/pol/ humor thread - Part 2

>>136605982
Racism, gay hate, death to trannies, paganism, antisemitism, encouraging suicide?

I mean, it's not the 1800's anymore. Try running these ideas by your professor in a college. The only one that'll partially fly is paganism, which after saying they may contact mental health authorities.... isn't it all just kind of... wrong?

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Haha

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nihao

>>136606523
The infamous hoverboard bomber

>>136606523
absolutely no fucking way that can be real

>>136606325
Maybe instead of running away they should have stayed and fought like every other first world country has

>>136606877
When your car shits a nig

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>>136607057
kek

>>136607031
They couldn't care less about staying and fighting. Their only goal is the propagation of islam.

Could you BELIEVE that these same people built the pyramids?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTL-lheuKb4

>>136607589
das rite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeJWYSECkYA

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>>136607663

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>>136606527
GOD DAMNIT I JUST SPILLED MY DRINK FUCK YOU

>captcha
>lemmings

>>136606325
>generic "Whites are bad Muslims are innocent angels" TV show
>shows what whites can only wish will happen, because they're too polite and nice IRL

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>>136606773

>>136607283
Don't be naughty!
Bin that body!

>>136606325
Was this ever shown on TV?

>>136606527
kek

>>136607804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r4E68ykPA

>>136606773
Fuck Wojtek, I can never eat a banana again!

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>>136606824
>absolutely no fucking way that can be real

Arabs are like Prinnies, dood. They explode.

>>136607882
>Whites are albino blacks
>Men are mutated women
What's next?

>>136605982

Anyone got any examples of this? Something in the general ballpark will do.

>>136607804
I know this is a humor thread, but this pic still makes me fucking wonder. How in the hell do people see shit like this headline for example, and still think communism can ever work

>>136608491
>Average_American_Family.jpg

>>136608737
Because free university! *general election* Well, not free, per se...

>>136608763
>Hungarian: plenty of everything

Now I know why all the other fields are filled with butthurt words.

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i just really fucking hate the eu

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>>136608855
Checked

>>136608855
How? There's a father in that picture.

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SHART IN THE CART

>>136609201
The secret hand sign!

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>>136608763
>amusement:arguing
nothing changed all this years

>>136607031
I don't think you understand how war works.

>>136607780
RIP son of a gun.

>>136606628
Serbs are back at it again.

>>136607283
>Dont be a fan
>Ban that van

>>136607780
BASED SAMSARA

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>>136608763

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>>136606394
>Stacey
>Degenerate
Checks out

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>>136608491
>we do it all for you
what did they mean by this?

>>136610319
Really makes you think

>>136608144
>This is /pol
We need more like this with other /pol groups.

>LBTQ+ vs Muslim

>>136607407
more like these pls

>>136606325
>Nobody thought about closing the valve
Truly, doctors and engineers.

>>136608265
kek, Junker BTFO

>>136608737
That was either the Ukraine famine, which was planned genocide (not a question of whether communism itself works or not), or one of the many generic "6 million (...)'s suffering" headline you saw pretty often on American newspapers of the era.

>>136606325
THERE ARE WINDOWS THEY COULD BREAK EASILY TO GET AWAY / TO GET AIR. REALLY? IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE PROPAGANDA AT LEAST MAKE IT GOOD LMAOOOOO

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>>136610587
>In fact, my husband is more concerned over the fact that nearly all of the pictures of women on my son's hard drive are of Japanese anime girls, with the only 3-dimensional women appearing in his 'Eva Braun' and 'Aryan Women In Wheat Fields' folders.

>>136606773
Fucking banana spiders, glad I don't have to deal with those fucks anymore.

My dad worked at the Experimental Farm in Ottawa here, they do like breeding programs and GMOs and shit. He ran all the greenhouses and a few of them were for tropical plants. He used to steal bananas because he thought they were better than store bought, only issue is like 1 in 10 had fucking spiders in them. You would grab the fruit basket and a random banana would just have a fucking gaping hole in it and you got to spend the rest of the day looking out for spiders.

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>>136611464

>>136610496

>Finishing a verb with ero

Writen by third generation spaghettis that cant even speak their language

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>>136611243
I see no wrong in this

>>136610095

What's that from?

>>136610789
Oh Christ this took me a minute

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SASAGEYO! SASAGEYYOO!!

>>136610587
>lefty canadian mom
>recognizes pinochet
>other notable fascists
fake and gay

>>136610587
I googled it and there's a version around with "my son" swapped for "my wife's son" lmfao

>>136607283
When you can't stop spreading your legs for refugees

>>136610587
>upset at son for downloading Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison

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>>136611835

>>136611943
>i can use photoshop mommy!
KYS faggot

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I found this in the paper. Does that make it my OC?

