Stop masturbating anon.

>>136584405
No

>>136584405
then help a nigga out christchan and come suck this big ol gorilla dick

>>136584405
Stop worshipping Joseph's wife's son.

>>136584405
but i just started, give me more time to finish

>>136584405
okay

I don't feel like pulling something from my badgadsden folder this time, someone else do it

>>136584405
Fuck of Christchan.
I don't need your stinking God to stop masturbating.

>>136584405
k for now

>>136584405
Okay.

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>>136584405
No REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>136584405
i just started because of that pic

Where in the Bible does it say to not masturbate?

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>>136584405
gimme some ass or puss or something.
GIMME A HOLE TO FUCK

>>136584405
i fucking can't man
getting jacked made my libido skyrocket

>>136584462
>>136584504
>>136584524
>>136584567
>>136584571
>>136584661
>>136584668
>>136584714
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>>136585181
Accept Jesus into your heart anon.

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>>136585336
No.

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>>136585336
>jesus will make my fucktones of testosterone not affect my dick

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>>136584405
There is, literally nothing wrong with masturbation.

>>136585336
I love Jesus and God but still i need the relief they cant give me.

>>136584405
https://www.youtube.com/user/InspiringPhilosophy

https://www.youtube.com/user/AominOrg

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrOakley1689

Good channels, hopefully they help people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s

A true Gospel presentation. Hopefully those who haven't heard watch, and those who have can share this.

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>>136585866
At least post something that looks good, jesus christ

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>>136585336
No

>>136585336
Accept this gorilla dick in your mouth christchan

>>136586117
>Hating Jabami
No

Pope John Paul said it was ok
>best pope

>>136584405
Maybe if I had Christ-chan to sit on my dick every time I got horny.

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>>136586769
Anon sex is for married couples.

>>136584405
What does Jesus think about masturbating at a sperm bank for procreation?

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Fine. Today was the last day...

>>136585977
Salvation does NOT lie in the flesh

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>>136584405
This annoys me on so many levels

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>>136584613
like this, Anon?

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>>136584405
I'm only doing it once a week now; and I'm feeling much better.

>>136584405
Ok

>>136584405
Then lets get married so I can use my sexuality as God intended.

>>136587629
Daily reminder that there is no evidence that you can give from the bible that says that masturbating is wrong. The sin of onan was not spilling his seed on the ground, his sin was disobeying God and being selfish in refusing to raise a child for his dead brother. He was having sex not masturbating.

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>>136588418
Salvation is through god and his son.
I'm looking for relief through flesh, no man can give salvation.

>>136584405
Why is she so sleepy, /pol/?

>>136584405
Has one of the pol artists every drawn some sweet "Christchan with Husband" pictures?

They could be doing wholesome things like baptizing new believers, handing out food to the poor, teaching the Gospel.

Or

They could be bordering on erotic. Christchan and her husband are sitting on rocks at the edge of a creek/river. She has her shoes off and her bare feet are in the water, she is leaning on her husband, happy and they are talking about what names they might give their future children.

Stuff like that.

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keep mastrubating, anon

>>136584405
Already stopped

>>136590195
Christchan is not for lewds. Delete this

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>>136584405
No.

>>136590195
Delete this

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>>136587629
Good thing I just found my self a great Christian bride.

>>136587629
Guess I'm just gonna have to keep masturbating then.

>>136590195
MAORRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>136590195
Repent anon

>>136590849
Why are jewish pedophiles pushing so hard to remove bush?

Masturbating can't be that bad right? I find it somewhat hard to sleep if I don't rub one out. Laying off porn does feel good though.

>>136584405
Neuroscientist anon who did ama earlier said best way to stop is to decondition by imposing rules like not masturbating in front of the computer or sitting down and only do so standing up.

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>>136584405
I tried, Christ-chan. I really tried.

>>136584405
I which I could. Tell me how?

>>136593608
that trillby says otherwise

>>136584405
Sorry I can't

>>136584462
fpbp

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>>136592658
Can't answer that question with any proof, but who wants to go eat and end up flossing?

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>>136584405
I did, a while ago. I replaced it with a wife who together we get up to more degenerate shit than we could separate.

>>136594535
A vagina is made for a dick, not your mouth.

>>136594915
no shit. But the jew don't care. They're so sexual fucked, they're the origin of all sexual depravity.

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>>136588364
amen

>>136589631
Late-night bible study

>>136584405
wy

>>136590195
Delete this swede

>>136595910
moe

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>>136584405
someday...

on day 8

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>>136597499
day 3

>>136595910
Is it wrong that the sleepy eyes makes me want to marry her? Like, I see her like that and I just want to take her in and let her rest.

