>connecticut
>existentialism
Right inna feels
Why is Iowa based? That's weird to me; then again, I've never been to Iowa. 'scool?
Daily reminder that the United States is British clay.
Pay taxes.
>>136413353
Can you blame them? They're next to Trudeau
>>136413047
>how to suicide
>>136413119
Same, fellow CTbro, also Maine
>>136413408
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
>>136413047
>california
pottery
>>136413047
if you're using that map as a reference washington and georgia look like the only friendly states.
>>136413047
Montana and New Hampshire are on the same page. Our states are more similar than we know.
>>136413047
North Dakota
>>136413624
You know damn well georgia was just googling for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
>Oregon
wtf
>>136413047
>what is love
baby don't hurt me
Mizzou christians trying to justify their degeneracy.
>>136413724
oops bama, kek
>>136413047
idaho
>>136413408
sure, right after you give us proportional representation in Parliament
>am I happy?
>>136413047
Indiana
>home of Mike"putting fags in body bags" Pence
>Inventor of the gas pump was a Hoosier
>low taxes
>we have actual anti gay laws
>legal for bakers to tell a couple of faggots that want to make a sodomite cake for them to fuck off
>all you need to buy a gun is ID
>we have nigger quarantine zones
>racism amongst white population is socially acceptable
>you can legally shoot any cop that intrudes your home without a warrant
>first state to MAGA on election night
>handed Trump the primary
>Indy 500
>muh corn
>muh euchre
>most racist midwestern state
>had the largest number of KKK members
>rural and suburban areas are white af
>>136413047
>Maine
>califagnia
>Oregon
Oh I'm laffin
>>136413047
>I want to die
Maine bros, talk to us, what's going on there?
Alaska. But stay the fuck out.
>>136413408
You legitimately lost two wars, talk like that will get your shitty little island turned into another Puerto Rico
>>136414031
lack of enough sunlight during winter
>>136413986
Well I know where I'm leaving illinois for. Good thing it's only next door
>>136413047
Only the leftist states are ones where people are looking to an hero.
>>136413047
Vudu is a streaming service Wyoming.
>>136413800
whereabouts in?
>why do I want to die?
probably because you live in california
>>136414601
This.
>>136413047
What is heaven like? Obviously.
>>136413047
>Virginia
Way to ruin the mood
>>136413376
Iowa here. We are damn patriotic. Steve king is also a white nationalist congressman
>>136414128
their shitty little island is already saudi arabia/pakistan
>>136414440
cdafag here
>california
>why do I want to die?
Beautiful.
>>136414053
This.
>>136413567
>>136413872
>>136414128
PAY TAXES.
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.
>>136413047
Michigan. We have peninsulas in peninsulas in peninsulas.
>>136416486
BITCH FUCK YOU AND YOU CAN TELL THAT TO KING GEORGE HIMSELF!
http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/
>>136416172
>62%
california: why do i want to die.
maine: i want to die
kek.
>>136416800
>Two entirely different climates yet both want to die.
Hmm.
>>136416785
rofl you sure showed me
>>136416486
Oh no I'm so scared
>>136416785
Still freer than you
is there anywhere with a nice coastline that's white?
>>136416800
California and Maine might as well be different countries
>>136413353
>Deep philosophical and religious questions people ask google
>Questions
I want to die?
>>136416800
Maine took the black pill. California is still bluepilled.
>>136413047
>Tfw Texan and have actually asked myself that.
>>136416659
RIGHT, YOU'VE BLOODY WELL ASKED FOR IT NOW
FOR KING AND COUNTRY!!!
>>136413376
No, it's terrible, never come here, stay far, far away and tell everyone you know or meet to stay away as well.
>>136414053
Alaska:
>no shitskins (stay out of Anchorage)
>Alaska natives mostly confined to their villages
>oil + mining jobs + tons of healthcare related jobs
>world class fishing, hunting, hiking, boating, skiing
>cleanest air & water
>no SJW's (again, stay out of Anchorage)
>Permanent Fund Dividend
Virginia
Over a dozen presidents born there. Historical a f.
