canada has the best looking money in the world

>>136610054
>penny
a what?

>>136610145
shhhhhhhhhha

>>136609903
fuk you, fuck this bait thread

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>>136609903

>>136609903
>>136610054
looks like a cheap copy of the euro

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Nice plastic sheets.

Nice paper money, faggots

>>136610998
other way around buddy

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>>136610998
Euros look terribly boring and the symbolism behind them is scary. Windows and bridges? No thanks.

Here's New Zealand's banknotes. Pretty similar to Canada's IMO. Unfortunately they've become bilingual using our local niggerspeak.

>>136610054
Loonie and a two-ner.

>>136611321
This.
Being proud of your Rothchild brand is like being proud of the $800 of Chanel sunglasses you bought which cost $7 to make

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>>136610054
It's decent.

>>136611544
>Aotearoa
>Our Terra.
Illuminati confirmed.

how do blind people figure out how much worth one of your shitty papers is worth?

>>136609903
What's on the back of Canada's money? I'd imagine its scenes of natures like the Rockies and prairies and shit like that. Amirite?

>>136609903
Too bad its worth shit.

>>136609903
Looks like monopoly money.

>>136611544
>>136609903
>carrying shitty Anglos around in your wallet

>>136611984
If you look at the top of the bills you can see Braille, I assume it's that.

>>136609903
nice monopoly money

>>136609903
Because it is USA.

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>>136612255
>t. Rapefugee gibsmedat paper

>>136609903
Make way bitch.

>>136612068
The five has a kid playing hockey, and I think the ten has a train on it. Pretty meh.

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>tfw no smug Bergman on my money

>>136609903
Not even fucking close, monotone trash all your notes are the same fucking size
And your coinage is autistic as fuck, sizing is all over the fucking place, it looks like you tried to copy Australia's coinage and failed miserably.

>>136609903
usa has a good iconic color and design but its riddled with kike symbology

>>136612538
Like what?

>>136609903
>has a foreign monarch on their currency

cuckolds.

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>>136609903
No

>>136611544
Better than Canadian, at least it's not monotone

>>136612617
The $1 having the triangle and all seeing eye on it.

Looks disgusting desu. White privilege on display.

>>136612655
Where are they squinting at?

>>136609903
our money looks like some kinda degenerate gay pride shit,

CanCucks even their faggot money makes a rainbow , kill yourself trans fags and TRUDOO to .

It's the small things that makes a leaf happy. Tiny itty bitty pointless things , kill yourself.

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>>136609903

lol wtf it looks like monopoly money and is probably not worth much more

>>136612671
How the hell is the all seeing eye a kike symbol?
It's literally the Holy Trinity, and was created in the Renaissance.

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>>136609903
What about no?

Not differentiating worth by size

>>136609903
It also smells like maple syrup.

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>>136609903
Not for long, shitlord

>>136613099
>How the hell is the all seeing eye a kike symbol?

Google the Israeli supreme court building. Go on.

>>136612952
>Let's put a Serb born in Austria, modern day Croatia and then emigrated to the USA on our bank notes.
Do you really have no one else? National traitors don't usually get high regard.

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>>136613231
>Your money will never have Nicola Tesla on it

Why even live?

>>136610998
>cheap copy of the euro
Someone get this immigrant a history book, please.

>>136613231
>croat on servian money
sad!

>>136609903
>literally whos except the queen
>best money

>>136611544
French isn't much better m8.

>>136613295
DUDE

A MENORAH HAS CANDLES ON IT

THAT MUST MEAN ALL CANDLES ARE KIKE SYMBOLS THAT WILL STEAL ALL MY SHEKELS

>>136609903
America has the best money. It looks simple and imposing. Other countries look gay and weak, which they are.

America is so rich, we can manufacture a unit of currency worth a fraction of it's cost and still not give a shit.

>>136609903
Literally same colors of gay pride
Thanks for posting faggot

>>136613496
shut the fuck up fagot

>>136613496
>Federal Reserve Act passed in 1913
>ADL formed in 1913
>Israeli supreme court has the all seeing eye on a pyramid just like the $1 bill

Stop being a good goy and wake up.

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Original plastic bank notes your welcome Canada.
They're currently being phased out, but our autistic govt. Is doing a slow reveal one ever year or some shit.

>>136613295
This really made me think.

>>136613658
Who's the didgeridindu on the $50 bill?

