/pol/ humor thread

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>>136592778

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>>136592778

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Don't laugh

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>>136594009

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>>136594508
9fag watermark

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>>136594508

>>136594388
>I'm feeling cucked
My sides

>>136594009
lmao

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>>136592778
> normie guy supports outsider candidate
> scores hot wife
> they adopt an African orphan in need
I literally see nothing wrong here. He should probably lift, though

>>136594388
>not "I'm feeling hungry"
one job

>>136594611
> thinking it's okay to assault a flasher
wow, /pol/ is beta as fuq

>>136594484
Blasphemy is a cool band, but the fact they look like fat rednecks detracts from their presentation.

>>136593032
Nixon was kind of a dick, but he actually had a lot of really good policies. And he was a Quaker, which is the best form of Christianity.

>>136594981
Ironic given that it isn't made in the USA nor is it even owned by a USA based company. The only American thing about it anymore is the fact the company was started here.

>>136595029
>scores a hotwife
FTFY

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Gas the betas Chad Nationalism now

>>136595472
I laugh erry tyme

>>136595243
note the hand colors

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>>136595472
>>136595600

>>136595243
It's not acceptable to assault women, but it's also refreshing that stupid women are frequently victimized by the same niggers they so eagerly brought into their country.

>>136595507
>ifunny

>>136595595
Guy who posted that is actually a faggot though.

>>136595446
that is the worst brain expansion ever made
KYS

little dude will be tapping that ass in no time..

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>>136595405
Nixon was goat, everybody but the plebs know this.

It's also why he got watergated.

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>>136595801

>>136594483
What's real anymore hot kek

>>136595405
Wait, what? What part of "blowing the everyliving fuck out of Vietnam and Laos" fits in with Quakerism?

>>136595801
>ididntunderstandthejoke.jpg

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>>136595029
Did your wife's son tell you to post this?

>>136595029

you have to be blind or retarded if you cannot tell it is a photoshop

>>136595966
lol I never said he was a good Quaker

>>136595243
No, it's not OK, but it was very easy to see it coming. She was standing with her tits out in a crowd of negroes, man. What did she expect?

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>>136596041

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>>136593206
So he likes Soros?

>>136595904
holy shit

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>>136592778

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>>136594546
UNDERRATED

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>>136595701
There is your equality, you all get the same: nothing

all equal in the dirt

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Alt-right pseudos are the newest iteration of bronies. You guys ever wonder where the bronies all went, and who the trumpanzees were before coming out? I know multiple people from highschool who underwent this transition in the last 5 years after graduating. Makes perfect sense when you think about it:

Their fandom is unshakable, and ultimately serves as a communal attestation to their superior taste and sensibilities. It's less about the content or substance, and more about identifying with - and feeling they belong to - an enlightened few makes them feel.

This accounts for why they're completely immune to reason, and perform staggering mental gymnastics to explain any factual incongruity with their orthodoxy. But ultimately, it's a superiority compex wrapped around an inferiority complex. I wonder what form this hilarious phenomenon will take next?

>>136596124
I fucking hate evangelicals. I hate them so god damn much. Then people lump these fucking weird dumbass pieces of shit in with mainliners.

>>136596010
I want to have my own kids, but I don't have a problem with others adopting. There are too many orphans and kids without fathers.

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>>136596200
This is hilarious out of context, but it turns out It's not their kid

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>>136595243
It wasn't an "assault" you racist, it was "cultural enrichment"

>>136594483
I laffed

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>>136595873

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>>136596391

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>>136595801
It literally is the best.

>>136595243
It is completely okay and you should kill yourself right now for enabling this degeneracy. Cuck.

>>136596487
Seriously though. I need every born-again/evangelical to fucking kill themselves. The world and America would be so much better.

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>>136596200
The dog knows

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>>136595472
>100%
Damn straight.

>>136592778
Don't you need a permit to get a pet monkey?

>>136594388
kek

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>>136595620
Not even like this can women be redpilled.

>>136595243
it's just that she opened herself up to a free ticket t brown town

>>136596807
Dogs always know

>>136596589
I'm beginning to believe Michelle really has a dick. The amount of bulge pics is staggering.

>>136596487
Shit-tier feet desu

>>136596999
>trip

>>136597253
Narkarsha isn't bad

>>136597241
No, you stupid fucking cunt. Lincoln was actually wearing a MAGA hat when that picture was taken. Goddamn it, what a fucking retard.

