Trump vs Zuckerberg 2020
Say your prayers, /pol/
>>136463859
The current map doesn't even allow for such a map to happen.
>California
>blue
>>136463859
>first jew president
>>136463859
In a recent D+11 poll, Trump and Zuck were tied.
So, sorry sweetie, Zucky would get rekt.
>>136463859
All Trump and the Republicans have to do is point out how Facebook openly collaborates with the Chinese government to stamp out dissent.
"mark zuckerberg sweat"
>>136463859
>believing an an autismo noseberg could possible win that many states
>Utah
>Blue
L-O-L
realistically and legally, would kikerberg be able to use nosebook to market his campaign? like force ads to every user?
>>136463859
No-one is going to vote for that reptile (except other reptiles)
Send Facebook another invoice for advertising
>>136463859
The "dumb fucks" voted for me. "they trust me"
>>136466208
I think so? this is honestly a pretty good (and scary) question
>>136465265
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>>136466217
Zuck controls Facebook, the most powerful and influential site on the world wide web. Literally billions of people use it. I think he could be able to persuade half of them to vote for him.
>>136463859
>chink first lady
>>136466441
one would think that it would be frowned upon, or even illegal, to use ones own company to promote ones campaign
but he isnt the ceo and shit anymore so i dont know
didnt facebook root for h*llary last year? wikileaks had a few emails between the roastie ceo and someone else regarding the subject, cant recall
>>136466579
hildebeast tried that already
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>>136466579
>I think he could be able to persuade half of them to vote for him.
He can't fake being likeable or sincere no matter how many dumb goyim use Faceberg
>>136466677
root for?
more like leftwashed (((trending))) news and allowed obvious sock accounts run wild over all political posts
>>136466579
>"a personal appeal from the zucc cucc
>>136466579
>implying that all fagbook users vote
>implying that most americans in the red states use facebook actively
>implying he could fuck with corporate law and insert personal messages other than on his own page
However Zuck could pull a Trump card and anger the black and latino and poor libs that never vote
>>136468620
he'd have to win first to change the law to allow voting on facebook, therein lies the problem
>>136469592
>change the law to allow voting on facebook
Will never happen. But Trump did get out all the white rurals who didn't vote previously, right? I think Zuck could do the same for libs or working-class black and latinos. He would need to start out as veep though. He's too young
>>136463859
At least my Texas still voted properly.
>>136466962
Please clap.
>>136470043
of course it would never happen. i'm pretty much saying that no one who actually leaves their house and votes would vote for him. if you could vote on facebook, he'd win in a landside. fuck, we'd have president olbermann or some shit.
who still uses Facebook? Poors/olds/shitskins?
>>136463859
IF Zuck won, It wouldn't make me shit the bed and rock back and forth the way liberals have after the Trump win.
However, I'd do everything I can to disconnect from Facebook and others like Youtube and Reddit until I find services that makes it impossible to censor speech. Happy to pay for them, too.
My entire purpose would be to help ensure liberalsl no longer control the discussion.
>>136463859
>its over, drumpf is finished!
>>136470471
normie millenials
>>136463859
>zuckerberg won't be seen as a creep by normie voters
xD
>>136470471
Norm-norms obvz
>>136470471
everyone, even you
>>136463859
I want the left to run him so bad just to see how Trump is going to wreck him.
>what will his nickname be?
would like to see him try and debate trump though
>>136470753
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>>136470577
bullshit im 25 and only losers who I barely knew in high school still use it
>>136471020
yeah except the rest of your peers are on instagram anyway
>>136470854
Thumbzucker. Pictures will circulate with him sucking the facebook thumb
zuck would never run as a democrat. despite their progressive beliefs, all of the SV masters try to appease to both sides.
Lol Zuck would get smashed. Imagine him debating Trump, all trump would have to do is bring up how he jewed Facebook from those other guys and he's done. No one's going to vote for that thief. Not to mention if he won he would be "legaly" spying on anyone with a Facebook
>>136463859
>Montana
>blue
Your shit is already all fucked up, now kys.
Zuckerberg has no personality and thus no chance of winning.
You can already see Zuckerberg posting videos online of him doing "human" things like barbecuing with his family but little does he know this does more make him look desperate and creepy. Hillary did the same type of shit and it made her look like a robot in the eyes of many people.
>>136471177
>"i dont use facebook its for normies."
>uses instagram, which is owned by facebook
>>136463997
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Lmao no one is voting for that autistic loser
>>136471703
zucc knows people would leave fb in droves if he ran and even got elected, and he makes way more at fb than he ever would as president and doing gay book shit afterwards
>>136463859
nah
He's already been branded Zuck the cuck
it's over
>>136463859
Nice try, Joe.
>>136463859
I think you forgot the fact he's 5 foot fucking 7
>>136472372
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>136472439
He'll have to stand on a stool to debate trump.
>>136463859
Yeah Trump had like 2% chance of winning.
>>136472372
Am I spending too much time on /pol/, or does the map look like a Jew?
>>136472372
>>136463859
>Montana voting for a kike
That's where I stopped paying attention
>>136464034
? Trump
>>136472372
>Texas
>Florida
>blue
>>136463859
you would vote for zukerburg...ever?
for what reason? because he stole an idea for a website that was made famous by college kids and now infects every part of your life? LIberals prove their retardation is more extensive then previously thought ever single fucking day.
>>136463997
>Your Map
That's not even a real polling map. You probably would have made Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin blue if you made this map in 2016.
>>136463859
>facebook polls
DAILY REMINDER: You can't cuck the Zuck!
Zuckerberg/Moot 2020
>>136472372
>georgia
>blue
>>136466579
The harded he tries the more pushback he'll get.
You can't force people to like you just like people thought they could force you to hate Trump
>>136472964
haha XD le neocon jew maymay
kys shill
>>136473777
You underestimate his platform's ability to influence public thought. Consider the "Trending now" news ticker on the right side of the screen, on the desktop site. Heavily biased clickbait titles that the majority of users accept at face value. You would be surprised how many people get their news from Facebook alone.
>>136463859
>Cuckerberg hires Clinton's campaign strategist
Is not insanity doing something over and over, but expecting a different result?
>vehemently pushes against southern border wall, but sue his Hawaiian neighbors in order to build his own wall
Dis gon be gud
>>136474630
i found that discord
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>>136474630
ok donald trump is not hardcore pro israel, my mistake
>>136463859
Nobody on facejew likes the zucc.
His reputation is already in the fucking dirt with his Hawaiian wall. He would have no chance
>>136476608
>being this increasingly nervous
>>136476710
I'm not nervous. Go on any meme page and see how they like zucc? How did Trump win, memes. If you can't get the disgusting underbelly of Facebook to support you then you end up with shitty out of touch lefty Hillary memes.