Nice beaches. Great people aside from NoVA. Beautiful mountains.
>>136417268
LIBERTY OR DEATH
>>136413047
>Indiana
>when will the world end?
Hoosier reporting in. We don't ask this question because we're nihilists or because we're scared of it happening. We ask because we're ready as fuck and we're just trying to figure out how much longer we need to keep stocking up on ammo
>>136417346
Literally the most beautiful land in the entire western hemisphere.
>>136414053
What do you do for a living in Alaska?
>>136416875
Indeed I did. We're still 87% white.
>>136416877
THE KING'S WILL SHALL BE IMPOSED ON HIS COLONIES!!!
>>136416910
Give me a shout when you can buy Kinder Eggs mate :D
>>136413047
thanks for making this thread, friend!
california native here looking to spread California values to a new location
>>136413047
Virginia is the only state asking real questions we should be trying to solve, every other state sounds like pussy-ass-bitches
there seems to be something in the water of the Mississippi river, all the states bordering it are so retarded
>>136413047
>georgia
pure wholesome and top cute
Florida stinks; don't go there.
:^)
>>136415468
King is a worthless tool.
>California
>Maine
>New Mexico
>Virginia
Lmao
>>136417439
THE COLONIES ARE BRITISH TERRITORY, YOU SHALL SUBMIT TO THE RULE OF KING GEORGE!!!
>>136418030
When you can't even form a proper question, you most certainly should suicide.
>>136413047
confirms my views of california
I would say California but taxes are a bit too high so me and the senpai packed up the model x and are looking for a new place to spread are values
>>136417596
>What do you do for a living in Alaska?
We have a lot of military here; tons of military contractors (from cleaning toilets through mechanic jobs, construction etc)
- oil related jobs (drilling, transportation,heavy machinery operators)
- mining (same)
- tourist industry (cruise ships, accomodation, food & beverage, entertainment, tour guides)
- fishing & processing jobs (spring , summer & fall)
- TRANSPORTATION (Alaska is huuuge)
- retail (walmart, target, best buy, sams club, costco, Kroger, Safeway, Cabelas, Sportsmans Warehouse, Bass Pro etc etc)
>>136418064
BRING IT YOU DAMN REDCOAT!
>>136418287
>>136413408
>>136413986
I've seen this same post in state threads before. If you're the same anon, Heil Hoosiers. But don't forget...
>can't buy liquor on Sunday unless it's at a restaurant or brewery, etc.
>northwestern corner of the state is slowly becoming east Chicago
But, we're still winning bigly
>>136413986
Can confirm.
Although our housing prices are kinda high right now and raising but that might be because our unemployment is low as fuck. You can come here and make 15 dollars an hour with no skills. 13 is pretty easy too. I do not know why anybody is taking any jobs for less than 13 though.
>Alabama
>>136413047
Kansas and Oregon are looking up Islam for different reasons I believe.
> Give Californians their wish
>>136413047
lmao everyone in illinois is getting fucked in the ass by corruption and taxes so "why do bad things happen to good people" pretty much sums it up.
>>136418273
oh and let's not forget
>pic related
>>136416964
Michigan.
Tell me when you can buy a gun
>>136413408
Taxation is theft
>>136418273
I usually don't answer those questions because it's the same thing anyone else does in any other state. That one anon keeps asking if Alaska needs welders. The pipeline didn't weld itself.
>>136419118
If in Indiana, at walmart while buying groceries.
>>136417271
Absolutely this, Iowa sucks stay the fuck out.
>>136413047
Just how fucking bad is is living in Maine?
I always wanted to move there...I am now having second thoughts
>>136413047
punished texas
>>136419432
As a matter of fact, I am a certified welder in AK, the pay is good (~$20-25/hr start), but I chose to pursue a different career due to adverse effects of welding on one's health.
Pipefitters' union here is always hiring for apprenticeships.
>New Mexico
Sides launched into orbit
>>136419766
it's beautiful for nature but the community lives on bare minimum jobs and a very outdated infrastructure. You see so many houses and roads rundown as shit and a lot of areas don't even get internet.