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somebody greentext some history for me please about why the f is queen elizabeth on canada notes

kk
thx
here some boobs

>>136613164
>VEINTE REAIS
UMA

>>136613370
If California secede they may put musk on a note.

looks like some gay monopoly money.

>>136613841
They're not even comparable. Without Tesla we wouldn't have electricity the way we have it now. Alternating current made it possible to transmit electricity over very large distances.

>>136613231
This one actually looks nicely designed.

Too bad your socialist government steals most of it...

>>136609903
Everything about (((anada))) is disgusting.

>>136613231
Does Serbian currency actually have Nikola Tesla on it?
I can understand that he was a Serb but he immigrated to the USA, that would be like if Germany had Einstein on their money.

>>136613791
He's David unaipon he try to invent perpetual motion machine, broke Indidj stereotypes and become famous university lecturer when black fellas were still classed as fauna.

>>136612462
>The five has a kid playing hockey, and I think the ten has a train on it. Pretty meh.

Shit really? What's on the other notes?

> $20 A muslim woman eating maple syrup?
> $50 An RCMP on horseback?
> $100 First nation people sitting on the sidewalk drunk?

>>136613631
I kinda agree. US money looks like the real deal and is the standard all others should aspire too.

>>136613806
because she's their queen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada

>>136609903
If you're a homo.

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>>136613806

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umm no sweetie

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>>136609903
lmao

your currency looks like hasbro game money

ours is much better. especially the new one. so far only 20 and 50 have been replaced but they look great

>>136613231
Yeah!

>>136613658
Holy fuck. That $5.
Is that a literal hobo on that note? Looks like someone who would hassle you for change.
Inb4 that's Bruce OReilly, first lord mayor of the colony.

>>136613806
>British Empire owned Canada.
>British Empire was dissolved but Queen Elizabeth remained the monarch over all settler colonies that are now part of The Commonwealth.
>The Commonwealth exists today making Queen Elizabeth the Queen of Canada.

>>136609903
ohh, a rainbow. I get it, you like LGBT signs.

>>136613791
He was actually ok for a black fella though hated sorry day, thought that the black fellas should work to better themselves in australian society instead of grievances and guns

>Unaipon's stance on Aboriginal issues put him into conflict with other Aboriginal leaders, including William Cooper of the Australian Aborigines' League, and Unaipon publicly criticised the League's "Day of Mourning" held on the 150th anniversary of the arrival of the First Fleet, arguing that the protest would only harm Australia's reputation abroad and would cement a negative public opinion of Aboriginals.

>>136613806
Becuase she owns canada.

https://youtu.be/ykIFQsDaou8?t=1m42s

>>136609903
Gay money
>Canada
Checks out

>>136613942
But California would prob have a smug looking picture of musk with a tesla in the background. Technically there would be a tesla on the note.

>>136614646
Henry Parkes, some British cunt who did some political shit no one cares about.

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>>136609903
Is it an owl watching over silently, or is it a spider weaving the web of reality?

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5 CAN = 3.95 USD
10 CAN = 7.89 USD
20 CAN = 15.79 USD
50 CAN = 39.47 USD
100 CAN = 78.93 USD

>>136614550
Holy shit even your Mexican intellectuals look like chimpanzees stop trying pedro

>>136614241
Einstein was German, what would be wrong with him being on German money?

>>136614241
>I can understand that he was a Serb but he immigrated to the USA

John Smith immigrated to Saudi Arabia.

Is John Smith an arab?

>>136611544
Our money looks like cheap fake money from the Chinese shop
Absolutely disgusting

>>136614550
>Kim Jong uno
>unibrow shemale

Why are Mexicans so ugly desu

>>136614622
love reddit spacing bud.
>mine is better because i say so
sure.

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>>136613631
Most imposing bank note I've ever seen.

>>136615372
The problem is you cunts have used photographs instead of and drawn lined images. Photos make shit look Cheap.

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>>136611544
I think NZ has the best looking money, only because it has cute birds.

>>136609903
It does look good, but the fucking font looks garbage on currency.
Reminds me of the time you cunts used Comic Sans on your coins.

>>136615096
>Henry Parkes, some British cunt who did some political shit no one cares about.

The father of federation. The man behind the idea of a federated australia. Nobody cares. Cunt your living in his legacy right now if he didn't exist wed be seperate fucking countries and probably all chinese cos no white australia policy.

