Black science man really made me think

>>136516588
can't wait for the radical left to literally lynch him for this tweet, somebody start spamming PETA with this please

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>>136516725

>>136516588
He is like every deep r*dditor combined into one person.

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>>136516588
When did we create cows? Domesticate, okay, but create? Get the fuck out of here.
Furthermore, why does anyone listen to him? He essentially "teaches" 6th grade "science" at a 2nd grade level. Oh, wait. He's one of (((their))) mouthpieces who was catapulted to fame for being nothing more than a nigger of slightly above-average intelligence.

>>136516588
My peach has really been ripened

Wow

>>136516588

that's wrong. cows existed before humans; we simply bred them to change for our purposes

we did not "invent" cows

this guy is trying too hard to sound smart

>>136517025

/thread

>>136517353
That's what happens when you let a nigger on twitter.

>>136516588
Modern cow is a man made invention.

>>136516588
A nigger astrophysicist is an object invented by post modernist to tell us the obvious things we already know but in a slightly pretentious and condescending manner as if we have the intelligence of an average Swede circa 2016

>>136516588
Taling ideas from CGP Grey, I see.

>>136517032
>>136517353
>>136517365
>>136517501
Idiots that don't get it
Lol, please don't breed, we don't need more dumb conservatards

>>136516588
>people actually look up to this child like nigger

>>136516588
Capital S "Science" is one of the worst concepts in history.

This is what happens when your every brain fart is applauded your whole life.

>>136516588
niggers were invented by humans to turn cotton into money

>>136516588
>Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk.

>>136517353
We domesticated aurochs and selectively bred heavy changes in their personality, diet and physical aspects so it's not completely wrong to say we invented cows.

>>136516588

A nigger is a biological machine invented by humans to turn cotton into clothes.

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>>136516588
it's like having Obama in office again

JUST STFU FUCK ME
fuckin black science man

Fuck y'all Neil is dope

>>136518193

Modern cows would die out if it wasn't for artificial insemination. They're too stupid for sex.

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>>136517791
They get it bit see the flaw
You get it but don't see the flaw & look down on everyone above your level
Please don't breed, we don't need more pseudo intelligentsia

>>136516725
>somebody start spamming PETA with this please
Why? Even if you're a vegan that's literally what a cow is. I don't think even the most staunch animal rights advocate would bat an eye at if, yet it seems to trigger you.

>Cow
>Invented
>By Humans

>>136517791
Provide an argument instead of going "hehehe stupid conservatards". Your lack of ability to make a solid argument is why Trump is president.

>>136516588

this actually is one of the few things he shits out that isn't wrong. how much grass, energy in one form, is concentrates by cows into a different form of energy; fat and muscle.

>>136518503
Argument for what, retard? That you're stupid?

>>136518415
They don't get it, believe me, Trump voters are that dumb. Everyone intelligent voted for Hillary Rodham

>>136517791

TWO SCOOPS

>>136517353
>he doesn't know what artificial selection is

>>136517723
kek, every time i see CGP I think of College Girls Pooping.

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>>136516725
Nah bro, hes not white so theyll all just laugh and agree with him and say "awww cute black science man, youre so funny"

>pic related if white science man said this

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>>136516588
is there something wrong in his brainbox that he constantly makes tweets like this? He still somehow gets thousands of retweets from plebbit-tier sycophants.

>>136518612
>people WILL fall for this bait

>>136518709
R U R A L R E T A R D S

He was sitting in a room surrounded by white man inventions when he said this.

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>>136516588

>>136517025
Underrated

>>136518660
>black science man says something
lol nigger
>white science man says something
dats rayciss

Inbreds the lot of you

>>136518666
>MFW when you're a theist
Honestly tho

You just don't get it.

Sit here with all the other basement dwelling beta virgins and stew in your resentment.


Cucked by that BBC, or, NeilDGT

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>>136518764

>tfw subrural retard

>>136518860
It's OK, just make sure not to breed or vote, stay out of populated areas and donate all fo your income to charity

>>136518651
It's only 'artificial' selection if you view humans as separate from the rest of nature. I mean, ants farm aphids, and who's to say the aphids haven't acquired domestic traits that make them more useful to the ants and thus also ensures that they continue to breed?