>>136419766
>>136419766
DONT do it. My friend went for 4 years and he said he wanted to fucking off himself. It was horrible snow and cold, lack of work unless its making fucking frozen french fries.
>>136416231
Post falls reporting
>>136413986
Dont forgot highest number of meth labs and opioid overdoses.
> highest incest rate
>womens rights state
>public school are the parents of your children
>tax groceries
>worst vehicle laws
>police on every block
Literally worst state ive ever lived in.
Fuck you Hoosiers
>>136419040
Can confirm. But, there are a few coon corrals in certain cities like Kalamazoo and (obviously) Detroit.
Fun Michigan fact: Some niggers from Michigan refer to thier home state as "The Mitten." It is true that the state is mitten shaped, and human Michiganders often use their open hand as a map when explaining where places are. However, niggers use this term because they are horrible at pronouncing dipthongs and using spoken language in general
>>136418345
DELET THIS
>>136418493
We still had the largest empire to have ever existed in human history. Britain is the #1 in world history. And you never will be. :D
>>136419223
Yet you still pay taxes to the US government.
>>136420130
psh, i bet you're a cali-invader
>>136420104
>>136420121
JFC that sounds like a worse version of Arizona, but without the meth and wetbacks
>>136413047
Lmao Californians are literally on the verge of mass suicide. Thank you Trump
>>136419766
>Just how fucking bad is is living in Maine?
They always get butt hurt when you tell them to google the easternmost state.
>>136420321
oh they got tons of meth
>>136413047
>What religion is Donald and Melania Trump
Classic Oklahoma. Love this state.
>>136420373
Is there anywhere in this fucking shithole country I can go to that doesn't fucking suck, holy fucking shit
>>136413047
Motherfucking AZ, it's all Flagstaff's fault
>>136414053
>that handgun
i recognize that gun from /k/
>>136413047
Top kek
>>136417930
Behead those who insult Steve King
>>136413047
>California
>Why do i want to die
They know that what they promote is wrong
>>136420146
>highest incest rate
sauce please
>womens rights state
just barely
>public school are the parents of your children
only if you're a shitty parent or a nigger
>tax groceries
um, no we don't
>worst vehicle laws
such as?
>police on every block
only in nigger quarantine zones
Where are you now that's so much better?
>>136420858
I used to live in Illinois and the only reason for me to cross to border to Indiana was:
- driving to east coast
- the dunes
- Indy 500 & formula races
>>136418038
Why Virginia?
>>136420538
yeah this pretty much sums this place up
New York is full of latinos and negros so definitely not here.
>>136413986
If indiana had a bit proper attached to the atlantic id never move. A cop acame to my place looking to break up the party nextdoor. After i told him hed had the wrong spot i told him to back up off my land and he listened.
>>136413047
Oh wow, this is actually perfect.
>Nebraska
Look around you, you're already in hell.
>California
Because you suck. A lot.
>Texas
See California.
>Colorado
Fucking hippies.
>New Mexico
I mean, you live in a parking lot in the desert, I would want to suicide too.
>Utah
Sure is Mormon in here.
>Maine
lol
>>136413047
Massachusetts
>>136413408
No
>>136413530
^this
Maine
>>136417614
kinder eggs have been allowed for a long time, they sell them gas stations next to the shitty cigars
>>136424010
so who's the old guy trump moved out of the way?
>>136423879
only a foreigner would say something so asinine about massachusetts
>>136413047
>tfw MD
>>136424404
Compared to the Potus? Nobody. Some Euro Pm, this was at the g20.
>>136413986
truly the master race
>>136413047
>how to live forever
I think this sums up Jew York perfectly
>>136413047
>What is the best State
apathy
>>136413047
Pennsylvania. But stay the fuck out, we're full.
>>136413047
>Muhammad
That is just a made up word, maybe a name for someone, but it is just a word, not a phrase, nor a question.
Deep philosophical and religious questions my ass.
>>136413408
10/10 shitpost. Congratulations.
