YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A KNOIFE WOULD YA M8?

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>>136579006
blame everyone except the slimes, slimedick khan

>>136579006
>it's the gun
>it's the knife
>it's the intertubes

Inb4 3D printed knives in England

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SAVE A LIFE, DELETE THAT KNIFE.JPG

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Salam aleykum habibi! Listen to the man in the minaret and bin that internet

ban grime music

Another step for 1984 england

>literally everything except people kills people

oh great brown bong, please enlighten us peasants to your part and parcel ways

>>136579438
ban crime

>>136579006
>knife crime
>remove violent videos
Ah, for fuck's sake!

>>136579006
>Britbong fire dep. checks why a house burned down
>"Well, one would think it was the guy running around putting the house on fire"
>"But in the kitchen we found traces of a leaky faucet"
>"We have thus come to the conclusion that children's cartoons needs to be banned"
Why bongs, why are you doing this?

>>136579341
JESUS CHRIST, THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS BOARD YOU SICK FUCK

>>136579006
>be britbong
>be in kitchen
>cut yerself some bread
>grab the marm*te jar
>neighbour sees you though window
>get raided by police

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>>136579006
You mean these videos?

>>136579006

>Better ban the internet

Literally the UK governments response to everything.

>>136579006
Oh I'm sure he wants to reduce "knife crime" by removing videos of brown people stabbing white people

>>136579598

The UK is a civilized place, us savages would never understand

>>136579006
Lol... is that a British man next to the sand nigger?

>>136579875
That's their culture! Quit being such a racist you bigot! islam is a religion of peace! - a quote from someone who's yet to be culturally enriched

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>>136579006
This mayor is onto something. I mean look at China. You don't see the mayor of Shanghai commenting about violence on the internet and knife fights happen there daily.

>>136579875
did he died?

>>136579875
that's just part and parcel of living together with islam

after the knives are all gone and only in hte hands of the criminals, will you go after hammers, crowbars and tire irons. You don't need those tools anyway. only licensed personnel should be allowed to own such dangerous instruments. Chainssaws of course, handsaws, hacksaws, chisels, powerdrill, angle grinders. Get them off our streets.
#nomoresledgehammers
#banaxes

White law-abiding, british citizens are gonna get turbo-fucked by the muslim minority once the race war breaks out. Just saying.

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JUST

>>136580423
>that chink nonchalantly passing by

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>>136579006

>>136580300
No anon, he turned in to a Dullahan.
In other news, fairy folk are real.

>>136580432
Yeah they are. And we've seen what the cops do when confronted, those cowards just take off running. Bongs are fucked.

>>136579421
>surrender your knife kaffir

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>>136579875
LOOOL THAT'S NOT A (((KNOIF)))

>>136580300
Just a scratch. He's better now.

>>136579875
ISIS videos sure are high quality

>>136580300
Nay, tis but a flesh wound

>>136579006
It's the internet's fault. Not Muslims.

Quick! Someone post knife videos ITT to get these silly nannies in trouble.

>>136579006
its like looking into a mirror

>i-its the v-videos, not the violent niggers

Did he mention anything about acid?

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oi knves are banned
switch to hammers

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>>136579006
This is a war between sanity and the weak minded. You know where this goes.

>>136580849
It will just progress
>Bin that hammer
5 years later
>Bin that rock
In 20 years all of britbongs will live in small cells w/o any way to hurt each other or themselves.

>>136579006
a muz shill and a lezzer telling blacks not to stab each other

welcome to london

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bracing for le 56% face

>>136579006
https://youtu.be/fg2ybRRS3i8?t=587
(skip to 9:50)

When will the UK ban 3d printers? Unregistered, unserialized, ghost knifes can be legally downloaded printed at home by anyone.
the UK is finished. What are they going to do?!

>>136579006
>deeply concerned
stopped reading

>>136580432
Im honestly waiting for the day a country movies to ban shit like pens and pencils because they can be pointy and shit like belts because you can choke a bitch with em.

Its gonna happen and more than likely in our life time.

