What do?

Be happy and try to make it even more water and less land.

laugh at topeka

>>136492856
Go to the beach

>>136492856
Thank God.

>>136493276
Why? They'd be comfy with on a beach overnight.

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>>136492856
start bridge building business

>>136492856
>live in the Alberta foothills

Laugh as a very large portion of the useless human population was drowned over night.

Get together with the locals to form our own regional government.


Head on over to that big inland sea to fish?

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>>136492856
>still no Northwest passage
ONE FUCKING JOB, OP.

>>136492856
Michigan is still intact so I'm fine
Plus I'll have job opportunities with that new body of water
Breadbasket states getting flooded out is an issue though

>>136492856
Celebrate and hope California sinks

Be glad my ex-wife drowned then go to the new beach and laugh.

>>136493366
This
on the bright side we don't need a wall along mexico anymore ?

>>136492856
Go to the beach in my now beachfront town and drink beer, knowing that now a bunch of Niggers have drowned to their deaths in Memphis and Chicago

>>136492856
Go for a swim.

>>136492856
Invest in a museum to get ready for a whole new wave of shark tooth fossils found in the western Great Plains states

>>136493860
?

I'm in socal so annex baja i guess

My house is dry according to this.

Fuck the rest of you !

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>>136493804
riiiiiiight cuz no1 swims across miles of ocean to get to...... oh wait nvm ur dumb.

>>136492856

rejoice that the most poisonous and parasitic states are mostly underwater while based new england stayed dry

>>136492856
Celebrate Quebec independence and dead Ontarians and Montrealers.

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>>136492856
>mfw

Laugh at everyone cause I'm in Minnesota and am untouched.

>>136494043
>swims across miles of ocean
If only illegal immigrants were as stupid as you.

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>>136492856
laugh that Saskatchewan and Manitoba are gone, be glad that California is now seperated from the US.

>>136493366

Underrated.

>>136494221
this

>>136492856
>Florida's still there and Vancouver island isn't

>Florida still exists

Conquer the isle of flordagorgialina

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>>136494232
Your just jealous!

>>136494108
>NE
>Based

>>136493583
Look again, Topeka, Manhattan and Wichita are all underwater.

>>136492856
>somehow a striaght now cuts through the Colorado plateau of New Mexico and Arizona

That would be a 6,000-10,000 foot drop from land to water FYI

>>136494499
It's not supported to be scientifically accurate

>>136493211
fpbp

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>>136494043
>implying non-whites can swim

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>>136492856
chill on my new beachfront property

>>136494549
I'm pretty sure that's a country pop band

>>136494730
Right? I was trying to figure the reasoning behind this whole thing...

get invaded by China as a native Cascadian.

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>>136494787
so none survive to breed the genes capable of swimming into the next generation?

>>136492856
>chicago untouched
Move to Indiana, Only way to seperate myself from this shithole.

>>136492856
drown

>>136492856
Floridian with a boat here, no idea. Probably just go fishing honestly.

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>>136492856

>>136492856
Lament that Ew Jersey anf Philly are still there.

>>136492856
>my rural middle of nowhere house is now a prime beach front property
I'm okay with this

Laugh as Greater Michigan Island becomes the largest naval power and retake the corn fields

>>136494947
>so none survive to breed the genes capable of swimming into the next generation?
if they were capable of swimming they wouldn't be dead.

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>>136492856
>tfw plan was a success

>>136492856
Rejoice that there is now a large body of water between me and California.

>>136492856
I'll be dead probably, so I'll just make like a turd and float

>>136492856
invest in the bridgemaking industry

I'm in Texas so I'm good. And I'd praise God that California is finally broken off.

>>136494845
the reasoning is degeneracy must be quarantined

>>136492856
Enjoy living with the Amish as neighbors

>>136492856
I am in Western PA. Guess I would stand at the back of my deck look out at the new inland late, unzop my trou and take a piss into it.

>>136492856

Float around with all the dead cincinnati niggers.

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>>136495217
meh, what works for breeding dogs works with breeding mexicans.

>>136492856
Ride he dragon like an Angel.

>>136492856
Go fishing from my front porch

>>136494787

But they can use boats like the cubans and refugees.

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all my dreams have come true

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>>136492856
Have river front property in Phoenix. Be ecstatic.

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>Chicago and St Louis still exist

Kill myself

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Fucking celebrate.

>>136495866
CASCADIA NOW!!!!!

>>136492856
Rejoice that the Ohio is the best state meme is no longer a meme.

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>>136492856
I'd be really confused because the water is staying in higher places and not flowing downhill.

Find and rescue Donald Trump.

>Cali
Literally turn into mexico

Start an engineering firm with the goal of reclaiming lost land through the use of the Dutch polder system.