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when did they start printing jokes on our coins?

>>136616124
And somehow they forgot to include a fucking kiwi

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>>136616722
We've been doing that for years maybe you got the idea from us

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>>136616722

>>136617168
Does it electric?

>>136616417
Thanks for the history lesson on your country anon. Sorry for thinking it was just some derro cunt.

>>136616842
Kiwi birds are faggots. There I said it, everyone knows it.

Actually they are on the one dollar coin.

>>136616124
True but a duck? Who puts a duck on their money?

>>136609903
the new 10$ is weird

>>136615143
It's easily counterfeitable ink printed on paper.

>>136616722
You ended the women's right to vote last year?

If it isn't metal, it isn't money.

>>136613259
I can think of so many Americans that are more worthy to be on a 20 than this nog. What about Eisenhower, or Robert Goddard?

>>136613259
So who is this nig? Cottonpicker of the year?

>>136613631
Honestly some of this colorful stuff looks breddy gud. But I agree the older monochrome US notes had a "serious" look to them, like some kind of legal certificate. Like they meant business.

Don't worry though, we're busy fagging up our currency like everybody else.

>>136617704
I thought this was a joke what in the actual fuck who is the nigger

>>136617462
get fucked, and it's not even paper, it's like some kind of synthetic material. You'll know when you feel it. shit is money

>>136616842
you just jelly that you have aggressive parrots instead of kawai birds.

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Let's hear /pol/'s opinion on this.

Old bill which portrays Kristian Olaf Bernhard Birkeland, who was a Norwegianscientist.
"He is best remembered as the person whose theories of atmospheric electric currents elucidated the nature of theaurora borealis. In order to fund his research on the aurorae, he invented theelectromagnetic cannonand theBirkeland-Eyde processoffixingnitrogenfrom the air. Birkeland was nominated for theNobel Prizeseven times."


Or

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>>136618311
>a fucking cod

>>136618311
This gone be good. What's he being replaced with???

>>136618107
It's cotton paper, its still paper

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>>136618418
Cod is..good? I don't see the problem here!

>>136618107
Monopoly money maybe leaf. Its all space cash atm so get those water parks up and running before we have to nuke Based Finland or else they'll nark to the space yamakas.

>>136618418
Is this a middle finger to the EU fishing laws?

>>136618418
Fucking kek.

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>>136618769
>he didn't see the backside.

>>136618418
Money that doesn't have people on it doesn't look feel like it has any value.
It says 'we don't respect our history, who cares about the great minds and pioneers who built our nation. Instead here's a moth, or a frog.

I know cods been important to your nation and probably kept half the population of Norway alive during the middle ages, but ffs that's just sad.

>>136618976
Look closely. It's two hands with the middle fingers raised.

>>136610867
>>136611156

over this
>>136613028

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South Korean Won banknotes

>>136618418
show the new 100nkr

>>136618976
If I squint it kinda looks like the govt. Giving the finger to Norwegian history culture and achievements.

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Mozart's aristocratic disgust makes this the best bill of all time.

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>>136614353

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Pre-Euro Dutch currency

250 guilder note pictured

>>136619198
I accidently read best korea instead of bank of korea. I've been on pol too long

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>>136618769
>>136618817
>>136619052

Ok what about this one then.

Sigrid Undset, a famous norwegian writer who published 33 books and hundreds of articles. Known mainly for her writings of life in northern Norway during the middle ages.
She has also recieved the nobel prize in litterature.
Or

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>>136619502
Swiss Franc banknotes.

Second major currency after Dutch guilder to adopt vertical design.

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>>136619777
A fucking boat

>>136619340
Better than queen lizzie
>>136615805
And her smug look of imperial contempt I'm on the more bitches and I own you?

>>136619839
Two boats*

>>136609903
It looks alright until they replace our first prime minister with some whoeverthefuck nigger

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>>136619274
Also a fucking boat

>>136619839
Norway rules the fish?

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>He still uses government backed currencies

>>136618039
Harriet Tubman, helped southern nogs escape to the north in the 1800's. A racial token to help US blacks feel better about how little they have contributed to science, etc.

Unfortunately it's not a joke, they are going to start printing them in a couple of years.

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>>136613631
Based Nippon. Japan is the only Asian country that has ever been of importance.

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>>136619839
We did a boat commemorating invasion day. It was plastic too.

>>136609903
That shit sucks. Best was the Dutch guilder.

