Confess your sins /pol/

>>136439201
I sometimes enjoy traps

>>136439336

Shameful, anon. 20 hail Marys

>>136439201
I finger my bum hole with a baby carrot

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>>136439201
none sins are spooks

I fucked a black girl once. Every time I have even the slightest tingle down there I instantly think its AIDS.

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Everyday i watch anime, play video games, and browse a Comanche hieroglyphic rendezvous for anime tiddies and the lulz.

>>136439201
1 John 1:9 says only confess to God not a dude
>>136439432
Matthew 6:7 says vain repetition is not valid prayer.

i think of suicide everyday
is that a sin

I'm addicted to Chaturbate.

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>>136439201
I hit my cat many time when I was in teen age
I stole money of my aunt to pay video game when I was a child
I fap to furry porn
I lie sometime


this is all sin I can remember

>>136439201
I fucked your mom

>>136439650
not in islam

>>136439201
there are jews in the american government

>>136439650
Yes it's a horrible sin to take your own life. Don't do it. Seek peace and love, brother. Go find a fellowship somewhere in the real world. I recommend a Christian felllowship but any real-world encounters will help you connect with othes and, through them, with God.

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>>136439759

Kek

>>136439201
I can't stop masturbating to gay mlp porn.

>>136439201
i wanna kill a priest

>>136439201

Fapping to porn, gambling (mostly successfully is it a sin if I win), I don't get laid often so not much fornication but its always in addition to being fornication girls who are already in a relationship (I don't want it to be this way but they are the only ones who like me), don't go to church.

>>136439201
I date and love a tranny. The love is real, even if it is perverse. Damn it, how can love that is wrong exist? WHY does it exist?!!

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I voted Obama in 2012

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>>136439779
not criticizing you or your religion or anything but where in the bible does it say that

Polygamy

can't help it, I like women too much and I'm too "friendly" with the ones who give me attention

>>136439201
I smoke lots of weed

I can't stop jerking my dingdong.

Apart from that I have been good.

>>136440097
Why don't you do meth all day?

That also feels good.

>>136439201
I am contemplating fapping so that I can finally fall asleep

>>136440264
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

>>136440447
And fucking traps isn't?

One ruins your body, the other ruins your soul.

I had consensual marital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>136440151
I voted for obongo twice

>>136440562
I know. But what would you not do for love? HAVE you had love?

>>136440853
I know. But what would you not do for addiction? HAVE you had addiction?

druggie logic

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I have a diaper fetish and have had one since before I had any sex drive at all

>Sins

Nice try to guilt trip me, Jew.

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>>136439201
this one time at band camp

I got a girl pregnant out of marriage. There's a not-insignificant age difference. I'm 27 and she's 19. Kid's 2. Beyond that it's mostly drinking and there used to be some drugs and I've been with a few asian girls and I got head from a tranny in a bar bathroom once. In 2015 I voted for the communists because I knew they would never win a seat and I didn't want to give my vote to any of the real parties.

>>136439201
>to a human
No thanks. I'd rather pray directly to God.

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>>136439201
I'm a white guy and I used to fuck a really ugly Native American girl.
I used to smoke weed.
I don't see hallucinogens as degenerate.
I always call all black people niggers in my head, even if some of them are okay people to deal with.
Jews make me cringe and fill me with animosity, been like this before I came to /pol/, must be instinct to know that they are pieces of shit by design.

That's all I can think of right now.

>>136439201
I've never confessed before so this is gonna be a long post. Please don't read this if you aren't the priest.
I've had hateful thoughts towards my mother. I've been incredibly envious of every woman. I hate them. I've been incredibly slothful, greedy, lustful, glutinous, prideful, and wrathful. I have sexual thoughts about men including family members. I've had oral sex with men I don't know. I've worshipped false gods and idols. I drink to excess whenever I drink. I masturbate almost daily, sometimes more. I lie a lot. I go to great efforts to lie to pretend everything is better than it actually is. I'm vain and self-obsessed.

>>136441953
I'm hateful towards all of society. I resent it as a whole and people that get along with it so easily. I hate groups of people who've done nothing to me.

>>136439201
Watched porn, got a bj from a fat whale.

>>136439599
It is.

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I voted for Trudeau

>>136439336
Unironically, you have a mental illness.

>>136439201
I killed the banks.

>>136441953
>>136442087

You need CBT sessions, not confessions

>>136442532

That's whats wrong with Leafs. They support a feminist, SJW, globalist sellout, pussy-whipped Trudeau.

>>136439201
I let my dog lick my dick when I was 14.

I feel shameful for it every day.

>>136442666
At least I admit it was a bad choice

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>>136439827
I know that feel, bro

>>136442636
dont be a dick I just want someone to say they forgive me

>>136439201
I used to count money for my church and I stole some.
I am full of lust and watch porn.
I have considered cheating on my wife.
I have truly hated a man and fantasised about murdering him and his family.

>>136439201
i have never sinned
checkm8 cunt

>>136442532
So did I. Harper was garbage, but I'd take him back in a heartbeat now.

>>136442901

There's nothing to "forgive" you for. This isn't a malicious wrong doing. You're just fucked in the head. Stop feeling guilty and get some help in form of solid therapy.

>>136443208
Thanks, but I don't think I need therapy. I have problems but so does everyone, this doesn't really effect my life too much. And I don't think I could tell this to a therapist, I couldn't even tell a preist irl.

i did teh moop

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I jerk off to 2D, take the Lord's name in vain, drink every weekend. I also fucked three tinder chicks and cheated on my ex

>>136443727
If anything, 2d should be better than 3d because you aren't lusting after a woman, just a drawing of a fictional character.

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>136444049

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>136439201
Go away data mining priest.

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>>136444083
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

>>136444137

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>>136439618
It's not in vain.

>>136444165

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>136444049
dafuq did i just read mayng?

>>136443997
I get you, but it still doesn't feel right. As though whenever I'm done, I feel guilty and think I should have saved this semen for an actual person. Maybe because I'm 28 with no wife? Idk

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>>136444243

>Hans has never heard of the Anne Frank copypasta

>>136442901
I forgive you. Let it go.

>>136439201
I'm Jewish but hopefully nobody will see this post

>>136444756
Thank you. It honestly really means a lot.

>>136444831
Of course! You're fine. Go do good things!

>>136439201

I used to be a /pol/tard.

i thought it was god when i became the light
and thought it was true reality
because it was perfection and all
and convinced me it was god.

but when i read and studied
the books warned me
it was actually lucifer.
and i didn't go to heaven and hell.
i only went to hell.

but god took me out.

but the light is lucifer

i think i found god.
but i guess i found the devil.

or so the stories say..

but the devil pretending to be god
was so much more convincing
than the book warning it was the devil.

whats your opinions on situations like that?

I got super drunk last night and finger blasted a girl

>>136439201
I think I told her I would leave if she lied, but everybody lies.

I'm afraid I don't have a choice if I want to keep my word but to leave.

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>>136439201
I masturbate :(

Really fucking sucks being a loner.

>>136439201
Didn't know inklings could have beard

i have regularly masturbated to degenerate filth like gay porn and tranny porn even though i only do it because it is taboo, i've never thought about fucking a dude irl
but have made a decision to stop and am 1 week porn and fap free

>>136448089
>and i didn't go to heaven and hell.
>i only went to hell.
are you literally retarded?

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>>136439201

>>136439201
I want to kill myself

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>>136439201
I only will to Christ, not some faggot in long robes that touches boys.