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>>136598378
forgot pic

>>136598378
>>136598419
she is weary from righteous work. it is a mark of diligence. marriage material

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>>136584405
>stop masturbating
>test level drops
Yeah, nice try

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>>136584405
Death to bio2D

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>>136598565
Also ovulation I've heard. Why lipstick and eye shadow and shit is a thing, supposed to signal that's she's good for impregnation.

Let's imagine there's a dark power ruling the earth, a malevolent deity, let's call him Yahweh, he woudl have his very own people dedicated to evil, let's call them jews, to whom he would give power and riches so they can rule the Earth.
This malevolent creature would fool people into worshipping him by masquerading behind a religion of light and behind an alleged great prophet, let's call him Jesus.

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How in the world am I even supposed to get a gf?
I thought this sort of thing was supposed to happen naturally but now I'm 24 and never even held hands with a girl.

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>>136584405
49th day of semen retention here. Also lifting for the race war. Wake up, white man.

>>136598978
Try Church, Anon. I've heard if you're not complete shit and don't have a ring on your finger you're a hot commodity. Just do the work and find a based one.

And remember Anon, any sex before marriage is degenerate and any female that things otherwise isn't worth your time.

>>136598705
>>136598668
>>136598419
Achtung Juden

>>136598978
And I'd suggest listening to the Fatherland podcast, it's nice and /comfy/ and it's just good for young males to be listening to.

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>>136598978
im in the same ship with you
i will be 26 next year and i can count the amount of times i've hugged a girl on one hand (not counting mommy)

>>136584405
K. Tell dad I'm sorry.

Oh, and get some sleep, Christ-chan. You look exhausted.

>>136599156
Yes anon, those that explain the cons of the jews are jews because kike on a stick.

>>136584405
>posting a pic of this semen demon is supposed to make me stop fapping
>it actually makes me go faster

>>136599056
GET IT

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>>136598978
>mfw several girls confessed to me
>mfw several girls flirted with me
>mfw I'm always to autistic to make something out of it

>>136598378
see >>136596260

>>136599328
you sound awfully lonely for someone posting from a country where rape is the cultural norm

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>>136599156

>>136598978
I have been with my high school sweetheart for so long that I don't even remember how I managed to get a girlfriend. I don't think I could pull it off now.

>>136590195
M U H

But Christ-Chan is too lewd for me to stop
What do?

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>>136599154
>>136599230
I've never been to church, I have no idea how to get involved at all, it doesn't seem right to go with the purpose of finding a wife either, I mean, I don't want to be there if I don't feel like I should be there.
But thanks for the tip, at least I'll check out the podcast.

>>136599328
Shit sucks, the worst thing is how sexual liberation is paraded as a good thing yet I have not had any benefit from it except being confronted every single day with things I don't have but my inner man deeply desires, I feel like pic related.

>>136598978
Friends anon, get some friends. Join a church that isnt a graveyard of old people, befriend an older lady, they love playing match maker.
>>136599154
>dating a girl who doesnt live with her father still
Chaperoned dates are best dates. There is no valid reason forto a girl/woman to live away from her father/husband. The stay at home daughter movement is gaining popularity
https://youtu.be/ET2YcRdnZIo

>>136599500
You deny Christ, ipso facto you are a jew.

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>>136599697
>cultural norm
not my culture, im a green-eyed blonde whitey

>>136599880
yeah i know it, i dont even talk to my grandma anymore because she always asks me "do you have a qtgf yet anon" "when are you getting married anon" and shit
i just dont get it honestly, im neither fat nor short (74kg 181cm), probably just ugly af then or autistic or some shit

>>136589236
Also says that lusting after a woman in your heart is adultery/fornication, depending on her marital status (and yours).

>>136599521
>>136599797
You are just attracted to her virtue (modesty), this is common among the reprobated.

>>136584405
ok, christ-chan

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>>136600085
You are the only Jew here, what I said is true. No Fap is a meme

>>136600383
I am attracted to her body and her various holes.

>>136600056
Are they lewd?

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The day of robot waifus is the only day I stop fapping. Won't be long before that day finally happens and at that same day is when roasties will cry because their only value was lost, their hole. The day women become obsolete, I'll get back the smile on my lips.

>>136584405
Stop fucking niggers, coal burner

>>136600417
Modern Atheists are literally jews anon. You are a jew prima facia.

>>136600085
So if I don't want anything to have with jews or their god I'm a jew?

