i wanna be australian

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>>136447101

>>136447101
Sorry mate... We're so full right now, even our overflow refugee pris..i mean... Housing island, is full.

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>>136447325
ya but is there training i can do while i wait i could still be australian even if i cant live there right

>>136447632
Nah mate, we're just so full.

Like we're trying to get you guys to take the things from our prison... I mean refugee island.

>>136447287
kek

>>136447723
if i take one "into the bush and up it" as the saying goes can i call him a wanker? what do i do after i bring him inside my bush mate?

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>>136447325
kick 'em off.

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>>136447101
STEP 1:
>KYS

STEP 2:
>Be born to parents with the steric of sense to emigrate to a REAL First World country

STEP 3
>Shit-post the accumulated visceral lard out of brain-dead, burger kike-cûcks

STEP 4
>Feel good, man.

>>136447916
fucken hell.

>>136448015
Don't bite the burger bait... You'll get fat

>>136447101
Learn the difference between a shit cunt and a sick cunt, that's about it really.

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>>136448085

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>>136447101
lose a war to emus

>>136447101
Why would you ever want to be that much of a cunt?

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>>136447101
>how to be australian
There is a magic potion that you need to drink; all Aussies take it from a young age but the effects require long term imbibing. So if you start now maybe after 10 years you may be able to become honorary Aussie.

>>136447101
Just say "mate", "cunt" and make up other words as you go. Boom, you'll be Australian.

>>136448557
E M U E D
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>>136447101
take everything as a joke

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step 1. chill out
step 2. kick back
step 3. due to our current level of fullness, you will have to fuck off. however, you can move south as a substitute for moving to the southern hemisphere