Finally a job all the neets on /pol/ can do

memes can't be forced

the main reason 4chan is so good at memes is freedom of speech, which libtards hate

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>>136454689
But the money, my meatball making friend. It's like creating a formula for snake oil and getting paid for it

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/08/06/business/media/political-donors-put-their-money-where-the-memes-are.html

The left can't me-

>>136454842
Archived
https://archive.is/vDMiW

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>>136454868
this Norwegian archiving bot is getting quicker

>>136454536
So jews are now gonna pay people to make memes?

>>136454868
>>136454912
>H-hes fast

here's a real job you boys can do.
http://lowd.com.au/
Click "Against" Let's win this poll back.

>>136455091
lol nevermind look's like it just got DDOS'd

>>136454536

WHaT timeline is this

Hey goys I have a degree in memetics pls pay me

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>>136454536

They literally think memes won the election and not 6 decades of failure, waste, corruption.

>>136455179
we're in the sillyverse. all other iterations of us were killed in a nuclear war in the other universes leaving us with only this one to experience.

this is quantum suicide writ large.

>>136454912
hes not a bot. just a dude with a script

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Where do I go to get paid to meme?

There hasn't been a happening in months. The Arabs and Africans are assimilating peacefully into European culture, leftist economic policies have led to stability and prosperity, and just in general all is going well. /pol/ BTFO.

>>136454536

If it isn't done for free, it doesn't have soul.

This is an objective fact of memes.

>>136454536
We're reaching global-levels of autism that may crash the planet with no surviviors!

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>>136454536

Not even they can make Milhouse a meme

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Top political operatives thought it was genius for George Soros to fund spics to jump up and down on car hoods waving burning American flags.

They though Evan McMullin could lead them to the promised land.

>>136454536
yay for more terrible and forced memes getting spread around by chinse/indian bot account farms with 0 actual reach.

>>136455566
>Biden memes

Those were the worst.

>>136455459
truth.

the best memes come from the heart.

Sad thing is that I would probably suck at it.

I just can't stand someone being above me when it comes to business so I instinctively just revolt.

>>136454536
Dear god, this fucking timeline.

>>136455619
ugh, so forced trying to humanize that potato.

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>>136455333
Praise kek for this timeline. I weep for the others.

>>136455418
Go to your local communist headquarters and tell them you're in the business of dank.

>>136455704

One of the most retarded things is when someone brings up a statement and then ((())) with his opinion.

Fucking Styx does that also.

Yea, that's right, suck a dick you fugly satanist goblin.

>The best memes come from a place of truth, or absolute truth
>They want you to create a meme based on lies, propoganda

Its like they have no idea why the truth makes people laugh and hearing bullshit makes people furrow their brow and think "What did ((((they))) mean by this?"

>>136455736
I see a doctor, a murderer, a lawyer, a scientist

Right Wing
>makes memes for free
>does it for fun
>everyone enjoys them

Left Wing
>has to spend billions to make memes
>memes aren't funny
>soon forgotten about

Can't wait to hijack the memes like the nazi pigeon again.

>>136455566
They're all equally terrible.
It's like taking a dump and instead of flushing the shit down you fish it out, smear the stuff all over yourself and let someone take studio grade pics of it to share on social media. The added caption doesn't even matter

>>136454536
I'm gonna become stinking rich

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Heres a good meme: Deep-pocketed political donors beg for forgiveness but its far too late

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>>136455091
ヽ|･_･|ゞ

>>136455619
>>136455747
that shit was fucking nuts. if youd never heard of the word psyop you'd think you were going crazy.

>dude biden bro hes all cool n shit maybe we can make him the next presidential candidate in 4 years

>>136454536
THE MEME ECONOMY IS HERE BOIS
REV UP THOSE MSPAINTS

>>136455695

Are you not amused?

The problem is that the left is a meme themselves. We don't dictate the memes, we just don't disrupt their natural rising. The spice must flow.

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>>136455619

idk, I liked this one

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The next US election is going to be a total shitshow. Imagine a multi-million dollar focus tested forced meme in your face every day.