>>136600056
wtf I'm Christian now

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>>136584405
yes

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>>136590195

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>>136584405
i'm trying dammit

>>136585481
I love it. I'd kiss her.

>>136601075
Nice. I wanna cum inside her. Does that happen?

I don't watch porn.
That's the only thing that works

>>136598668
Bonded testosterone increases while you masturbate because your body is compensating for the testosterone consumed by the side products of extra semen production.

Same reasons why vegans have higher test scores, but most of it is bonded and therefore useless.

>>136599880
>it doesn't seem right to go with the purpose of finding a wife either
That's were you are wrong, kiddo. If you come in with a goal in mind, you will try to shape yourself to fit in the setting and will allow you to delve into the religious part more. Plus, if you lack the fate, knowing you are trying to understand for a reason makes you more likely to continue because you have a goal to complete.

I'd masturbate right now but I'm really hungry and can't focus on it anyways

>>136601228
>implying I'm an Atheist
You guys give advices that do the opposite of what you promise. Why do Christians want white man to have a lower testosterone level? Sounds like something the Jews would want

>>136602268
Test rises after the the masturbation too to regain what is lost. On the other hand studies show that your test drops after two weeks of not masturbating. People who often have sex (or masturbate) have a better test level than average. The only time no fap is good is when you masturbate too much or don't eat enough zinc for some reason.
It is actually natural to have sex after a workout (or work out before sex). It helps your muscle regeneration.

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>>136584405
If God didn't want me to masturbate he would have given me a cute wife to have many Christian children with.

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>>136584405
>Stop masturbating anon.

Fuck off.

>>136602713
I am fully aware of what you are mentioning, I am just pointing out absolute values of T rising is not indicative of anything. Vegan men might claim a greater total testosterone, but it's invariably all bonded testosterone, not free testosterone, which is what you want. Free testosterone doesn't decrease with less masturbation, not does it increase with it. The only number that should matter to you is free testosterone, and no fap results in less of it becoming bonded. If being the equivalent of a vegan is your goal, carry on, but it's not for your testosterone sake.

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>>136584405

>>136597664
Right here with ya buddy, lets make it 3 months

As a sidenote, nofap shouldn't be an end to itself, but rather a way for you to refocus your time and efforts into self-improvement. If you just stop fapping, you aren't going to get most of the benefits.

>>136584405
I'm sorry Christ-chan but I'm probably going to have to go to confession. Sorry, truly sorry.

>>136603143
Anon, just think about it. Every animal works out before intercourse. It is necessary to compete with other animals to show you are the strongest and worth to give your sperm to the female. That's a basic for every animal and even used to be the most basic thing for our ancestors. You tell me that all those beings were wrong the whole time? We adapted to this ritual.
The studies that show that masturbation after a workout is good for the regeneration show that the unbonded test rises too.

>>136603634
Or you could just do that stuff anyway and keep fapping. Unless you're spending hours at a time rubbing one out, in which case you should probably seek out help. Like medical help.

>Scripture forbids me to "spill my seed"
>Impossible for me to spill it when I aim for my mouth

Checkmate, atheists

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>>136597664
day 3 too

Back on topic though...

>>136585866
As a one time chronic masturbator, this is a huge myth. I did it around 12 times a day, right now I average six or seven nuts a day. My ductus defrens ruptured from sodium scoring and flooded my scrotum with blood and fluid, this wasn't painful, so I just thought I had swollen balls. I also just thought I had tired arms, but I had given myself lateral epicondylitis which required surgery in my right arm and two years of a brace on my left arm. The fluid in my testicles was dead fluid: semen, pus, saline, blood, pus and more pus, and I started to have calcified ejaculations called corpora amylacea... Imagine passing a stream of sharp, twisty white kidney stones shaped like bent javelins every time you piss after you cum, sometimes coming out with your semen. Once I started pissing and cumming blood for a week I went to the doctor and had to have a testicle removed because the deferens had partially calcified and necrosis was setting in to the surrounding tissue.

This all started after my parents split up. I discovered masturbation and how it made me feel better when I was stressed and it became number one hobby and addiction. The feeling of safety and satisfaction I got from cumming replaced the feelings I got from eating or playing or making things and I dropped out of school just to jack off.

I got an apartment just to jack off with the money my parents gave me.

If you use masturbation to avoid anxiety or stress it will fucking ruin you. Do it when you're horny, not because you feel the need to.

