Flesh eating bugs are taking over Australia beaches. They c

The earth is countering the disease that is humans

>>136550301
Can't do it fast enough, fuck humanity

>>136550301
good

>>136550301
>>136550418
>>136550483
>>>/r9k/ you emo fags

>>136549961

underrated, spooky as fuck

>>136549961
do they know what it is or is it some new species ?

>be australian
>bleed to death
Glad to be american where I'm just shot and it ends there

>>136549961
The proud abo man's beaches reject the greedy little white devil!

>>136549961
>>136550591
they're sea lice. these little cunts have been doing this forever. how the fuck this kid sat there and got that much damage done to his feet is the real question.

Literally everything in Aus kills people.

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>Go to Australia
>Go swimming
>Get eaten by bacteria

DAY OF THE KANGAROO WHEN?

>>136550591
Sea lice. They're coming to shore en masse like never before because of Chinese overfishing. They are starving.

>>136550715
This, thank you.
Now please, no one bump such a shit thread any further.

>>136549961
Interesting, he must have severe foot odour for those sea fleas to attack him like that, they usually only eat dead meat or Americans.

>>136550301
*tips fedora*

>>136549961
end of times right fucking here SEPT 23 2017

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Down to shit anglo genes and weak, thin skin IMO.

I'm 4th Gen Aussie and my skin is like fucking leather from the sun and whatnot.

>>136549961

stop spreading garbage you retarded fuck! these were small school of lobsters and there is a video of a guy going to that beach and getting some and then showing on camera how they attack a piece of meat! This moron stood in the water and felt them prick and bite on him yet he thought it was because he was standing in cold water is the reason why his feet hurt so much!

WW3 NOW! PLEASE! NOW! SO I CAN MURDER MORONS LIKE FAGGOT OP!

>>136551187
I for the life of me can't tell if that's a man or a woman.
What the fuck Australia?

>>136549961

he has nice feet

>>136551344

Man, dumb cunt.

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>>136550301
>>136550301

>>136549961
>http://archive.is/kwwBi
THAT STORY IS FULL OF SO MUCH BS

>>136551344
why not both.jpg

>>136551425
Sure coulda fuckin fooled me.
Cut your hair.

>>136551693

Maybe because your mother looks like a man/dog got you confused? fuckin bitch

>>136550715
He was stoned

>>136549961
ISIS/mossad please use these flesh eaters in one of your execution vids

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>>136550974
I don't know how you do it Australia but your always in command of the bantz

>>136549961
he stood in the water without moving for like 30m

meanwhile, he got chomped on by a shitload of sandfleas. then, he decided to scratch his flea bites and made them bleed.

if you've ever gotten bitten by a fuckload of fleas before, this is what it's like except its sea fleas, which are worse than the average cat flea but can easily be deterred by not soaking your feet in australian waters for 30m like you are a fleshy teabag

>>136549961

straight out of a fucking horror film

>>136550301
Someone should remind this fag planet who has nukes.

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>>136550597
>Glad to be american where I'm just shot and it ends there

not if we can get you to the hospital quick enough, goyim

why cant the UN just nuke that horrible island?

>>136549961
Men can have periods too

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>>136550715
No. It's not. They say it's like them, but they suck blood like normal fleas, they don't eat flesh.
Oh. And last year someone made the flying bugs eat people too.
"Spook"-y?

>>136549961

White People in Micronesia. Makes perfect sense.

>>136552234
México in charge of deciding who gets nuked!

>>136549961
Wipe away the blood so we can actually see the damage.
I've knocked scabs off that nearly bled that bad, lol,

>>136550301
>slightly wounds a single human
Wow, what a good defense mechanism.

>>136552234
build a wall around mexico and then fill it with sand fleas. it'll take about two hours before the sand fleas kill themselves trying to jump out

>>136551187
this looks and dresses like a grandma

>>136552295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPedpF9rHJE
They sure look like sand lice.

Please tell me this shit hasn't made its way to South Aus yet

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>>136552319
Ever heard of tourism

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>>136549961
Nature responding and fighting back Australian menace. Finally.

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>>136550301
True that

>>136551187
do you wear thongs? post pics

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>>136549961
It's a miracle called stigma.

>>136551832

DUDE SEALICE LMAO

>>136549961
When are we going to realise that Australia is not a place where people are meant to live and simply give up on that godforsaken place? Might rather colonise Antarctica.

>>136550783
>gooday

What the fuck is this shit

Fucken unaustralian

In rest of the world wars are fought against people, in Australia it is either a bird or another creature of the animal kingdom. Time to mortar the beaches.

>>136553223

the relative habitability goes something like Antarctica>Australia>Chicago

>>136551784
Was your mom part of the lost generation?
Grandparents maybe?
There has to be some abbo in you, considering you look extra subhuman.

>>136550783
Koalacaust soon

>>136553471
Try it cunts, if the wildlife can't kill us you lot sure can't

>>136549961
This has FAKE NEWS written all over it.

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But I thought Austria was landlocked? Is this happening around lakes?

>>136549961
THIS IS CLICKBAIT TO DETRACT FROM GOOGLE THREADS. (((GOOGLE))) IS AWOKEN. WE HAVE CALLED THE JEW OUT BY NAME! ALL ANONS TO GOOGLE THREADS NOW!

>Going to the hospital because your legs are bleeding a bit
Just wash it out, glob on some bacitracin, wrap it in gauze and put your feet up.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>136549961
the microbial jew

>>136553223
Be quite you poof

>>136550301
The disease is niggers.

>>136552730
I don't think God intended humans to live on Australia.

