UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU GUYS?!?!

>>136444890

https://archive.is/vAWss

>>136444890
get ready ;)
also ausfags partial eclipse tonight, FULL eclipse seen from russia and china etc

>>136444890
Also, THESE ARE IN ORDER.
I did not arrange them from the order that was on the article from my screen.
This was the third thing that made me start sperging out here. Seriously I balked at Y2K and shit is sending me shivers.

>>136444910
Yeah I don't do that.
But thanks I guess.

>>136444890
NASA is up to something.
They've been shilling their eclipse app that literally just "takes temperature in your area during the eclipse ".
My ass.
They're also sending jets out to follow the path of the eclipse across the states.
Bombing run? They have those laser things attached to the nose.

>>136444890
>trying to hijack our co creative power to create devastation

Nice try cia fag

Go jerk off to ponies loser.

>>136444890
Also, the reason it's such a huge deal is that the last time one happened this big was 1918.
Usually just partials or not at all, this one cuts the US in half and you can see the total eclipse for almost a full 3 min.
Personally I think the terrorist cells are going to activate with the "black sun".
Getcher shotties ready boyz.

>>136445120
>They've been shilling their eclipse app that literally just "takes temperature in your area during the eclipse ".
Uhhh, what is it called?
I am going to download it. If NASA knows something I want to know. Also there is a slim hope that it is benevolent in purpose and it might help in the event of a happening.
>Bombing run?
Idk man that seems a little low scale for all this hubbub. I think if it is true that this is a warning, it would be because some faction within the control structure wants to save us, and therefore it must be something huge, like next level huge, either some terrible new weapon or disease.

>>136445224
>ponies
What?
Since when are happening postulation threads involved with ponies?

>>136445417
Are you retarded? NASA is the enemy, it literally means "to deceive " in Hebrew

>>136444890
BUMP

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Schizophrenia is a hell of a disease.

Well, we had an eclipse here in 1999 and I remember it was pretty fucking big news then, too.

Not detracting from what you're saying but just pointing out it is fairly newsworthy.

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>>136445490
Fuck off cia nigger, get a real job.

>>136445384
>Getcher shotties ready boyz.
Indeed. More importantly get your fresh water, food stores, and radiation resistant shelters ready. If this shit goes nuclear we have long radiation filled winter ahead of us.
>IN GOT WINTER IS ALMOST ABOUT TO COME.
Nah just kidding. But seriously. Nah brah I'm just fucking with you, but really, get your house in order.

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>>136444890
The eclipse is simply the signal to begin the end. Strap in for September 23rd.

>>136444890

I don't fear the black sun.

Bring it.

>>136445734
Oh I'm all good, got started when I found out BRICS is going to demolish the US dollar.
Got food, water, tools, and over 100lbs of brining salt.

>>136445525
No, it means: National Aeronautics and Space Administration you sperg.
Take that retarded shit elsewhere. I run a clean happening ship here. I am Captain Happening. Or Cap Hap for short.

>>136445749
This desu

>>136444890
Enough already, which is it? August 21st, sleeper cells go active and start with Bowling Green, KY? Or we wait a month and have disclosure/9/11 2.0?

Either way, if you don't at least have a firearm (and the ammunition for it) you might as well write yourself off entirely if your preps have been weak otherwise.

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>>136444890
>greentexting a link

babby's first thread?

America is Babylon, End Times are here, get right with God and believe on our lord and savior Jesus Christ before its too late

>>136445856
>can't use Google
Fucking idiot

>A massive atmospheric experiment is planned for August solar eclipse

>>136445666
>Schizophrenia is a hell of a disease.
Yeah it is. And if it suddenly for no reason started to go on the front page of news organizations I would be like: "Okay well what do they know that we don't that makes this so exciting or relevant to world news?".

>>136445725
Both you and i know that no CIA employee tries this hard at his job.

>>136444890
Old Gods awakening imminent.

>>136445749
*Batman Voice*
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?!

>>136446089
Wow I'm done here, mods ban this 11 year old please
Sage goes in all fields

>>136445971
Thought it might be already with the Schumann resonance going off the charts.

>>136445922
Oh shut up you nitpicking twat its one mistake in in a post 10 times longer than the average.
>>136445924
I don't believe in god but I do believe in sentient beings more evolved than ourselves. I think the bible is an attempt for the people of their age to explain aliens influencing mankind and Jesus was engineered by them to show us the way forward as they themselves would be to terrifying at that age.
>>136445929
>Look up stupid shit on google brah it proves you are wrong.
K

>>136446149
>Is such a pompous condescending prick that he can't help but freak out when someone uses a good ol fashioned batman reference.
Jesus who pissed in your Cheerios fuckface?

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>>136445666

Satan's trips of truth.

>>136446432
More like Satans trips of Deception.
Happening is on.
I declare it.
I am going to shill this every second I can while abiding by the board rules to maximize exposure.

YOU WILL ALL DROWN IN HAPPENING THREADS I WILL FUCKING PAY CHINESE FUCKS TO DO THIS SHIT IF I HAVE TO

ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF COMFY

>>136445666
Trips of truth
happening canceled or accelerated I'm not sure which.