>>136604487
does the bible say anything about sucking your own dick? serious question

>>136604487
That's not what onanism is about
>>136604719
No it doesn't but you probably shouldn't
That said if you're looking for specific quotes to allow you to do something you know in your heart to be sinful then you haven't got the right idea in the first place and are spiritually dead

>>136590419
CONTEXT?

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>>136588555

>>136604873
I find nothing inherently sinful about cumming in my own mouth. Rather than waste my seed, I am recycling it, so that the sperm is put through the rigors of my digestive system. When it finally returns to my balls it will be even stronger than before.

Check mate

>>136584405
wtf i love christianity now

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>>136605028
Yeah okay

>>136605261
What does that have to do with preparing my sperm to ascend above that of ordinary sperm?

I am creating the next generation of sperm. A pure, unpolluted specimen with which to rebuild the white race

>>136605397
I don't think that's a good idea. Not sure if it's Broscience but a Trap told me once that eating sperm stimulates your estrogen production, making your sperm worse not better.

>>136588555
As much as i fuckin hate the idea of balance, this is probably the best thing.

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>>136601661

Yeah, you're trying hard to become an ultracuck.

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>>136598419

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttw5a6xRj6c

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>>136588555
>I'm only doing it once a week now;

Soon you will reach a higher level, anon!!

Don't stop now!!!!!!!!

>>136606564
Pffft, traps don't know shit. They're fucked in the head, unlike me. Think about it Hans, it's like they're gaining EXP while they're in my tummy and small intense. There's lots of creatures for them to battle and things for them to snack on.

>>136590195

YES. YES

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>>136590195
NOOOO

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>>136606934
>sexually stimulating yourself by watching other man have sex is not cucked

>>136590419
sauce

>>136598978
I don't know, have you actually *tried* talking to a woman before? This would be a start.

Are you autistic? Then work on your social skills, you need them to survive. Are you boring? Then stop wasting all your time on meaningless drivel like videogames and movies which do not develop your character.

Instead take up hobbies/interests that challenge you and show that you are capable of handling yourself and whatever difficult situation might arise.

Lack confidence? Refer to the above, and build *competence* in as many areas as you can - the more you know you can accomplish, the more naturally confident you will be.

Have issues with this? Then become a celibate monk (which is a perfectly valid life choice) Sure feminists and the like may have skewed the dating game more a woman's favor, but unless you are in an arranged marriage culture, it was always a seller's market. You always will have to compete with other men for women. So prove yourself as a man.

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>>136588468
That's one way to reinforce your political belief.

>>136601251
Do you deny Christ?

>>136587629

I agree, and I'm an atheist.

>>136604664
Somebody screencap this, Christ help this poor boy.

>>136608655
Thanks for trying to help me out here.
I have actually tried to get with a girl and she was christian too but things didn't work out because I really had no clue what I was supposed to do, I only had my feelings.

I have been working hard to improve my situation, busy with an internship and learning to draw on the side, no more videogames or other wasteful media, except 4chan, which might as well be the worst of all.

I have a wide set of interests but I really don't know how to share that with people so I'm pretty sure I come across as boring, so I need to figure out a way to come across likeminded people.

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>>136584405

>>136609418

Well shit my dude, good on you for actually taking steps to improve yourself. In a similar boat myself right now, and it's been rough, like I've been dreaming all my life. But as soon as I graduated college, reality hit and I was not ready to be an adult, at all.

The best thing I can recommend then is listen to Jordan Peterson (if you haven't already). This new interview with him is fantastic and on topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PvfWwKGh-Q

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https://www.youtube.com/user/InspiringPhilosophy

https://www.youtube.com/user/AominOrg

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrOakley1689

Good channels, hopefully they help people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s

A true Gospel presentation. Hopefully those who haven't heard watch, and those who have can share this.

>>136609556
Saracen pls go

>>136610157
I can relate, I too had my dreams but I never knew what I really was supposed to do to make anything of them, only now the world is starting to make sense but I wish this happened 8 years sooner.
Anyway, thanks for the video, I'll watch it when I have time.
And I wish you strength, please work hard to reach your dreams and I will do the same.

I must sleep now, if anything I really need my rest to get the most of out of the day.

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>>136584405
Okay

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>>136584405
I'm trying

>>136612223
Think of the porn actress as someones future husband despite her lewdness. Try to feel sympathy, as lust is rooted in hatred.

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>>136609556

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>>136612653
But... i like lewds

it's hard

>>136584405
I'm not sure how people quit all the way...

>>136584405
Ain't gonna happen

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>>136584405
>Stop masturbating anon.

