BIGOTS!!!!

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>>136615388
finally, Klossy after becoming /our girl/ on /fit/ overtakes /pol/

>>136615388
to be fair, you guys, trannies are actually really good at programming

its like a tranny stereotype along with chokers and rainbow thigh-highs

WAMYN CAN DO ANYTHINGNG MEN CAN DO AND TWELVE TIMES BETTER!!

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See how good she is?

>>136618456
fucking christ

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>>136618456

> female coders aren't just window dressing

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>>136618456
>cd code
>cd
>cd
>cd
>cd code

>>136615388
is she still coding, or are you guys whining about shit she posted years ago

>>136618456
Maybe she just did that for the photo?

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>>136615818
this >>136615511
is a trap? I cant fap anymore...

>>136619138
Can you change directories like that? Didn't think so bigot.

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>>136618456

> kode with kuntkloss
> cd..
> command not found: cd..
> cd..
> command not found: cd..
> cd.. (maybe this one will work!)
> command not found: cd..
> cd .. (a guy friend finally whispers this to her)

No self respecting coder would use such a tiny fucking laptop. Screen real estate is one of the most desired things to people actually wading through giant code bases.

>>136615818
>trannies are actually really good at programming

It's just that women are so bad at it, that trannies beat them out for jobs despite being outnumbered by them something like 10,000 to 1.

>>136618456
Post the other one

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>>136619138
>>136618456


> cd..
> command not found: cd..
> cd..
> command not found: cd..
> cd..
> command not found: cd..
> cd..
> command not found: cd..

Some say she's still trying to change directories till this very day.

>>136618456
Know C++, Python, Java and Javascript.
Somehow people like this earn more money than me. Fuck this world.

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>>136620022
See her code is so much better than a man's.

>>136618456
>she needs to join our startup
Pisses me off every single time

>>136620103
How much time do I need to invest to get the Basic Gestalt of at least one language?

>>136620480
about 6 months to get decent. Fluent is about 1 year to 1.5

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>>136615388
Am I the only one that doesn't find her attractive?

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>>136620241

> if (a > b && b < a)
> if (a > b && a > b)
> tfw a compiler optimizes out your redundant girl-kode

also

> else return 5
> tfw max(1,1) returns 5

>>136615388
Not "aren't", instead "are less likely to be"

Understand that the world is nuanced and complicated. So much of the political bullshit of recent years seems to stem from tiny minds trying too hard to simplify the world so that they can understand it properly. Shit's fucking dangerous.

>>136620480
JavaScript, CSS and HTML are so easy anon. You can actually learn those basics in less than a month.

>>136615388

This is genuinely the best argument against women in coding. She's one of the most successful women in coding and she produces nothing. Her entire existence is based around promotion of.. women in coding. And herself, obviously.

It's some kind of parasitical existence. Hire me so I can spend my time promoting how much you need me in your company. What do you mean produce something? Here's a video I made on how great it is to have me in your company. Here's a sponsorship I got where I sell plastic crap to kids, to promote me and how great it is to be in this business.

>>136615388
>"I know a tall Asian guy! Therefore, per capita means nothing!"

Study regression to the mean anon.

...unless you're trolling, in which case...Go fuck yourself.

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>>136615388
Delet this

>>136615388
Neatherrealm studios needs to sue her ass for using the k instead of c trademark.

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>>136620748

>>136615388

it's so pathethic. Why do women need idols for everything before they become interested. Fucking hive minded ants.

>>136620241
She had to be trolling. She does realize what the code on the left is used for?

>>136620480
It depends on the language. I started with Python > C++ > Java > Web Programming.
Took me 4 months for Python, every next language will be easy, 70% of the stuff is the same for every language.

>>136620985
No she's not trolling, bro. She thinks she's the shit and so do all her stupid fans.

>>136615388
>mfw I got a degree in computer science

And forgot everything I learned in college when it came to Java and C++

>>136615388
I don't understand what this big obsession is with coding, it's just grunt work that baby boomers think is really difficult and high value.

>>136615388
>cd -
>cd ~
> cd ..
Hurr leet hax, haz ur IP, tracing u nao!

