lot?

>>136642208
The plan is for it to be a collective effort by brit/pol/. People will write and submit political commentary to the site, at first they will require editor approval but, after proving themselves, they will be allowed to post whenever they like. There were a lot of people volunteering to be contributors when I first brought this up.

I suppose we'll be going after a generic conservative, or at least anti- 'Conservative' market. Most people who've offered to write are either legitimate conservatives or socially conservative left wingers.

As for building numbers, initially this will involve a lot of spamming here and in other similarly minded places. After we have a small base we'll be building it through social media engagement and post boosting. I mean, it's never going to be the next time machine and will almost certainly never make money, but it'll be a fun hobby.

>>136643153
time magazine*

kek

At some point I'll probably start a Slack or something similar to direct those interested in contributing towards.

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Anyone?
No? Good. Me to play. Old endgame lost of old, play and lose and have done with losing. Let me see. Ah yes! Good. Discard. Take it easy. And now? Raise hat. Peace to our... arses. And put on again. Deuce. Wipe. And put on again. We're coming. A few more squirms like that and I'll call. A little poetry.You prayed— You CRIED for night; it comes— It FALLS: now cry in darkness. You cried for night; it falls: now cry in darkness. Nicely put, that. And now? Moments for nothing, now as always, time was never and time is over, reckoning closed and story ended. If he could have his child with him... It was the moment I was waiting for. You don't want to abandon him? You want him to bloom while you are withering? Be there to solace your last million last moments? He doesn't realize, all he knows is hunger, and cold, and death to crown it all. But you! You ought to know what the earth is like, nowadays. Oh I put him before his responsibilities! Well, there we are, there I am, that's enough. Yes, truly! Good. Father! Father! Good. We're coming. And to end up with? Discard. With my compliments. Anyone! No? Good. Since that's the way we're playing it...let's play it that way...and speak no more about it...speak no more. Old stancher!...You... remain.

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Man everywhere I go, I mean like everywhere I be
I hear hoes running they mouth, you should hear how they talk 'bout me.

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What's everyone drinking tonight lads?
I'm sitting here /comfy/ with a nice glass of Olde St Andrew's whisky.

>>136644401
Drank all the wine, drank all the nice single barrel bourbon. Now I'm left with fucking Jim Beam apple, and that's nearly gone too.

>>136643153
I'd happily submit stuff but I'm personally a full ethno-nationalist and I know that's usually too much to push to people and can turn people off. I'm obviously able to scale that back and make it more palpable for a normal audience; something along the lines of Breitbart is where I'd aim I guess.

Despite how I may come across here, I'm actually not too bad at writing; as long as I'm able to add a few graphs/pictures to prove my points or I get far too wordy. If it's economics stuff then I'm basically a lefty so that could work to build readership and I think bringing the far left into the fold is going to be very important in the coming years. They're so, so close to having the same views but they're just not willing to name the problem, they all know it, they're just incapable of saying the (((word))) and they're too hooked into the tolerance meme to actually use their (often relatively high intelligence) to analyse things. I'll definitely follow it on here and will send you some stuff to consider in the near future; just make sure you give some guidance on what you're looking for or you'll be inundated with 1488 nonsense.

I'd rather you built a time machine than time magazine but even just a fun hobby is enough to make it worthwhile. Fair play to you for starting it up.

CAPTCHA: Australia Decoration. Must be fate.

>>136644401
I'm on Wainright. 4 cans for £2.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/proginfo/2017/33/no-more-boys-and-girls

>>136645761
>Having a problem with the programme
>Implying there are genders
>Implying cocks and fannies exist
>Implying evolution hasn't consistently operated on a gender basis
>Implying God didn't intend for men and women to procreate
>Implying that two men cannot naturally have a child
>Implying that two women cannot naturally have a child
>Implying a child doesn't need a male and female influence in their life
>Implying women aren't naturally better at being mothers than men
>Implying men can't breastfeed
>Implying transexuality isn't BASED

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Who is the second best British PM behind Maggie?

>>136646803
Well to start with she's one of the least based you total cuck. Closing down British industry so you can enrich Poland and the USSR is the epitome of unbasedness

>>136646976
>she's one of the least based you total cuck
Spotted the socialist.

Comfortable slacks
Plastic macs
Heavy hanging scrotal sacks

>>136647031
Spotted the globalist

>>136647196
Spotted the 'we shud of cept the mines open lel it wuz wurth it lel' poster.