>>136579341
you're on the UK no fly list now... unless you're muslim then please continue spreading your cultural heritage.

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>>136580849
You go to the slammer if you don't bin that hammer, Anon.

>>136579875
That is a machete, not a knife faggot.

>>136579438
fucking this

also thread theme courteous of our guy Sammy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q

>>136579469
>>136579190

>London
>England

It's it's own territory now lads.

OP you're a faggot, this is literally the one occasion in which he's right.

>>136579341

That might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

BIN THAT COMMENT
BIN THAT VIDEO
HATECRIME SURRENDERING BINS FOR EVERYONE

>>136580750
Tbh, Muslims mostly use acid and bombs.
It's mostly Poles and niggers that use knives.

>>136580432
>banning hammers, crowbars and tire irons
>next
m8 they're already confiscating bike wheels

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>>136579438
what did grimes do

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At least kids won't watch all those dumb CS Go knife run commentary videos

>>136579006
white men are dressing up as girls and fucking each other in the ass, meanwhile a fucking muzzie is ruling over them and manning knives
imagine if king henry saw this shit

>>136581505

Holy shit, they are! Hahaha. Someone post the pic.

>>136579875
The look in the man's eyes the moment his head disconnects from body, that split-second. I can literally see his consciousness and soul leave him.
Both disturbing and reassuring at the same time.

>>136579875
Was he okay?

>>136581301
How so?

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>>136579421
jesus christ how orwellian

>>136579006
if you had guns no one would try to stab you

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>>136579875

>>136581678

Bean people are disturbing. Part and parcel of taco culture. Stay on your side, friend.

>>136581678
He's a Muslim, he has no soul. Their heads are also easy to cut off because their brain is so small

>>136581639
You don't what a mayor is, do you?

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>>136581171
boy are you in for a wild ride

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>>136579421
>UK imports muslims
>Instead of radicalizing muslims vs whites, everyone becomes a cuck

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STEP UP YA GAME SPOONFAGS!

>>136579006
>DUDE MUSLIMS WITH KNIVES DON'T KILL PEOPLE, KNIVES KILL PEOPLE

>>136581847

You don't understand his point, do you?

>>136580432
>will you go after hammers, crowbars and tire irons.

>College student, 16, ordered to show ID by Tesco staff when he tried to buy TEASPOONS
>PUBLISHED: 19:13 BST, 13 March 2014

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580317/College-student-16-ordered-ID-Tesco-staff-tried-buy-TEASPOONS.html

>>136579006
I'm deeply concerned with the rise in Islamic violence. The government should toughen immigration guidelines and remove violent immigrants

>>136581763
Banning what is basically black gangs making videos and shit, and also muslim gangs and probably wigger chavs too

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>>136580554
PART

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I have never seen a government more distracted from what is actually important, than the brits. It's actually astounding

>>136581972

We're getting there. Europe will reach a breaking point and remove. The US is in trouble on that front. This Marxist "sanctuary" shit is going to take a while.

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>>136581866
>pencils longer than 15cm are not allowed

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>>136582097

MY ASSCHEEKS

>>136579875
1000C knife vs head

>>136579006
Stabbings are just part and parcel of living in a big city.

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>>136582184
you fucked it up idiot

>>136581070
>that insecurity

Inferior american bantz will be met with superior British bants.

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>>136579875
how the fuck did they get hd cameras

>>136581847
this attitude is why you bongs always lose
>mate it's not that bad! inshallah!

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>>136580554
>mfw Mayor is a fucking idiot and a muzzie

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>>136581659
here ya go

Why haven't they removed knives?
Why haven't they removed videos?

this is serious

btw we need more immigrants esp. from middle east and africa (good for economy)

>>136581268
kek pretty good 2bh

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>>136579006
why do most brits look like orcs?

>>136580563
Is that a real picture?

>>136582289
>always lose
.t no empire

Are brits allowed to have box cutters?

Just curious has to how they open boxes of shit taped up if they aren't.

With their Teeth?

>>136579875
What part of the UK did this take place?

