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Are you ready to get drafted, American goyim?

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Are you ready to get drafted, American goyim?
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yes, finally! A job short unskilled Mexican little shits can steal from me
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>>136618440
Illegals don't get drafted since the Selective Service System doesn't have records of them.

If Iraq War is any indication (I know it was not a draft), the only minority group that will be over-represented is the blacks.
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>>136618012
>saber rattling . p n g
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>>136618012
>busted right arm ~2yrs ago
>missing part of radial head, difficulty straightening arm
Have fun in the war without me.
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>>136618012
>tfw already air national guard desk jockey
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>>136618012

I hope you don't mind trading the life of a few million compatriots for another central bank to papa (((Rothschild))), burgers!
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Fortunately I will never see the front lines.

It would be awesome to fly a drone and kill some koreans though
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>>136618012
Our military is big enough to not require a draft... r-right guys?
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>>136618012
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The fat guy with the bad haircut is really starting to piss me off now
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>>136618992
Have fun being vaporized by a Chinese cruise missle while you are forced to do paperwork on a base in the pacific!!
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I'll just say I'm 3 of the 5 genders that are aren't male.
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>>136618012
And now we watch as 2/3 of the american army disappears because most are there for free benefits and gibs.
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>>136619168

Sure, your country is also big enough so you can take a few nukes.
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Are you actually retarded? Our situation with NK has been more heated than this multiple times.
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>tfw old
well have fun without me boys! USA USA!
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>>136619242
Who? There's an orange and yellow fat guy with a bad haircut.
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>>136618012
I'm 34 so I'm safe.
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>>136618012
My body is ready
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>>136618012
Fuck that, I'm getting the fuck out of there.
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>>136618012
I will proudly accept my fait if I am drafted.
Do your duty America or GET OUT!!! REEEEEEEEEE
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>implying this is anything but saber rattling
that said going to war to finish the norks off would unironically be the one thing I would support Trump doing, we've been kicking the can down the road 20 years and we've now reached the cliff, where an unironic madman is going to be able to strike the US mainland and has said as much repeatedly for decades. I don't see how this is avoidable unless Kim realizes he's getting perilously close to suicide
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Fuck yeah
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>>136618891
GET OUT ILLEGALS!!!
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>>136618012
WW3 won't be fought with troops
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North Korea could literally nuke the south tomorrow and you niggers would still bitch ifwe took them to the cleaners
NK apologists fuck off and die
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Implying we would need a sizable force to take out a third world shithole.
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>>136619305
I live in Washington, D.C. far from any potential nukes.
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>>136618978
>rattle saber
>somewhere else
>don't actually have much deployed in South Korea
The biggest danger is if the imbecile in the White House actually tries to accomplish something.
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>>136619383
Lol during ww2 the draft was 18-40 and 17 with parental permission plus plenty of guys over 40 as generals and if they could pass the physichal

Nigga you just as fucked as all of us
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Thank's for the future war films my American friends
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>>136619538
>20 years
Try 60
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>>136619583
As long as they're aiming at you, im rooting for em. :^)
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>>136618012
Already did four active and four inactive. I'll be keeping everyone's wives companies since I can't be drafted.
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>>136619581
Fire and Fury!
WW3 fall of mankind. Lets hope China accepts N Korea's fate.
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>>136618012
why would there be a draft?

our standing military could take NK in like a day
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>>136619746
this. DIE AMERICA!
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>first nuclear test
Lol no delivery system
>first ICBM
Lol can't miniaturise nuke
>first miniaturised nuke
Lol no survivable reentry vehicle

Americans will just keep making excuses until the sun dies out.
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>>136618012
They can't legally draft me ;)
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>>136619658
>being this asshurt that your fat boy prince is gonna get his shit pushed in
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>>136618012
Thanks to the 14th amendment, they can't draft us without drafting women too. Equality kek
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>>136618012
>drafted
>war with NK under current circumstances is a push button war

Oh right, i forgot its 1912 and the trenches of europe are screaming for fresh meat. Imbecile.
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>>136618012
Wait fuck, if NK nukes America, then I'm going to war too because of the Mutual Defense Treaty.
See you lads on the battlefield.
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>>136619831

>lol radiation isn't THAT bad
>shits out insides
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>>136618012
Can't wait!
Got sendt home from the army because of my autism but if shit goes down they wont have a choice but to draft me
Either gonna die a hero or come home as a hero, win-win for me
it's just gonna end in nukes anyway, isnt it?
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>>136619672
They'll start with the 18 year olds though. Hopefully by the time they burn through the cannon fodder, I'll be safe.
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>>136618012
You know the war would end before the first draftee completed boot camp? Idiot.
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>>136618012
Unless others join in and make it a world war, there will be no draft.