>>136646803
>>136647031
>>136647653

Nothing to do with socialism or the mines, she was a dirty globalist whore who pushed the United Kingdom much further down the path towards immigration. She didn't do anything legitimately conservative throughout her whole period in office, a neoliberal through and through.

>>136647653
>Destroying swathes of the country for the sake of money is good
>Starting the decline of the working class is good
>Ruining the family unit among the poor is good
>Selling out Britain for the sake of making (((companies))) richer is good
kys

>>136646803
I think history has proved Callaghan did the best he could with a very shit situation

>>136648436
>dude lets keep the mines open for no reason and bleed out money until were a third world economy
Spotted the dumb subsidiser.

>>136648770
Spotted the non-protectionist, non-isolationist, total globalist. Thanks for fucking the world lad.

>>136649176
>dude what is inflation
>dude lets keep the entire country employed in a worthless industry
kys

Imagine a Britain where Thatcher pulled us out of the EEC

i called in a few favours to enlist some autists to help go over the archives to dox Preuße. anyone with any information to put forward just mention it in any britpol thread at any time and well see it.

>>136649678
>thinking the EEC has anything to do with thatcher and not 100% to do with major
kys

>>136649867
He's a fat scottish cunt who lives in Glasgow. Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down much.

Anyone use their rubbish collection as an alarm in the morning?

>>136650344
Yeah usually an alarm that I've had too much to drink and should go to bed before I die of alcohol poisoning.

>>136649273
>Dude what is immigration
>Dude let's just allow the EEC to grow
>Dude let's buy coal off the Poles for 15% less than we produce it ourselves to enrich the companies and provide a net loss to the country
>Dude let's let tens of thousands of workers become unemployed and dependent on the state
>Dude let's force working class families into poverty and create the current 15% youth unemployment rate
>Dude let's be a complete cunt
kys

>>136650620
>dude why cant the government just pay my wages for no reason
>dude lets reject this commodity that we can get overseas for much less
>dude lets just keep up this unsustainable industry for no reason and run our socialist economy into the ground
Fucking retard.

>>136649867
t. Rightly

It's some fat fuck from outside Glasgow who pretends to be a woman and pretends to have money and cars. Probably about 33yo, 5'9" and 15 stone. Probably has a neckbeard and wears Tesco jeans. Also probably uses the bus a lot and buys a lot of whiskey in plastic bottles.

>>136650344
>>136650459
me irl

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Man everywhere I go, I mean like everywhere I be
I hear niggers running they mouth, you should hear how they talk 'bout me.

The ex mining towns have no excuse. It's been 30 years. Adapt or perish. You can't just come to a halt FOREVER because your unsustainable industry had to end.

>>136648223
Though I agree she was tightening immigration and had the same beliefs as Enoch Powell on the topic

>>136650841
The government bought coal from the nationalised companies who operated the mines, the companies paid the staff, the staff pay tax. When you buy abroad you get none of the tax, you help another company/country become rich. You fuck over an established home industry. Are you really this thick?

10s of thousands of people went from being paid, taxpaying, family men to being unemployed, low skilled non-family men. Do you or do you not understand that this costs the country a lot of money? Are you really this thick?

Unsustainable despite the fact we've been importing coal at the same rate we produced it for 2 decades? Are you really this thick?

You're clearly a fucking imbecile lad and that's fine, but I do advise reading something before you start talking shit.

>>136651212
>Adapt or perish
Impossible without assistance from the government. It's a pretty fucking simple concept.

If you keep bringing in cunts from all over the third world to take the low skilled jobs and don't sensibly educate any of the home workers then you'll end with whole areas of people who are out of work, out of the economy and out of society.

The 'right' in this country will be doomed to failure until it starts to target and aim to assist the working class.

>>136651286
>tightening immigration
>had the same views as Enoch Powell
WEWWEWEWEWWWWWWW

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>>136651289
Clearly a fucking retarded socialist who has no understanding of taxation.

>be worker in heavily subsidised industry
>pay into taxes via VAT, income tax etc
>my earnings come almost entirely from government subsidisation
>thus, im dead weight as far as the government is concerned
>government is taking back 80%+ of its own money in taxation
>somehow this is good
???

Did you even pass economics 101 or did you drop out at that stage? How does giving people money only to tax it back make for a good economy? You really think if Thatcher kept the mines open Britain would have the economy it does now?