>>136446554
ACCELERATED!

well be fine

>>136444890
Because it isn't just a regular eclipse, its kind of special due to its rareness

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>>136444890
ALSO EVERYONE GO TO THE WIKI PAGE AND WATH THE GIF OF THE SHADOW.

IT CENTER PERFECTLY OVER NORTH AMERICA.

We had a meeting at my work about it. Manager was warning everyone that people are going to be acting crazy on the eclipse.

>>136446881
The fear is starting.
Maybe it will be the spark.

This event represents the transfer of power from the (((lunar))) to the solar (nazis).

Strap in.

Going to be yuge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyAYwT22fI

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>>136444890

SAY WITH ME
>YELLOWSTONE ERUPTS

>>136444890

Hey op, you talk like a nigger. Stop your cultural appropriation. Race mixing is not for us.

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>tfw I live in the path of the eclipse
Am I one of the chosen ones?

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>>136445224
>Go jerk off to ponies loser.
There's literally nothing wrong with jerking off to ponys.

>>136444953
It's partial for everyone, it's just at a better time in Asia (around midnight) and Europe (early evening) rather than early morning.

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>>136444890
keep hearing about it. lucky muricans going to die sooner..

>>136447191
Live in California bruh , this just how we speak.

all internet everywhere will be disabled and hillary face dotr, while north korea is simultaneously bombed out of existence, china invades india, and russia takes all of ukraine

>>136447453
What better place to start than in the land of the brave eh?

>>136444890

I'm not anywhere near the eclipse so I'm safe.

>>136447610
thats not how it works buddy. shits about to go down

>>136447118
YELLOWSTONE BETTER ERUPT!!!

>>136446881
Lol. What job?
I know that police/ambulances in this country put extra staff on for full moons (apparently) so we obviously do get affected by these things

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>>136447610
I'm right in the line of it. Am I fucked guys?

>>136447537
>Hillary
Way bigger than her.

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>>136447579
nah. perhaps some tsunami will hit the rest of us too. we will all endup shitposting in heaven with fuhrer.

>>136447714

The only thing that's going to erupt are peoples eyeballs as they attempt to view it using Chinese made eclipse glasses

>>136447714
>>136445776

yea.. i bet when it does happen you whiny beta pussies will scream in fear.

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>>136444890
>waschlomo post
Go spew your schizo shit on x faggot.
Its just a bunch of buzzwords to razzledazzle the retards that read the article who dont know anything about eclipses.
Do you irresistably click whenever you see a clickbait video or link saying "you must see" in the title? It's common practice. Plus they dont want to get sued by any aforementioned retards that happen to go blind from looking directly at a total solar eclipse.

>>136445813
do you have ammo and guns otherwise you are just storing someones shit for them

>>136444890
Go get some medication for your mental illness, burger.

>>136447868

Bet as much as you want to.

>>136447868
I live in Australia.
We have worse things to fear.
Plus I have been getting ready for this (Plus other) situations for years

>>136444890
8=========D~~~~~~~~~~> \('-')/

>>136447610
No, man... You're supposed to be in the line. Everything outside of the shadow will be affected.

>>136447908
LET ME HAVE MY APOCALYPSE THEORY YOU TWAT.
WHAT HAS FUCKING PIZZAGATE OR SANDY HOOK SPOILED YOU ON THOERIES?!?!?
>>136447874
Nice speech.
And yet here you are posting in the thread.
Why?
If you don't believe it just fucking ignore it.

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>>136446940
?explain please

>>136447300
possibly for horrible death

It's just light, or lack there of. It can't hurt you. You guys need to calm down.

>>136447480

Its nigger speak. Stop it. You're white. Liberals hate cultural appropriation as much as we do.

>>136448219
The more scared people get the likelier that they will perceive normal events to be true. In that way every Apocalypse theory has the potential to destroy the world.

>>136447994

i also live in Australia. i get attacked by fucking bindis in my own home every day, there is nothing better than having that sharp painful feeling. I don't have an air conditioner nor a heater so the temperature fucks with me aswell, we cant even carry around a knife outside, how the hell do you prepare?

>>136444890
Guys, i need to tell you this, Russia, China, and the US just dropped more sanctions on NK, The sanctions targeted exports, the sanction took cost 1 Billion of north Korean exports. When we established a trade embargo on japan, pearl harbor occurred shortly after.

>>136444890
This is some heavy summer /pol/ shit right here

>>136448322
By stocking up supplies,green house etc.
Weapons that you can get in your state.

>>136448363
typo

>>136448363
good thing the best NK can do is hack HBO or Sony and release some movies early

>>136448236
>MAINTAIN RACIAL AND CULTURAL PURITY IN ALL OF YOUR EXPRESSIONS WHITE MAN. COMFORM TO OUR WAY OF LIVING.
Nah fuck you. I will talk however the fuck I want to talk and any man who does less is a fucking coward.
Go climb back into the intellectual suburb you came out of.

>>136448315
*Normal events to be superstitious.