North Korea is half of a tiny peninsula that we can just nuke/drone indefinitely.
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>>136619672
you know the year isn't 1933 right?
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>>136618012
Why is everyone making such a big deal about NK, like what are they going to do? Throw missiles in the sea? Call China?

Just fucking drone Kimmy and we're done here
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>>136619861
o-ooh no it's retarded :(
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>>136619808
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>>136619808
Exactly. But if China retaliates they will get Russia involved = WW3 = Draft unless Mutual ensured destruction is used in the beginning.
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>>136619746
>wtf i love commies now
/pol/ is dogshit, all commies deserve the rope
>B-BUT MUH BANK
literally does not fucking matter, they're a shithole and if you love them so much fucking move there.
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Reporting for duty SIR
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>>136618012
I have Asthma and a crooked foot. No thank you.
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Naw im gonna sit here and play vidya and watch anime. Sitting on some boat for days and running up a hill into a border sounds tiring.
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>>136620078
How?
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>>136618012
Does the US accept foreign volunteers?
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>>136618012

jokes on u, im already enlisted
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>>136619808
>lost to illiterate rice farmers
>then goat herders
>constantly tries to fight wars without actually fighting them
>haven't been in a high intensity conflict in decades
If something actually comes out of this, you're in for a nasty surprise.
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>>136618012
Nobody's getting drafted you dolt. The only ground forces that would invade best Korea would be the south Koreans because they share a similar history and language with them. There would be a lesser chance for bloodshed if they invaded. All we would do as Americans would be to provide air support and bomb all of their airfields and missle production facilities. The Norks would go full Viet Cong mode if American ground forces invaded their land. It would be beyond retarded.
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>>136620025
What war happened in 1933?
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>>136620134
Just say you're a girl(male). Stock up on those hormone pills, burgers.
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>>136618012
A draft is not going to happen. We have enough troops, this would not be a large scale ground war.
This would be about as much of a war as the 1991 Gulf War was. Bombers then maybe armor if we want to occupy.
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>>136619583
South Korea is a degenerate SJW shithole. I don't care about Worst Korea.
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>NORTH KOREA DINDU NUFFIN!
>THEY AINT CONTROLLED BY DA REPTILIANS!@!!
Sounds like /leftypol/ butthurt to me. Assad can stay but Kim has to go. No mercy for the commies.
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>>136620283
Nothing important now shut up and suck my vagenis.
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>>136620128
>commies

They are more nationalist than you, while you are much bigger commies than them. Its so ironic it hurts.
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>>136619305
if NK was smart they would target israel instead of the us
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>>136618012
Suddenly America is full of trans men age 18-40. This was (((their))) plan all along.
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>>136620277
>lost
>commie flag
Shocking
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>>136620415
>vagenis.
hahahahhahahahahahah
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>>136618012
Nah, the moment the draft starts is the moment my gender becomes fluid. NK war is not worth my life. Next one ill go.
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>>136618012
I will never sacrifice my life for the Jewish elite. They can send the millions of mudshits, niggers, and spics.
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>>136620403
This
>>136620392
I care more about the US and Japan than SK desu
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>>136620483
>we didn't actually lose
>ARVN did :^)
Oh boy, it's going to be sweet.
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>>136620128
This. Central banks have nothing to do with this at all. Bolivia and the Philippines ditched their central banks and nobody wants to go to war with those countries. This is different than some tinpot dictator in the middle east.
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>>136620025
1933????? I'm rusty on my war history, please remind me which war was in 1933?
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>>136618012
>2017
>draft
>implying any major war that would require a draft wouldnt end up being a nuke tossing game.
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>>136620392
>be kim
>should I anger /mu/ and nuke kpop niggers
>should I try to nuke sanfrancisco and make /pol/ happy
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>>136618012
>Already sergeant in Army
All you fuckers are going to be pushing for daddy
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>>136620483
>failed to achieve objective
>not losing
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>>136620588
>Vietnam has a Mcdonalds in it
Checkmate faggot
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>>136618012
>american man get drafted
>get hardened up by the blodshed they see in korea
>come back
>don't take shit from jews, spics and niggers no more
>race war begins
88d chess master at it again
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You can't get drafted if you volunteer.
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>tfw too old to be drafted

