Why is Holland the greatest and most based country in Europe?

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>>136457016
What's their endgame?

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>>136457016

>In addition they could press the button at any time and flood Randstad.

I wish.

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>>136457655
We dig holes on your beaches to support you lad

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>>136457016
hello Deutschbro

>>136457306
Annex Flanders in case they can't win against the sea and global warming and sea rising levels.

>>136457016
First, don't call it Holland. That's a region. Second of all, our cuisine is utterly disgusting. When you read a bit about the causes of cancer, you would understand.
Our culture has been co-opted by capitalism, turning traditions into commerce. That and rampant cultural egalitarianism breeds a culture of conformity in which you are not allowed to set standards for yourself and have to act like the low culture masses.

Populism might swallow it a-whole.

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>>136460687
>not enjoying stews, sweets and frikandeln
oh lad

>First, don't call it Holland
It will always be Holland for me, die Niederlande is way too long.

You sound embittered, are you successful Where do you live?

>>136457016
>desu most men look like tall plebs
Dont you need to dig a hole in Zeeland?
Dutch men usually think Germans are a bunch of autists who get triggered the moment you make a racist joke

>>136457958
Das ist meine Kuile.

>>136457655
Is that a south brazilians in the corner?

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>>136460687
>you are not allowed to set standards for yourself and have to act like the low culture masses

Literally no-one is forcing you to act like the low culture masses. You are imposing this conformity on yourself, because you are too scared that someone might disagree with you. Go to Rijksmuseum and enjoy the fine arts we have. Learn a trade and look at your forefathers to continue these arts. In my region, tulips are being modified on a large scale to create the most beautiful tulips known on earth. This requires skill and knowledge, and you bet your ass I am proud to share a country with these floral artists.

>>136460687
Your fast food is cancer but so is any fast food in the west desu