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>>136650900
I get my jeans from ASDA

>>136650016
We already have more than that but thank you anyway.

>>136650900
Rightly So isn't involved.

>>136651512
I got that from an interview she did on an old BBC documentary on old Enoch, its probably on YouTube somewhere

>>136651132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIGjr3MuL3g

hi, first time ever in this thread.

probably gonna die from alcohol withdrawals, was nice knowing you batty boys briefly

>>136652671
>die from alcohol withdrawals
Weak, weak, weak.

>>136652671
dude go and get booze now
I love you anon

>>136653066
>>136653151
i hit my overdraft limit, no more money. skin is blistering and withdrawals are imminent. at least i wont die a virgin i guess

>>136651690
You're actually an idiot aren't you?

>Pay a public employee £100
>Instantly get back £15 of that in income tax
>Take the profits from the company of, say, £5
>That employee spends his money in the country, 20% of which is VAT (£14.85)
>Make back £30 for every £100 spent
>30%

vs

>Pay a Polish company £85 for the same product
>Allow a British (((company))) to run the businesses
>Charge import and corporation tax, let's say 15% (£15)
>Make back £15 for every £85 spent
>17.5%

Once you take tens/hundreds of thousands of people out of employment, ruin their communities, lower their birth rates, destroy their opportunities you make the country poorer. All of those failures have to be paid for somehow whether through benefits, migration, social housing etc....

>Dead weight as far as the government is concernet
WEW
You clearly have fuck all idea what the fuck you're talking about. If you take a nigger from the middle of Eritrea and put him in Birmingham, give him gibs and a council house, he makes the system of continual growth capitalism stronger. He pays tax on everything he earns, he eventually finds a job and pays tax on his earnings, he puts money into the hands of landlords who pay tax on their earnings as well as tax on their purchases.

The government taking back money in taxation is a good thing for a country. Thatcher was a complete globalist and her decisions have cost this country hundreds of billions in the past few decades. I honestly am astonished that somebody could be so thick to not be able to understand something so simple.


>>136651737
(((ASDA)))
Stop it.

>>136651807
Good to hear

>>136652039
Just because she said something it really doesn't mean she felt that way. Mummy May said, for the past 8+ years, that she would decrease net migration to the tens of thousands yet it has continued to rise under her HS and PMship.

>>136652671
>>136653308
Don't let (((alcohol))) ruin your life lad. Enjoy it, drink it on occasion, be sensible with it. Don't spend all of your money enriching (((people))) who don't give a shit about you. And certainly don't fucking die from it.

>>136653308
where do you live anon?
please go to hospital and they'll get some benzos in ya.. call 999 if you can't get there independently.

>>136653326
Sorry. I meant -£5 and £25 and 25%. Lost track of my point there.

>>136653326
I'm too drunk to argue, but you really think they were paying 85% overseas as it would cost a British worker to produce as much coal? Are you literally brain fucking damaged? They were importing coal for fucking pennies by the mid-80's you fucking clown, Thatcher VS Scargill wasn't all about personalities you silly cunt.

>>136653553
im in too deep, its all or nothing due to alcohol kindling. im in shite health anyway, was never gonna live long

>>136653625
i live in a small town in yorkshire, i actually had some benzos recently but i think theyre all gone

No one cares but four thousand words down. Ten thousand to go.

Didn't have anyone else to tell.

>>136653985
What are you writing?

>>136653907
How bad is it actually? Be honest with yourself. I've known people who were convinced they'd drop dead if they gave up a week.

>>136654036
For some insane reason I've decided to add a masters to my list of qualifications.

>>136654176
Can't comment then, as I only have a bachelors to my name. At least you know the first 75% is the most difficult.

>>136654162
>>136653625
>>136653553
The kindness and general decency of anonymongs never ceases to impress me.

>>136653907
>but i think theyre all gone
Mate, alcohol withdrawal is serious biz as you clearly know. Check, cos they will save your life potentially.

As I said, I love you anon. It's a horrible old world and you're not weak. Call 999 if you have none pls. They won't take you for a joke. I called the emergency services by accident the other day for the first time in my life (had meant to call local no) and they were extremely curtious, professional and helpful. Believe me, they've heard it all.

In the hospital they'll treat you like a scumbag wasting a bed (protip: you kind of are) but they'll treat you nonetheless

x