>>136620199
yes
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>muh goyim
Shut the fuck up you Russiaboos faggot. Anyone that fights for their country is a Jew puppet right? Russian faggots included right?
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Realistically Trump is smart enough to make the SK and Japs do all the foot work and America would just be there for moral support which some ships n missiles n shit. Save money!!!!
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>>136618012
>drafted
>2017

you are one dumb jew.
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>>136620685
>not allowed to cross DMZ
>durr u lost cuz ur military sucks
Micky Ds in Vietnam, who won in the end?
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>>136618012
FIRE
I
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E

AND
N
D

FURY
U
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Y
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>>136619808
This is the kind of stereotypical arrogance which will ensure your boys get fucking slaughtered by wave after wave of brain washed Norks.
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>>136620691
>Congress full of draft dodgers
>you in charge of checkmating anyone
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>>136620403
they are commies just because they were forced to have that support when the yanks invaded after the frogs and japs had fucked them up.
they are more nationalistic than anything else and you disgusting jewish slaves dont need yet another war were you are the clear aggressor.
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>>136620869
>he thinks we would waste infantry
Literally just bomb and starve them to death
Pacific war 2: electric boogaloo
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>>136620774
>TFW have asthma
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>>136621013
lucky jew
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>>136620697
It'll be 1918-1919 all over again.
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>>136620798
UNDER BUDGET AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
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>>136620934
>not a single communist country has survived more than a century
>thinks his shit tier ideology can accomplish anything
MDs in Vietnam, you cant refute this, we won.
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>>136618891
>tfw illegal
>tfw don't have to fight in no (((gringo))) wars and get to take 'care' of his womyn while he's out dying for the (((USA)))
life is pretty good
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Do I have reason to be scared? I don't live in Cali but fuck, I'm on edge.
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>>136620598
And its no coincidence that 'ISIS' are suddenly in the south of the Philippines...
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>>136620962
Amerisharts are politically illiterate. Also just regularly illiterate.

>Hitler was a leftist, gaiz
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>>136620198
aren't handicapped people automatically disqualified from the draft?
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>>136621083
If you're scared you're retarded
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>>136620962
>We're the aggressors
Excuse me? Last time I checked Trump wasn't the one testing nuclear weapons and ICBMs. At least our president has balls unlike Obama. A war with North Korea is totally justified.
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>>136620962
Wrong war you inbred Nord fuck
North Korea started the Korean war by invading the south, France never medded with them you fucking mouth breather
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>>136620691
Gulf of Tonkin Incident was a false flag and North Vietnam were more nationalistic than communistic. Checkmate?
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>>136618012
WW1 and WW2 video games have gotten extremely repetitive and boring.

Just think how refreshing it would be to have video games featuring the Asian continent.
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>>136621080
And we can lose. Again. Again. And again. And that makes you our prisoner.
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>>136620997
If you do that they flatten Seoul in a day.
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If Canada goes to war, I'll be signing up.

But that won't happen because Trudeau is a cuck.

I JUST WANT A CHANCE TO KILL SOME YELLOW SKINS
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>tfw Army Civil Affairs

I'm the only one in this thread that has the most likely chance of stepping foot in NK... and that's after whatever happens, happens.

So uh... tips on meeting North Korean women?
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>>136621194
>moron cant read to who i replied to
Dumb nigger
Why is leftypol here? Fuck off communist shitstains.
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>>136621126
The same ISIS that Trump is considering bombing the shit out of.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/u-s-may-begin-airstrikes-against-isis-philippines-n790271
Aaaand I just summoned Norbot.
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>drafted

don't you guys use drones and only drop nuclear bombs and missiles and shit?
what the hell would you need to get drafted for?
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TFW I'm a 28 year old Iraq/ Afghanistan war vet with shot knees and a back that sounds like a cement mixer and all of you pussy's who "had other things going on" during the past 16 years are gonna get drafted anyways
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>>136621128
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>>136621180
>testing your equipment = aggression
Burger logic.
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>>136621254
Battlefield 4 did that.
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>>136618012
I'm fucking ready to kill me some gooks
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>>136618012
>Hillary is a warmonger
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>>136621290
offer food
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>>136621080
>>not a single communist country has survived more than a century
*has survived longer than a human generation.
ftfy
The Soviets were the longest lasting one, and even they only lasted 69 years.
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>>136619680
You mean video games. Current war films are piss poor compared to classic war films.