Where are the tits? Or is it a dude

>>136620748
>Her entire existence is based around promotion of.. women in coding. And herself, obviously
This is literally the case with any woman who claims to be a "woman in tech". I know tons of woman programmers at my job, none of them bitch about inclusiveness because they are smart and none of them are Western fucking cunts. Someone saying they are in tech is cringey and what a liberal who has no idea about software engineering thinks they have to say to sound relevant.

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>>136620660
>when women code

XD

>>136618456
>>136619138
>>136619795

why does nobody ever notice the pwd?

>cd code
>cd..
>pwd
>cd..
>cd ..
>ls
>cd code
>cd ..

I'm just amazed she actually managed to clone a git repo

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>>136620241

>thnx I'll have nightmares now knowing airplane software is written by guys

Well Airplanes were also invented by guys so there is that. What the fuck is wrong with these cunts? If it wasn't for men they would be traveling by donkey carriage.

>>136621098
Wasn't she on Bill Nyes new show? Did she even show any computer proficiency on the show?

tell that bitch to sudo rm -rf like a champ

>>136621324
not even that anon, not even that

>>136620985
whats it used for anon

>>136615388
>2/10
Comparing a marketing gimmick with an actual programmer makes you look retarded

>>136620241
>>136620378
>>136618456

rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>136621440
Yeah that shit is gibberish to me what is it

She has a website that promotes a girl's coding boot camp she runs. No where on the site does it say what you will learn just lots of feel good go girl go shit.

I've been in several modding communities
I've only ever seen 3 female, out of a hundred people, and they all had their very niche platform or function, but were at the very least proficient with it.

>>136621440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

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>>136618456
EVERY GODDAMN TIME

>>136621065
c++ has grown into a behemoth, though. Sure, you can "get by" pretty fast, but writing efficient and well structured code won't happen just because you know another language (seeing what dedicated Java Programmers do when they have to code in C++ makes me want to shoot myself at times...). Hell, even most dedicated C++ devs these days are incapable of understanding pointer syntax, and never learned how to use "raw arrays" or "raw pointers" because the community holds an ideological death grip on which features are okay to use and which must not be named (for reference, just search stack overflow for questions on pointers and arrays - those dumb fucks won't answer the question at all, so all you're left with is "use std:vector" or "nobody uses raw pointers/arrays anymore!!!!" - until some C programmer comes along to save the day)

>>136621440
>>136621603
It was used in early video games to boost performance. google reverse squareroot

>>136615388
This is the bitch who got exposed for not actually knowing how to code but posting online ad if she did? Lmfaooooo

>>136621651
really you link me to wiki

my rage knows no bounds.

>>136621825
What did you want? That explains and tells you exactly what the code is.

>>136621823
>who got exposed
She literally got exposed and still opened a "koding academy" but who cares if you like if you are a hot chick.

>>136621222
>claims to be a "woman in tech"

This is a good point and nice trips too. It's telling I suppose that they can't specify their job as "software developer" or "backend dev" just "lol I'm in tech u guise".

>>136621627
>I've only ever seen 3 female, out of a hundred people, and they all had their very niche platform or function, but were at the very least proficient with it.

That's the thing too, I don't doubt for a second there are women who can do code or other nerdy shit. It's just fucking obvious they're few and far between, and usually they're just like (actually) nerdy men; ugly losers with extremely specialized interests.

These glamour shot women are as believable as nerdy tech interested people as Chad Thundercock telling you he's "really into like computers and shit bro". But since society is fucked to the core you can't point any of that out without being a "misogynist" as the Google memo proved. You can still make fun of Chad who thinks he knows computers though, because men are so stupid.

El oh el.

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>>136621613

>A literal feel good girl power camp where they circlejerk about females in tech

Gas it.

>>136621825
I honestly don't remember 95% of the functions I use/used, if you told me "write me a quicksort" I'd have to look up what a quicksort actually does, because I don't fucking remember how it works, last time I even had to look it up was 7 years ago

>>136615388

woman without tits

>flat like an ironing board

looks more like a trans

>>136620985
honest question what is the code on the left used for

>>136622034
The best woman developers are not American that's just how it is from my 12 years of experience. Western cunts always do some kind of secretary like job but claim to be in "tech". It's so fucking weird what's going on in this sector and what liberals are doing. Like they detect it's one of the few last lucrative fields and they have to ruin it and impose their will.

>>136622255
Lighting engine performance boosting.