Nofap is unhealthy Christian propaganda

>>136605028
Deep down you know it's wrong because Christ is there with you like always whispering in your ear "don't be gay".

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>>136607445
>They're fucked in the head, unlike me.
>unlike me
I hope you are just joking but in the case you're not, think about it that way: why would something that is made to end up in a woman not have something that is beneficial for the woman and instead have something that is beneficial for a man?

>>136613196
>not pumping your wife full of cum 5 days a week.

Those two concepts you're proposing are not mutually exclusive.

>>136584567
Ok that got a kek out of me but still haram. Do not mock the prophets.

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>>136591085
k

>>136613612
w-where is the ring on the guy

>>136613321
Actually Christ is whispering JOI to me. Sometimes he even calls me a little slut, and tells me "cum for Christ"

>>136613387
Think about it Hans, for like one fucking second. Cummies are pure manliness and testosterone. I'm putting them through a series of trials so as to make them stronger! It's the most manly thing I can do!

>>136613877
Up her arse

>>136604883
DuckDuckGo Louis CK masturbating.

>>136584405

I'm trying, but you're just too darn cute

>>136585491
FUCKING THIS BRAH

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Christ-chan marry me

i wuv you

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>>136584405
It doesn't work.

If I stop masturbating, I have "wet dreams" after 4-5 days, that is, I get off in my dreams. That's nice and all, but fucked up for your bedsheets.

Anyway, I was pretty much no-fab due to highly religious upbringing until 23. I was completely brainwashed. Just imagine that, no masturbation at all until age 23 (I think I tried 2-3 times when I was 13, then again when I was 16 or 17 and again when I was 20) - but due to my Catholicism I never got into the habit.

Obviously I was also a virgin until that time, both because of "muhhh no sex before marriage" and because of "muhhh, I rather want to study and be the best, socializing is for others".

I remember that day when I first masturbated and came massively. I was in a graduate program at my university, it was June and hot outside. I looked out and two other students were walking buy, she looked around, then dragged the guy to the wall where she fought nobody could see them - they started making out. I watched 2 min, until I realized I was a cuck if I kept watching. 15min later, I said "fuck Jesus" and googled for porn.

I have only stopped masturbating during the few months I had gfs (which only happened twice).

I am not saying masturbating is good for your mind, it is not - I had massive problems with sex when I first slept with a woman at age 28. She was highly experienced for her age 23 (had 2 bfs before, one long term over several years). It took at least 3 weeks and many attempts for me to properly stay hard for 20-25min and then cum. In particular, condoms made my penis flacid after 2-3min.

anyway, TLDR, fuck you Christfags, you are part of the reason I messed up my life. I earn 150k as an engineer with an advanced degree, drive a sports car (Maserati), regularly work out and am athletic, and the Christian no fab killed my sex life. I will never forgive Jesus.

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>>136607539

Watching porn is the opposite of cucked.

>>136613089
By not doing it. Wife only or nocturnal emission is not necessarily the goal, but denial, deny yourself like a Godly man should be able to do. Fill that time with generative activity.

I would if I had a qt to help clean the pipes.

I've done nofap and it didn't seem worth it to me. I'd spend more time looking at porn for some sort of release (which in turn only made me want to jack off more). The most mundane interactions with girls were unbearably sexual and I had to hide a boner any time a woman had a low cut shirt, leggings or did pretty much anything at all.

I also ruined my shirt when I blew my load because I didn't have enough time to pull it up. And even if the feeling of relief while cumming is the best after weeks of keeping it in, the actual fapping is better at day 4-7 because your dick is sensitive but not so sensitive that you can barely get a couple strokes before having to stop.

P.S. flatlining is a horrible experience and definitely not good for you

But it's the only thing that makes me happy.

>>136615466
Meanwhile

chronic masturbater since ~13, had problems maintaining boner during sex in my 20s.

Blame God all you want for holding you back. Odds are, the problems are not what you think they are, and certainly not God.

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>>136615215
She's mine you filthy pirate. Back! Back to the sea with you!

>>136584405
Weebs are white niggers.

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The ONLY reason to stop fapping is if it's preventing you from meeting women. If you're some autist with zero gf prospects then daily fapping will actually keep you from going insane. Anybody who says diffeently is a butthurt woman or a shill or both.

>>136615677
>happiness is jerking off
Hedonistic nihilism will ruin you.

>>136616210
Oh boy I better be a good little cuck and just work and pray, work and pray, work and pray.
Fuck off queer. I know jesus and you fags WILL LOSE against the muslim brotherhood.
Faggot ass pansy.

>>136616317
Are you implying you do something more productive than work and wank?