All money spent on CGI instead of acting.
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>>136621354
They have a map set in Pyongyang too. Too bad it's China VS America instead of the Norks.
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>>136618012

>invest NK with degeneracy

Go to war for a degenerate country. How does that feel fatlanders?
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>>136621327
You fought for George Bush. Think about that for a minute, champ.
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>>136621082


>When zMxv7B3E admited he was a ilegal
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>>136621353
As much as I would detest a coup and know full well the long-term consequences of one, I unironically am beginning to think it may be necessary given the mental state of our leader.
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>>136621353
>Threatening America, Japan, and South Korea immediately after testing WMD's isn't aggression
GG, commie. I can't wait to screencap /leftypol/'s tears as Pyongyang burns to the ground.
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>tfw too fat to be drafted.
>tfw too "mentally Ill" to be drafted
>tfw being a disgusting autistic beta is ironically my saving grace.
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>>136621417
>greentexting facts
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I have 9 months left in the IRR. I'll be called back long before they draft any of you guys. Hoping they just glass the country though. I doubt Trump would send ground troops when he can just let the south koreans and chinese swarm the place.

If not I'll be squad leader to some of you neets.
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>>136618012
>Drafted
won't be a draft. The military isn't compatible with a draft.

Just a recall of young vets, and a massive cost for American taxpayers.
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>>136618012
I wanna see the Airborne Tranny and Female Division lead the way into Pyongyang. They will all die yet the world will win.
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>>136621622
We're all friends here, right? Amigo?
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>>136621644
>The military will accept a tranny before they'll consider letting you in
Fuck them and their lopsided standards.
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What's the age cut off for the draft again?

I just turned 30, so I think I'm safe?
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>>136621126
Philippines and southeast asia in general has had problems with islamists for a long time.
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>>136618012
>too old for the draft
have fun with that
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>>136621481
Must be on one of the DLCs I don't have. I did like the campaign for BF4 tho, compared to the other modern BFs. 3 was shit (campaign I mean; mp was pretty good).
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>>136621629
Well, North Korea has long renounced communism, and Juche is a Korean supremacist ideology, and the country is a neofascist militaristic ethno-state, so...
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>>136618012
I wouldn't make the cut anyway due to medical issues.

I would get a 4-F due to possible thyroid issues I have (Hyperthyroidism and tremors; worst case scenario I may have to get it removed entirely and will be a detriment on the field). Best I could be is a drone operator if they wanted to draft me.
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>>136618012
No, Im in college trying for an aviation contract with the Marine Corps. Not letting all this work go to just get drafted

Then again it would be fun to just follow orders in north korea, hint hint.
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>>136620798
Japan owns more American debt than China despite popular belief.

Japan literally owns us
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I'm too old for the draft, but good luck young NEETs! Make us proud!
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>>136621644
>Imagining the quality of your life
Saving grace for what?
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>>136621194
Go back further Anon. Have you seen Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States?
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>>136621965
Actually a pretty good assessment of the current ideological state of the country. Ironically enough they took a lot of their fierce nationalistic tendencies from the Japanese.
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>>136621856
It's whatever age they want it to be.
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>>136621644
I have unironic severe emotional trauma and debilitating MDD, I'm too much of a detriment to serve in the armed forces (plus Im work electrical infrastructure so Im more valuable t0o the war effort where Im already at.). So for the first time in my life that'll actually work to my advantage. Have fun dying for the Kikes while I stay home and fuck your wives. :^)
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>>136621083
>>136621138
Do you live in San Diego. San Diego is the biggest navy base in California so I suggest staying away from the coast if WW3 breaks out.

Shouldn't Hawaii be more of a priority than California though since its closer to North Korea?
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>>136619242
underrated
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>>136621856
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>>136619538
>saber rattling
Lord Emperor Trump does not use pleb weapons for he duel wields Battle-axes.
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>>136621943
They gave out a ton of DLC for free last year.
>>136621965
Yeah no. They ration food and arrest people for criticizing the government and always circlejerk about being a socialist utopia in their propaganda. Right wing my ass.
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Would irritable bowel syndrome disqualify you for the military?
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>>136618012
I am, actually.
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>>136622262
>Yeah no. They ration food and arrest people for criticizing the government and always circlejerk about being a socialist utopia in their propaganda. Right wing my ass.
>political repression
>circlejerking while not actually being socialist
Sounds more like Nazi Germany to me. They also forbid racemixing.
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>>136622216
>I have unironic severe emotional trauma and debilitating MDD
>I stay home and fuck your wives

Yeah, sounds like you'll be crawling in pussy, buddy.
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>too old for draft
>young enough to fuck all the young cuties who boyfriends and husbands died in the Great North Korean Trump Wars

Life is looking up anons
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>>136620025
I seriously hope you're on drugs lmao

No war happend with the u.s.a. involved in 1933
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>>136622119
No, and I don't think I have enough time with all these happenings.
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>>136621856
Middle aged men can still serve as officers.