Well, this eclipse won't go away after a few minutes.

It will last 3 days.

You know why.

>>136447748
Bank. Wasn't worried until then desu.

>>136444890
This is some beforeitsnews-tier autism.

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>>136444890
It's the mark of the beginning of the 7 year tribulation. Exactly 7 years between the 2 eclipses.

All the pieces are set in place. Get ready.

>>136448399
Don't be jealous of my (You)s.
its in the bible.

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>>136444890
summerfag, out

>>136447579
>eh?
I see you maple nigger.

>>136448628

>Get ready

Either you can roll with the punches, or you can't.

Doesn't matter how much you prepare.

>>136448569
>Why.
If you know you better post that shit.
A lot of people relying on your cryptic ass.

>>136448628
Nothing happened with the blood moons and nothing will happen with these. Stop using astrological events to promote your nonsense.

>>136448683
>Leaf
Actually "eh" is used in common parlance in several places in the US.

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>>136446089

Still waiting, I want an answer you slide thread wanting motherfuckers.

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Black Sun is a good sign for pro-White organizations. http://www.666blacksun.net/

>>136445886
>>136448912
Shit Idk man I'm just a nigga who got a little high and started a thread about some news articles.
I aint no Illuminati mother fucker.

>>136448715
I will only say this my American bro, better have your guns loaded and ready to shot niggers.

Trump prevented the Great Tragedy just by "accidentally" mentioning it some months ago.

But bloodlust cannot be sated that easily.

Something is bound to happen, even if it is not what was supposed to happen in first place.

Remember Bowling Green.

Remember the eclipse's route.

>>136449201
Mannnnnnnnnnnn, that don't help fuh nuthin.

>>136445666
Why does satan always fuck with us

Someone gonna get shot ? Why they gotta do that

>>136445813
so salty

>>136449201
The game is afoot. Glad we're about to reach the climax.

>>136448912
I don't give a fuck what fake news has to say. If they're saying some horrible cataclysmic event is happening, it just means the economy is down and (((the powers that be))) just want you to spend a bunch of money on worthless shit.
If something were to truly happen, you would feel it. You can't trick animal instinct.

>>136448628
>April
>August
>exactly 7 years

>>136445924
London is babylon and the queen is the whore

>>136444890

You are a fucking moron.

That is all

>>136449580
>If something were to truly happen, you would feel it. You can't trick animal instinct.
>You can't trick animal instinct.
You may want to decompress in that case, considering you are way out of it if you don't think shit is not coming to a head soon. It's in the air, I guess you didn't get the memo. Of course I can't tell you what form, but it's not good - heed my advice.

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>>136447046

ohhh fuck.

Just a few weeks ago a few thousand kids playing pokemon on their phones crashed cell service in chicago. The entire continental cell phone network is going to crash for at least 5 hours on that day as everyone and their idiot friends upload images of the eclipse. That means no emergency service, anywhere. Even landlines will be clogged as soon as people realize they can't get cell service.

People will be able to commit crimes with absolute impunity and they'll have the perfect cover of most folks being distracted.

Barricade your doors. Don't go outside.

>>136449708
I did feel an unsettling feeling in the air, but I thought it was because summer is coming to a close and that means halloween is coming.
A known insider has said that a 9/11 2 was going to happen under Trump's presidency.

>>136449580

i don't know about you but the whole world feels it. literally

with the amount of earthquakes going on, spiritual awakenings, exposure/unmasking of horrible people, people wanting to die or become the opposite genders, the wake of gene-editing, children exposed to degeneracy, more countries than often being on edge. i don't want to go through the whole list because its huge. we definitely feel it buddy.

>>136447303
underrated

>>136449822
By his hand or forced? It's Bowling Green on a mass scale, like elementary schools and the like, or it's nuclear. Shit is fucked.

stopped caring when I realized op is a faggot (immediately)

>>136445666
satan, you shill piece of shit

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>>136449805

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Last time there was an eclipse of this magnitude, I did nothing wrong.

>>136449667
Thanks for the (You).
Keep it tight sweet cheeks.

>>136444890
Eclipse proves the Earth is Flat

>>136444890

Clickbait, anon

>>136449580
Uh, you don't feel the energy? It's been building up since last year at an increasing rate, something is off, something is different about this time period, too many signs, too many prophecies fulfilled, revelations at hand, etc, etc... the cosmological events, shit happening in the world, yellowstone, the increase in output from the sun, the solar storms and massive bursts of solar energy impacting out magnetosphere which in turn is affecting the mantle of the earth and causing shit to stir deep beneath.

Nah man, something is different, I feel it, and I'm pretty sure you do too, everybody has to at this point, on some primal level.

>>136450170
>>136450219
Nice, never go double aussies before.

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>>136445776
who wrote the song black hole sun?

>>136450265
Where I live the animals have started acting weird, many are already heading into hibernation.

>>136450265
Anyone who doesn't hang around 4chan wouldn't know a single thing was different.

>>136450265
We're going to find out one way or another. Prepare accordingly.