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>>136454536
The opponent of Merkel, Schulz, tried to copy the Trump memes. It backfired pretty badly.
Some people probably can still remember when the paid Schulz-shills were here daily, trying to get viral support for the cosmopolitan.

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>>136456382

>Imagine a multi-million dollar focus tested forced meme in your face every day.

I don't have to imagine, I saw it the entire election cycle.

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>>136454536
(((deep pocketed)))

>>136456015
They're going to try to make it illegal to alter memes at some point.

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h-h-how do i sell out, boys?

>>136456382
>Kelton
You couldn't make this shit up if you tried

>>136456518

>they still don't understand streisand

Good luck with that.

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>>136456490
They didn't understand it then. They didn't know what it was capable of.
It'll be unlike anything you've ever seen.

>>136456634

streisand effect*

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>>136454536
>get hired
>"nypa nigger"

>>136456634
imagine the attempts at meme DRM just like with videogames and movies

>>136456639
Normies see this this image and think
>Hey, I'm a gamer, maybe this Pepe thing is alright
>Hey, I'm white, maybe this Pepe thing is alright
>Hey, I'm a Christian, maybe this Pepe thing is alright
>Hey, I'm from the South and proud of it, maybe this Pepe thing is alright
>Hey, I'm a man, maybe this Pepe thing is alright
The left are suicidal and they don't even know it.

>>136456639

>They didn't understand it then

And they still don't, they just know that it's influential.

They cannot into the living language, though you're right, the forced factor on more platforms will get really old really fast.

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>>136456463
Tried reverse google search but couldn't find the original source of that painting. You know who made it, kraut bro? Can you read that scribble signature at the bottom right?

What all-inclusive copy of Pepe will they come up with? Fat, black, genderqueer muslim in a wheelchair who spews political correct propaganda?

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>>136456720
>meme DRM
They already tried it by asking the ADL to make Pepe a """""""hate symbol""""""". But they did it AFTER Katy Perry, that black woman with the big arse, etc already posted him.

The next step is getting pepe images blocked from editing like they do with currency.

This is a terrible article.
We've run a very successful operation on /pol/ for a couple of years now and we post no-'memes.'

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>>136456224
You could probably write a decent white paper about how obvious that was and why it failed. It did get pretty far, I wonder how much money was behind it. The colbert ones were fucking anally cringy but biden still tops it.

>>136454868
You magnificent bastard

>>136456874
What's with the weird flag, rightful norwegian clay?

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>>136455091
>http://lowd.com.au/
Voted against and this happened and then I voted for and the vote went through...

Hopefully it pays well. If it's anything more than $15/hr of my current Walmart wage, then sign me up. I think a decade at that place is long enough, and the treatment at the meme factory would probably be better.

>>136456463
The best part was they actually used rr/the_schulz, created and run by a few of us, as their headquarter.
>Schulzzug got 1488 kmh faster
>a storm of recreated memes that made absolutely no sense with Schulz or the SPD
>wizardchan people taking selfies with schulz propaganda in their piss filled basement

And it reached the frontpage of leddit or even schulz retweeted it and suddenly it died down completely.

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>>136456803
nvm. found it.
http://www.romanwachter.ch/bilder_1.html

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Literally "Wees gotsta stop da growf od dese doity goy children on dah innanet!"

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>>136454536
Fuck you I'm not getting a job

>>136457181
>and the treatment at the meme factory would probably be better.

Doubtful

>>136457186
Forced memes have a special artificial quality, that's almost undefinable, but also unmistakable. Like when you see some CGI or an android that's almost human/lifelike but there's something not quite right.

It's the unfunny valley effect.

>>136454868
Can you archive this for me:
https://www . jweekly . com/2008/04/18/ fussin-and-fightin-it-s-all-good-says-author-pundit/

It's complicated but I'm unable to do it myself. Do you (or someone else) mind doing it quickly?

>>136456803
I see pics like that and it clicks with me that psychology has been designed from the ground up by (((them))) to attack our children and convert them into self-loathing Marxist mutants. That pic genuinely makes me sad.