Younger people will be put in the meat grinder of war.

In fact, the aging population is a burden on America so I can see the US government being pragmatic and drafting older males because its expensive to treat aging males and their health issues.

As the Vikings always say; better to die in battle than in bed because Valhalla awaits.
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>>136621838
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>>136618992
We'll bring you back a couple banners and some ears. Just pay shipping and handling, anon.
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>>136619538
NK is a proxy for China they are pulling the strings here. conflict cannot be avoided now say bye to SK and most of Japan as we head for a standoff with China , who are manipulating everything to expand their influence in the region.
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>>136618012
>implying I'll allow myself to be drafted and die for this shit country
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>>136622275
I think so.
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>>136621996
Army always need people to do paperwork and other crap like cleaning.
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>>136622637
China doesn't want war.
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>>136621840
This, I actually tried for ROTC in college but was barred because of my depression (When social structure and camaraderie are actually thebest treatment of depression). Meanwhile they're letting in Suicidal sexually confused deviants in with open arms. This fucking world we live in man...
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>>136621128
no, they're priority pick cause they can have mini-guns mounted on their wheelchairs and be used as meat shields...

yes fuck-tard, they're DQ'd from the draft.
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>>136622483
It was a joke.
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>>136622059
The draft can be raised to whatever age it needs to be.

Remember America talking about raising the retirement age.
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>>136621275
so they kill the hostage?
ohnothatsucks.jpg
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>>136622737
>ROTC

There's your problem.
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>>136618012
>two demagogues in charge of nuclear weapons firing banter at each other over social media
Truly this is the best timeline
>>
Trump is getting gaslighted into a war,
phony poll #'s, his inner circle all saying ICBM OMRGAWD, media build up like pre-Iraq invasion.
Shit is going to hit the fan. This is a no win situation.
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>>136622737
Oh well. Trannies will get kicked out once they start killing themselves and unintentionally sabotaging the military with their retarded antics.
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>>136621743
I have experience in FPS games, can't wait to work with you anon
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>>136622956
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>mfw /pol/tards pussy out of the draft by claiming they are trannies
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>>136619168
>>136618012
God, I have to answer this because of the amount of stupid in this thread.

A draft is NOT COMPATIBLE with the current military. The military doesn't need more bodies. The average military joe requires 6+ months of training to be useful in anyway, due to the design of modern warfare and the technology involved.

There is simply no room for a swarm of untrained bodies. You existing in the military is worse than you being back at home producing tax money to pay for everything.

Only very select civilian fields would see any kind of conscription if at all, and that would be in the case of full-blown World War III: This is the end scenario, not for tossing the Korean peninsula into hellfire.

Nobody is coming for your low disclipline NEET ass.
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>>136618012
I would volunteer to eat kimchi and fuck best Korean women.
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>>136622551
>All the normies go to war
>Suddenly all these job openings
>Can no longer be turned down from box stacking for being "unqualified" since no one else in a country wide radius is applying for it too
Holy fuck this actually sounds awesome
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>>136620091
>China retaliates
There's no way they'll do this right now. We'd see them go off the dollar long before they'd engage in a direct confrontation with the U.S. and, more to the point, China isn't fucking stupid enough to think this scale war would benefit really anybody.

Norks are a cunt hair from getting their shit pushed in. The whole world knows this. What I wonder is what exactly Lil Kim thinks is going to happen. Does he think he's going to do anything other than salvo South Korea for a couple hours before getting his country turned into a parking lot for the next SNSD concert?
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>President Trump lashed out at North Korea on Tuesday in response to reports of a new milestone in its nuclear quest, vowing the rogue regime risks "fire and fury like the world has never seen."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/08/report-north-korea-has-nuke-fits-inside-missile/549188001/

>Revelation 13:13
13And the second beast performed great signs to cause even fire from heaven to come down to earth in the presence of the people.