>>136621651

>>136621775
>flashback
http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/c++/I_did_it_for_you_all
>tfw the first thing you do is google 'x is considered harmful'

>>136621775
Yes, but you can't know just one language these days.
I agree, C is the mother of all languages.

>>136622142
yeah, before I left software, I just had a little cheatsheet with Big O, theta, etc.

just used STL (or other library) sorts with custom comparators

>>136622034

> You can still make fun of Chad who thinks he knows computers though, (...)

"Lol noob, i just got a new PC with 32bit Vista and 16GB RAM. Beat that!"
- teenage chad in my class when i still went to school

Which programming language is the official programming language of the white man?

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>>136620241
Honestly, that code isn't complete without Carmack's commentary.

>>136622612

The one that kills non-whites.

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>>136618456
Here we go...

>>136622255
Ask John Carmack.

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Derp

>>136622821
I don't code at all, but why the fuck would you do this or teach someone this? What happens if you need a number higher than ten? Is she just going to paste a+a+a until that's ten thousand fucking a's in a row?

>>136622700
>// evil floating point bit level hacking
every time this puts a smile on my face

>>136620480
An intro programming course is about 4 months, so self taught might be about 6. Python is good for beginners.

>>136622821

>else
>The multiplier is too large

WEW

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>>136621775

C was the second real language I learned after Pascal. C/C++ are the most alpha of languages. My e-dick is literally 19 inches compared to these python and javascript dicklets. I love coding high performance C++ for a living, mostly because these hipster brainlets can't even fathom it.

>>136615388
>>136618456
She's basically a spokesperson or face. She's only promoted and gave a few spots for two week programming bootcamps.

>>136622612
holyC obviously

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>>136623074
My guess is this was designed to test the student's problem solving capabilities. You can solve it using a cycle (for, while, etc).

>>136615388
i know this is bait

but its been proven by /g/ multiple times that she cant actually code anything.

shes literally just a fucking spokeswoman

>>136622821
Maybe this was before she learned looping in an intro class?

Girl in my comp sci class:

Asks everyone the dumbest questions and basically outsources her assignments by getting everyone to do it for her. No shame.

>>136615511
She's dating Ivanka Trump's brother in law.

>>136622821
I understand that the person who wrote this is a colossal retard, but if she was insistent on doing it in that retarded manner she should at least have used a case statement.

>>136619795
>Screen real estate is one of the most desired things to people actually wading through giant code bases.
But not everyone's doing that my friend.

I code on a 13" device and obviosuly connect it to 2 more displays at home. I don't think 12 and 13 inch differ much

>>136623505
I notice the few girls in my program always sit next to some guy in the labs.

Hmmmmmm....

>>136623074
well, purely on the technical side, you can write a recursive function that does just that, and it wouldn't be a bad solution, just not an elegant or efficient one

on the other hand, x / (1/y) works perfectly for that situation, so it's really just a math problem disguised as a programming one

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>>136623505

IT consultant here that started as low as Helpdesk 15 years ago.

I only ever worked with 2 women in my years working tech and one was hired because her husband was the manager of that department and the other one was genuinely pretty good as a Systems Admin but also had a very man like personality.

Rather in school or on the job women always washed out or quit after a few months. The only ones that stuck around were people in administrative/managerial positions that really didn't know as much as the average worker in their department. Ever see the IT Crowd? It wasn't far off from that.

>>136623191
Waiting for a white knight to chime in 'so, you never made an error in your code?'

Wew lass
That's advanced prog we got here

>>136623709
They're also maybe 10% of the class. Girls don't like coding. Most guys don't like coding. You have to be a bit of an antisocial sperg.

>>136615388
>SO YOU LOSERS THINK WOMEN AREN'T BIOLOGICALLY CAPABLE OF PROGRAMMING?
Nope, the fake language C+= and the hilarity that ensued was proof of that. If you weren't around /pol or /g for it here's an article
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/19/feminist_software_foundation_c_plus_equality/

>It's been pointed out to The Reg C+= is absolutely a joke, and that the source of the gag is an in joke bubbling up out of 4chan and best-understood by those who inhabit that site's depths
Then again Zero Cool did hack the Gibson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD3xbJSKHVc

>>136623709
Assuming there are more guys in your program, the probability of a girl sitting next to a guy is much higher anyway.

>>136623191
but that wouldn't make a box.

>>136620599
yes

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>>136615388
Let us know when you actually accomplish something qt.