>>136580563
London is whiter than DC m8

>>136582442
t.no colonies

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>>136582366
Britain.... I

>>136582247

I know. It was on purpose. Stay grumpy.

>>136582506
We're allowed to own knives, swords etc

As well as guns

>>136579521

This really.

Crime isnt illegal at the point of punishment anymore.

>>136582569
This is not a government approved opinion.

Bin that thought mate!

>>136581930
Don't be a goon. Bin that spoon.

>>136582708
Maybe not by your government, Ese.

>>136581976
Don't be a dork,
Bin that spork

>>136582588
PART AND PARCEL

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>>136582506
>>136582375
inbreeding

>>136582624
>shoot burglar
>get arrested for murder and intolerance

>>136582506
It's more about context. That said:

Don't be a nutter,
Bin that box-cutter

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Maybe they should equip their police officers with some kind of tool that would allow them to incapacitate knife-wielding criminals from a safe distance.

>>136582869
>>be a black in a criminal gang
>>make a video waving a knives and guns around talking about how tough you are

This is the kind of stuff he's talking about.
In this instance, Sadiq Khan is right.

>>136579006
The Chronicles Of Riddick - I kill you with my tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16RdEtQL9EQ

>>136582288
CIA funding

>>136580432
There is still the problems of caf attacks. No one need to drive a SUV in a big city unless he have a licence.

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>>136582964
Says the pollack lmao

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>>136579006
>You wouldn't hit your wife bin that knife.

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Do you need a weapon to clean your drains? I thought so.

>>136579006

> blaming googles for knife crime

BASED MAYOR

>>136579006

>UK's answer to everything has been more regulation, more bans, more punishments

Checks out. I've never understood the point of gun control in a country that invented Sten, a firearm that any child can put together with a trip to the hardware store and a couple of tools.

Just admit that you fucked up with multiculturalism and restart your country

>>136583037
Be a peach,
Bin that hate speech

>>136581866
Come on, really?

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>>136579875
FINALLY they found the ONE ISIS member who could chop a head off with ONE swing, the rest are so weak wristed they have to saw the head off.

>>136582624
yes but from the anti knife/sharp/anything really culture you guys have gotten, im honestly surprised we haven't already witnessed a shitstorm from a customer seeing an employee at something like Walmart using a box cutter to open a box and getting offended/scared and causing a scene.

>>136583198
You're retarded if you think that's real

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>>136582799
Read it and weep m8, I can say politically incorrect opinions on the twitter Jew and be a-ok.

>>136579170

>It's never the Muslim shitskins invading your country, goy!

>>136583262
>es but from the anti knife/sharp/anything really
You've never been to my country

Your source of culture is /pol/ memes

>>136583265

The bike wheel one is definitely real so you can't really blame people for falling for it

>>136583151
I can't think of any reason you'd be against this specifically unless you're a black thug or a muslim terrorist

>>136583335
When will Britain ban Crimes?
>Personally I feel like it's time.

>>136583385
Are you for real?,
Bin that wheel.

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>>136583265
I mean, they even confiscate literal sticks, pancils can't be too far-fetched

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>>136579341
I like you.

>>136583335
I've had britbongs going to the college in my area freak the fuck out just from seeing me OCing my 13in Arkansas Tooth Pick.

>>136583265
Your cops confiscate bike wheels, butter knives, and broken sticks. Sadly, It doesn't seem too far off.

>>136583271
>implying the bill of rights hasn't been already overruled before
>>136583385
Yeah UK police are lazy bastards. I don't blame them but amerilard vitriolic ""banter"" gets sad fast
>>136583435
Jamal get your host country under control first mk snookums

>>136583066
we send whores out of Poland,
thanks for keeping them, pls don't send them back

>>136583265
And you're retarded for allowing your county to get to the point where the rest of us can't distinguish reality from parody.

>>136583414
I haven't even read the article desu, m8. No doubt the Americans in this thread are sensationalizing it though.

Knives take lives

>>136581866
Is this a joke? It has to be.

Do liberals/jews even realize that they're pushing way too hard and way too fast and not only right wingers, but even the average joe will not be able to take it much longer? More and more people are getting redpilled regardless of (or perhaps exactly because) the non-stop propaganda.