Uhhh guys... isn't the Antichrist supposed to rain fire from heaven at the end of time?
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sure why not
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>>136618012
Too old to get drafted but I'll volunteer for AF in a heartbeat.
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>>136623287
>All the Chads and Tyrones get killed
>Suddenly there's a surplus of women
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>>136623203
oh c'mon, watching these cockroaches skitter about like the light just got turned on is fun.
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>>136623330
>>
>implying you need a draft to fight north korea
>also implying trump isn't just saber rattling
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>>136618012

>dying for what you believe in (spooks)
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>>136618012
i don't think kim is unstable
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>All of these Americans who don't want to fight for their country
Revolting
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>>136623427
>Surplus of jobs
>Surplus of women
>Chad dying means beauty standards will lower
>Less people means less people willing and able to buy services means prices will fall for most commodities
>Could literally get a job AND move out AND a gf
Holy fuck make this happen.
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>>136623665
>liberal memes
They're not sending their best.
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>>136618012
>Like the world has never seen

World Trade Centers Collapsing
Innocent girls blown up in Manchester
Christmas shoppers run over by a truck
Marathon runners' legs blown off
Two nukes going off in Japan

Whew, this should be fun!
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>>136618012
"Killem all Johnny killem all" said plank with a soulless expression befit of pressure treated pine.
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>>136623772
t
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>>136623330
People have been attributing Revelations verses to shit for a millennia senpai.
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>>136621965
Its a war-time regime. Even the USA rationed food.
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>>136623772
>>136623772
>>136623772
>Wanting to fight for your jewish overlords

North Korea will leave you alone if you leave it alone. These weapons are just for self-defence
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>>136618012
thread related song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRKdEiRuIb4
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>>136622551
>>136623427
>>136623805
In WW3, ethics cockblocks will be gone.

Science and Technology will be allowed to go in any direction, no matter how twisted.

You will be sent to Super Soldier Experimentation.

Classified drugs and all sorts of technology will be tested on you for the sake of winning WW3 and progress.

People who can't be sent to the front lines will become guinea pigs for science and technology.

New vaccines will be tested on you to streamline medical development

This is what happened in WW1 and WW2.

Plastic Surgery was invented due to doctors fucking around and experimenting on patients.

We will all become guinea pigs for science.
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>>136618012

Dude all we have heard is talk, what makes this any different? Seems to me NK does something, USA comes in and says bad boy and life continues. When are we gonna really bomb the shit out of these faggots? Like really, if there ever was a country that needed to be liberated.
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>>136618012
>tfw wanting to go to med school

Fug, don't get me yet Trump! I gotta finish and then work on our boys.
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>>136622637
>proxy
t. hasn't actually paid attention to what has happened the past decade
The idea that North Korea is a Chinese puppet is a gigantic meme, the Chinese may be the sole reason NK hasn't been FREEDOM'd already, but that is due to the fact that NK falling means US troops could be directly at the Chinese border. Kim Jong Un meanwhile still hasn't even met Xi unlike his father with past Chinese premiers, executed his pro-China Uncle, and assassinated his brother who had been living under Chinese protection in Macau for over a decade.
In short Kim has done pretty much everything possible to give China a middle finger at every turn, but the Chinese are between a rock and a hard place of a Nuclear armed north causing an arms race in Japan and SK (which they want to avoid) and the threat of refugees flooding the Northeast and US troops on their door step
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>>136624091
Med school is hell, I'd rather go to war than experience that again.

t. 1st year resident
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>>136623427
The women problem nowadays is actually because we haven't had a good war. Slightly more women are born then men, and they are moree selective. In the past this was ok because shit loads of us died, so the survivors did ok.

That and immigration is fucking up it all up.
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>>136623427
This is how the Boomers happened.

This is not a good thing.
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>>136624062
yeah and now the government pay billions of monies in damages for it.
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>>136624062
>ywn be this assblasted normie
Enjoy shooting gooks and losing your body parts, while I'm at home fucking Stacy and becoming a millionaire.
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>>136624027
Then why don't they shut the fuck up?

If they deproliferate people might start trading with them again.
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>>136618012
How's the time to enlist into the Coast Guard, fuck that
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you spooks out there can even put me on the short list if you like.
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>>136621353
reeee get the fuck OUT, /leftypol.
go back to your garbge website filled with pseudo-intellectuals with opinions NOBODY CARES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Onj4Wx61ps
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>Are you ready to get drafted, American goyim?

There will be no need for a draft. You are stupid for implying there would. Modern wars are fought from stocks and personnel on hand. No war on the Korean peninsula would require conscription. SK are strong enough to occupy the ashes of NK.

The trouble with the world is yungstoopidcunts. You deserve to be the unlaid loserlarpers you are. Eat shit and live.
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>>136618012
>tfw all the burger Anons get drafted
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>>136621277
Yep you missed it. Early Afghanistan was a fucking blast
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>>136624062
Dibs on codename red skull
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>>136624362

trading for what, brown food paste?
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>>136624626
>trading for what, brown food paste?
Well, you have a point there.
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>my qt crush just got engaged to some douchebag Chad
>he was in the army
>if war breaks out he gets drafted
>this is literally a sign that we were meant to be and since god is probably on my side her douchebag chad will perish in NK and I will be there to console and bend her to my will
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>>136624309
In WW3, the judicial system will be suspended, perhaps even permanently.