The computer (or rather the software in it) was smart enough to recognize that it was being asked to perform more tasks than it should be performing. It then sent out an alarm, which meant to the astronaut, I'm overloaded with more tasks than I should be doing at this time and I'm going to keep only the more important tasks; i.e., the ones needed for landing ... Actually, the computer was programmed to do more than recognize error conditions. A complete set of recovery programs was incorporated into the software. The software's action, in this case, was to eliminate lower priority tasks and re-establish the more important ones ... If the computer hadn't recognized this problem and taken recovery action, I doubt if Apollo 11 would have been the successful moon landing it was.
—Letter from Margaret H. Hamilton, Director of Apollo Flight Computer Programming MIT Draper Laboratory, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

>>136621651
>those comments
kek

>>136624085

See that woman right there? That is usually what women in tech look like that are competent, except add probably 50 pounds minimum/

To be fair first programmer was Ada Lovelace but girls are less inclined to code and it's not social conditioning.

>>136623942
Not all spots are full. They always sit beside some beta nerd who gladly gives them as much (one sided) help as they need. I wish they'd realize they're just being used.

>>136624242
so they all look like daniel radcliff?

>>136624281

>Ada Lovelace

She also had the decency to die at 36 or when women hit the wall approximately.

>>136620103
You are in Serbia. Take a chance - move to US. Find the right employee to take advantage of you. Work hard. Make him very rich. Get a little bit rich in the process.

>>136624385

At least as ugly.

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>>136618456
Explain to a non-coder pls

>>136622371
>http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/c++/I_did_it_for_you_all

Hoooo--llllllyyyyy SHIT!!!

It ALL makes sense now! When I was younger I learned COBOL, C and PASCAL... then dropped all that shit once I got into High School, focused all my time on writing music, throwing raves and getting laid.

A few years later I decided to check out Obj.O and C++, Java etc... Took one look at C++ and thought
>this dude MUST have been taking the piss outta these people who bought into this shit!

Now I see I was right to think so. Thanks for that interview!

>>136623967
lol yup

>>136623191 is missing another "turn right"

>>136615388
1. Who the fuck is this bitch? Looks like just another attention whore to me and also one who is definitely not the best programmer in the world
2. Men are far better at all natural sciences and are therefore far more common in related fields

>>136624085
She's cute. Would fuck.

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>>136624503
Not all of them.

Hedy Lamarr
Wireless Visionary
Hedy Lamarr
Photo: Public Domain

Her impact on technology:
Largely known as a screen star of the 1920s, Hedy Lamarr proved to be more than just a pretty face. She played a key role in the invention of spread-spectrum technology; specifically, by conceptualizing the idea of frequency hopping, which is a method of sending radio signals from different frequency channels.

Lamarr and her co-inventor, George Antheil, developed the technology originally to help the Navy remotely control torpedoes. The key value of frequency hopping was that the randomized channel switching made it difficult for outside agents to understand what was being communicated. It was, in essence, an early form of encryption technology.

The two received a patent on their idea on August 11, 1942, according to the American Heritage of Invention & Technology. But despite lobbying and fundraising efforts on their part, the Navy ultimately passed on the technology.

It was reborn, however, in the late 1950s when engineers at Sylvania Electronic Systems Division revived it, which led to the use of Lamarr’s frequency hopping concept in secure military communications. Her work on spread-spectrum has played a part in many modern wireless technologies, such as Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA)

>>136624566
it's fake but a funny read for programmers
>java
>write once run away
kek'ing every time

>>136615818
Because trannies are still dudes with tits

>>136624341
>gladly gives them as much (one sided) help as they need
Can confirm that, I gave out lot's of dick to the 4 chicks out of ~100 in my uni days (chem eng) , one of the moron cunts even held a symposium to discuss giving out higher arbitrary grade to women the what to achieve some level of success in STEM, quite sure she flunked out. This was back in 2000 BTW, I see they haven't done much since.

>>136624512
cd means change directory. She's basically trying to open a folder

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>>136615511
(((our girl)))?

>>136624512
cd changes directory
cd .. means "go up"
pwd means "tell me where I am"
ls means "list files"
She got syntax errors half the time.

Do this: go open up your file explorer. Pick a folder you like. Try to open it about 5 times and fuck it up each time. Go up sometimes. Take a screenshot and post it to twitter.