>>136416910
>can't pay for sex
>police state
>shit food standards
bahahaha ''''freedom''''
>>136413047
Jew York
>>136413047
FUCKING OREGON LMFOA
>>136413047
How the fuck is Illinois the only state asking a question of pure innocence?
>>136413047
California confirmed to be a liberal death cult.
I'm from jersey and no one has ever asked what the fuck Jainism is
>>136426050
oy vey! vat do you mean my shekels are useless in the afterlife!?
>>136413047
People from Virginia really like Back To the Future
>>136414053
>>136417346
fuck alaska they don't sell lottery tickets
>>136413047
Depends on what you're looking for.
For me I'd to be around literally no one and the closest to me a white person so...
Wyoming
Dakotas
Montana
>>136413408
>remains a country because we protected you from Germany TWICE
51st state when?
>>136419810
We're Cali 2.0.
>>136413766
Don't hurt me
>>136416486
>>136416659
>>136417268
>>136417439
>>136418064
>>136418287
>>136418345
>>136420169
>meanwhile on 1770s /pol/
>>136413047
Don't you dare call NYC and upstate NY the same state
>>136413047
>what is heaven like?
Cause PA is already perfect baby
>>136427337
Exactly
California
>>136420346
>Alaska is the westernmost and northernmost state. Maine is the easternmost. Hawai'i is the southernmost.
?
>>136413986
>highest number of kkk members.
So 6 of them?
>>136413408
but apparently not Ireland
Texas
>>136413746
Remove Oregon when
>>136427952
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semisopochnoi_Island
>>136413047
Once again Tennessee is obviously the best state. Not even close this time.
Minnesota and its periphery confirmed only Christian region of the USA, as if there was any doubt.
>>136414053
I'm relocating there just to spite you
>>136413047
Fellow Georgians, only god forgives.
>>136418030
>>136418202
I'm obviously not a native speaker, but how is "how to suicide" wrong? Sure it's uncommon but it doesn't appear to be wrong. The Merriam-Webster online dictionary even identifies it as a verb. Just because we use it ironically doesn't make it an error.
>>136416877
>mak 90
Get some better furniture.
>>136415468
>Steve king is also a white nationalist congressman
Who hasn't done anything for our state other than bring liberal hate and demands of more diversity. He took a comfy safe haven and put it in the firing range for no reason than to curry political favor with Missouri-influenced Confederate fags in his district. Now I see Mark Zuckerburg walking around Western Iowa trying to "understand" it and demands from Iowa City/Des Moines that NW Iowa "catch up" with them. Fuck Steve King, godless traitor.
>>136413986
>Implying Indiana doesn't wish it was Kentucky
Indiana isn't even 80% white
Don't mind me, just the absolute greatest state in the union passing through
>we won the election for trump
>>136417664
Consider suicide instead
>>136413353
Sheeit Maine
>>136413353
Please understand that we're adjacent to Quebec.
>>136413047
The best question in your pic comes from North Carolina for sure.
>>136413047
Fucking Vermont trying to become ninjas.
>>136413766
>>136427605
Haddaway confirmed Alabama's favorite son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILt5HZnPz5o
>>136413047
Southern states...
>Why does god hate me?
>Is masturbation a sin?
>How to suicide
I feel so sorry for you
>is masturbation a sin?
wat
>>136417268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MMd33uoecg
>>136427092
Nenana Ice Classic
>>136429330
A native English speaker would say "commit or attempt suicide." How to suicide sounds like a 4chan meme.
>>136413353
i used in live in maine and im pretty sure ive actually googled this before
>>136413567
The US had representation, and taxes were going down.
The tea party was bootleggers that had just been squeezed out of the market by low-tax tea.
The US creation myth is a lie.
>>136419766
I grew up there. its hell. You will regret it and your children will hate you
>>136429391
Who the fuck cares that liberals in Iowa hate Steve King, they can't do anything about it. White farmers will never vote for increased diversity and kings district loves him. He literally perfectly represents the average voter in rural Iowa. Calling for change is just another liberal shame tactic.
>>136430866
But that is the point. It is a 4chan meme but it is also proper English.