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>>136620121
At least they didn't pick the one which was designed by kids.

>>136620431
I'll pay you two fishes and a lighthouse for a good time.

>>136620431
They should have let Hoest design them.

>>136609903
Looks like monopoly money hahahaha

>>136619340
Kind of reminds me of the US 100 with a pissed off Ben Franklin staring everybody down. I like that one.

>>136614550
Fuck you, i miss Zaragoza

>>136620631
Mate the lighthouse alone is worth more than a Norwegian whore. Throw in a few whole salmon and you could buy loads of them.

>>136620247
Its an american expat faggot

>>136611544
dayum who's that stud on the 5? nice hair tho

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>>136611544
>the monarch is only one one note
Absolutely treasonous.

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At least U.S. bills have an artistic design over every millimeter instead of some shitty fucking gum wrapper coding

At least you can fold U.S. paper money, folding plastic is retarded.

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>>136620213
They should put this guy on it kinda looks like the black Lincoln and did more for the status of blacks in the US than any other person I can think of.

>>136611544
Why do you have Bear Grylls on your 5 pound note

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>>136615201
we got above 80 a few days ago that was nice

>>136610054
>Canada copies US coin sizes even though they're worth less

>>136617913
She freed somewhere around 100 or so other nigs during slavery by running their asses to the Northern Yankees. Apparently that makes her god-tier.

>>136620910
Yea apparently other cunts are more important, she's on our smallest note as well. At least she's on every fucking coin.

The us doesnt want to spend more to make it better

>>136621209
>The only way a nig can get on a bank note is to commit a crime.

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>>136609903
>modern style money
Disgusting.

>>136620902
Sir Edmund Hillary first cunt to climb Everest all the way to the top.

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>>136612655
Those are the old ones. Check out the new ones for 2018.

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eu has best chance.

its true.

>>136612282
Your monopoly money is model led off of our currency. You Americans have a subconscious desire for money that doesn't look like green cat shit.

>>136613487
Over 50% of English words come from French you dummy.

>>136621450
Tenzing Norgay was 1st

>>136615805
I bought one of these off ebay because I liked the design so much.

>>136620770
I kinda like having Pepe in the bill, but Frida can fuck off.

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>>136620800
Fuck, missed the "we". Still stand by my comment you cunt.

>>136621385
>Implying anyone has ever seen a £5 coin or £50 note.
Supposedly the Bank of Scotland and also Northern Ireland issues £100 notes.
>Tfw you will never hold a £1,000,000 note nevermind a £100,000,000 note.

>>136621081
You don't have loonies and toonies but maybe for the rest.

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benis

>>136621761
Was it the anglo or the bloke he brought along to carry his luggage son?

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>>136613164
Brazilian money is my favorite in the world.

No personality worship crap, especially because our famous people are generally crap. At most a neutral statue nobody knows who is anyway, and our cool animals.
I guess monuments aren't bad, but a tribute to the fauna is awesome and fitting for Brazil.

>>136619340
It says shill on the banknote.

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>>136611544
>>136609903
What's up with queen elizabeth on your money bills?
Literally cucked by the queen, you and the britbongs

>muh majesty

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>>136609903
I like Swedish money, Ingmar Bergman, Astrid Lindgren, Evert Taube, Greta Garbo, Selma Lagerlöf ...

>>136622095
i was kidding they went up together

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I like how our look better, but I might be biased

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>>136621829
Just don't look at the back its abo scribbles.
The whole series was pretty good to be honest. Except the 100 that abomination was added later.

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>>136609903
Best Ireland has best money!

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>>136614550
>We will never have pic related again

>>136622251
Canada isn't afraid to show its English roots, unlike you Americans. I know you're just salty that your money looks like garbage, but whatever.

t. Canadian American

>>136622494
Not bad but on what bill is Niels Bohr? the founder of quantum mechanics? Denmarks most prominent person ever since the fictional prince of Denmark Hamlet.

>>136622718
They discontinued that because the bills were easily damaged since it was only 10 pesos. The should bring it back as a 1000 pesos bill.

>>136622380
How long until Mohommad Bin-Jihadi Al-Islam shows up on your banknotes?

>>136613164
I was about to commend you on including the capybara on your money but NOPE it's a chimp. Opinion disregarded.

>>136613231
We need more equations and mathematical inequalities on our money. I would pay an extra dollar for any bill with an integration table on it.