Congratulations, you are now a "coder".

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>>136623535

>>136615388

You don't know how to program, do you.

>>136622821
>not efficiently using intermediate sums
disgraceful

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>>136623191
The 6th grader learning fucking turtle could make a better loop....

>>136625111
This.

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Joshua Kushner

>>136620103
duh she has a bagina, you're not sexist are you?

>>136625527
>not efficiently using intermediate sums
idiots love using endless 'if-else' in java because they always fuck up, or don't understand what a recursive function is

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>>136625955

>Work at company that makes industrial software
>Have programs for new OS's, but have legacy support for ancient MS-DOS and IBM shit
>Go out to site one day to repair MS-DOS system
>Simple navigation, equivalent of clicking on "Setup"->Install
>Women tech person: "Wow you're so good at coding"
>Her company paid my company 2k for this simple task
Friendly reminder that the internet was over 95% male before the introduction of the smart phone.

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>>136624085
> mfw this isn't a washing machine, where the fuck am i

I'd let her vacuum my tube.

>>136620985

Hacker code used to steal nude photos

>>136625065
Is that a girl?

>>136622821
Why not just a/(1/b)? Goddamn.

>>136626232
>mfw this isn't a washing machine
CHANGING THE TAPE DRIVE WAS IMPORTANT SHITLORD!

>>136615511
I'M ON NOFAP YOU DICKHEAD

>>136618456
Came here to post this.

>>136618456
triggered

>>136625780
Loops are for newbs.

Real coders iterate with recursion.

>>136624242
>that are competent
>

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>>136625780
>6th grader learning fucking turtle
Ah the memories

>>136615388
because she was groomed specifically to program. probably by her father from a young age. plus she's probably a hack.

>>136621651
x^0.5

??

>>136624861
She is the real deal, that was a clever idea at the time.

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>>136623348
>Lead Facial Animator for MAss Effect: Andromeda

>>136615388
>woman
>programming
pick one, you can't have both.

>>136625111
>>136625044
Christ, that's embarrassing. Or it would be if her audience had knowledge of coding.

Thanks anons, nice digits

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>>136626232
>>136626416
> CHANGING THE TAPE DRIVE WAS IMPORTANT SHITLORD!

Yur god damn right it was. Yeah bend down and get that lower tape, Stacey. Yeah... just like that.

>>136622821
hah is this a joke

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Daily reminder That women are working to destroy western society

>>136624861
Could you imagine what would've happened if She fugged Tesla and then they both raised the children in their Laboratory??

Instead he just had astral sex with pigeons....

>>136624512
cd means change directory
. is the current directory
.. is the parent directory
so cd .. will take you to the parent directory.
ls lists the content of a folder

>>136615388
the best programmer is the richest man alive.

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>>136626656
My first computer was a C64

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>>136626892

>tfw you are a corporation that cares so much about identity politics that you sacrifice millions of dollars in revenue to allow unqualified females create storyboards and work on technical aspects of your AAA video game

Jesus. Think about this for a moment. You are so fucking beholden to this shit that you literally sacrificed millions and millions of dollars to satisfy a fan base that doesn't even buy your shitty games to begin with.

>>136625065
She has hips like a young boy.

Big turn off.

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>>136627038
why is a jew baby-brainwashing us?

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> i have no idea what i'm doing

>>136620599
She is the Lauren Southern of coding: beta orbiters around a blonde capitalizing on her looks.

>>136624385
underrated

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>>136620599
I 'm still in the process of finding no one attractive

>>136618456
i just died, went to heaven, showed this to god and he laughed so hard I got to come back.

>>136626766
>Fast_inverse_square_root
It's just an estimate to speed up rendering when graphics cards were shit, pretty much the same as using a CPU register trick to speed up a Newtons Method to find roots. The guy from ID software, Carmack, came up with it

>>136621361
Yes she was now that I recall. What the fuck was she doing there?

>>136620738
Plz, I don't want to maintain code that was written by 1 month amateurs. I hope you realize how crappy is the code written by substandard """programmers""".

>>136618456
>>136615388


Typical liberal hollywood shitlords

>photo op with geeky shit to interest stupid girls

>girls try to code and fail

>tis life

>>136626766
x^-0.5

>>136620748
This, Sven. She is making money with her looks, not skills.