>>136454536
I would rather work in a wage slave company that packages cleaning products 40 hours a week than to receive even one dollar from some jew shill, to harm anything. Fuck you kikes.

Though if there are some right wing, christians and other smaller right wing orgs that needs better representation, it would be morally okay and just. Even a lot of the right wing industry, big oil even if they are white would be okay in our moral framework.

>>136456777
>>777
kek....is that...you?
talking through the shell of one of us, for just a split seccond??

>>136455440
Fuck off shill

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>>136457730

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>>136457487
I know that feel, anon. But we need to turn our emotions to something positive. Use the rage for the upcoming civil wars. Or harness your feels to create a movement/art. Maybe you've seen this? This makes me want to murder faggots. Every last one. And I used to have a bi gf and go to gay clubs. So there is hope. The 2nd video is about how the crazy left is turning more and more moderates to the right. Which is true for me for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44WAwP8LlOg

>>136457485
>it's complicated

https://archive.is
https://archive.org/web/ ("Save Page Now" form)

>>136457469
Fully agree. That extreme focus group testing or a group of 8 people discussing how to write a single tweet over 3 days and then getting excited
>is this still on? This might be the coolest thing ever

>>136454868
based

>>136457109
>http://lowd.com.au/
86% can't be wrong
sites closed.

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>>136455736

>>136454868
do you have a bitcoin adress Nordbro, I want to reward you for your great work

>>136459885
Thanks man but I'm not in need of anything.

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>>136458389

>>136455861
what's the painting called in the sixth frame?

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>>136459885
Unlike burgers, the Danes actually get something out of thier oil. To quote Father Francis on Fridays episode of Stormfront Radio:

>"its my oil! Wheres the money going? Where's my cut? It's in my country!"

>>136454536
Finally visiting this shithole might actually pay off with something besides red pill side effects.

>>136459972
aight godspeed anon

>>136460388

broke ass bot, sad!

>>136456185
It doubled again this year.

Quick someone call kurtzwiel because apparently terrorist attacks are an information technology. Lmao

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>>136460772
whaddyahmean?

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>subtly subvert even more people through memes that will be blasted all over the Internet by the deep pocket cuck organizations
>get paid for it
I don't see what's wrong with it, where do I sign

>>136457487
There is a famous German book called Der Untertan. It probably makes only half as much sense without knowing it.

>>136455736
Islam is diverse af

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>>136454536
HI Trump! I have to know...what did you have for breakfast???!! I must know so I can copy you. all hail Donald J. Trump.

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>>136461177
I wanna li li li lick you from your head to your toes.
But I gotta kno kno kno know wha what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

>>136461213
OUR FATHER. 'Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

>the left can't meme
>millions of dollars later the left still can't meme
i'm almost embrassed for them

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>>136461245

>>136454822
Except this isn't snake oil, this is weaponised synchronicity or, "meme magic".

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>>136456370
Love Live shitty commercial idols deserve Biden
Im@s marketing shits deserve Obongo
Only proper American 2hu yokai fairies for President Donald J. Trump!

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>>136461271
ALL HAIL THE KING OF KINGS, THE GOD OF OLD.

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>>136454536
I'll only offer my services to Jeb!

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>>136461340

>Im@s marketing shits deserve Obongo

You take that back or your mom gets the bacon.

>>136454536
>implying the DNC hasn't been doing this since the convention

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>>136461340
you are right, only the most red pilled wives for trump

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>>136454536
Fuck off Soros

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>>136461442
Fuck off idolfag
Traditional Orient will vanquish the Jews
DO NOT PUT OTHER IDOLS BESIDE HIM WHO ART IN HEAVEN

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>>136454689
>memes can't be forced
If you say so.

>>136454912

He's not the hero we wanted, but he's the hero /pol/ needs.

>>136455028
How can you guys argue against work like this. For only 30k Gary Johnson had this handcrafted meme forged by the finest technicians.

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>>136461609

>(You)

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I think they're admitting that the left can't function unless they have complete control of all media.