>>136606824
i recognize the explosion from an aftereffects app.

>>136611835
Come on, anon. Surely it wouldn't have been that difficult to get the spacing right. You could probably do it in paint.

>>136610422
What a bunch of idiotic morons. Guess that twitter storm is a lifetime redpill for Daniel Vávra.

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>>136612049
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?utm_term=.e527b5f533ac
You're spreading fake news. You're literally the same as CNN, congratulations.

>>136606325
>women and children are present
This is completely unrealistic

>>136612321
What if we archive it
https://unvis.it/washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?utm_term=.e527b5f533ac

>>136606474
Welcome friend, dare I say, you're kind of... new here? Maybe there are other sites more suited to your particular persuasions.

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t. geordie

>>136612369
Shit you already did, you are too fast.

>>136611922
Lmao is there more of this?

>>136610422
I was planning to pirate this game, but now I'm going to pay for it.

>>136606325
Is he /ourguy/?

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>>136612598
Did she just assume his gender?

>>136611506
One less cuck to worry about competing with. I love how she outright tells him that women want masculine men, but that cucks like him are necessary. What a sad group of confused people.

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>>136610552
wait, that is the kike who told children in pakistan how wonderful life they could have in europe

>>136606325
watch it with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuC4aL-4-n0
in the background
makes it seem more interesting

Sup /g/ I got a problem with my audio on my computer, I've tried everything but nothing works. Should I just get a sound card instead?

>>136613076
Wait shit this isn't /g/

>>136611922
lol that guy

>>136610203

Fucking spics. Because of them everyone thinks Spaniards are spics

>>136606325
"Thank you"

Because thats how muslim invaders behave towards kuffar.

>>136613076
Oh shit I used to know this meme.

>>136606325
m-moar?

>>136613324
That's more than $2,000 per stripe lmao

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>>136613409

>>136613444
"Every hole is a goal"

wtf I love shadman now

>>136611765
pls explain

>>136610856
How about 12 million christians dead, is that another example of not being communism

>>136613702
>Hurr Durr, you've elected Hitler
I wish it were that easy

>>136613641
Wat
did she preemptively abort their child right in a toilet?

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>>136613702
I have none of those kinds of people in my life.

>>136611833
>what is Breaking Bad
We know Pinochet for other reasons here in South America, but liberals love to watch series and he was mentioned several times in BB.

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>>136613833
shit happens

>>136613677
She has ONE of their babies... impling she had sex with most or all of them

>>136613641
Most horrible thing I've seen after 10 years of visiting all kinds of trash sites and /pol/.

>>136606325
National hero o7

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>>136614132
this is so beautiful

>>136613444
checked
>not menctioning the comic where a loli Hill gets SHLONGED by Trump's huge, smelly cock

>>136606325
almost as based as breivik

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blindposting rn

>>136606773
is this what I think it is?

>>136606773
NOPE

>>136606325
The fuck.

>>136613641
wew lad
I'm calling fake on those messages tho

>>136611602
americans killing german farmers

>>136610422
Jesus christ there is no chill. Dude fucked them up forever.

>>136606325
please is there more of this
also he shouldn't feel bad

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>>136614181
No problemo bro

>>136606325
>Everybody tries to run away
>Nobody tries to turn off the gas can

This clip is a perfect example of what is happening in the Middle East.

>>136613641
;-;
poor braxter
what a fucking stupid name, too
I hope he reincarnates into an Arabian king

>>136612732
Literally

>>136607980
how can people not like guns

>>136613981
kek

>>136613641
That's not funny
That's not funny at all

>>136606474
Hi there my dear newfriend!
It seems like you are lost. Perhaps the following site is better suited for your sexual orientation
>www.reddit.com

>>136610636
lol

>>136613961
I've never even seen one. I wonder if Finland even has actual social justice warriors. I'm already turning insane with just our shitty politicians, their stupid policies and the people voting them in. I would an hero if I had to put up with that kind of people on top of everything . I wonder how muricans do it.

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>>136610789
>Burns coal
>Ends up with the "gift"
When will they learn?

>>136614350
lol

>>136611012
How the fuck I haven't seen this before ??

It's fucking gold...stein !

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>>136615097

>>136610422
I like the anime picture on the reply bar.

>>136614181
Meh, it's probably a picture of someone pissing blood after kidney stones or something, and the story is just made up.