>>136615829
Yeah, like get their asses beat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxzd7kKm91c

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>>136627163
>My first computer was a C64
Ever have an Amiga? I still like to fuck around on my A3000 and used my A1200 for word processing up until about 2005-6 , video toasters were the shit also.
>inb4 autist

>>136620103
You expect opportunities to knock on your door?

>>136627713
Men have usually done everything better for many centuries

>>136620812
kek

>>136627870
I already have a job, but I bet she earn 4 times more than me.

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>>136624861

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>>136621772

>>136622255
cd means change directory which basically changes the folder you're in.

>>136628079
I was waiting...........

>>136620378
I can't even fathom how shitty that startup is to want to recruit her.

>>136615388
White men invented the internet anon

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>>136620026
>Some say she's still trying to change directories till this very day.
Something something joke on mounting.
>>136620599
Maybe its because we germans are into that but someone so full of shit ...

>>136628268
>I can't even fathom how shitty that startup is to want to recruit her.
Maybe Pied Piper could use her. God knows they suck at everything else.

>>136628026

You realize she's a literal Victoria's Secret model, right?

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>>136628268

Probably one of those coder-less startups perpetually trying to convince someone to code their idea for a 1% stake in the company. After all THEY did all the hard work thinking it up.

>>136622279
The goal as usual with any well paying job/industry is to get the entire population eligible so that the labor market dynamic mean you can pay employees less.

>>136628469
>Maybe Pied Piper could use her
She plays a flute too! WHAT'S HER LINKEDIN

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>>136621613
>implying morons will ever learn

>>136624876
Do coders really laugh at "coding jokes" or is this a college thing?

>Be me
>Developer for 12 years
>Some intern tries to hit me with le ebin coder big bang theory Reddit type joke
>Don't give a fuck

Maybe I'm just dead inside?

>>136615388
>WOMEN AREN'T BIOLOGICALLY CAPABLE OF PROGRAMMING
>As classes, women and men have real differences that effect their programming ability
Two different things. First is a strawman. Second is about averages and acknowledges there will be outliers.

>>136615388

WHO THE FUCK IS KARLIE KLOSS??? Is that one your tranny faggot lovers, OP???

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>>136626417
that's gonna make you break your nofap? lmao

>>136615388
spoiled cunt.

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>>136628988
>Maybe I'm just dead inside?
>88 checked
Join the club anon, it's not a happy club, but a good one nonetheless

>>136629236
kuk.

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So, can any of yall write scripts that will work with autohotkey and iMacros that will automatically and endlessly search a list of the most expensive and/or SJW friendly keywords to be used in conjunction with AdNauseum?

Or, likewise, just to mass automate fucking with the autocomplete on google?

>>136615388
Anon ANYONE can program, especially with modern high level and interpretive languages, most of the code is already written by others and all you have to do is a little copy-paste.
However it takes a true programmer to create a program that's as fast and small and efficient as possible, which Pajeets and women are completely incapable of.

>>136618456
fucking shit man, no wonder our young men are turning into women. There is literally no easier life than that.

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>>136620241
>lol I'm so random! :D

>>136628530
>Probably one of those coder-less startups perpetually trying to convince someone to code their idea for a 1% stake in the company. After all THEY did all the hard work thinking it up.

Reminds of those business shill podcasters. Dude writes one e-book and sells it for $1. Soc media blows up and dude makes like $250K. Dude then writes an entrepreneur course and sells it for $50. Dude never does anything new except flog the course with occasional updates. Profit bitche$.

>>136628988
>Developer for 12 years
>big bang theory Reddit joke
stop lying

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>>136620241
>because i'm so random yay :D

>>136620581
>>136620738
>>136621065
>>136623134
Thanks, I was taught some very basic C so I should be able to pick up another in 4 months.

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>>136622821
this pic makes me want to kill myself its filled with stupidity embodied , and i bet she actually felt pride about the code she wrote

>>136615388
Women are a mans best friend and the opposite. I am a man but still i feel very proud about Karlie Kloss, she looks a lot like my daughter.

>>136625065
what is that thing next to the guy in the suit ?

>>136622529
He fucked the girl you liked didn't he?