>>136492856
haha
yes

>>136492856
Continue as usual because my state didn't get flooded.

My state would finally have beaches, I'm all in.

>>136492856
If it's true, then Calexit is guaranteed!

>>136496270
Came here to say this.

>>136492856
Adapt into a frog and hunt land dwellers

>>136492856
Thank God for removing the land connection between me and California, then go help build a border wall on the new giant river and shoot the boats trying to come here.

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>>136492856
Continue to live in glorious North Carolina without a problem

>>136492856
Cut off from Califfornia and the East coast liberals. Celebrate.

>>136494689
Nah. Lawrence is straight south of the northern border break, and straight west of the eastern border break. Put your cursor there - 20 miles west is Topeka, right where the shoreline is. The western burbs of Topeka might be a little wet, but for practical purposes Topeka would be a coastal city on that map.

Hi, so I was sent this link https://voat.co/v/pizzagateending

By a good friend of mine who is a Freemasonic Physicist from NASA and they said I should try and share it with the community to give them a better understanding of what exactly on God's Green Earth is going on and also to reassure them all that this has been a very big test of character for everyone involved and all are due respite.

The future looks beautiful, the wheels are in motion and you are going to make it happen.

Best wishes to everyone.

If you look half way to the East, that's the degree light travels from the sun. lol. Jokes.

>>136492856
Quickly start buying canoes, life jackets, and swim suits from "dry states" sell them at twice the cost in "wet states"

>>136492856
>tfw Manitoba

At least I can swim. Good way to cleanse this shit province desu.

>>136492856
Celebrate.

>>136492856
well a natural disaster has just killed all the socialists in my province so I'd probably go for my run, have my breakfast, have a shower, and then go to the bar in a hawaiian shirt with mardi gras beads and an air horn

>>136492856

invest in a kayak and some swimming lessons

>>136492856
Fuck off Al Gore. No more shekels for you!

>>136492856
>flooded the sierra nevadas

>>136492856
I thank God I live in Appalachia

>>136492856
Wonder exactly how oceans are crossing mountains like that.

>>136494499
Vancouver Island is still there wtf drumpf

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>>136492856
>praise mother nature before rounding up a militia to secure the ME/NH/VT ethnostate via a simple 9-step process:
>step 1: head up north to wipe out the french-canadian cucks, ignoring their pleas for surrender
>step 2: wipe out the liberal faggots in massajewsetts
>step 3: forget rhode island exists
>step 4: slaughter the commies in connectikike
>step 5: shoah the yids in jew york
>step 6: get rid of the anarchist faggots in jew jersey
>step 7: accept pennsylvania's surrender in exchange for their hershey's chocolate factory
>step 8: forget delaware exists
>step 9: wipe out the remaining degenerates in what's left of maryland

celebrate that a big portion of natives and niggers are dead. Be happy to live in central Alberta.

>>136492856
it's a great day that the perilous north east has been contained

>>136492856
yay now we dont even have to billed a wall

>>136492856
I'd rejoice seeing as I now own beachfront property

>>136495217
Clearly they need to drown a few times to build up immunity.

>>136492856
So basically the world food production gets a hit but nothing much changes otherwise?

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>>136492856
Why the fuck is Florida still there?!?!?!?

>>136492856

Be underwater because I'm in Houston. I need to get off this wild ride.

>>136492856
>Get investors to build harbor in Winnemucca
>wait 20 years
>be billionaire

>>136492856
I live in Dallas so I'm fine

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>>136492856

According to the map, I'll be just fine. Thanks.

Did global warming caused that to happen?

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>>136492856
Im still dry, so that's pretty neat.

>>136492856
Pray to Jesus and thank him for killing all the cucks in Canada and California.

Florida is basically Australia. Why does everyone talk about it like it's Leafland?

>>136492856
Holy shit, a whole bunch of people now own beach front property.

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>>136492856

Looks like southern Oregon's going to lose all the prime weed growing land.

>>136492856
Say "huh." And go about my day.

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>>136492856
Hit up Saskatchewan if it means big, gnarly, kick ass waves.

I might be dead, not entirely sure.

Nothing as i live in Massachusetts

>>136499344
At least we will be alive :D

Be comfy in New Hampshire.

buy beachfront property

Continue on my normal routine.

Ontario is safe xd maybe beach if its close enough xd

>>136492856
Kebekk libre

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Looks kinda like the Cretaceous.

>>136492856
go fishing

>>136492856
>sea level rises
>florida

pick one

inb4; murr durr da continent heavy in da inland pull fringes out of sea

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>>136492856
>What do?

Ask Poseidon why he allowed Miami to stay afloat. That shit hole needs to be washed away.