>>136616440
I'm forging an empire what are you doing?
Whining about degeneracy on an Atlantic apple-bobbing forum?
Fuck off larp nigger.

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>>136616573
>I'm forging an empire what are you doing?
>Fuck off larp nigger.

>>136584775
We don't need the Bible, the Early Church Fathers tell us this. Aquinas points out that masturbation is a grave sin, worse even than rape or incest, since intercourse with your young daughter is still open to procreation, and God has a plan for us all.

>>136584405

The last time I fapped, I ejaculated blood. Am I possessed by Satan?

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>2 years no fap
> work out and diet lost 40Lb
>correct posture and stop having head down like a beta when walking
>start using a manlier voice
>cute 7-9/10 white dixie girls twirl their hair and and smile when I look at them.
accept jesus into your heart and improve yourself desu.

>>136615884
>Blame God all you want for holding you back. Odds are, the problems are not what you think they are, and certainly not God.

There are problems, sure. But I guess if I had grown up in a healthy environment without Christcucks, I might have had a normal life. Now I am 32 and feel empty. Is that fair? Is that proper? And all just because a simple bodily function somehow is supposed to be evil according to Christfags?

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>>136604664
>My ductus defrens ruptured...
What a jerk!

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>>136615985

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>>136603143
free as in freedom?

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>>136613877

Haha. I keked hard.

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>>136618727
degenerate

I'm almost at 3 weeks of nofap and haven't felt shit yet

Is this all a meme?

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>>136584405
>Stop masturbating anon.

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

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>>136619103

Nothing worse than an autistic larper.

I'm gonna masturbate to you, Christ-chan

someone post the pic of her with a giant BIG BLACK COCK down her throat

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>>136619133

Soon, anon.

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>>136619277

>>136619103
hey vultfag daily reminder that the templars were mercenaries who fought for the saracens too and become the first usurous intl conglomerate banking system who are still around today and worse than the jews. your larping is almost the same degree of retarded as the degens u loathe

>>136584405
ok :(

>>136619273
Who is the brownie?

>>136584405
Agreed. Fapping is degenerate.

>>136618070
If you would stop pretending to be a victim you would realize you're talking to another mid-30s fuck up who, absent motivation to keep his hands off his willy, wanked his dick into dysfunction. Is that fair? Is that proper?

Your dysfunction isn't a product if not touching yourself.

But by all mean, keep blaming God for your emptiness. Whatever brings you closer to Him, since He's the only thing that is going to fill that God shaped hole in your heart.

>>136619133
>nofap
>haven't felt shit
That is literally the point.

>>136617783
2 years no fap!

Help me get 2 months senpai.

And what do I benefit from by not jerking off?

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>>136584405
masturbating too often can cause depression. too often for me is more than twice a week.

TAKE HEED ANONS AND LIVE WITH PROSPERITY AND HAPPINESS. SRSLY.

i am not into fapping for a long time now
i am using porn to jelk my willy (to make is bigger)
i sex girls, work, lift weights and have no will and energy to fap

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>>136590195

>>136613475
This is blasphemous. Christ is to glorified, not mocked as a saracen prophet

>>136585336
I would really like to but I have a tattoo so I have to get it lasered away first. Accepting Jesus seems dank af tho

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>>136621044
>Fapping is degenerate

>>136613475
You misspelled God the son

>>136604719
Look up the story of Soddom and Gamorah

>>136584405
Trying to anon but how do I release this pent up sexual energy? I lift and meditate regularly and I'm still horny as fuck all the time shit is unbearable sometimes.

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>>136625055
>I lift
>raise your test
>think your sexual drive will go down

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>>136584405
I don't care anymore.

>>136621605
exercise till you feel exausted as long as it takes, and pray to jesus.

And how do I benefit from not jerking off?

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>>136590195

>>136584405
Christian here. Lads, masturbate whenever you want. The Monks back in medieval times were doing it with straws, why can't you?

>>136622898
Only a slave would jelq

I'm masturbating to the thought of marrying you Christ chan !

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>>136607539
>Watching a comrade rail an east German wench is somehow cucked now
The absolute state of the Russian Federation

>>136584405
But then what do I do with the 16 hours a day I'm awake for?

>>136627547
Life? Try something that is generative by some metric.

>>136627049
Atheist here.
Now I'm not going to do it to show I have more willpower than monks.

>>136584405
LE WACKY CHRISTKEK GURLL XD

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>>136627547
Why, Praise the Lord, of course!

>>136627800
Careful. You might end up like David Wood.