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>>136579341

pretty nice semi-auto knife there, anon

I'm still using my grandma's old fully-automatic cutter with tactical extension chord myself.

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#OffensiveWeapon

>>136579006
The first terrorist mayor in the history of Great Britain... or should I say Cucked Britain

>>136580841
Don't be a wigger,
Bin that vin-egar

>>136583744
Do you have to have a license to open carry that?

El terrorismo es parte y parcela de vivir en una gran ciudad.

"Rappers" BTFO

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>>136583029
Why aren't they using their guns??

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Why don't they just ban crime? That would solve all the problems.

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>>136583744
Totally illegal. Think of the children.

What about the acid attacks?

>>136579006
Is he talking about the whole Slingshot Channel thing ?

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>>136583587
Cool story bro.

>13 inch

Obviously you didn't need it being in a college area.
Maybe you should learn how to fight, or better yet, carry a gun instead cletus.

>>136583608
Your cops massacre warehouses of white men women and children but are afraid to stop shitskins from raping.
>>136583650
You aren't sending them, nobody can resist the BBC.
(Big British cock)

>>136579875
You know what, this is probably the tamest thing that could happen to you if you got captured by ISIS, those guys were lucky

>>136584033
Part and parcel of living in a city

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>>136583994
WORD SISTA

>>136581678
Awareness takes a few seconds to dissipate, he knew he'd been beheaded during his final moment, felt his own blood splash across his face as he slipped away.

>>136583802
terrorist mayor
Oi m8! They aren't all like that you know, m'kay?

Don't be a clown,
Accept the brown.

>>136584033
The acid attackers win if we beat them to death in the street like dogs.

>>136583825

Don't be a nutcase,
Bin that base.

>>136579084

Look again. He explicitly blamed googles for knife crime

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>>136583614
How about you make me? Oh that's right *pulls out freedom gun* you can't. :)

>>136583744
nobody needs an automatic knife, goyim

>>136579006
THE KUFFAR ARE STOCKPILING ON SWORDS REEEEEEE

>>136579006
meanwhile there are actual british gang videos on youtube

>>136583029
Why doesn't he run the opposite way?

>>136583650
Kek and now the only women you have left are snaggle toothed babushkas

>>136581866
oh Jesus Christ. End yourself brits please. I suddenly realized why you lack the personnel to secure your borders. Police is busy taking children's pencils away and swat raiding for kitchen knives.

>>136580563
>>136580705 (((why?)))
did you ever see ISIS behead any jews? Would jive will with the muslim hatred towards the jews, yet, there's a strange absence of violence towards the chosen people.

>>136581054
true. I'm glad I'm not british


>>136582366
AAH shit they already take hammers. Petrol is deadly, of course, and the infamous bike wheel. SERIOUSLY BRITS STOP FINANCING YOUR POLICE FORCE THEY ARE WASTING THEIR TIME AND YOUR MONEY.


>>136582624
Leave /pol/ and dont come back til you fixed your country.

Doesn't the London police department understand that you don't need a weapon to kill someone? If you have a mind to, you can end a life with nothing but your bare hands in a number of ways. They'll keep blaming the weapons but it's people who should be banned, specific ones too.

they use everything to attack stuff they don't like.
kek. man falls of cliff,internet. someone beheaded,internet. the internet must be a real shithole mindwasher.

>>136583772
Don't be a mad-shit,
Bin that hatchet.

>>136583094

>liquid fire

With a name like that, it's just asking to be tossed in a face. Ban assault chemicals.

>>136581866
>pencils shorter than 8cm are legal
Only pencils within the 8-15 centimeter range should be allowed.

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>>136584230
>"h-haha you can't make me stop my wife from getting blacked!"

I own firearms as well mate.
Also trump is a kike.
>>136584379
Lol why u mad tho

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>>136582366
My god this is actually real

>>136579421
but what are you going to be using in the kitchen?

>>136583040
God I fucking love Riddick

>be muslim and rape thousands of kids
>"part and parcel."