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The happening is not due until September 23rd, stay woke. Nibiru-sama is nigh, the Kali Yuga is upon us. Godspeed, anons.

>>136444890
All fucking liberal articles write like this
>here's what you need to know
>no, x did not do y
>...and it's beautiful

>>136450373
Yakub is coming

>>136450373
But what did they mean by this. Humans don't have faces quite like that, and what's with the sport looking rock.

This eclipse is the prelude to judgement.

>>136450339
We have an edge, we access information and resources the general public is completely unaware of.

Because of this, we have foresight and breadth of knowledge, this will aid us in the coming tribulation of mankind, and whether we live or fall as a species.

>>136450346
Yes, we are, this is legit the first time I've actually felt an intrinsic and rational need to prepare for whatever is coming - whether that means moving to a safe location or buying supplies, preparing contingencies and plans, connecting with certain people, etc.

This has more possibility of something happening than Y2K, 2012, and any other fucking hyped up "happening" in the past who knows how long? Notice this isn't being hyped up, not like the previous disaster scenarios.

The media and government aren't going to be blatant about it, they're already in the process of pacifying the nation.

>>136450305
sound garden

>see total solar eclipse in Brazil when I was kid
>never got to experience the full autism of /pol/

>>136450373
It's actually not a fixed moment in time, anon, it can happen any time from now to when ever. Time is fluid, not static.

>>136450771
>This has more possibility of something happening than Y2K, 2012, and any other fucking hyped up "happening" in the past who knows how long? Notice this isn't being hyped up, not like the previous disaster scenarios.

>The media and government aren't going to be blatant about it, they're already in the process of pacifying the nation.

See you on the other side, Soldat. Consider ourselves the lucky ones if things go hot.

everyone, look into foraging wild food, common weeds

>>136444890
ONE MORE

>https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/solar-eclipse-day-could-resemble-zombie-apocalypse-ncna785411
READ THIS SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

SERIOUSLY STARTING TO GET A LITTLE HYPHY HERE GUYS

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>>136444890
Don't worry about it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

>>136451153
""There will hopefully be less bloodshed, but zombies don't need regular food, or sleep, or toilets,""
WHO THE FUCK SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT?
>Angela Speck, a researcher at the University of Missouri and member of the American Astronomical Society's eclipse team

>>136451225
To think, we actually live in the reawakening of the Black Sun, geeeeze.

We're in it now

>>136450416
>and what happened next will shock you!

>>136451319
calm your tits, it's just a nothingburger article about the flaws of tourism

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>>136450305

>>136451441
>t. Illuminati
>nothing to see here citizen.

>>136451153
>>136451319
>eclipse viewers will need all those things
>what is a joke
Ya'll need to chill

>>136450320
Heard about the rogue whale pods hunting off monterey? Slowing down migration patterns of other whales - humpbacks are defending other juveniles. Just watched a few headed north this afternoon - too late in the season.

>>136451477
nah I'm saying be prepared, if anything happens or not. The eclipse is not the problem though.

>>136451537
Leave me alone.
Don't you ever respond to me or my post's girlfriends loli daughter again.

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>>136444890
>and here's what you need to know

Is OP a legit schizophrenic?

>>136451669
Refer to >>136451657

>>136451669
just got bad words

>>136451669
The internet was a mistake

>>136451708
>With two-thirds of Americans living within a day's drive of the eclipse, some eclipse experts have anticipated that the weekend leading up to the August eclipse will see more travelers in the air, on the rails and on the road than any other time in 2017
>NBC

>They are advertising the fact that they have manipulate this many people in a complete trance.

That's the only real worrisome thing, though the part about bloodshed is a little crazy.

>There will hopefully be less bloodshed, but zombies don't need regular food, or sleep, or toilets," Speck said. Eclipse spectators, on the other hand, need all those things.

>>136449580
>If something were to truly happen, you would feel it
They also wouldnt fucking tell you about it

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>>136451944
Anons, is there any mythology about eclipses putting people into trances?

>>136451944
>There will hopefully be less bloodshed, but zombies don't need regular food, or sleep, or toilets," Speck said. Eclipse spectators, on the other hand, need all those things.
But really though, what could a person even mean by this, right?

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>>136445666
>Kek reveals Satan by his trips
>everyone believes him anyway
the devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing men he didn't exist.
>shhh.. go back to sleep, everyone, there will be no happening

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>>136444890
scary shit

something is going to happened

>>136452175
>But really though, what could a person even mean by this, right?
That they've left a great number of right wing areas in the US wholly unprepared for the coming hoards.

>With two-thirds of Americans living within a day's drive of the eclipse, some eclipse experts have anticipated that the weekend leading up to the August eclipse will see more travelers in the air, on the rails and on the road than any other time in 2017. That could present serious problems for those viewing the eclipse, even if they don't have to travel to see it. And people who live inside the eclipse path but choose to miss the once-in-a-lifetime event will not be spared.
>If you are planning to travel for the eclipse, you've hopefully already made hotel reservations. Most — if not all — of the hotel rooms along the eclipse path are filled, as serious eclipse hunters have been planning for the event for well over a year. Alternative housing arrangements, such as campsites or rooms in private homes, may still be available. But even if you are planning to stay with a friend, expect problems.
>That's because the population of cities along the eclipse path is expected to double in the days around the event, Speck said, a rise that could trigger a host of unexpected problems.
>the population of cities along the eclipse path is expected to double in the days around the event
>DOUBLE
I bet the MSM is taking revenge for Trump.