Enjoy my new beach front property.

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>>136492856
BUILD MOAT

>>136492856
laugh fuck everyone

>>136492856
>California finally separated from mainland
Thank god.

>>136492856
Find 9-24 other heroes and go kill Deathwing because he just caused the cataclysm IRL.

>>136492856
Wonder how the fuck water managed to travel up the Sierra Nevada mountain range and not pit Cali under water in the process.

>>136492856
Drive to the new beach in Kansas and start a fishing business.

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>>136492856

>>136492856
>House will now be Beachfront property in PA (three rivers)
Sweet.

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thats about what happens on september 23

>>136492856
start eating more fish

>>136495866
I thought about you guys and made that last second before posting

>>136492856
>What do?

Nothing different. I'm 700 feet above sea level.

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>>136493698
what

>>136492856
Join the new Ohio Coast Guard to keep away the locusts from NY away from my corn field. The ones Pennsylvania doesn't get first, at least..

>>136492856
Cheer as Gary, Indiana is wiped off the map.

>>136492856
We now got a water wall.

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>>136500149
>you actually made this

>>136492856
Fuck yeah. 3 hours to the mountains, and now only 3 hours to the beach.

t. Edmonton

>>136499889
I dont think you understand what a moat is

>>136492856
>a gigantic moat instead of a wall
>caliniggers cut off too
>St. Louis completely underwater
we lost a lot of farmland, but we also lost a lot of mouths to feed
I'd go swimming, I guess

>>136497830
The world will end in 10 years. - Al Gore 2006

>>136492856
Get pissed because my homeland is cut in half

>>136493611
Always the American looking to make a fuckng profit off of anything

>>136492856
>be drown

>>136500663
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>136500663
If he doesn't the jew will, put money into white hands.

>>136492856

Finally, I can sail across America instead of drive. Literally my dream.

>>136500149
I thought all this shit about fearing eclipses and such went out of style after the Dark Ages.
Stock up now for the after-September 23rd "Oh look nothing happened!" party.

>>136492856
Be glad that I live in Idaho and get a job at the new bay that's opened up along our eastern border.

I'll tell ya one thing, the wall's gonna be a hell of a lot easier to build now.

>>136493630
You should just be sad that Calgary and its population of Muslims and cucks aren't underwater

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>>136500969
You realize this already exists, right?

>>136492856
What is the blue thing?

>>136494232

Illegals aren't white.

https://www.redbull.com/int-en/meet-the-man-who-will-swim-across-the-pacific

>>136501128
UN invasion fronts.

Not much, Wisconsin stays the same.

>>136500539
>3 hours to the mountains

Those are OUR mountains dirty Muslim loving horsefucker. Learn to drive at least before flooding here like so many rats
t. BC interior

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>>136492856
>Trump built a water wall between USA and mexicans
>Cut hippies off from rest of USA
>Got rid of niggers living along mississippi river
>Cut northeast from south
>Got rid of jew york
>Added a ton of lakeside properties in the middle of the country
Truly the greatest of presidents

>>136493630

>Also live in Alberta

After celebrating God's provenance to spare our province, we would annex BC East of the now swollen Fraser River. They're all rednecks anyway.

Eventually move on and take Vancouver.

Anyone with slanty eyes goes into the sea. If they have a boat, great. If not, tough titties.

Anyone with a hipster beard and faggy tattoos gets put up against a wall.

Women who have more than 5+ partner count join them.

The great Northwestern Union is born.

Negroes are shot on sight and a bounty offered for their ears.

>>136501343
>OUR mountains
Jasper and Banff aren't yours, Xiao Ping. Learn to not be commies who tax or nationalize everything into oblivion.

>>136500263
>going through Mexico

Would make the piracy on the coast of Somalia look like LARPing kiddies

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with California and the northeast finally broken off, just build bridge to the South and upper midwest and live happily ever after

>>136492856
Drown.

>>136500826
I don't think profiting off a mass natural disaster is very good

>>136500910
You do make a decent point

>>136501346
Why is there a bunch of money flying off the back of that tank? What a waste of miney

>>136501716
You're going to live in the boat?

>>136501355
We'll never join you. We hate Albertans more than we hate the fags on the coast. More than southerners hate the yanks. Full of Muslim and absolute retards when it comes to driving

Also good luck trying your hand at mountain warfare when most of you fags haven't been in a mountain in your life

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I'd drive eastward to chill on Alberta's new beachfront, and curse the flood gods for not taking Ontario and Quebec with them.

>>136501498
Jasper and Banff are boring as shit compared to the BC mountains. There aren't any chinks in the interior, Mohammed Bin-Abdul maybe try not blowing all your oil money on shit street art and refugees

>>136492856
Be glad i live in the only part of Kansas not swallowed by that flood.