No one will have time to be a judge. You will be ordered to become a farmer.
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>>136618012
why would America need ground troops if Trump is threatening nuclear holocaust
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I'm suicidal and have mental health issues. I already tried joining but was turned away. Think i'm okay. I will feel like a pussy just sitting around while everyone fights though
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>>136623216
So why aren't you enlisting now? Kimchi and most other Korean food is delicious and South Korean sloots speak English and want a green card.

G.I. penis is valuable.
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>>136619627
Have you heard of Vietnam?
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>>136624820
OH NO NOT FARMING
ANYTHING BUT THAT
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>>136624849
> can't fake a psych exam

amateur
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>>136624781
I hope you die in a car crash on the way to her house, faggot.
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>History of suicide attempts
>BPD
Not sure I'm mentally prepared for war
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>>136623425
The AF won't need more manning because manning depends on weapon system requirements and USAF systems have very long lead times.

AF manning doesn't surge much in modern war and retired reserves have ample trained technicians.
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>tfw 21
Fuck me I don't want to die
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Ugh, do we really need to police the world...
It's such a drag...
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>>136622630
Good goy
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An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
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>>136625069
LMFAO at all the triggered normies in this thread.
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>>136618012
Are you faggot? No, you're just snother can't cunt 13 year old who finds Stromfront edgy
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>>136618012
Yay! Can't wait to get inadvertently pulled into this mess too.

Hopefully I'll be sitting in Estonia, scouting for Russians as shit goes down.
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Just say you're transgender
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>>136621290
Kys reservist
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>>136624907
he's underestimating the norks but still
>comparing SK to South Vietnam
the South Vietnamese governments were fucking terrible, repressive, and shit economically speaking, whereas South Korea has a strong economy, a healthy democracy, and a relatively open society that has consistently attracted defectors from the North.
your analogy actually applies to Afghanistan more than anything
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>>136624781
>>if war breaks out he gets drafted

You don't know what the word "draft" means. You deserve to clean up Chad's straycum. Even as we type he's dumping his prostate between the lips you dream of kissing, his ballsack slapping her chin while she gets blacked from behind.

You will never have Little Miss Spitroast. Steer into the skid and trap instead. Then seduce Chad and send her pics. She'll dump Chad for you, I promise!
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>>136619492
>die for multicultural america or you're not a good goy
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>>136618012
Fuck that, ima just od on booze and opiates.
>Fingers crossed I don't get reincarnated as a fucking nigger. :P
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>>136618012
No one is getting drafted you hopeless retard.
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>>136625335
Its okay my pastry brother, I won't let them hurt you.
>>
MRW already done muh time
>>
>sips tea and enjoys my seizure disorder and asthma
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>>136619961
Wrong as fuck, lad. They draft guys like us to bulk up the corps of non-commissioned officers because we tend to be educated and experienced. Depending on your vocation, you may also end up being a mission critical asset.

17-51, nobody is safe.
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>we need anudder war xdxdxd

Reminder if another draft happens it's just another globalist geopolitical move, just like the last two World Wars. They'll send you off to die in another pointless conflict and then replace you with more migrants with the excuse of (((labor/skills shortage))) and (((birth rates))).
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>>136618012
I can't wait that somebody nukes the degenerate interracial shithole that is USA from the planet. Hopefully they eliminate them completely, so they stop annoying this planet with their niggery mentally ill Christian kike on stick behavior.
>>
>>136618012
It's a surreal really. You'll criticize Jew wars but yet you're the first ones that want to launch missiles. If you believe we are going to bomb North Korea and nothing else will happen you're an idiot.
>>
>tfw did service already
>tfw too fat now
kek
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>>136618012
We have very little to fear from North Korea. It is the sanctions on Russia that are far more likely to start a war.
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>>136621449
Dunkirk was alright, besides the kind of floundering 2nd act. Lots of practical effects and good cinematography
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>>136625720
>implying they won't want you back since you already know what to do
>>
>>136619355

That was the joke. Good old British humour.
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>>136625666
>said the master of lies
>>
Man you guys know ((They)) will do some fucked up USS Liberty shit and bring in China and Russia. The world is hundreds of trillions in debt and a reset is on the way.
Get ready to die motherfuckers.
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If NK nuked NYC how much of the worlds jews would be dead?
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>>136624406
>>
drafted for public relations after nk is glassed?
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>>136619658
Oh my goodness, what is this picture? What is the story behind it? I find it quite amusing.
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>>136618012
Ladies first.
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>>136626129
There are about 1,540,000 in the city at the last census count and this site claims 13.5 million worldwide (http://www.simpletoremember.com/vitals/world-jewish-population.htm.)
>>
>>136625573
Wow. JB is that you?