>be white guy who likes buttering toast
>"m8 bin dat knoif"

>>136584468
Be a pal,
Bin that chemi-cal.

>>136584446
ok, that one got me

>>136584419
>If you have a mind to, you can end a life with nothing but your bare hands in a number of ways
Thanks for the opinion, navy seal.

>>136584575
Precision karate chops.

>>136584711
That was my favourite

it would be nice if you bined that knife.

whens the good boy points start. that should be hillarious.

>>136584446
Don't be a cunty chops
Bin those glocks

>>136584817
>good boy points
>great British pound
Bet you to it

>>136579875
Please give a heads up next time you post gore

>>136584745
>it takes being a seal to know how to kill without weapons
Nigger just punch the throat, claw the eyes, stomp the ribs, choke your target out and don't stop until the breathing does. None of this is beyond the normal human experience, your ancestors knew this and you've just forgotten what you're capable of. You're a weapon that can end lives without assistance.
You don't even need a bike wheel.

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>>136579006
Yes i would

>>136584446
Don't be a gaylord
Bin that claymore

>>136584935
>bet
I'm a retard

>>136584788
lol those videos would be banned in an instant

>>136584446
Don't be a rude prick
Bin that toothpick

>>136584995
Mate you're american, you spent your childhood drinking corn syrup and eating oestrogen while playing Xbox.
Keep it to yourself.

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They can pry my red ryder bb gun from my cold dead hands...

>>136585037
Don't be a booger,
Bin that Ruger

>>136585019
Blimey, a fiend could cut through paper with that, he could.

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>>136585163
Whatever you say little lady.

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>>136584075
>be britbong
>never knowing the freedom of carrying a knife that you can use to stab a motherfucker through another motherfucker
>all while not even needing a license of any sort as long as you open carry it

>>136579170
I'm guessing he skipped over blaming movies and video games. Maybe they'll go straight to book burning.

Isn't this the "venezuela didn't kill the neoliberals" man?

This is the best bong in london, me a single reason why we still treat the bongs like people?

>>136585338
Don't be a gook,
Burn that book.

>>136579006
The UK is the most cucked country in the world.

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>>136583744
its like a really tiny chainsword

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>>136584379
>with the muslim hatred towards the jews, yet, there's a strange absence of violence towards the chosen people

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>>136585445
>Canada

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Don't be a pussy fart,
Bin that hateful art.

>>136585406
Be a good man,
Bin that quran.

>>136582366
>you're doing Gods work i lost my grandmother to bike wheel
>Were sorry to hear that

HAHAHAHAA

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>>136585295
>i-ill just punch him in the throat bro trust me it's eas-
>>136585317
You've never been in an actual confrontation I see.

>>136585445
>The UK is the most cucked country in the world.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your PM is a queer

>>136585627
>woman who's never had to fight off an attacker before
In Britain besides, you must be a rarity.

>>136580300
He is just pretending.

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>>136585445
are you sure about that m8?

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>>136585627
>You've never been in an actual confrontation I see.
Actually have, won the fight through the use of canned corn.

You've not felt power until you've made another man surrender through an whooping of canned corn to the head and shoulders

>>136579006
Who does this cunt think he is? He is only a mayor, he has no clout whatsoever outside of Londonistan.

>>136585902
Don't be a prawn, bin that corn.

>>136586017
It's getting out of hand, let's bin those cans

>>136586080
Don't be a knob, bin that cob

>>136579006
Can someone in London stab someone with a spork?

That utensil needs to be eradicated from the Earth.

>>136586158
Take a break, bin that rake.

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>>136583029
Am I watching a fucking LARP? This shit is embarrassing. No wonder British police would rather crack down on wrongthink and confiscate bike wheels than police actual criminals.

>>136584128
Yes I saw that too. I wonder what his perception of time at that moment was. Fast? An eternity?

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>>136585759
>America has a swastika
>Australia has a gay flag
The fuckery in this pic
>>136585737
Go check rape rates in the USA vs the UK and come back again, Latisha.
>>136585902
Yet you just tried lecturing me, a trained fighter, on how to win a fight without weapons, you talk about chucking a can of corn at some nig before getting sparked out.
Great story.