>>136452230
>the devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing men he didn't exist.
>the devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing men he is god.
fixed

>>136446032
You're still sounding new enough to pass for CIA, m80.

Unsubscribed.

K everyone forgive me for being a complete retard but I nothign nothing about eclipses or anything like that
Are the total eclipses only view able for certain areas of the US or something?
The map with lines makes it look like it's only cutting trough Oregon to South Carolina?>>136448628

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You haven't realised what's going to happen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu-7DXBiVsA

>I'll be alone each and every night
>While you're away, don't forget to write
>Bye-bye, so long, farewell
>Bye-bye, so long
>See you in September
>See you when the summer's through
>Here we are (bye, baby, goodbye)
>Saying goodbye at the station (bye, baby, goodbye)
>Summer vacation (bye, baby bye, baby)
>Is taking you away (bye, baby, goodbye)
>Have a good time but remember
>There is danger in the summer moon above
>Will I see you in September
>Or lose you to a summer love
>(counting the days 'til I'll be with you)
>(counting the hours and the minutes, too)

>Bye, baby, goodbye
>Bye, baby, goodbye
>Bye, baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
>Bye, baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long)

>Have a good time but remember
>There is danger in the summer moon above
>Will I see you in September
>Or lose you to a summer love
>(I'll be alone each and every night)
>(While you're away, don't forget to write)

>>136452447

http://xjubier.free.fr/en/site_pages/solar_eclipses/TSE_2017_GoogleMapFull.html

>>136452438
REEEEEEported.

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>>136444890
You're literally fucking high.

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>>136452562
HAVE A GOOD TIME
BUT REMEMBER
THERE IS DANGER IN THE MOON ABOVE

COUNTING THE DAYS
COUNTING THE HOURS AND THE MINUTES TOO

>>136449996
nice digits blood

>>136452587
sweet ill miss it
OCD as hell and something like an eclipse sucks

>>136452637
>(1)
>Shit flag
>Derailment with frog posting
OP you are not crazy. Something is fucking WRONG.

>>136452395
fuck im going to see it i better go with gunz

MSM writes everything in a dark and foreboding manner.

>>136452639
>BUT REMEMBER
>THERE IS DANGER IN THE MOON ABOVE

Do you actually think about the things you post as you type them or?

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>>136452685
Fascist is the best flag, you fucking hoser.

>>136452753
*SUMMER
LISTEN TO THE SONG YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT >>136452562

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>22nd birthday is on Sept. 23
>Incoming eclipse is still going to make everyone shit bricks as the countdown starts
>still need to buy a better gun
>accepted that whatever happens happens between now and my bithday
Praise Kek, look to him for guidance.

>>136452753

>implying that hollow death trap isn't malevolent

>>136447994

Get prepared to accept american refugees, boi.

>>136452685
If I get black bagged I am going to be fucking pissed.
Do me a favor and google "married man from mariposa county, ca goes missing."every once in a while, my last name is the name of a famous us weapons manufacturer.

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>>136452772
Go back to /r/The_Donald you retard or stop derailing this thread.

The media is clearly sending a coded message, it's right in your face.

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>>136447303
Fuckin lel

>IBDDDS HAPPENNINGS thread
every year

>>136444890
I just now woke up from a horrific dream that I thought was real.

Even more horrific is the fact my dreams cone true.

Im filled with dread, be safe everyone

>>136444890
(((Washington Post)))
Podesta will do anything to take people's minds off his crimes.

Demon anon said the harvest is coming, he said there's no way to stop it. Prepare yourselves

>>136444890
>A total solar eclipse is happening Aug. 21, and here's what you need to know.
>Need to know.

EVERY FUCKING HEADLINE IS LIKE THIS NOWADAYS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>136453092
Dreams can cone true.

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>>136449805
>Just a few weeks ago a few thousand kids playing pokemon on their phones crashed cell service in chicago. The entire continental cell phone network is going to crash for at least 5 hours on that day as everyone and their idiot friends upload images of the eclipse

Anons, what was the movie that came out this year about all crime being allowed for one night a year? The setting was D.C. and had people going after politicians. I can't remember the damn name.

>>136453183
Oh I am sorry is it distracting you from the quality posts in this board like:
>Why do non-whites come to /pol/?

>>136453249
The Purge. Two sequels out for it too unless I'm wrong.

>>136453142
Right, prepare yourselves for something that you can't change. Let me just write this down so I don't forget.

>>136453249
The purge anon

>>136453249
The purge

>>136453249
The purge

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>>136448711
Checked

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>>136453249
>>136453296
Oh, fuck, I just noticed >>136450088 replied to the same poster and was thinking of the same movie.