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>Atheist """"""intellectuals""""""""

>>136518990

>donate all fo your income to charity

I triple majored in psychology/sociology/philosophy, that counts right?

>>136518503
I'll go ahead and have mercy on you since your IQ means you can't help yourself.

Nigger science man is saying (and it's too intelligent to properly put into words, so this is only an inacurate approximation) that cows are being used like machines by the white man like niggers in slavery to pump out steak, when that is not their natural purpose.

>>136517025
Including the fake quotes and all he uses

>>136517791

This.

Also Rick & Morty is my favorite TV show.

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>invented cows

>>136516588
why did he mention the grass part? did it matter to humans what the animal ate? a cow turns water into steak too. was this some scheme to make grass go away?

>>136519286
LMAO, RICK AND MORTY IS SO FUNNY AND SMART AND CLEVER. IT'S TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO SCIENCE SO IT HAS TO BE THESE THINGS, RIGHT?

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>>136516588
is this real?

>>136516588
Humans invented niggers to turn cotton into prisons.

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>>136518169
>spend 20 minutes doing archaeological dig through ancient meme folders trying to find this one
>already posted
>mfw

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>black intellectuals

>>136516588
How the fuck is this guy a scientist?

>>136519590
This isnt science. Hes just further mainstreaming critical theory.

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>>136518821
Where did I say he was a nigger?

I said because he is black, the SJWs and anti-white racists (which is a majority in this country) will suck his dick for anything.

If he was white theyd be coming to lynch him and beat him with bike locks, because apparently whites are inherently evil or some shit, whatever the fuck those SJW faggots say.

>>136519148
what purpose does a cow have then?

>>136517533
Selective breeding is not inventing you fucking cocksucker. We didn't magic up the first cow out of spare animal parts. God damn it I want to stab you in the face.

>>136519644
Hint: The last physics work he did was when Reagan was in Office.

this guy is such a joke. its incredible how libtards prop up negroes so much that they actually start to believe theyre bad ass geniuses while everyone else laughs internally.

>>136519644

see >>136518169 for your answer

stop drinking milk, its not for humans, its for baby cows

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>>136516588
A lightbulb is an artifical sun machine invented by humans to cheat nature and work longer hours

Wow, I'm so wise, give me 5 million dollars please.

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really made me think

>>136519942
Well, that explains it.

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>>136516588
wew lads

>>136516588
>tfw when you do but /pol/ doesn't understand basic evolutionary biology and the role mankind played in the emergence of modern livestock for the very purpose of food

>>136519377
he shitposts like this almost every day.

>>136516588
They've been doing that way before we domesticated them. Wtf is this nigger smoking

>>136520240
True

WHOA MAN WE'RE ALL LIKE... AIR CONDITIONERS MAAAAAAN. WE JUST... CONDITION THE AIR MAAAAAAN.... WHOOOOAAA SCIENCE BITCHES HELL YEA I HAVE A DEGREE IN GENDER SCIENCE, SO I'M A SCIENTIST NOW

>>136520240
FUCK I came here to post this.

>>136520266
That jaden smith level

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>>136516588

Hold on now. If cows turn grass into steak and grass turns the sun into more grass then steaks come from the sun.

I feel like I'm on the edge of something big here, but I just can't put the pieces together.

>>136520847
WE GET IT, YOU VAPE

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>>136519354

Humans are just machines the Earth made to turn animals an plants into turds.

>>136517548
he's not an astrophysicist, he's the director for a planetarium.

dumb fucks like you over-credential this asshole into seeming like a professional to laymen.

some people dont think it be like it is but it do

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>>136516588
The line in face value is stupid as all hell and I can't recognize any reference it is making.

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>>136516588

very funny and clever, i laughed out loud, have a bump

reminds me of a line by Crow in one episode of mst3k... "ah, the cow. Man's F.U. to evolution."

>>136518612
That's not true. No voter qualifies as intelligent.

>explodingman.gif
>edit: thanks for the gold

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>>136517974
Underrated

this guy is retarded

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>>136517974
Good leaf

>>136516588
AYO HOL UP
UMA DELICIA TAURUS?

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>>136517974

>>136516588
Really marinates my porterhouse.