Bro I'm going to fuck her and you are going to probably die in NK.Deal with it bro.
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>>136621270
McDonald's in Ho Chi Minh City, senpai.
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>tfw preparing to runaway innawoods if draft
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>>136622224
The Puget Sound is the easiest and closest military target in range.
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>>136622737
that sucks anon, but if shit kicks off try again. Army was waivering felons and flat footers in the 2000's
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>>136618012
He said "could be met with" not "will be met with"

Fucking sage.
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>>136619324
It works, people are deterred from domestic politics.
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>>136618012
Im ready if needed. And fuck all the euro trash in here. I know 95% of it's just bait. But you'd think are (((((((((((Allies)))))))))))) would at least give us some moral support.
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>>136627096
you caused the problem you deal with it
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>>136627442
ah never stop baiting 4chan never stop. That's why i don't take this place 100% goddamn seriously.
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>>136625826
Canada won't draft because Canada doesn't need an army or anything but a small navy to monitor fisheries. Canada cannot equip forces rapidly enough to do much before any war is over.

You silly shits know nothing of war.
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>>136621838
We are not friends here. If you are in my country illegally I want you gone. If you refuse to go willingly I want you dead. The majority of Americans feel the same. You want a sweet country to live in go fucking fight for yours like I did.
>>
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2017/08/09/0200000000AEN20170809000900315.html

NK just threatened to send a missile to GUAM!
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>>136622275
This fucking pussy is already planning on how to weasel out of it. The level of freedom isn't fucking free. People died for it and more will in the future. If you get called up do your fucking part. If you bitch out I will have no problems shooting you on the day of rope.
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>>136618012
My only regret is I am too old to get drafted. I'd love to go Nork hunting. They've been playing with fire and it is time to burn them terribly.
>>
another halfwit willing to allow the death and destruction of millions of others to prove how brave he is
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>>136628294

its a diversion and we haven't got the new planes for the carriers yet
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>>136627767
You are a stupid fucking faggot. We conscripted in both world wars. You are clearly a twelve years old boy with undescended testicles judging by your childish post though, so I won't hold it against you. Summer is over in a month, kid.
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>>136626503
No you wont, Jamal will cuck you first
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>>136619746
>>136619825

shut fuck
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>>136620277
bait post dont reply
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>>136628878
If you add in a few badass snipers, he's got modern day Canada pegged leaf
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>>136628878
I love the end of august. The children fuck off from our board and football comes back on. Can't happen soon enough for me.
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>>136618891
Puerto Ricans/Indians/Islanders
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>>136626463
>There are about 1,540,000 in the city at the last census count and this site claims 13.5 million worldwide

With holocaust math we can estimate Jewish dead in a NYC nuclear strike to be around 26 billion.
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>>136628868
Wait a minute, is this what all the podesta emails we're about? A hotdog stuffed pizza?
>>
delusional
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>>136619289
You can't just walk away, that's desertion which they would imprison you and if it got bad enough they'd probably kill deserters to send a message
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>>136627442
Canada is just an extension of Maoist communism anyway so we should glass them immediately after we glass NOKO
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>>136623203
North Korea's only assets is literally one nuke and a gorillion ground troops, retard. It would be vietnam all over again.
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>>136628017
STFU You literally stole everything you have and still have the gall to say you Dindu Nuffin. kys
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>>136629552

Anything is possible we defend our culinary heritage with tenacity but no one listens
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>>136629846
Whats stopping us from just bombing them with no boots on the ground?
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>>136629913
How embarrassing.
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>>136628562
>day of the rope
kys
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then bush scrapped the deal and called best korea part of the axis of evil.

bush the problem solver
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>>136619627
We used a draft last time we were in Korea IIRC
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>>136630016

comes with handy English to American translations
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>>136629955
Because you can't start a central bank in a irradiated hell hole. But you can conquer that land using 5 million goyim.
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lmao you idiots
>nk tries anything
>nk gets blown out of the fucking water
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>>136620415
>vagenis
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>>136630845
they've been getting ready for another round for 65+ years. Im pretty sure they have military plans too. it won't be a cake walk like iraq still is
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>>136631197
I'm sure you know all about it Mr. 4chan
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