>>136613458
Is Tesla a Sroat or Cerv?

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>>136623309
Yeah, we have pic related even though 99% of the country has probably never seen that bill irl

>>136618311
>kike

>>136609903
>The Queen of E N G L A N D
cucked to the supreme

>>136613231
>>136619340
Those are badass.

Are there any more bills with actual historically important people like these? It make me want to start collecting them.

>>136623634
Yeah, but the design on the Zapata one is much better. I've always thought that Hidalgo's bill was kinda boring.

>>136618473
it's actually made out of a government controlled cotton that lands you 10 years or more in the slammer if you're caught growing it and linen blended together

even the ink is a special government controlled formula

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>not having Kek in your coins

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>>136619340

>>136622822
>hides flag

>>136622494
Sorry i always mistake the Norwegian and Danish flags, really nice money in Norway. Looking up Nobel Prize winners .. . which were more than i expected :D.

>>136623818
Our English tradition is the only positive identity Canadians have left besides "We're so progressive" faggotry. Bongistan actually looks appealing compared to this hellhole.

>>136612068
No,it's mostly politicaly correct bullshit.

>>136619801
Europeans are such fucking contrarians

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What about the Polish złoty

>>136609903
I'm trying to keep an open mind, looking at all the other currencies in this thread, but I find Canadian bills much more aesthetic than any others posted here, and I think I know why. Look at the coloring; there's no try-hard complementary-color manipulation like in movie posters (orange/blue, purple/yellow, green/red). Every bill has not only a solid color, but solid colors lined with hints of the color that would flank it in a rainbow. 5's have a lovely blue with just a hint of green and indigo; 10's have violet with hints of indigo and red; 20's - green with yellow tinge; 50's - red with orange tinge; and finally, 100 with its golden-yellow color scheme (admittedly the worst of the bunch). Oh, and Loonies are GOAT; you need to hold one in your hand to truly appreciate them.

However, if you could find me some turquoise/crimson or grey/deep-red bills... I might just take it all back.

>>136613164
If that was a capybara on your 20 I would have called it the single greatest bill in existence. Alas, it's a chimp, which makes it undeniably the worst ever.

I unironically like the US dollar the most.
But they seriously have to change up the material, when I was in the US my new bills lasted less than 10 days before they looked like they had been used for a year.

>>136610054
>a fucking twig
>a fucking beaver
>a fucking boat
>a fucking moose
>a fucking coat of arms
>a fucking duck
>a fucking bear

Typical for a fucking leaf

>>136625051
>136625051
Canadas money looks like monopoly money, every single bill is a different bright neon color.

Maybe its because I'm used to USAs money, but I have a preference for more simplistic designs and aesthetics.

>>136625291
>loonie
>loon
>a... duck
lol amerifats when will they learn

>>136625604
Mate it's clearly some kind of duck.

>>136625518
Nah multi coloured noted is god tier. Look in wallet need blur one, opposed to look in wallet pull every thing out for a note you don't have on you.

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>>136625604
>being this autistic about a water fowl

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 Canadian shit wipers

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>>136619839
>>136620258
Rate my boat, it was sunked in 2014. RIP

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>>136625604
Putting fauna on your coins you cunts just copy everything we do?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

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>>136610054
Romans had coins for everything.

>>136626108
Does latvijas even has water?

>>136626315
those look more like flora to me

>>136626581
Echidna, lyrebird, platypus, coat of arms, Roos and an Abo

>>136626761
looks like a bunch of vines to me. Weird thing to put on the coins considering your country is a desert.

>>136609903
Ours is fake Jew money.

>>136609903
Because it is the best country of the world

>>136626761
Fauna only policy?

>>136609903
Is it common for you guys to change the designs for banknotes often? I don't think ours have changed in design for years except for $100 when they tried to do the plastic bills.

>>136611544
>Bear Grylls on the 5
>Marie Curie on the 10
>Queen Elizabeth on the 20
>Nicola Tesla on the 50
>Theodor Roosevelt on the 100

>tfw your entire country are degenerate sheep fuckers so you put random famous people from other countries on your money

>>136609903
>>136611544

Why is the queen only on your twenties?

>>136626908
Which one? The 10c is tail feathers of lyre bird and the 20c is platypus under water. My favourite fauna coin is the two dollar by far.
Used to play which of these is not like the others when we were kids with money, 50c not like the others but 2 didj always is.