Grant me repeating decimals and every puddle in Africa gets based flesh eating bugs

>>136554030

that's the jew that'll get ya

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>>136550301

>>136549961
I'm pretty sure something about this was written about in the Book of Revelation...

>>136553439
>chicago
>not chicongo

>>136551344

Man with low testosterone and high estrogen levels

Dude probably feels like shit constantly with fatigue, uncomfortableness, anxiety, depression and other fun things that coms with it

>>136555405
He looks pretty happy. You can't fake that sort of smile.

>>136552219
Nukes are a surface problem like a rash. The Earth will recover in 30 years after we wiped ourselves out maybe even sooner now that eco systems have made a work around due to the toxic waste spills.

>>136552229
LOST

>>136551187
That is one handsome lady.

>>136556259
We could dismantle it completely while building the dyson swarm.

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>>136552319
That's rich coming from someone who lives in North Mexico.

>>136551187
Kay's Good Cooking?

>>136549961
fake sage bullshit. Tiny organisms that thinned the blood would cause tons of tiny streams and only after a ton of time. This is fake news to detract from google war. Fuck you, and I will never forg sage sage sage Peace be with you, though, faggot

>>136549961
>going to the beach to paddle with your feet
>not going to the beach to pick a fight with the incoming waves

This is natures way of telling him how much of soft cock he is

>>136558588
No you can't.

>>136550715

The answer is he drank too many Foster's

>>136549961
Good, fuck Australians and their nanny state

>>136550301
Fuck off, Agent Smith.

>>136549961
the aquatic life is the best here, it's a risk we must take

>>136550301
Edgy

>>136562604
that's just wrong, you don't have Peppermint Angelfish in your reefs.

COULDNT EVEN GET A REGULAR BEACH

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>>136556259
To think, in 100 years, Dublin could be a radioactive bog covered in alder, rushes and gorse....


> gives me something to look forward to

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Sea fleas my ass. Thing is that we have to wait for next attack, if same thing we got something new in waters.
Guy didn't felt anything telling me that those critters have some kind of numbing agent in their bite.
GMO ocean killer, all abo enablers have to stay indoors with their abo bulls.

>>136551187
U wot m8? ay throw some shrimp on da fuckin barbie ya cunt.

>>136552693
That's what I thought. My grandfather was in a Jap POW camp, and those fuckers apparently lived in the walls and would come out at night.

He didn't really like Japs.

>be Australian
>even the beach tries to kill you
What else does nature have to do to tell you you're not welcome. Maybe it should have put up a sign saying FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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>>136549961
Junji Ito was right.

Lovecraft was right.

The true happening is upon us, mates. Will you swim or will you sink?

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>>136550301

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>>136550974
lol ha ha. How do you guys do it? Seriously i want to learn from a master what's your guys secret down there?

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>>136552282
I know RIGHT IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR LIKE WTF!

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>>136550524
You go back to Plebbit, kunt.

85% of humans could be removed without any serious impact on gene pool, level of culture, science etc.

Humans are mostly trash and this species is being pulled by a handfull of human beings.


Fuck. People.

>>136550301
epic pseuditude

>>136554223
The Cure is Asperger's.

>>136549961
looks fake as

slide

>>136551187
Cut your hair

>>136552137
having a sense of humour is the only way to cope in this fucked up over priced commie jew run shithole at the end of the world.

was just a moron who stood in the same spot for ages where there was a lot of fishing happening and bait so sea flies were around

>>136549961
That's not even that bad. My feet have been a tier or two below the boodliness of that condition just out of rash. And they itched too. And I would scrape off bloody skin at least once a day.

>>136566339
pics or GTFO

fuck it feels so good cunts just try it the blood feels is so nice

>>136549961
>Australia
There has to be some sort of hellmouth somewhere on that cursed continent.

>>136566462
Ha ha ha. You know the British sent expeditions into the middle of australia hoping to find a massive source of body of water, maybe the did find a hell hole out there and just never came back. Sorta one of those folk legend stories. Strange stuff happens in the outback right?

>>136566374
Why would I have taken pics of my tomato paste looking feet? It felt hellish because of the itch and the pain, and just scraping off the skin felt nauseating because you have your fingertips full of tomato paste that is actually blood and skin. Yeuch.

>>136551425
that's the spirit mate

>>136566688
>>Why would I have taken pics of my tomato paste looking feet?
to post on 4chan of course.

why wouldn't you?

>>136564532
One diluted amongst a thread is funny.
>try living in this hell hole
"Ayy mate how's the shit post?" "Yeah nah ya know, shit post" "shit post" "shit post"
>madness

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>>136566339
goddamn whyd you have to be a fin,
ive had footblood too

t, ansbach mom rando fin dad

>>136553566
>Australia*

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>>136566339
>>136566872
we need to have a thread addressing the Finn foot-bleeding situation. What the hell is wrong with you people?

>>136567238
it's pathetic watching people trying to shit post like Aussies and failing.

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>>136567238
we have thin skin but thick heart

>>136567508
so they just... bleed? Like for no reason, no injury?

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>>136567582
you better toss of saucer lessu find a lad aqueue

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>>136567803
I guess that makes sense

Can confirm this part of the bay has heaps of lice in winter.
I swim not too far from Brighton for recovery sessions but I obviously move about, its pretty cold atm so you wouldnt feel a few bites after 5min in the water

>>136549961
I, for one, am against flesh eating bugs.

vid related.
man eating micro beasties, well scary
>https://www.inverse.com/article/35183-sea-lice-sea-fleas-australia-attack-teen
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=iJhV_K_geNE&feature=youtu.be

>>136568082
yeah

i fucken hate Jews as well.

>>136549961
>university of california, berkeley hoodie

deserves it

>>136550301
Haha have an upvote my good sir, to the front page with ye'!