>>136597066
My sides holy fuck

>>136595294
>black people don't use /p-

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>>136597284
>dem two gay faces in the front
You just fucking know.

>>136597047
I'd hit it

>>136597284
Those old rednecks have to be thinking "those boys ain't right" about those autistic kids

>>136595343
To me they look like Detroit gangsters.

>>136594783
can someone add those blue braces on his teeth?

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>>136595620

hahahaha

>>136596781
This man wants to be President.

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>>136597253
>No Le-a

>>136597430
Bibi knows

>>136596420
Dat filename

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>>136596391
>that Syria meme

>>136595774
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing. The skinny guy, no matter how pathetic he is, is at the gym and trying to improve himself. Laughing at him is an ultra douche move. We all gotta start somewhere

>>136596124

I genuinely want to read that dumpster fire of an article. I hope he wakes up feeling a super massive burden of regret everyday until he dies...

>>136596816
WTF does that have to do with /pol/?

>>136596941
K E K

>>136595189
Top kek

>>136596999
>comedy chevron

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>>136597459
tfw no polgb meetups for mean orgies

>>136597891
Archive.is isn't fucking working.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/8ge95a/actual-cuckolds-are-pissed-off-at-the-far-right-using-cuck-as-an-insult

If you haven't read it it's a good laugh.

>>136597418
Come on man. Chelsea is a revolting pig and the spawn of demons but she's obviously not talking about the shoop on the programs itself, but rather the article about it. She's faux outraged that the Republicans of today would claim Lincoln as a Trump supporter. Poor choice of words, though.

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>>136596420

That one is so good. Greater emphasis needs to be put on the dates though, to really let it sink in.

I LOVE watching liberals contradict themselves. It's the funniest shit ever.
It's a glorious game.

>>136597047
But she will lower her life expectancy

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>>136595595
>dude goes to gym to improve himself
>retard makes fun of him
and the ipad comment is on point.

>>136595243
it's not ok to assault women at all. it's also not okay to relax around blacks, which she did. it's almost like the two things might be related

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>>136595801
this is subtle as fuck, it represents the flip-flop your brain makes when you realize hitler did nothing wrong

>>136595988
tard

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>>136595801
either newfag or jewfag

>>136597047
I appreciate her honesty

>>136594611
please please please tell me there's a video, there has to be a video

>>136594546
lost

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>>136592778

B-B-B-B Beta Bucks!

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>>136597253
When I was doing a government internship, I came across the name "Preshus" on a list of tax fraud suspects. I almost pissed myself laughing in my cubicle.

>>136595446

Can I shoot you?

>>136597253
Freak a leak

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>>136593506
FUCK!

>>136595405
>made it legal for insurance companies to profit from terminal sickness permanently fucking up healthcare ensuring americans are always divided so the kikes can loot the treasury and wage genocidal war campaigns under everyones noses
>Good policies
the pits of hell are not hot enough
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44e_1406655216

>>136595405
Nixon did literally nothing wrong.

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>>136594546
Still laughing

>>136593506

THICC

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>>136596487

Holy shit, that woman must feel soo fucking stupid when she goes out in public with her family, knowing that everyone knows that her boyfriend/husband works for google.

Write the code, take the load.

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>>136598508
or oldfag troll

>>136597418
>>136598098
Actually no, that the fact she is drawing attention to the photo, not the article or the piece itself shows she is just an idiot. Of course it was edited, it's obvious and redundant to call attention to the MAGA hat.

But she centered on that specifically. She is a retard regardless.

>>136598580
https://efukt.com/1727_College_Girl_Attacked.html

>>136598897
This guy speaks the sad truth

>>136595189
lost

>>136592778
that bitch is pretty hot, moar?

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>>136594483
lost hard

>>136597253
Keosha has beautiful eyes like a tiger

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>>136599165
>Write the code, take the load.

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>>136599206
just pretending to be retarded, right?

>>136594783
Uma delicia

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>>136598087

>>136597679
it's real?

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>>136592778

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>>136595428
Feels bad man

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>>136599636
>it's real?

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>>136597284
The fag in the middle rockin' that Hitler hair.

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>>136599634
I know, such a fucking oxymoron.

>>136599636
It's in the wikileaks.

>>136597891
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?utm_term=.d607a2d578ad

real article, they adopted embryos so he may not be a true cuck.