>>136416910
>Showing something from a supermarket that prices its goods in cents
>showing a voluntary tv licence in place of the US involuntary taxed public broadcasting
>living in a country where the law can force a mother to have her son circumcised
>living in a country where the police kill more than the entire UK homicide rate
>having had a nigger prsident
> being less than 80% white
>not having won a war for 60 years
>exporting cultural marxism to the world
congrats on your freedom i suppose
>>136431479
Think about when foreigners speak Portuguese. It probably sounds funny even if it is technically correct.
>>136428587
Remove Portland
>t. Native Southern Oregonian who hates Portland.
>>136413119
Lol California
>>136413047
CA: -Why do I want to die? -Look around mate, you're in Cali.
AK: -Who are these towelheads from Canada? What is sikhism?
NM, TX: -How to suicide? -Why does god hate me? Sucks to be a border state, holmes.
NE: -What is hell? Is it nicer than Nebraska?
SD: - Is shagging your sister a mortal sin?
>>136431503
lmao how would you even know what liberty looks like pussy?
There are no good states. America should be burned to the ground and all of it citizens should die.
>>136413606
Californian here..
please kill me.
>>136413567
HELL YEAH
USA
USA
USA
CO: -Heart chakra(?) ha ha, fucking stoner hipsters.
WY: -...(blank stare)... -Pls Wyoming, ask something spiritual, I has to has data, pls. -...vudu?
>>136425623
stop being privileged and be a little respectful to the very deep question this word means for people that have been slaved and still have chains preventing them from advancing into society (or really, take back what we took from them)
>>136413047
>my state
>sikhism
BASED
>>136427092
They're considering (but not seriously) changing that in a last ditch effort to un-bankrupt the state
>>136429330
suicide is an action, and actions require an actor to act. you can say "how to do something" but you can't say "how to something", because you as the actor have not acted. suicide, in this sentence, is 'something'- which is a noun, not a verb.
>>136433107
You sound like a (((Civic Nationalist))).
>>136431315
>White farmers will never vote for increased diversity
It's not the farmers I'm worried about, it's Tyson "employees" and suburbfags
MS: -Is god real?
AL: -What is love?
GA: -How to forgive?
Gotta love the Deep South.
Alaska
>>136433195
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>136433318
most-northern is most best, with the most gibs
>>136433397
I think Barrow is actually bigger than my county and i'm in the south kinda funny.
>>136425549
Moved to Cali from PA. God, do I wanna go back...
>>136433482
The county equivalent that Barrow is in is the size of Utah
>>136416785
I'd rather live in a 62% white country and have the 85% of those white people be right-wing along with gun and free speech rights than live in a 85% white country and have 50% of those white people be leftist cucks with no gun or free speech protections
>>136433575
I'm talking city of Barrow I live south of Juneau my borough is fairly small
>Connecticut
>existentialism
Highest iq state confirmed
Who knew
>>136413047
>ND
>Lutheran Church
Subtle.
>>136413047
>CO
>Heart chakra
yeah. that makes sense. At least it isn't depressing.
>>136425341
>how to live forever
Pic related
>>136433136
Look, I get it, it sounds retarded. But it is not incorrect, it is just an uncommon usage. It is a verb.
From Merriam-Webster:
>suicide
>verb sui·cide
>Definition of suicide
>suicided; suiciding
>intransitive verb
>: to commit suicide
>transitive verb
>: to put (oneself) to death
My state of mind even though I've been shadow banned across the board for speaking about it
>>136433136
>burger education
Verbing nouns is a distinguishing feature of American English
I can confirm. As somebody who lives in CA.
>why do I want to die?
I guess I'm not alone.
>>136431785
I hate Portland too. I'm from Portland.
>>136413047
California's is fucking hilarious
>>136413047
>What religion is Donald and meliania Trump?
Be honest, do people on your board genuinely believe Trump is Christian?
More importantly, do you think he's more Christian than obama and Hillary who are actually Christian?( I actually think obama is secular and only says he's Christian to appease the masses)
>>136435027
Trump isn't a complete Christian but he is by far more Christian compared to Hillary and Obama without a doubt. Those two are beyond fucked in the head.