/pol/, I'm now really fucking scared.

>>136447579
>brave
you're right it takes a lot of bravery to become the most cucked country in the world

>>136449404

Why is water always wet?

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>>136453356
Anons, is this going to be 1000x bigger than the Ferguson riot? 100x the L.A. riots?

>>136444890
It's almost as if writing clickbaity articles with clickbaity headlines makes panicked idiots click on their shit and give them ad revenue.

>>136453388
>Bulgaria.
>Making fun of any other country.
lol

>>136453356
>/pol/, I'm now really fucking scared.

Is this thread a joke? Or has half of /pol/ completely lost its testicular fortitude in the last few days? For gods sake, what happened to your testicles, boys? Be men, not mice. This is fucking pathetic.

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>>136444890

Open transgender rule. The girl in the pic is really a boy. Note the eclipse. Celebrities do the 'shhh' sign all the time.

>>136453499
>I AM A MAN I AM NOT AFRAID OF GLOBAL SOCIAL BREAKDOWN!

>>136452609
Good for you

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>>136453544

Actually it's because I'm Taurus personified.

>>136447748
No we fucking don't.

>t. NREMT-P

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firstly, why are you still using google products goy? second,
>Why don't eclipses happen every month?

>We experience total solar eclipses because of the cosmic coincidence that the moon is 400 times closer than the sun and 1/400th of its size.

Wha---?! Isn't that just a bit too cohen cidence. I'm not a flat earther, but what the fuck.

and last

why even bother listening to this

>(((Sarah Kaplan))) is a reporter for Speaking of Science. Follow @sarahkaplan48

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The Devil will watch the eclipse in Carbondale.

>>136448080
Ohhhh crap.

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>>136453739
>>We experience total solar eclipses because of the cosmic coincidence that the moon is 400 times closer than the sun and 1/400th of its size.
>
>Wha---?! Isn't that just a bit too cohen cidence. I'm not a flat earther, but what the fuck.

>>136453787

STL arch, arctually.

>>136453544
MMMMMMMMM GUYS?!?!? I just read an article at the Washington Post and it scared the shit out of me!!! What do?!?

Give me a fucking break you big pussy.

>>136453739
It is a coincidence. the moon is slowed down by tidal forces from the earth and did not always have eclipses like it does now.

thanks OP this thread made me figure out i had fake glasses

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>>136454013
>It is a coincidence

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oh wow its LITERALLY NOTHING, can you autists calm down its a fucking eclipse

>>136448399
>>136448650
oy vey only believe Approved Theories tm. otherwise you are le summmerfagget xd. im totally not a CIA nigger

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>>136454137
>oh wow its LITERALLY NOTHING

>inb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>>136453787
>the intersection of both eclipses are right next to Saint Louis
mere coincidence

>>136453966
Let me have this my life is empty.

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>>136454200
ooh wow haha xD reddit

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>>the intersection of both eclipses are right next to Saint Louis
>mere coincidence

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>>136453739

>Sun 400 times bigger.
>Moon 400 times closer.
>Moon is approx 400k k/m from Earth.
>Hebrew word "tav" has a value of 400.
>"Tav" means sign.

Pic related. It is the mark that the two eclipses will make over America.

"Mere coincidence"

>>136453739
the moon is an ancient alien spaceship, its hollow and made of titanium about 2-3 miles under the rock and dust covering it. think critically about the shape and depth of the impact craters on the moon for a second

>>136444890
>Washington Post
>Democracy Dies In Darkness
>Solar Eclipse 2017

2spooky

>>136454562
Mordecai, is this your doing?

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>>136454562

>>136444910
https://archive.is/bwt1p

It's fear-programming to make people terrified and panicky if things go foul. The retarded scions of the Rothschild family want disruptions to the status quo to be punished with burning cities. If they don't load people with enough fear, they're in danger of disruptions to the status quo being rewarded by sudden outbreaks of consensual capitalism!

>>136445045
Its a bot new fag

>>136454796

Nope.

>Genesis 1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

>>136455084
not always fuckwit

>>136446089
This actually made me wince. Please leave.

>>136444890
If you are in the path of this total solar eclipse, the wait for the next one is nearly 360 years.
So, it literally is a once in a lifetime event.
Read any article you like, but it is a pretty big deal.
I wonder how many fuckin idiots will do damage to their eyes looking at this thing

>>136446399
ah man this bait is perfect

>>136444890
That's called a writing style bro, they use it to engage the audience and cause you to get hooked and keep reading.
It worked on your dumbass.

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>>136454975
>It's fear-programming to make people terrified and panicky if things go foul. The retarded scions of the Rothschild family want disruptions to the status quo to be punished with burning cities
Maybe it has something to do with pic related going on in the background and they don't want the MSM to cover it for longer than a split second.

Maybe has something to do with pic related.

