Hillary wants to be a pastor

holy shit, she's gearing up to run again in 2020 by pandering to the white middle class. this is hilarious

>>136532443
She's just acting as a pastor so she can blame God for the 2016 loss.

>Bill Shillady
>Shill Lady

cant make this shit up

She just wants in on the pedophilia priest game.

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>>136532443
>>136532967

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>>136532443

Too late, bitch. For the shit you've done, your soul has been claimed already. Paging Mrs, Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, there's a Mr. G. Reaper here to see you. He says he has an appointment.

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>>136533927
>>136533832

Who the hell would go to her church service

>>136534625
Athiest liberals

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>>136532443
>Shillady

I want this bitch to run again so badly

Atleast she can use the church's podium to hold her decrepit, lardass, up.

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>>136533832
>Shill Lady
>Shillady
>Shadilay

What did Kek mean by this?

>>136532443
>commit heinous crimes
> find religion
Fuckin pottery

I hope to God the spineless democrats are saddled with this shill lady again.

she's trying to shore up her credibility with religion, >>136532967 is correct

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>>136533832
>>Bill Shillady
>>Shill Lady
Bill Shadilaaaaaay
based pedes, amirite?
Free Cuckistan!

>>136535990
Does she realize how arrogant it is for her to want to become a fucking preacher? I would be glad for her if she truly got right with God but anyone can see through this. She needs to listen now, not speak.

>>136532443
>IRS can't touch churches

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>>136532443
>Bill Shillady
>Shill lady
>Shadilay

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Church of Satan?

The High Priestess of Moloch is tired of doing her child sacrifices at Planned Parenthood and wants a proper church.

>>136532443
>Shillady
Could this be a sign lads? Is kek coming back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

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>>136532443
if she wants to talk to god, then she should wait until September

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>>136536607
that's a big fish, Bill

She'll probably just go be a preacher in that shitty liberal Baptist denomination Bill and Jimmy Carter helped started in a failed attempt to kill the Southern Baptist Convention.

she's trying to turn christian america against trump

when will this bitch quit

>>136532967
she really wants to fucking destroy the world

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>>136532443

A 'pastor'? For what religion? Satanism?

>>136536607
>Church of Satan?

this is what i was thinking, do satanists even call their leaders pastors?

bill shillady is a cool name for a satanist pastor

>>136537976
>Satanism?
judging by that coat it's Satinism

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She's already holding Bible classes in the woods I hear...

>>136532443
LOL, can you imagine the congregation?

it would be like an episode of Ellen

Sounds like she's trying to show off how she's found religion before the real shit comes out about her. No different than a nigger on death row who had a revelation and gave himself over to Jesus or to Allah.

>Obama is the Antichrist
>Hillary is the False Prophet
It's starting to make sense

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>>136532443
>First day as pastor
>Walks over threshold
>????????
>Profit

>>136533832
In Chinese, the Hillary in Hillary Clinton is literally pronounced: Shillary

>>136538009
The "Church of Satan" is just atheist larpers. Their official position is that they don't believe in any god but pretend to do "Satanic" shit to offend people. Actual Satanism isn't that overt, it works under the guise of Thelemism or fringe occult shit.

>>136536240
>tax haven Church
Dammit, that's exactly what she's going for.

The Clinton Foundation is going down, so she wants to start the Church of Clinton

>wants to join an organization where if she fails and fucks up big time they'll take care of her and hide her crimes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136538611
modern "church of satan" yes, the one anton lavey founded not really
also that is your opinion on the thelemic rite, AA etc, but there is nothing that specifically links it to satanism, unless you have something you want to share with us?
go teach your sunday school

>>136534737
So Sam Harris then?

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>You know, there are a lot of people out there who worship this guy, Jesus.
>They call themselves Christians, or as I prefer, a basket of Deplorables.
>Why haven't I ascended to Immortal God-Empresses of Earth?
>::rapes and eats a baby on the altar::

Thought about becoming one for that sweet work schedule, now my libtard friends cant make fun of me.

>>136532443
Today I hear that some in the democrat party want to be more open to pro-lifers, and now Hillary is deeply religious. Are the dems, as a party, so rudderless that they think they have a shot at stealing the religious right from the republicans? Meanwhile, Maxine Waters is saying that it isn't "yet" the right time to form a black political party. Hol' up, I need some popcorn.

>>136539002
Satanism is taking the word of God and subtly twist it into something that looks equally good at a glance but when employed in full will lead you to various form of ruination like egocentric greed, being unable to have deep social relationships because people start to become tools or something along those lines

>>136539451
No you thought about becoming one because of that alterboi booty.

>>136539735
yes that is actually more akin to the original 20th century satanism, not some ancient stuff and not the new "church of satan". belief you yourself are a "god" and can use magic to exploit the people and environment around you, and what you describe is the end result of people who display such behavior, whether it be because of religious beliefs or pure sociopathy

>>136540226
Teaching that you yourself can become a God fits well with the egocentric self worship that satanism have always had, only on roids

it might interest you to learn that the UN have these satanic goals written into various documents related to its creation and even cite works of known satanic people like Alice Bailey whom openly said that her entire life work is done for and by lucifer working through her or something to that regard, I don't remember the exact quote.

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>>136532443
is shillary trying to make Revelation and the end time of bible actually happen?

>>136534625
Pedos and probably podesta

>>136532443
so it's finally confirmed. She is admitting to her high priestess status in her occult?

>>136541208
of coursh

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Moloch approves

>>136532443

Anon5 was right again.

Will this bitch just go the fuck away and die in obscurity? You lost, and you will lose again if you are this fucking stupid enough to run for the third time.

>>136541208
my body is ready

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>>136541208
>silent screamer
Why even bother?

>>136541208
>It's slow enough so I could read screamer and still had to wait
bad/10

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https://youtu.be/AqNnn8ZGIUo