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>>136623784
this , i dont think i've even encountered a woman in my IT field (cisco engineer) , its funny like you said most of the woman in IT do either stupid admin shit or got a job as a manager cuz her husband or father knows a guy who knows a guy its never just purely about their skills

>>136629782
Women are always proud of their lazy "Accomplishments"

>>136618456
Coding is when you use the terminal to access your stuff instead of the mouse or touchscreen. Also, you have to use Git.

>>136629856
(You)

>>136615388
Wasn't programming invented by a woman

>>136620241
this must be fake

>>136630386
No Dennis Richte invented it, And 2 other Men invented the internet

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>>136626892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUhpZqwE33Q
>>136627194
You know hans if you werent staying up all night shitposting on transmongolian boards for planking on railway tracks you probably wouldnt be suffering from sleep deprivation.

>>136615818
Yeah. Also one of the first great composers of electronic music was a tranny (wendy carlos). Basically they have a male brain without the hormones that make us think about pussy all the time so they can actually focus on the job.

>>136615511
Why would you have those stopper things on a beach? Man girls are fucking stupid

>>136629856
Did i got owned or not, Karlie Kloss is a fashion model and not a programmer. Thank god my daughter gave me the heads up.

Why on earth would anyone need to do this scam, i am so proud of my daughter i almost burst with pride.

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>>136615388
What are averages anon?
1 woman does not magically mean all women are as capable as she is in this one special case. Saged shit bait

>>136630423
>Choosing a beta male's programming
>Adds a females best programming
>Females must be better at programming
retarded logic he uses

>>136619138
You need to join our startup

>>136626404

good answer, as long as the float conversion is handled properly I like it. Handles negatives too, unlike most people who would use a for loop

>>136621772
Im a illiterate when it come to programming and even i know when not to use a command that doesnt work let alone use it 999 times
I would learn python just to fuck with her head

>>136624861
>Largely known as a screen star of the 1920s, Hedy Lamarr proved to be more than just a pretty face. She played a key role in the invention of spread-spectrum technology; specifically, by conceptualizing the idea of frequency hopping, which is a method of sending radio signals from different frequency channels.
I read about her when I did my distertation on wireless networks. Man now I feel old, judge a tree by it's fruits not the sed that was planeted end off.

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>>136630778
this, im not that good in programming but wouldnt you just use a loop too or like the other guys method why she went and literaly put in the static answers, it actually fucking triggered me

>>136615818
There's been studies about this, I think. Trannies seem to be drawn to STEM stuff like comp sci for some reason.

>>136627443
Lmao no he didn't. Nobody knows who invented it. Everybody thinks it's carmack but he just used it, he didn't even know why it worked.

>>136618456
Is this a fucking joke?
I bet I was coding better than this fake bitch in 1984 when I was just a lad. Real mother fuckers work where the money is at: Financial, Medical, Energy, and Military. And I've NEVER meet a vagina at the architect or higher level, maybe a compartmentalized coder who has no idea what she is working on besides a specific requirements of the method.

>>136626404
challenge https://projecteuler.net

>>136615388

Be honest - you'd pretend to care about what she's saying if she wanted to babble at you about coding.

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>>136615388

hmmmm

https://www.statnews.com/2016/11/17/kushner-trump-obamacare/

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>>136615388
Karlie Kloss... My queen... Well... My second queen, you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdx2AVa1ZE

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>>136632338
I want to be your beta orbiter.

>>136629569
If that's how a guy codes and a girl codes, this is how a wizard codes.
https://pastebin.com/gfdZE8L6

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>>136632338

> those arms

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>>136618456
This pic never ever gets old

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>>136632710

>>136620748
Women can be good programmers. Like anything else there's a bell curve, and while women are more stupid on average, you'll still have some that are genuinely smart. But you don't hear about them because the few who are good don't make a big deal about being women since their work speaks for itself.

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>>136632824

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>>136632710

> 5/10 face
> 3/10 body, too skinny, digusting
> -Inf/10 coding ability

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>>136615388

She is a titless freak!

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>>136632895
<3

>>136618456
Get this genius a job at Jewgle

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>>136633079

>>136632862
but they're still pretty useless 1 week per month
LOL

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>>136632895

literally a man's face. Sure you're into boys anon? Find a t.h.i.c.c. woman not a s.i.c.k. woman.

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>>136633067
how is virginity going on for ya m7+1?

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>>136633304
>Go to gym, rostie

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>>136633643

>>136633643

just link the image gallery you're spamming from fggot. reported

>>136632696
?