>New sanctions ban Kim Jong-Un's country exporting coal, iron, lead and seafood in joint US and South Korea 'crack down'
>Stop testing missiles for an "extended period," Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said, and the U.S. might deem North Korea ready to talk.
>"We'll know it when we see it," Tillerson said. "This is not a 'give me 30 days and we are ready to talk.' It's not quite that simple. So it is all about how we see their attitude towards approaching a dialogue with us."
>Since Saturday's U.N. Security Council vote, Washington has put Beijing in particular on notice that it's watching closely to ensure China doesn't repeat its pattern of carrying out sanctions for a while, then returning to business as usual with the pariah nation on its border.

https://apnews.com/be150329b3f748048a70112ad593cc43/Nations-race-to-prevent-backsliding-on-North-Korea-sanctions

>>136447537
Russia will also take Finland.

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>>136455143
>"n-no"
>gives out a riddle

>>136455283
Well they have 360 years to fix any damage done so no big deal right?

>>136455159
When ever its the first post and got a Norwegian flag its a bot retard.

What is with all these newfags? Its not even summer yet.

>>136446536
>>136446399
>>136446325
>>136446593
>446593▶
>>>136446554
>>136446782
>>136446927
>>136448456
>>136448510
>448510▶
>>>136448315
>>136448635
>>136448715
>>136448842
>>136449161
>>136449279
>>136450126
what did he mean by this

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>>136455343
Fugg off we'll kill them again but this time by the millions

>>136455446
youve never seen the bot reply to people after first post have you newfag?

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>>136455283
>Read any article you like, but it is a pretty big deal.
>I wonder how many fuckin idiots will do damage to their eyes looking at this thing

Anons, why are they acting out an anime's plot?

Please God Jesus Christ I've been only starting for a job application and have been a NEET for a year! I want to live a normal life!

Nothing serious will happen, Hail Mary.

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>>136456274
Is the Samurai warning us about (((them)))?

>>136448456
>intellectual suburb
the "rural and suburban retards" meme has never made me kek this hard

>>136454562
i just did the math, and it's actually 397.236 x smaller than the Sun.
>1,380,000 km/ 3474 km

Earth distance from sun = 149,597,870,700
/
Earth distance from moon = 384,802
= 388.765833 km shorter

so the article is inaccurate. 388.76 =/= 397.236

388.76 is NOT 400, its not even close.

but i dont even understand why or how even if it was both 400 that that would make it a perfect solar eclipse.

>>136444953
Thanks dude, I will wake up to watch this shit. Too sad it will happen late night.

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>>136456274
>Those connected to the tree in this manner are gradually drained of their life energy, personalities and defining features, producing a new chakra fruit and ultimately converting said victims into White Zetsu.
>White Zetsu
>literally zombies

>NBC News
https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/solar-eclipse-day-could-resemble-zombie-apocalypse-ncna785411

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>>136456616

>>136448456
>intellectual suburb
kek

>>136445666
I wasn't convinced until Satan said nothing was going, the end of he world is soon

>>136456196
He replies when he's actually browsing, but his not has pretty good coverage on front page threads.

>>136455283
>in the path
>literally is a once in a lifetime event
uh, unless you live where the paths cross over
>>136448628

>>136444890
>i'm not some crazy motherfucker!
yeah. you are

>>136449805
why shouldn't we use the opportunity to make the day of the rope real? seems like a once in a lifetime shot

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>>136445856
cap hap, thats a good one

>>136445749
i'd love to believe you, but bruh, them singles...

>>136456519
it's worth noting though that
>The mean semi-major axis has a value of 384,402 km (238,856 mi).[2] The time-averaged distance between Earth and Moon centers is 385,000.6 km (239,228.3 mi). The actual distance varies over the course of the orbit of the Moon, from 356,500 km (221,500 mi) at the perigee to 406,700 km (252,700 mi) at apogee, resulting in a differential range of 50,200 km (31,200 mi)

so i can see how the distance could be thought of as roughly 400 if you consider there is a deviation of 50,000km. but still. not exact numbers. and the entire universe is shifting and moving so you can never say something is EXACTLY 400 x away ever. and if there is such loss of accuracy, then i cant view this correlation as anything but mumbo jumbo superstition. ie. nothing masonic or perfectly geometric about it.

however they ARE FRAMING it in such a way in the article. so I think the OP is on to something. they are trying to prepare us for something, by putting us into a superstitious "cosmic" train of thought. like "things are aligning" or there is some overly geometrically important ratio happening.

>>136457338
then again, if you go deeper down the hole, then you could say that they have in fact been grooming all of this, leading up to this event, that they knew would be happening a long time ago. i mean, a SOLAR ECLIPSE, is a very HUGE BIG majestic (insert your adjective) happening in itself. why? this is they exact type of shit the Mayans and whatever used to worship, when shit like this happens, they took it as God warning them. i mean, the Sun gets blacked out, thats pretty insane.

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>>136444890
Ay I got one for ya.

How many of you are just likin Trump to dog around star fuckin the men you see on the screen in the flashy suits and the women you see in their pretty dresses?

Or do you really believe in Jesus Christ as Lord above all nations of the United States sworn by the Holy Bible (and if not there's a double cross is The Word not vocalized "let there be light") thus the signs I don't doubt September...