>>136628003
>David Wood.
Well, my first name is David...
Wait, who's David Wood?

>>136628102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRScEZG-6ic

Pretty long, but be careful about what you're getting into. You wouldn't want to find yourself in a compromising situation one of these days.

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>>136584405
m-maybe we should get married in front of the eyes of the Lord and have sex in the dark in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation?

>>136603409
>>136597664
>>136604573
get a quit smoking app. it tracks your days

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>>136590195
Repent

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Can somebody please tell me the benefits of not fapping?

>>136629534
>>136629534
Decreased sexual stamina
Increased Sperm count
Higher test
Gaining the Lord's favor
Not burning in hell for eternity

>>136629586
Can it really be called a crusade if there it only has one crusader?

>>136629788
>Decreased sexual stamina
How is this a good thing?

>>136629923
Why wouldn't it?

>>136629534
Mostly these>>136629788
But also better wound & fatigue recovery.
>>136629923
Less time it takes to impregnante your wife

>>136629923
Sex should be for procreation, not pleasure. The female orgasm is just pissing and serves no reproductive purpose.

>>136630017
>>136630069
>>136630150
It seems I was looking at it from the wrong side. My mistake on that one.

>>136586117
your image looks way worse

>>136630150
Squirting is piss but the quiver actually is her smooth muscle convulsing to help sperm make it to the uterus if I remember correctly.

>>136630150

I would argue that sex is for the union of both partners in addition to the procreation part.

>>136630707
The child is the union. Sex is only the dirty deed that gets everything going.

>>136630150
What are you even doing on 4chan in the first place? I can't think of a more sexually depraved website on the surfacenet than this

>>136630987
>pic related

>>136630987
Spreading the word of God that even the most depraved of heathens know their is no hiding place from His grace?

>>136584567
but is the real holy 3nity...

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>>136631219
>>136630987
forgot pic

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>>136603107

>>136630150
female orgasm != squirting, the two have been conflated by porn, but they're two independent events.

>>136629534

>>136629788
You mean
>decreased sperm count
>lower mobility of the sperm
>lower test
>worse muscle recovery

>>136631516
>believing that the female orgasm actually exists.

>>136590195
DelEt THISSSS

>>136629788
You forgot inability to cite sources

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>>136631219
>>136631285
>/pol/ is a Christian board
Why don't you go evangelize on /d/ or /r9k/, they're the ones who need it.

>>136631223
I think most of us "depraved heathens" know the word of god already, and some of us have even fapped to it

>>136631704
>I think most of us "depraved heathens" know the word of god already
Everyday, until you're saved

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Please masturbate anon.

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>>136631586
Test levels raise after a few days of no-fap, but they even out about a weak later as if you were fapping. Best thing to do is just do it once a week. Never heard of the worse muscle recovery though.

>>136603747
>Every animal works out before intercourse.
Anon, that's nonsensical. Most if not all animals are prey, and they don't have the time to start doing calisthenics before having a fuck. Horses, from arousal to exiting clock at most a minute, for example, and chickens are done most of the time within the 30 second mark. Even animals who do displays aren't doing it before a fuck, they are doing it to attract mates, and those displays are rarely physical. Peacocks, birds of paradise, ferrets, and other animals all have mate attracting displays, and all of them involve little more than stretching themselves out and shouting so the female can see them look healthy. Based on both of these, I can safely say that's just retarded.


>The studies that show that masturbation after a workout is good for the regeneration show that the unbonded test rises too.
No, free testosterone rises due to exercise, and masturbation helps by releasing nitric oxide. Masturbating, on the other hand, induces the release of binding globulin, which renders testosterone inert, and the body compensates by increasing the total level of testosterone, but your masturbation already consumed your extra testosterone production.

I have found no literature that makes the claim masturbation increases free testosterone, and you won't, because that's nonsensical.

>>136619060
Yes, /g/amer.

>>136632123
From what, anon-kun?

>>136632587
>they even out about a weak later as if you were fapping
Not really, because the testosterone profile completely changes. It goes from mostly bound testosterone (globulin and albumin) to mostly free. Other factors will affect this relationship, but the trend remains the same.

The one benefit which can be claimed for masturbation is the reduction in prostate cancer, but similar reductions occur in men with high free T. Why? Because men with high free T more often than not ejaculate and get erections in their sleep. If you are not having either, your free T, the one that matters, is too low.