>>136586158
haha perfect

>>136586207
Don't be a dork, bin that spork

>>136584514
inefficiency and incompetence bothers me more than it should

>>136583029
Awesome, they're making a Demolition Man 2?

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>>136584446
Don't be a dick, bin that stick.

>>136586305
>says the north African

Lol?

Knife crime is part and parcel of life in a metropolis.

>>136579421
>knives are dangerous
>the only way to keep your streets safe
>is to give your knives to us
>peaceful muslims
>only peaceful muslims can be trusted with knives in england

OY M8 WHAT'S THAT YER WATCHIN IS THAT A KNIFE?
CORE BLIMEY LADS GONNA NEED SOME BACKUP HERE IT'S 1080p!

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>>136586017

>mfw Americans call teethy colour poopsie nuggers "corn"

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>>136586270
>Yet you just tried lecturing me, a trained fighter, on how to win a fight without weapons
>trained fighter
I'm sure you are, madam. I'm not sure why you'd disagree with Americans saying weapons aren't needed for a fight, or saying everyday items can be used as deadly weapons. You sperged out and there's no clear cause as to why.

>>136581234
I miss Ainsleyposting

>>136586564
I'm impressed you spelt colour correctly.

>>136582414
Pretty sure that's from the movie "Children of Men". Though, at the moment, it seems more prophecy than fiction.

>>136579006
>bin your knife
>at a point in time when there's a very logical reason to carry one

>>136586587
>using female pronouns
>Tumblr tier pics

Back to r3ddit

>>136586682

I only shitpost in the kings, friend.

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>>136586270
>>136586270
>Yet you just tried lecturing me, a trained fighter, on how to win a fight without weapons, you talk about chucking a can of corn at some nig before getting sparked out.

First give us proof that you're a trained fighter and stop trying to pull stuff out of your arse.

Secondly I never chucked a can of corn at a nig, gotta learn to read or has the recent pencil seizures by the police started effecting your reading comprehension abilities

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>>136586789
Alright, I'll stop replying to you if it's hurting you that bad. I'm sorry we upset you so much, it wasn't intentional and I hope it doesn't ruin your day.

>>136581268
I honestly don't even blame Sam for hating us in the UK anymore

We've properly fucked it

>>136583414
Criminalizing online thuggery is not the most efficient way to do anything outside of furthering government control of information.

>>136586830
I'm not proving anything to you fatty, lol.
>>136586958
>let me post pics of laughing girls to mask my butthurt

>>136586830
I don't think she's worth replying to anymore, just look at the absolute state of her posts so far.

>>136579006
I hate his monkey face.
911 lawyer looking ass

Every time I read or watch anything related to UK law enforcement, I think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg


The UK is literally an episode of Benny Hill at this point.

>>136587285
Mate you seem insecure af, passive aggression is a female trait for your info.
Reminds me of the movies about american cheerleaders
"Omg Stacey let's just ignore her lol xd"

>>136579421
>Free Knives Bin!

>>136586789
You best not be talking shit on the best webcomic

>>136579421
>giving knives to muslims for free

This is literally makes the problem worse. Any bong that falls for this deserves to be stabbed

>>136587531
If someone's posting absolute garbage disconnected whatsoever from your own posts, why bother continuing the conversation? It isn't even really a conversation at that point.

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>>136579006
>>136587271
>>136587271
>>136587271
>>136587271
>>136587271
China and India are about to fight over the Siliguri Corridor and you're basically fucking stupid.

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>>136581866
>these faggots used to have an empire
what the fuck happened?

>>136584330
He's having too much fun

>>136587628
That's how I knew for certain her opinions were not worth listening to any further.

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>>136579341
>>/k/
go back to your containment board thug

>>136587628

>you best not be

Nigger detected. Untermensch at best.

>>136587716
I wasn't continuing shit, just giving you my superior British opinion sweetie. Good to know you only speak when spoken to though.

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>>136587755

(((What))) do you think happened?

