RURUAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS

>>136574948
God these people are so far up their own asses it's pathetic. Yes, the rural people who didn't shell out $200,000 for a shit degree that would land them in the same low paying job as they are in now are the retards. As much as I hate the elites of this country, I do have to say they have done a great job at brainwashing an entire generation of idiots to sign their life away before even getting a job and still think they are the intelligent ones. Even more amazing is that instead of realizing the scam, they become vocal proponents of it after they graduate, telling everyone they are rural retards if they don't take part. Instead of aiming their anger at Mr. Shekelstein who is charging them $700+ a month for a near-worthless piece of paper, their anger is directed toward those who don't buy into the system. It's like a giant government-funded pyramid scheme.

>>136574948
I will relish the day when these same rural retards are crushing the skull of xir when their is an uprising. I absolutely love the irony of latte liberals lecturing poor whites from their ivory towers about how they are the biggest threat to the country, yet are completely worthless.

>>136574948
>Look how educated and socially elite I am as I insult our food producers.
>"Hello and welcome to McDonald's. I'll have you know I have a bachelor's in applied social sciences."
>Aw man I'm getting replaced by a robot but the farmers aren't?
>Damn white men.
Fuck these liberals sit on a high pedestal, when has the majority ever had privilege? Minorities are far more likely to be accepted than whitey. Why the hell does it take him two fucking paragraphs to say "I hate white people, we need more colored (((people)))."?

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>>136574948
fucking redditors.

>>136576305
>Why the hell does it take him two fucking paragraphs to say "I hate white people, we need more colored (((people)))."
Because he was sipping his latte while typing it out at the local organic gay cafe in Chelsea and that phrase wouldn't have been sophisticated enough for someone of his highly intellectual capabilities.

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>>136576536
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>136574948
>the reality is that we're not two equeal sides. The right wing base is made up of rural and un educated people white working class, people who are holding our society back and are on the wrong side of history.
kek,the arrogance and entitlement they have.
wtf are they? some sort of moral authorities?
read this and tell me how they aren't brainwashed,i dare you.

Rural and suburban retards voted Trump. Super high iq city people voted Hillary.

>>136576678
>some people actually believe this
Just shoot me now, anon, for I do not possess the high IQ to enjoy such high brow comedies like Rick & Morty, as well as the intellectually stimulating children fantasies of J.K. Rowling. Oh, how I wish I could be so smart as to understand that Trump is literally Voldemort, and that we must resist like Harry did. But alas, my brainlet head just cannot understand, so I continue to be a rural retard that pounds the voting box with my club until the light next to Trump's name lights up. The woe of never being able to possess the intellect to enjoy Rick & Morty and Harry Potter. Like I said, just shoot me, anon.

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>>136574948
>base instinct of kin selection
>liberals are more intellectually enlightened

You are no more advanced then any other human for the past few thousand years and even the Greeks knew multiculturalism does not work. This sad experiment will collapse and I will enjoy the day they are all left wondering how it all went so wrong as they scream for some strong man authoritarian to save them and their kin from the hordes of uncivilized

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>>136574948
>Our superior intellect

How far you need to be gone to say things like that? Seeing thousand people upvote it makes if even stranger.

>>136576678
i know for a fact this was written by a redditor because of the "to be fair"

>>136574948
They'll eat each other when the lights go out. They can't survive in the real world outside of their city containment zones.

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>>136574948
All these buzzwords you hear all the time it's like they have no expressions of their own. Always feels like the same person is talking.

>wrong side of history
>vibrantly diverse
>undocumented immigrants
>social constructs

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>>136576807
This

>>136576807
>hillary lost by an army of retards

>>136574948
>non-white people are majority
>bring in more non-white to push them out of rural communities
>diverse
ok.

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>>136574948
No I agree with Democrats, there should be an IQ test before you can vote.

>>136577892
Before Clinton made the deplorable comment, I had only heard that word like twice before. Now, every liberal and their two fathers are using it. They really are programmed robots.

You know what term I really can't stand? When they use the word "human" instead of people. Like you're trying to sound smart in an everyday conversation, but you actually just sound like a complete awkward autist who has no idea how to communicate with others.

>>136576678
Epic pasta have an upboat

>>136578452
Does anyone have the version that says "white privilege" at the end?

>>136574948
They're grand children will thank us from holding them back. They aren't trying to implement anything new, it is just rehashed authoritarian dogma rebranded as modern and liberal.

>>136574948
I wonder why they aren't talking about blacks and hispanics this way

Oh wait I guess it's just the evil wypipo holding them back, meanwhile the idea that open borders will be bad for white people is preposterous

>>136578452
>>136579081
>inb4 liberals say she was artistically expressing the hardship of the American nigger, who has the walk way going against her while the evil whitey can just coast along with the walkway.

>>136576518
This image is false, pistol is not jammed

>>136577575
Sounds like it's time to turn the lights out.

>>136578582
Ah yes never really heard of deplorable before that too. What you say on human vs people makes me think a bit how these libs have a tendency to change the language, like how they now start saying person of color instead of black or in the past when they said racialist instead of racist. Carlin did a thing on this with disabled I think. Out of some perceived angst to offend they censor themselves and want you to do the same, I feel most of them especially that reddit guy at the top would behave like terrible tyrants if given power to achieve their impeccable vision of a 'better America'.

>>136574948
>tfw this is indistinguishable from a satire post

>>136580186
My favorite is how colored people is one of the worst thing you can say, yet saying people of color is enlightened. It's the same thing, except you rearranged the two words and slapped an "of" in the middle to describe the exact same thing. I've never seen the Carlin thing, but I know exactly what you mean. My one professor had to take 20 minutes while going over a lab protocol in organic chemistry to explain to a bunch of pissed of liberals that the part stating to "retard the flame" was not directed at disabled people. They force the censorship on everyone over everything that catches their eye, and I see myself sometimes thinking it too. I can't watch or read something anymore without thinking, "oh well that's going to offend someone," when going through it. It's like our heads are ingrained to think about how offensive everything is, even if we hate that mindset.

>>136580399
If it wasn't posed on Reddit with 1000 points and what I'm expected to be a gild with the gold star, I'd say it was satire.

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>>136574948
>superior intellect

>>136574948
This has to be satire.

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>>136574948

"Listen to your SUPERIORS!
I need some muscle here!"

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>>136574948
the democrat party is fully dependent on niggers with an average iq of 85

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>>136581923
Are you sure?

>>136580968
Yeah get what you mean, we have just accepted the framework they have created in a way. Looks like it's getting worse now but I think that will change with the coming years.

>>136574948

>racist white communities
>diverse America
>liberal intellectuals

Ask them how their white flight is going.
And what does "liberals get a bullet too" mean when the biggest fans of socialism say it.

>>136574948
>where they give preference to those who are most genetically similar to them
Everyone, conservative or not, does this, except white people.

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>>136574948
People like that can't be argued with desu, they're way beyond saving I mean their points of reference are so bizarre they might as well be living in a fantasy world