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>>136605982

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apparently i have a whole folder of this

>>136615114
>Burns coal
anon... burning coal isn't slang for "having sex", it means having sex with niggers

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>>136615360
wrong one obv

>>136606773

australian_banana.mov

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>>136611506
I call bullshit. No fucking way is anyone THIS much of a cuck. If it's real then I am like 100% sure he is now a rapist

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>>136615323

>>136610422
kingdom come deliverance
awesome historic game coming soon

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best read right here

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>>136614007
>tfw I thought she was just trying to be discrete

>>136613409
I.hate his art, but I'm going to fap to it at least once. Just keeping the white pride raining supreme.

>>136613680
beautiful

>>136615097
I cannot imagine the agents asking that without laughing.

>>136607517
damn this guy is living the life

>>136606523
>has science gone too far

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Love these
>Thanx op

And no these arent slide threads, its good to laugh, for your health

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>>136607283

>>136614211
she killed herself because of what was happening to her country

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>>136611686
>says they used it as a dildo
>really what they mean is they shoved it up some dude's ass.

>>136607589
they didn't

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>>136611909
Savage

>>136606325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj8LleriZxU

>>136611012
funniest shit i ever read
thanks russia
hava a (you)

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canada signed the wrong line in the japanese surrender treaty after ww2, now it looks fucked up forever, the more you know

>>136613677
she doesn't know who is the farther, implying she fucked everyone of them.

>>136606628
It's such innocent humor. None of these girls have bad intentions, they are simply having fun. They are the opposite of vapid. It's awful how I instantly understand why people would consider this offensive. No-one in the northern Europe would do anything like this. Everything is offensive and everyone is as vapid as can be.

>>136613641
>Delivered

>>136613641
>>136613999
bretty phanny

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>>136613444

>>136616026
That's actually sad. Fucking liberals poisoning minds.

>>136614211
4

Missing a knife :^)

>>136616696
KEK

>>136613148
Also thinking fucking Jews are white.

>>136611686
I keep seeing that thumbnail and thinking it's Mark Wahlberg.

>>136616213
In moments like these I wish I was an American. Then I remember all the nigs and spicks.

>>136609411
Most people understand. The women and children flee, the men fight and die for their country. Currently we're experiencing an influx of men and hardly any women & children in comparison, suggesting these people aren't actually fleeing from war, or are just cowards who want to live off welfare rather than fight for their nation.

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>>136616766
i'm way beyond caring, finbro, let them all burn

>>136613324
>cars doing burnouts
>it can't possibly be the tyres are dirty, thus leaving these tracks as the same cars drive on the road

Not even the dead can know peace from their idiocy.

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>>136613702
I wish we elected Hitler...

>>136614850
Man that whole thing was just an Advertisement campaign for Kawasaki Jet Ski's.

What a way to go about it.

>>136615961
classic

>>136608491
if only niggers knew the joy that holds that picture.
T_T god bless families

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>>136617017
I love these

>>136606394
THIS IS MODERN WOMEN

>>136610598
Absolutely lost it

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>>136616696
How dare those niggers steal a man's waifi posters and plushies.

>>136607980
>filename
six million juice*

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>>136617184
kawasaki jetskis? never heard of that part of the story

>>136617281

>>136616026
What? can someone explain to me?

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>>136614666
>why

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>>136617281

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in loving memory

>>136613324
> 14,000 dollars
> 14,000 Canadian Dollars

Wh-which government did this? I can't see Christy Clark's British Columbia wasting money on this horseshit. When were these sidewalks made and which level of government used my money to make them?

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>>136616696
Not the 2hus.

>>136617511
She hit the wall. She was single and couldn't find a man to settled down with and have kids. She treated her dog as her kid and the depression took her by the neck.

>>136607980
>when you find yourself in a defense scenario

>>136617604
This was the best thing to happen to this board this year.

>>136616364
kek
shitposting before it was cool

>>136617727
How can a rich celeb couldn't find a man?

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>>136617511
bitch hits the wall without having kids beforehand, personifies her pets, gets more and more depressed, as her youth and beauty fades away... she had it all, but she just could not stop riding the cockcarrousel, one day depression hit and she killed herself...
my interpretation at least

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>>136613680
> Simon Pegg

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>>136617915
There are plenty of men, she just didn't want to date 'down'. Unwilling to lower her requirements in a partner. Pic related.

>>136617604

Can't believe I missed this. Was it as glorious as it looks?

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>>136617915
hypergamy, do you even?

>>136617867
>shitposting before it was cool
I wonder if someone still has the screencaps of the Roman Empire building graffiti

>>136616163
Kys faggot

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>>136616393
>I instantly understand why people would consider this offensive

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>>136618080
it was

>>136614703
>what a fucking stupid name, too

Baxter is a soup company.