>>136626992
This cunt gets it.

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>>136612068
Here's a couple. Looks like we have monuments and... fucking hockey. God dammit. Just put a picture of someone chugging a fucking flask of syrup while you're at it. PLUS A BONUS VINTAGE 1991 BILL.

>>136624187
Happy? Here on a green card, BITCH.

>>136610998
Euro isn't even real kek where's your Marks faggot? Oh yeah Germany isn't a country anymore just the European Union LMAOOOOO

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Our currency is currently transitioning from paper to plastic. Please support polyher during these hard times.

>>136627197
the 5, the 10, the 20, and the 50
the 1 looks like a nest of rats and the 2 looks like part of mount rushmore

>>136627394
Quentario?

>>136625061
How the fuck did you ruin bills? Throw it in your wallet and leave it alone, never had one tear let alone get ruined.

>Captcha rape

>>136613658
>Queen on the 5
>all different sizes
Fake ass non Anglo country

>>136613806
She's the queen of Canada retard

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>>136626983
>Canada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136625291
To be fair, a moose is pretty tough.

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>>136609903
>postmodern Monopoly plastic sheets

Step it up pancake, pic related is the absolute best bill ever.

>>136611544

NZ is still master race when it comes to bills. I'm a Canadian that lived in NZ for a few years and even I still marvel that the elegance.

>>136627597
Why is the queen on your 20 and not your most common note?

>>136627988
The $20 is the most common retard

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>>136627904
Um sweetie that's wrong

>>136609903
>Notes all same size
>Yank trash-tier

Disregarded

>>136627904
this, french have the best

>>136628054
Canadian digits worth so little that anything smaller than a 20 is redundant.

>>136628299
britfag is upset the bills are too big for his micro dick

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>>136628196
No honey, that bill ain't giving anyone the dick.

He is.

>>136614241
What's even funnier is the fact that he was no Serb.
In his memoirs you can find the true origin story of his family. He actually comes from Croatian noble family Draganic from Zadar, but moved to the Lika region in the 16th century. Because his granddad had bad teeth and people used to make fun of him, calling him "Tesla", which is the name for a woodcarving tool, they changed their name legally. Later one of his granddad married a Serbian girl who made him convert to the Orthodox Church, hence the Serbian claim. You will also not find the name of the family Tesla in any of the historical documents anywhere in Croatia prior to the 1800s.
Also his mother family was of Croatian decent, since they were from Novi Vinodol.

>>136628422
No it's because we mostly get toonies instead of a $5 back

>>136628645
The smallest denomination should be the most common if it isnt you cunts are doing money wrong.

>>136609903
What can you buy with that rainbow faggot money, a dick?

>>136627536
Those of us with plastic none dont treat it the same way as you cunts. We literally do whatever the fuck we like with it.

What a load of americunt burger fuckers in here wooooweeeee

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>>136609903
>>136610054
BRING BACK THE 2$ BILL

>>136628929
Hahaha coming from the libtard who's country is now little mosul. Toplel

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>>136613806
>9gag

>>136621081
so we could FUCKING LEAF your vending machines

>ctrl+f
>"kevin spacey"
>0 results

For real though Canada, your 50$ bill, I swear to god

>>136629401
Kek, paying 70c on the dollar for a can of coke.

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>>136628400
What's most incredible is we kept those old bills a long ass time while everyone else was pushing uninspired modern bills. I don't even like the fucking faces on those, either leftists or plain traitors considered icons of the French revolution, but they are still sexy as fuck.

>>136609903
Why the fuck is Bordern on the $100 bill? It should be Laurier or Mackenzie King

>>136613631
Shut up nip

>>136629352
Is that Newton?

>>136627497
$2 quintessential australian fauna

>>136609903

The color of money, is that all you got? FFS guy.

>>136611544
Well did birds of Canada once too.

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>>136609903
>>136610054
>>136611544
>>136613231

If you own even $1 of fiat currency you are a brainlet cuck zogbot.

Pic related is the only money you should have.

>>136629745
It's a Croatian Baroque Poet called Ivan Gundulic, who wrote the "anthem of freedom".

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>>136609903

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>not having literal Saints in your bills
Pray for us Saint Rose of Lima.

>>136630050
The local knock shop doesnt accept

>>136629745
>>136630077
>Fair liberty, beloved liberty, liberty sweetly avowed,
>thou are the treasured gift that God to us endowed,
>all our glory is thy true creation,
>to our Home thou are all the decoration,
>no silver nor gold, not life itself could replace
>the reward of thy pure and sublime grace.