Rich and mid way and the poor that can afford to act it go huray, but the real poor and homeless say they're living a hell walkin around everything the system restricts them to by qualifications yet one could be a genius just judged wrong..

>muh habbedings
>muh solar eclipse

Is it that time of the [CURRENT_YEAR] again?

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>>136457338
>however they ARE FRAMING it in such a way in the article. so I think the OP is on to something. they are trying to prepare us for something, by putting us into a superstitious "cosmic" train of thought. like "things are aligning" or there is some overly geometrically important ratio happening.
>>136457588
>then again, if you go deeper down the hole, then you could say that they have in fact been grooming all of this, leading up to this event, that they knew would be happening a long time ago. i mean, a SOLAR ECLIPSE, is a very HUGE BIG majestic (insert your adjective) happening in itself. why? this is they exact type of shit the Mayans and whatever used to worship, when shit like this happens, they took it as God warning them

Maybe they are going to stage an event where God comes down to greet his children.

>>136444890
>Aug. 21
It'll be a pwnage 21 that's for sure.
Like the 14th I'll be postin one of those breads on /wg/ like a birrday

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>>136457830
>the dead are immune
>the unsociable
>literally /pol/

>>136456274

Trump made anime real like 6 months ago newfag.

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>>136452637

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>>136458383
>newfag

>>136458525

ssssssssssssss.... thats sad

Any Chicago anons want to ride with me to Saint Louis or western Kentucky to check it out? Might as well be with someone who gets you and knows the haps transpiring when the world is ending and Christ is returning. Also this way I don't have to explain KEK the whole way down

>>136458525
get a job

>>136448806

BC has had blood moons every night because of the forest fires.

Alright boys, I've packed my bag I'm bugging out now, I don't want to risk being on the internet leading up to this next generation degrassi blow all your heads clean off.

I've got pork and beans, 5 litres of water, my dads desert eagle and I'm making a run for the hills. I've brought a bedroll and my phone just in case I need to call my mom for snacks or something.

Good luck fellow truthers.

>>136458702
>get a job
have one

>>136458716
jej

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http://earthsky.org/space/coincidence-that-sun-and-moon-seem-same-size
ok, this is actually starting to freak me out a bit now. the Sun, it basically is 400x larger and 400x further.....wtf. and that is why the Sun and Moon look the exact same size in the sky....ok...this is fucked up....what are the chances of this????? apparently, no other planets moons are this same ratio from the sun as the Earth Moon is!

>EarthSky asked Myles Standish about the similarity in the size of Earth’s moon and sun, as seen from Earth. He is a mathematical astronomer and a former professor at Yale University. He worked for CalTech’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. He has published over 300 articles, mostly in the field of solar system dynamics and celestial mechanics. He said this similarity is unique among the planets and moons that make up our local family in space, our solar system. In other words, it doesn’t occur with any other planets and moons in our immediate neighborhood of space.

But there may be millions or billions of undiscovered solar systems.

So what are the odds of the moon and sun appearing nearly the same size from Earth? No one knows.

By the way, although it’s fascinating that they are so similar, the sun and moon aren’t always the same size as seen from Earth. In fact, the moon and sun are rarely exactly the same size. The moon’s distance from Earth varies slightly over the course of a single month. So the moon’s apparent size in our sky is always changing.

>>136458768
So how did you manage to collect all that shit while working?

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>>136458525
Now this is autism

>>136458889
idk ivan, maybe when not working?

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time of perplexicty

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>>136459084

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>>136459132

>>136446536
Comfy Jones? Ah shit nigga, It's 2300BCE all over again.

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>>136444890
>2017
>Not owning several firearms and hundreds if not thousand of rounds of ammo
>Mfw

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>>136459159

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>>136459274

>>136459002
how do you know my country?

>>136453517
The 'sshh' sign is from freemasonry. I wish this eclipse would purge all the filth from the world so as a species can ascend..

Probably a big nothing burger though

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>>136459315
last one

>>136459322
>"how do you know my country?"
>questioning my autism

>>136444953
>FULL eclipse seen from russia and china
>>136456583
>Thanks dude, I will wake up to watch this shit. Too sad it will happen late night.

fucken happeningfags, when will they learn?

>>>/gif/11062662

>all media is identical
No shit. Sage.

>>136453092
Details.

It will be a new age of metal exchange. Welcome to the new bronze age, bitches.

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>Budgeted in 1989 at 1.7 billion USD
>Finished in 1995, 2 years late, at 4.8 billion USD
>3 billion over budget
>Entire project was financed privately by some cryptic organization called The New World Airport Commission
>(((New World Airport Commssion)))?
>Runway configuration roughly forms a swastika
>/ourguys/?
>At this very moment this airport is undergoing a 1.8 billion USD renovation to accommodate a massive amount of extra traffic
>Conspiracy theorists think there is a massive underground bunker beneath this airport

Add it all up

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>>136459470

>>136458887
I'm gonna hit you with a quote, anon

>It seems much easier to explain the nonexistence of the moon than its existence

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>>136459700

>>136459596
people who can into math think there's a bunker.