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>>136492856
Celebrate cause Mexicans can't swim that far>>136492856

>>136493698
sometimes 4chan is really weird. It mae total sense to me that you said this, I though "lol based Germany" and then I realized you're from fucking Germany why the fuck are you memeing about the north west passage is that something taught in your history textbooks, why the fuck would it be america is truly the greatest country ever

>>136492856
load up my kayak and try to make it to the new beachfront property in Arkansas

Fuck my state is fine, guess I would go to work.

>>136492856
>The Sierra Nevada becomes a trench.

Ok

>>136502149
>boring as shit
>chinese subhuman being this salty about mountains
laffo

>>136492856
Probs jet ski or fish. Midwest Beach front baby.

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>>136492856
I happened to be experienced at building bridges. Let`s exchange: we build you bridges and Barron Trump helps us to get rid of commies and build our national democratic/republican government.

>>136494689
Looks like East Topeka would be beach front.

>>136501941

Shows what you know, hippie.

Everyone I know here owns guns, hunts, camps, fishes and works hard with their hands for a living.

Four of the Six guys i work with mountain hunt regularly and are in military level shape. We stalk mountain sheep for days, on foot and horseback. Eventually getting within thirty yards for bowshot.

If you think a bunch of pot addled hippies, wearing sandals and who refuse to even own guns will stand up to that, you're deluded.

Face it you're just upset you're going to wind up against the wall with the rest of your homosexual brethren.

>>136502620
Our side of the mountains is better, Mohammed. More and better lakes and plenty of places to hunt and fish

Like I said there aren't any Chinese in the kootenays meanwhile every acre of Albertastan is infested with muslims

>>136502963
I'm in the interior dumbass. We do all of those things own more guns and we absolutely hate Calgary. We might join Alberta but you'd have to nuke Calgarystan and all the degenerates in it

>>136494689
Crazy amount of Kansas Bro's on /pol/.

>>136503785
>>136502963
Shows what you know dumbass if you can't tell the people in the interior from the hippies in the coast

>>136503911
We do see lots of Albertans here in the kootenays though lots of them are quite the cucked like lots of mongrelizers and fags

>>136492856
be pissed that lawrence, ks didn't get wiped out.oh god and the lousiana gers would be fucking loose.

>>136494689
Lake Perry certainty got bigger. I mean, we did get a lot of rain, but jeez.

>>136493366
Kek. Damn beat me.

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>>136492856
>wake up and find out the river that separates texas and mexico has widened to over 100 mi.
>commiefornia is also separated.
I'll celebrate and thank the gods.

>>136492856
Enjoy the new Midwest having even more lush land for farming

With that said, the desert isn't as bad.
Home (WI) pretty much untouched.

>California and Florida still land
YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>136503673
>there aren't any Chinese in the kootenays

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So where do you live now circa 2075
>t. Nouvelle Quebec

>>136492856
build a dock and buy a big boat for my new coastal property

>>136506505
East kootenay is 90% white. You should be worrying about how many Muslims you have in Alberta seriously

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>>136492856
I like that the Libertarians defeated & expelled the Communists of the pacific north west to create Jefferson.

Being dead

>>136492856
Enjoy my new beachfront property.

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I would wonder how a massive river formed down the rocky mountains but no sea rise occurred in Florida whatsoever

>>136492856
Be happy because my house is fine and its only 6 hours to the beach now.

>>136492856
Go fishing for loot.
>FISH ON NIGGA
>OP is a faggot for this hypothetical post that is not even in the realm of possibility

I'm ready to become a real life Wind Waker.

>>136501099

Toronto is SOOOOO much worse for muslims than Calgary...

>>136500826
It will probably tear the country apart at some point. Consumerism is our only culture and it cannot be sustained.

>>136500263
that looks more like a southwest passage to me.

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>>136492856
Just hang out and stuff.

>>136492856
Admire my new backyard

>>136500149

>no man knoweth the day nor the hour

good luck tho

>nova

Die.

This was fun, thank god the polar ice caps aren't melting.

>>136508840
True but Cuckgaristan (aka new Detroit) is about second worse. Has a muslim mayor too which puts it at London levels of cucked

Worse part about cuckgary is it's an island of retards in a place that should otherwise be decent plus the idiots from there flood into the mountains every weekend and spread their cuckery

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>>136510176
Revelation 3:3
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

Luke 12:39
39And this know, that if the goodman of the house had known what hour the thief would come, he would have watched, and not have suffered his house to be broken through.

1 Thessalonians 5:4
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

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>>136496815
this right fucking here

>>136492856
I move to west Texas and buy some lakefront property for cheap