/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - BIOHAZARD BAG EDITION

>in custody
Damn, within 2min of listing.

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guess I'm early. Evening Roberts. Eventful Saturday?

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evening Roberts

>car vs store
>multiple injuries

>intoxicated male hit the complainant in the alley

holy shit this dispatcher sounds like she (he?) has been eating cigarettes since the Bush era

>something smoking from the manhole

>>136422954
most likely a pack a day since bush 1

>8 shots fired

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>EIGHT
>EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>he's not even going to fit in the tahoe
>we need the wagon

Sounds like we've got a fat one.

>...we need a wagon for that
>they want you to shut down a block party with several hundred people [laughing]

>"he's throwing bricks and bottles at her, he's on a bike"

>gunpoint robbery
>$800 in cash stolen

Not a drug dealer. No sir.

>20 people are fighting out front, mace is involved
>caller is concerned about the grandkids
>the midnight wagon is away
>10 people are drinking, selling drugs, partying

Sunday night CPD is delivering

>DOA

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>>136421201
God bless ya for keeping these threads alive OP. Anyone hear anything interesting tonight?

>>136424870
>robert singing with an open key
>biohazard bag full of liquid under a car
>the usual coonery

>don't know if it's a memorial or people assembling for retaliation

>found the victim in the apartment with a blood trail
>refused EMS

this freakin unchecked key

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What are the odds I wear this shirt at University of Illinois at Chicago?

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>>136426607
>tfw I live in Chicago

ama

Last night was kinda crazy. Evening Roberts

>>136426833
Do you think is there's any hope of redemption for Male Black?

Bump for max comfy.

>>136426935
Number one make is a fucking mess and does everything in his power to fuck everything, including himself, up.

>>136427248
*number one male

>someone put something smoking in the laundry trash

>girl passed out in urinal 159

>>136427248
Do you think Male Black would survive without Robert? I've heard BLM people calling for black neighborhoods to police themselves. Do you think that's a good idea?

>we got a guy with a butcher knife

>>136428293
Male Black would be utterly destroyed without the guiding presence of Robert, with crime and death at a near impossible rate. I too have heard that rhetoric from BLM; it is the only good idea they've ever had.

>male black
>16 years old
>stabbed in the abdomen

>beaner beating his kids

>>136426833
Welcome to the club, I'm in Mt. Greenwood, Robert's ancestral home and sacred grounds

>drag racing in the alley with people on the hoods of the cars

>shot in the left foot
>possibly shattered
>possibly needing amputation

>gunshot wound to what part of the body?
>the right butt

>car chase
>need somebody to block the kennedy

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Co mo ess tass, Robertos?

Just heard a spic complaining about Chicago's new soda tax in broken Spanish to the beaner behind the counter at the corner store. I know this ain't the place for this, but do the taco munchers really not realize that it's the liberals in charge that are after their tax dollars and it's a local tax? Trump has nothing to do with the plastic bag or sugar tax... fucking minorities. This is what I deal with living here.

>tfw this is studying to figure out which neighborhood to live in

>>136434371

River north, Lincoln park, bucktown/wicker. Make sure you've got the caps, smooth skin.

>>136434466
>Lincoln park

I'm in the trades, you think I can afford that shit?

>>136434563

Same as river north. Look at craigslist, you'll find something, or you'll just end up in Logan square, surrounded by grumpy beaners.

>>136435416

Eh, beaners don't bother me, and they have good food

>gunshot wound to the right calf
>stable is not a condition REEEEE

>>136426833
how can u live with such shitty taxes

>group of people attacking one girl in the street

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Anyone else wish the music defaulted to a real time option so we hear the same songs? It would add to cozy anonbro feels. Listening to urban warfare in the bunker before The Happening (soon approaching, autumn).

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Califag here, going to be moving to Chicago in a month or so
Parents are looking for places in Skokie, pls tell me the nog situation and just general dos and donts

>>136440934

You're fine, that's hardly even Chicago.

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>>136441165
what are the winters like? I start shaking below 60°