>>136435138
Are you fucking serious? Please provide one shred of evidence supporting that. Has Trump ever talked about Christianity at all prior to the election?
>>136413047
>Oregon
>Muhammed
can we please nuke Oregon already?
>Florida
Damn...
>>136417258
>>136435427
What about Kansas?
>>136413047
kentucky
>>136435538
And Kentucky?
>>136413047
Wow, the deep south has the most humble questions.
>>136420472
hawaii
>>136413047
North Carolina asked the best question
>>136413047
>>136435695
Kentucky is just being curious.
>>136435379
>>136435138
>>136435027
I'm sure he believes in God in a very broad sense like many people do, especially in his age bracket, but I don't think he's 'religious'
>>136417403
Virginia is underrated
>t. vafag
>>136413047
People don't realize Georgia is the greatest state out of all 50
>How to forgive?
>>136413047
OP image is total bullshit.
All articles about this topic are total bullshit.
How do I know? Because NONE OF THEM SAY THE SAME THING.
https://thoughtcatalog.com/marisa-donnelly/2017/06/heres-the-most-googled-question-for-each-of-the-50-states-warning-it-gets-deep/
>>136413872
>Tfw if we now had proportional representation in parliament the UK would be an American vassal state.
>>136417665
Top kek.
>>136413408
Come get 'em, faggot.
>>136431121
Want to site some source there Brit bong or did you read that in the Quran?
>>136413684
I would cast a second vote for montana. But I am stuck in the mentally ill homosexual communist nigger worshipping jewish oligarchy of the bay area so what do I know
>>136417665
Because you're from Texas.
>>136413047
>how to suicide
lmao at buffalo niggers
>>136435427
>Waking up to the Muslim question
>Not a good thing
>>136418030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
>>136420329
it's not just the lefties.
it's us savage right wingers too lol
this place is the frontline soon the be a fuckin warzone
>>136420416
ya. you guys kick ass. stay red.
>>136420490
when did godless mormons get into palm reading?
>>136413047
Puerto Rico is the best state.
>>136420616
no, us right wingers are so fed up we are ready to die, but will take a shitload of commies down with us.
it's a real feel.
>>136428945
mn protestants prove how cucked they are every chance they get. did the cold make you beg for latin rubio heat?
>jew york
>"how to live forever"
what a surprise
>>136413047
these phony ass google search ranking maps are cherry picked and based on increasingly spurious criteria
>>136414053
i thought you'd show your dick
>>136413047
I keep reading Lutheran church as leprechaun church and laughing like a mad man
>>136431121
WE WANT OUR TEA CHEEP!
AND WE DON'T WANT TO BE PENALIZED FOR BUYING FOREIGN!
>>136418064
YET WE OWE NO ALLEGIANCE, WE BOW TO NO THRONE,
OUR RULER IS LAW AND THE LAW IS OUR OWN;
OUR LEADERS THEMSELVES ARE OUR OWN FELLOW-MEN,
WHO CAN HANDLE THE SWORD, OR THE SCYTHE, OR THE PEN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KcJTP8nW8
>>136413986
Kentucky was the first state to go for Trump on election night. It's my home state too.
>>136413047
Once you get passed all the nigger areas, Louisiana is pretty based. Of course up north are the whitest states, but I live in the suburbs and my area is around 80-90% white.
There was some dude with a fucking microphone talking about jews. A bunch of people were behind him and supporting him. The absolute madman. And surprisingly white nationalism is popular here. There are a surprising number of David Duke supporters here. And no they are not rednecks. I would know. I love my state!
>>136416486
Fuck you dad!
haha I love my state
>>136413746
Oregon may have finally surpassed California as the most grad inside of ass, oblivious to everything around them state. I used to think living in gresham was shit, but it sure beats the shit out of living in portland; at least for now.
>>136413047
Pennsylvania
>>136425549
Gonna permanently move here from jew york and I'm a spic :^)
>>136413047
I can see the small group bible lessons in Alabama, Georga, and Tennessee.
Who else /christian/ here lol
>Kansas
>Koran
wtf did they mean by this?