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>>136461817
forgot pic related.

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>>136461609
i want to protect meiling's smile

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>>136461609
this is a 765pro house
please enjoy your trip back you your shack

>>136460135
The Hunter by Antonio Rotta.

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>>136461331
check'd!

>>136456777

The problem is, SJWs believe a whole lot of things that are literally not true.

Their core belief is literally that imagination can change the laws of physics, if enough people believe with enough authority. That's why they call themselves Social Justice Warriors, they believe the label alone makes them warriors, just, and social, no matter what corrupt cowardly sociopaths they actually are.

That's why SJW has become a mocking insult, like "Democratic People's Republic" or "Democratically Elected President For Life." The left literally cannot understand the one unbreakable rule imagination has - "Where imagination contradicts reality, reality overrules imagination." They reject it as invalid, and much of their behavior is easily predictable once you understand this.

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>>136461818
Nothing wrong with admiring the hawris that God has promised to dwellers of the seven heavens in afterlife.

>>136462004
it's not a shack when it's full of cute girls and 240 years old

>>136454536
Top chort. These slippery kikes have nothing but money and they want to buy where Trump got for free. Lmao fuck them day o t rope now

>>136455319
Introspection isn't something the typical political animal is good at.

>>136454689
This. The only way to create memes is through unhindered free speech crowd sourcing ideas until you end up with one that's viral.

>>136461866
saved

>>136462222

They don't really have any core beliefs, you have to understand that to get them. They just want the dopamine kick from being good little virtue signal bots.

>>136459972
S T O I C
T
O
I
C

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>>136461918
the hell is Sh(y)o though
shouldn't it be シナ ?

But anyone who doesn't appreciate Meirin has a bad soul

>>136462004
Tfw no puchimas

>>136456070
underrated post of the week

>>136455929
I hate liberals so much.

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>>136462577
it's Jao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRwaEwxraWw

>Sell out
>Create a ton of intentionally shitty leftard memes
>They end up being better than the ones made by fags who are actually trying, anyway

You know this is the only possible outcome.

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>>136456777
>>136462222
kek is here

>>136462849

What will probably happen is we'll get annoyed and start parodying their shit, and it'll end up better than their originals.

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>Paying people to make memes for the people you pay to post memes

But I do it for free.

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>>136463433

>Paying people to make memes for the people you pay to post memes

good point

>>136463567
i have a suspicion that the narrative will be "o wow d laft can mem now!", kind of like when IE for windows 7 launched.
all the premade memes will make it look organic, and some suckers will save their shitpics. most will not save them, and never send them into the memosphere, absolutely destroying its virabillity. wasting millions of dollars.

>>136464126
It's funny because it's like our own brand of super snake-oil that only works 1 time out of 10 if somebody who isn't in our kind of community tries it.

2020 will probably see companies like facebook, reddit and youtube actively attacking right wing meme creators.

>apply for job
>MIB style agents show up at house
>Destroy "thought leaders"
>profit
#zuck2020

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>>136464302
we've already seen CNN do it

>>136459585
It closed at 94% against
Good stuff lads

>>136455319
>6 decades of failure, waste, corruption.
Do you realize the 90s were probably the greatest period in American history?

>>136464620
The problem is we keep telling them exactly how and why they fuck up. And some of them are actually starting to listen.

we should be less open to teaching these people how it works, or they might be able to pull some shit during 2020.

Although political hit-piece memes tend to work best because they are more closely grounded in logical consistency which is incredibly weak on the progressive front.

>>136464898
Bought with debt future generations would have to pay for but yes they were a bretty gud time to be alive.

>>136454689
4chan is even bad at meme as of now. Only some pages of fb worth it.

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>>136454868
>>136454912
>>136455062
>>136455361
>>136461730
>teleports behind unarchived link
heh, nothing personnel, kid

>>136455361
Do you know what a bot is?

It's a dude with a script.

What a bunch of retards, hope someone jews them hard and makes memes so bad they have the opposite effect of the intention

>>136464722
they shut the site down