I need to impregnate a girl like Karlie. It's not that shes that good looking (Shes maybe a 7 without all the makeup work and pushups etc), but that she is TALL. I can supply the THICC genes and a decent looks from my half of the family, I need her to make sure my children aren't manlets/womanlets. I'm 6'1 but I need to make SURE.

>>136621140
Coding is just exercising logic based thinking with a bit of math. I program PLC abd DCS shit for automation and it's not all that difficult but my Chad bosses who did business in college think I'm some sort of tech god because I can write function block with ladder logic and a bit of pascal. Normies man.

>>136623191
Great coding there with Scratch, Karly! Belongs on the homepage with the rest of them https://scratch.mit.edu/

>>136615818

>trannies
>thigh-highs

Those are cross dressers and they are sexy as fuck.

>>136620241
god damnit i have a rape boner right fucking now reading these comments REEEEEEEEEE

taytay > karlie > barbs

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>>136633732
>Mad as hell.

/pol/ has no safe spaces, swettie.

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>>136618456
kek

>>136620103

Dude. You cant just show up there and fuck the boss for a raise lel.

>>136626970
now THATS hot

>>136615388
Because she's not a self entitled victim bitch and actually works hard?Alternatively affirmative action bullshit at play.

>>136630386

Programming was technically invented by two arab brothers in the 9th or 8th century who designed a programmable self-playing flute. Maybe there was another invention before that too but idk.

>>136615388
>ctrl+F "Nick Szabo"
>0 results
bait so bad the fish spat it out

>>136633998
fuark shes a semen demon

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>>136634020

Would you like some dark meat with your tape drive Massa?

>>136633865
>Pascal
Wew

>>136625065

Those are extreme elevator shoes that Jew is wearing.

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>>136620748

>>136620241

This would've been more apt of her "logical comparison" if hers had been written in Python.

>>136618456
My fucking sides

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>>136615388
>>136615388
>>136615388

>>136618456
tell me this is fake

>>136622821
could have been programmed much smarter as recursion.
accumulate all the previous calls into one variable and return that.

DUH!

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>>136634507

what about negative inputs

I know this is kinda of a cringy /r9k/ idea, but what happens when one of such girls get violently disfigured and lose her natural beauty?

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>>136626656
>>136627163
Those ugly colors.
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0

>>136615388
>KARLIE KLOSS
How many KARLIE KLOSSes are there?
1

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>>136634788
I don't get it.

>>136633935
It's codestudio, shitlord.
NOT scratch.

>>136634610
>not getting the joke

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>>136618456
Fuck this gay earth

>>136620804
kek, doceniam

>>136621825
It just calculates 1/sqrt(x) in a really hacky and fast way, using the magic constant seen in pic, which to this day no one knows which braniac came up with it(the constant).

>>136634900
If there is one good women programmer, that does not prove that 50% of the good programmers are women.

>>136615388
I don't know too much about coding, but something tells me that this is the exception to the rule, rather than the norm.

>>136629559
this

>>136622821
Several ways to do this.

The most elegant way, as posted by another anon, is by converting [b] to a fraction and then dividing [a] by this fraction. a/(1/b)

Another way (using addition)
var product = b;
while (a > 1) {
product += b;
a--;
}
return product;

>>136618456
Can someone explain this to someone who doesn't code? Also, shit resolution on phone, so prob not reading it right, anyways.

>>136623623
This, not only is the whole design retarded, but it's poorly executed

>>136619282

True, you always want to save your l33t skillz for when you're jacked in to the 'gram.

>>136630184
Please go back to Africa

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>>136635230
Here is a man pseudo-code

>>136635485

She is typing "cd" over and over into a console and it keeps spitting out folder not found errors. In layman's terms, "cd" is a prefix command to open a folder.

>>136615818
Trannies are just dudes

>>136635485
She is not coding, it is the equivalent of showing off your computer skills by moving around in folders in my computer.

>>136623623

public int shit_funct(int a, int b){
//positive only
if(b==1){
return a;
}else{
for(int i=1; i<b;i++){
a+=a;
}
}
return a;
}

>didnt test
>pls no bully

It's all so inclusive, different and clean. So much Ruby and CSS!

>>136627194
It tells me that they haven't been paying attention to Marvel Comics do the same exact fucking thing first.

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>>136635305
can't multiple negs brah