The Final Countdown

>>136428785

4 months.

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>>136428785

2 Days

He gets replaced with Robo John McClone and continues on for another ten years.

>>136428785
3 minutes

>>136428785

When the weather cools

>>136428785
He's accrued enough Good Goy Points to get access to a secret brain cancer cure, though

Obviously on Sept 23rd with the rest of us

>>136428900
THICC

>>136428785

6 months, 15 days.

4 MONTHS

>>136428785
57 Hours

>>136428785
1 year

>>136428900
>breep braap, I am a robot

3 weeks

>>136428900
BRRRAAAAAAAPP

>>136428785
A day.

>>136428884
that's that
/thread

>>136428785
3 years, 4 months, and 16 days

>>136428785
12 hours

>>136428785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnuIT3p5t6o

>>136428785
I still think he will out live all of us.

>>136428785
Long enough to see Trump impeached and taken out of office.

1.5 debilitating shit diaper dementia filled years because I want to see him suffer

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>>136428785

>>136428785
71 Days.

Dumb fuck should just quit.

>>136428785
McCain is immortal. He will be the deciding vote preventing president ryan Seacrest Jr's attempt to overturn jeb-care in 2043, right after getting us into the mecca wars for planet Israel.

>>136428785
Poo poo pee pee this niggy dies in two monthies

September 23.. see u then senpai

Just long enough for the investigations on Trump to finish so he can see nothing was found

Tomorrow.

>>136428785
He's got two years of life left. He'll only be functional for one of those years, tho.

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>>136431888
Checked!

too long

He dies tomorrow.

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>>136428785
>McBrain
kek
one week

>>136428785
8 weeks mid-October gone

>>136428785
77 hours

He's already dead.

>>136431888
checked
too long

Eight days left

Next Tuesday

>>136433753
He'll live until 120 off fetal blood transfusions

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>>136431888

Kek don't fail me now!

February 27th, 2018

>>136428785
Forever. He will live long enough to become a cyborg and never die. Sorry guys, but thats just how this timeline has to turn out.

>>136428785
You will hear of his death some time around 12PM EST 8/7/2017

88 hours and 8 minutes

>>136428785
>Forever. He will live long enough to become a cyborg and never die. Sorry guys, but thats just how this timeline has to turn out.
Implying he hasn't been replaced once already

Digits will send the god of chaos to melt all ((( their))) brains
*rolls dice

2.5 weeks

End of the month

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>>136428785
200 years

>>136434334
just missed it..

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>>136431888

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Friday night. :)

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>>136428785
Never, and he acquires immortality.

Trump dies instead.

>>136434711
Checked

>>136431888
Check'd.

>>136428785
The brainlegetes, McCain, hand them over!
1/12/2018

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FUCK R-SSIA AND FUCK SYMPATHIZERS
> mmuh rino
> mmuh r-ssia


FUCK YOU COCK SUCKERS! USA!

He's not actually sick, he'll go live in a tropical country in retirement

15-20 years

>>136428785
72 hours

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>>136428785
3 months.

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>>136429289
Look at this nigger. He doesn't even know how d_bs work. And that meme flag... must be from Reddit.

>>136428785
Tomorrow

Tomorrow

6 months

>>136436334
Ok, 7 months.

>>136428785
In 13 hours.

>>136428785
he'll die tomorrow

>>136428785
Three weeks from now and he'll forget how to shit

>>136428900
>DAT THICCNESS