>>136585547
absolutely haram

>>136580300

I remember seeing an ISIS video where the guy's head hit the ground, and it blinked while its lips twitched

>>136587929
I meant with the anon I'd been talking to, hunnie bunchkins.

>>136583537
Lol now people arent even allowed gardening,
true idiocracy

>>136588208
Then why not reply to him, sunshine? Want me to hold your hand ? Poor thing

now might be the right time to go for the falklands again my white friends

>>136588347
>>136588208

Hey, faggots. Stop. You're reaching shill levels of moronic gayness.

>>136588518
I actually agree, sweetieposting gets awful after like two posts.

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>>136588518
Woah you prep your bull with that mouth?

>>136585627
BIN THAT SHIN!

>>136584346
Snaggle teeth. Impying that isint cute. fag.

>>136581054

>stay of our list
>chop off that fist

>why fight when you can teach
>please stop throwing the bleach

>stay comfy and fat
>surrender your cricket bat

>it's a matter of when
>we disallow your pen

>be a multikulti boss
>dispose of that cross

>You'll go plenty far
>throw away David's star

>Don't be a racist mung
>please cut out your tounge

I grew up with an England that gave kids Robin Hood, King Arthur, Sherlock Holmes to idolize.

It's really sad that the land of the great western heroes is happily morphing into a slave state.

>>136588693
>>136588651

This, friends, is an example of sharia blue tactics, and/or the absolute state of this board. Screencap for evidence.

look at all these british cucks here. your country has been overrun by muslims and you are here shitposting. can you think of one thing you've done in the past 3 years that has contributed to our cause? zilch, right? you are all cucks. the whole european continent has been invaded right under your noses and all you do is complain here in this little hurtbox. really you do nothing. i feel so bad for you. when you will be an 80 year old fragile man, you will be sitting in a familiar corner surrounded by people that are totally alien to you - you will be the last of your kind

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>>136588900
In what way?

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>>136582366
>>136584545
remove kafir

>>136588900
Lol reddit retard, I'm just a shitposter.
Go back to being 56%
>>136589034
Mate my country is 98% white and I live in a nice rural town.

Fuck, even England is nearly 90% white and 4% Muslim. Stay off of /pol/

>>136579006
Ban grime music.
Grime music is shit and does nothing but glorify being an absolute cunt.

>>136589037

Just fuck off and lurk. I would sage but that's what you want. Morning shitposting thread got fucked up by a couple 14 yo edgy cunts. Your pic is an example of how I know you're an outsider.

>>136579006
I was really hoping that California was going to get the shit end of Best Korea's stick first, but I'm leaning more towards the UK every day.

>>136589272
> i'm a cuck

buh-bye

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>>136589467
>I would sage but that's what you want.
Wouldn't I be saging then? And why would you be upset about a shitposting thread containing shitposts?

>>136589492
I'd be jelly of us too.
>>136589592
Can I put my uncut dick in your mouth?

>>136589763

You don't belong and it's obvious, the only reason I mention it.

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>>136579006

>Deeply concerned

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>>136589871
>You don't belong
I've been here all summer ;-)

>we must ban things

>>136589272
>>136589272
When were those statistics published?
You need to realize even at 56% or whatever percentage it really is, we still have more white people than you do.

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>>136590108

Reading encyclopedia dramatica doesn't mean you're an oldfag, niggger.

>>136580715
So is this "Mohammed Python and the holy Quran"?

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>>136590405
I legitimately thought that place was long-gone, didn't they get shut down years ago? Had to check and it's still there.

Pahhht and pahhhhcel

>>136590278
More white people than Europe..? No, don't think so pal.

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>>136586347
They should be hunting the muzzie rapists instead. Very sad.

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>>136579421
is this how they collect knives to redistribute to their jihadists?

>>136579006
BRB going to take 1 gun and conquer the entire UK by myself

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>>136582288
>he doesn't know ISIS is funded by CIA and Mossad

>>136582414
might as well be

>>136581563
She wouldn't suck my dick.

>>136589417
JME is a good lad desu.
Everyone else can fuck off