>>136584405
1. if you're having regular sex, what's the difference if you sometimes masturbate (imagination) or not?
2. if you're not having regular sex, what are the benefits of never masturbating? (except the "confidence to talk to women/easier time getting laid" argument, which is weak imo and doesn't do anything for men who have no confidence problems to boot, but it's the only one I've seen thrown around on here as a reason not to fap).
I fap whenever my dick is hard for whatever reason before sleep (a few times a week). And I honestly feel zero difference in my body since I stopped porn completely like 6 months ago, although I don't miss it or anything so I guess I might as well not use it. I went cold turkey too and thought it was surprisingly easy, so if I read about real, desirable benefits to nofap I'll do it without a doubt.

>>136632587
The Test level drops significant after two weeks of not masturbating.
Masturbating after workout gives better muscle recovery, is what I was trying to say.
>>136632850
Are humans prey? Males are born hunter, our courtship ritual used to be highly exhausting to show our quality.

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>>136633141
Saved from yourself - your sins.

God can not abide sin, Anon-sama. Unless you accept the righteousness of His son, you will be destroyed with your sins as a mere consequence of being in His presense. It is not unlike a lie is revealed to be less than refuse in the presence of truth.

What would happen if God removed your sin?

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>>136634235
Well that's not fair, I dindu nuffin that god didn't want me to.

Also recycling and strengthening your semen is not a sin. I do all that I can to prepare my sperm to impregnate a fertile white goddess so we may further our race.

>>136584405

Stop caring what others do in their free time you fucking faggot. Fuck off with these shit cancerous threads infesting the catalog.

I never want to see this ugly christ chan bitch again.

>>136634095
>Are humans prey? Males are born hunter, our courtship ritual used to be highly exhausting to show our quality
No we are not, but it immediately demonstrates you are full of shit because the vast majority of animals don't even have the time for something as stupid as an exhausting display. Nor do most predators actually have displays at all, with the prey reproduction dynamic focusing mostly in define territories, passing encounters, and at many times force impregnation. There's no example of what you describe because that would be evolutionary retarded to expend your energy before a fuck when you actually needed rather than before. Describe in detail what you imagine human courtship rituals to be, and link a fucking good source for it.

>>136634782
Constant masturbation can actually make you functionally infertile, due to insufficient production.

>>136604664

Fuck me dead, so glad I prefer edging over repeated cumming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG7uT5guzg

For anyone looking for assistance in fleeing lust, watch this

>>136635851
>define territories, passing encounters, and at many times force impregnation
That's literally part of your display of power. And it is exhausting. Wasting energy on a display is the thing evolution does the most. The feathers of a peacock are literally a waste of energy.
Humans literally do this still today. They dance in a club, try to intimidate other competition and flex their muscles. Even the foreplay is highly exhausting

>>136590195
Sweden yes!

>>136604664
what a load of shit.

masturbation is fine.

women push out babies from their vaginas.

jacking it 12 times in one day will not ruin your balls.

get real.

>>136637630
Probably not anon but we have to run some tests. Would you bite the bullet and see if you could wank it 12 times for one day then 6-7 a day for a month's time to see the effects of it?

no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0BDCzBXBlo

>>136598688

omg this is adorable

>>136637630
>comparing nutting to pushing a baby out
uwot

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>>136615985
Her is very amorous, infidel

>>136635851
You dumb faggot, I'm not going to become infertile due to jacking off once a day. Besides, I have to give the sperm time to grin and level while battling enzymes and bacteria in my stomach before I swallow it again.

I will produce the ultimate specimen, mark my words.

>>136598688
I want to protect her

Hey, larpers. Fuck off, will ya?

>>136584405
i want to masturbate to christchan

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Stop using Google.

>>136636854
... OK, so we have gone exercise before sex to claiming keeping a territory is exhausting, therefore it's a display.

And no they don't. Peacocks are solitary animals whose encounters with each other last very briefly. Peacocks, like birds of paradise, evolve to compete visually due to the lack of ability to compete physically, and the showier and louder they are, the more likely they are to actually mate. Such thing is not found in predators because the way they deal with the very sporadic fight

You seem to just be making shit up as you go to justify your masturbation.

>>136584405

Hebrew mythology trying to control us with sexual guilt.

>>136641860
>tips fedora

>>136604664
>Do it when you're horny, not because you feel the need to.

This is the only thing I think holds water about this entire post. But apparently your ballsack holds puss pretty good, if you are to be believed.

>>136584405
I already stopped long ago, thank you Christ. May I kill many muslims.

>>136607702
Just a scene where louis ck plays a character version of himself defending masturbation. She feels sorry for him and so does he. You can sense at a deep level his guilt and unhappiness with the whole deal.