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>>136629347
Explain this to me goyim nazis backed by jews?

>>136609903
Is that the queen of England?

>>136621993
>implying anyone has ever seen a £50 note
I've had a few

>>136630400
Queen of Canada, two different people anon.

>>136621385
Agreed. I still have some of your notes from when I was in your country like 10 years ago. Brit notes are aesthetic.

>>136630451
You living in a major city?

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This one takes the cake.

Bitches on NZ money explained.

> $5 Sir Edmund Hillary
Quintessential New Zealand male. In the 40s walked over every part of the country rooting chicks in every town. When bored of pussy started climbing mountains. Got bored of that shit and after seeing a picture of Mt Everest decided to 'knock the bastard off' (his own words). Rooted a fair few Nepalese girls but wasnt impressed. Climbed it as a coronation present to Queen Liz. She gave him a knighthood and quick handy as a thank you.

> $10 Kate Sheppard
Dumb broad from the 1880s who got butthurt about not being able to vote. Emailed her friends, told them to stop giving blowies as a protest until shit was fixed. They hung around downtown throwing themselves in front of horse and carriages until the cops got tired of beating them and politicians finally relented giving them the vote. That wasbt enough they then decided chicks needed to go to university, be doctors and politicians. Shits been fucked never since.

> $20 The Big Kahuna.
No explanation needed. Long may she reign.

> $50 Sir Apirana Ngata
First maori to wear a suit, read the Bible, wipe his arse AND wash his hands after taking a shit. Also notable for never sitting on the footpath asking for $2 for 'the bus'. Became a parliamentarian and told all his people to 'get off your fucking arses and stop blaming whitey.' Modern day version is Based Winnie leader of New Zealand First. Actually has a chance of forming government in our general election in 6 weeks time.

> $100 Lord Rutherford of Nelson
Young dude growing up in rural area spends his time looking at tadpoles and doing sick tricks on his bmx. One day sees a Japanese in his town and instantly decides he wants to kill millions of them. Starts reading shit about physics and chemistry, goes to unis in NZ, Canada and finally Cambridge where he splits the atom. August 1945 finally gets his wish when the Enola Gay turboblasts Japan out of ww2

>>136624147
is that new? I've never come across one

>>136630926
1000 Schilling
I dont know how I feel about all these shillings

>>136629645
>it's actually a good idea, if you use vending machines a lot, to exchange some money for canadian coins

Wew lad. Also, why does canadian dollars look like the silver surfer put a shit streak on it?

>>136612255
>implying anglos didn't invent more than any other group
lmao

>>136612068
Backs of newer bill are mostly SJW symbolism so obscure and meaningless that no one besides the cucked and well read gives a shit, which is basically nobody.

>>136630580
Nope, rural Lincolnshire

>>136626315
those are a fucking mess

>>136626460
Thiiiiccc

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This.

>>136628873
Does that make sense though?

>>136611156
Österreich forever!

>>136627597
Different sizes so the blind know what note it is, fucking retard, shows how much you care about people within your society

>>136622822
your dollar is really only 79 cents, come back when you both are worth more.

I hate our gay money. It looks like some type of totally worthless South American shit-buck.

It's a near totally worthless North American shit dollar and I demand it looks as bland and worthless as it really is!

>>136609903
it's also plastic so you can go swimming wiht it

it's great

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>>136628422

>>136631384
Yes it makes fucking sense if your smallest denomination is not your most common it means your currency has devalued to the point where the smaller shit no longer holds value. At the moment our 5c coin is in this situation. On the otherhand our $5 note is by far the most common. Now your telling me the $20 note is more common than your fiver.
What is wrong with you currency for the 5 to be so worthless?

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>>136611156
THAT WIENER PHILHARMONIKER COIN

I'M COMING, HABSBURG-KUN

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>>136622064
We have $1 dollar coins, but we don't give them retarded names.

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>>136632029

>>136632756
And less babies is a good thing!?

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>>136629651
Mon négro, desu I don't want to sound like that guy who thinks his country's money is the best, but really I don't think any other bills come this close to being pure art as old French francs used to be.

I couldn't even what Euro bills look like, they're so fucking boring and ugly I never waste time looking at them.

>>136633333
what a sad waste of digits.