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>>136599696
is that how quality inched closer to european? mexicans built it?

>>136596200
She fucked the dog???

>>136599835
Left sounds like bullshit. Crows are smart but not that smart

>>136594701
It's funny cus it's true. In his AMA he responded to the waifu question with: “No idea“

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>>136600158

>>136595094
I don't get it

>>136595966
Isn't that what war is ausbro. People still need to believe. We'll probably all have to answer to god one day.

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>>136597047

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>>136597159
>2017
>current year
>beginning to believe

wat. please go look up the video of Obama Freud-slip and call Michael by his real name.

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>>136600314

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>>136600158
it's probably bullshit in the sense that that article centers on that specific "best friend charm"

the girl's daddy probably pulled a crow vending machine or something, it exists

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>>136594575
what the absolute fuck am I looking at?
Canada, explain yourself!

>>136596272
No shit cocksucker, you think that is news to anyone? MLP series even had anti-communist episode, confirmed to be such by the authors.

>>136600274
Funny, but also bullshit

Crows recognize faces, hold grudges, and remember kindness
But they won't fight wars and they won't give trinkets

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>>136597618

And that's why Akercocke is the best, pic related

>>136600456
>crow vending machine
Damn, that's cool

>>136596272
Maybe, but that doesn't change the fact that history shows the same downfall for all civilizations like we are witnessing today.
I don't know what the future holds. But you are quick to dismiss the other side just like they do to you.

>>136595067
it's okay for sweden this time

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>>136595189
Lost

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>>136594699
genius
they can't molest your kids if your kids are dead

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>>136600222
>trips
You forgot to check dis faggots
>Shameless self check

>>136600158
Crows do make bonds with people though. They're attracted to shiny objects, magpies do the same, and they will leave them places. Why? I don't have a clue, but they do do it. It's most likely they left lots of shit, but they obviously cherry picked the best ones for the story. We had fucking loads of them in my street for a spell and the RSPB were telling people not to leave ring pulls lying around because they always pick them up and a lot of the time choke on them.

>>136594201
Iowa

What's it like?

>>136595595
Guy who took the pic is a fag

>>136600945
Oh no that sucks.

>>136595595
Milo did this same shit. He took a pic of a fat dude working out at the gym and tried to justify it with "he probably saw that and wont eat cake tonight." Milo is such an opportunist queer

>>136596200
this guy's 'smile' is priceless

>>136597253
>Chevelle
Combo breaker.

>>136594546
kek

>>136596272
Fence sitting idiots like you.

>>136594483
Lost

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>>136601045
You know his heart and soul are broken.

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>>136594483
>it's real
>http://everydayfeminism.com/2013/12/gender-neutral-alternatives/

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>>136592778

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>>136599518
I love these.

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>>136600156
ONE OF US

>>136601292
lol that picture gets me every time

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>>136601398

>>136600156
> Aryan women in wheat fields folder

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>>136599257
>You will never experience this

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>>136592778

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>>136599835
>tfw no cute crow to bring joy to my life
Why even live?

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>>136601170
Laughing for what reason?

>>136601477
when i was a kid i planned to move to sweden because i wanted to live with white people. how wrong i was.

>>136597047
>Implying she would even if she got what she wanted.

Give an inch...

>>136594783
UMA
M
A

>>136597885
B. Harambe is dead.

>>136592778
You cant just go to the jungle and bring back one of these things, they get dangerous when they grow up, thats why you need a license and big cage.

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>>136601398

>>136599399
My fucking sides

>>136601706
The problem is pretty much everyone got that idea and here we are

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>>136601477
you will
for now, just keep the faith
after germany inevitably chimps out and is put out from it's misery, we will fix it

>>136601672
Damn, this one makes me feel that Germany is not yet lost

>>136599165
Damn, that's a new one.

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>>136592778

>>136594981
DELET THIS

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>>136594483
>if i'm not mistaken

>>136594783

lost

>>136595189
You kill your enemies you lose.

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>>136600274
Holy shit

>>136600893
Nugent had a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUO3TMO-ezo

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>>136594672
kek

>>136595595

>calls the other guy an awkward cunt when he's taking the photo with a tablet in the gym

>>136596733
It would actually be pretty cool if Trudeau actually is Castros kid

>>136601828
Shiieeeeet

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>>136601773
it'd be ok if they were funny

>>136601848
right.