Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

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>>136405797
What the flying fuck?

>>136405797
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4765134/Chilling-Black-Death-advert-kidnapped-British-model.html

Wow. She would have ended up in an Arabs torture/sex dungeon like Maddie mcCann

what's the deal with this RightlySo fella?

does he just sit on Brit/pol/ all day?

>>136405797
I wish I was rich. Just for one fucking week.
>yfw billionaires are having models kidnapped so they can murder them for fun

Why even live?

>>136407436
He sits on cock all day

>>136405453
What did you have for dinner Rightly?

>>136407436
yes. that, and call lbc.

Fellow Brit/pol/s what do you think about our army? Is it cucked or the last bastion of hope?

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>>136407436

>>136405836
What happened to the bill of one hundred gorillion?
I mean, anything is too much really, but I'd settle for 36 tbqh

>>136408052
What did you have for dinner Steerpike?

>>136407981
it gotta better since eddie ran away

>>136408155
Chookie breest

>>136405836
>"Revolt over £36bn EU Divorce"

>"It's not enough!" -says leading Labour frontbencher

>>136408052
Still about 514 quid for every man woman and child in the country.

>>136408052
i dont have a good concept if money is 36 billion gonna be a damage to our country or will its be fairly easy to pay off

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>>136407436
>>136407579
>>136407737
YOU ARE FEEDING HIS AUTISM by acknowledging his cringey tripcode larping existence
just don't reply

>Sex pest
I love this phrase.

>>136405453
Anyone know whatever happened to Ladam Wallace?

>>136408263
Kek
>>136408313
Does that include the illegals?

>>136408402
I'd accept "Bukkake addict" but both roll off the tongue

>>136405511
How was she the victim, when the victim supposedly had a two year old kid? She doesn't have any kids.

>>136408241
With banes?

>>136408506
I'm not totally sure what the non-illegal population is.

>>136408744
What did you have for dinner?

>>136407981
SAS best sf desu

>>136408653
Green banes

>>136408313
Only 56% of UK adults paid any tax in 2016

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>>136408653

>>136408960

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When did the British political class completely lose it's fucking mind and all it'd nerve?

Did WW2 really have that big an effect on our political atmosphere, or was it earlier than that?

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>>136409129
>'menfowk's lavatries'
>'womenfowk's lavatries'

>>136408744
Why do you absolutely refuse to speak about what you had for dinner?

>>136409555
Lost its nerve after Suez (possible exception of Thatcher)
Lost its mind in the 90's

>>136409555
Grammar schools etc

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>>136410340
>Exception of Thatcher

Are you kidding me? Thatcher was a huge part of the 100 years or so of terrible governance that destroyed this country. Her handling of the labour unions castrated UK manufacturing, and her submission to the EU subjugated us to the krauts.

Eddie got bullied today, it was a pathetic sight.

>>136410700
I'm not saying she was based or anything. Just that she had more nerve than most other post-war politicians.

>>136411390
Yeah, sure lot of nerve to kiss EU boot, and to kill our manufacturing.

>>136405453
Reminder that you're not British if you haven't changed your browser spell-checker settings to British (Real) English

>>136411574
Mine are more akin to ham. If we rub them together we can pretend it's a sandwich.

>>136411297
Eddie sent DanTheMan to the trip graveyard by BTFOing him so hard, he won't show his face here again

>>136411574
>>136411720
Some cracking Ids tonight lads.

>>136407436
>IRL the pain and torment of his family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy4Zqt5Mi-c
eternally relevant

>>136411755
Ali from england. Takbir.

Accidentally just named some cunts cat Hitler.

>>2449777

>>136413729
>>>/an/2449777

>>136413442
>GET FUCKED DAD, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

>>136413621
You're him

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>>136411748
Kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>>136413825
>>136413442
Class that.
As a suggestion in the comments, on radio 4 as some one off play or series, this would be jokes.
Why did he record it
>Plusnet!

>tfw NEET life would be a sitcom shown on the BASED days of old BBC3

Incidentally, can we discuss what to do in the Louie situation? Is anyone to blame?

>>136413056
Don't talk shit about my ID Engbe

Also

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4765242/Diane-Abbott-claims-Venezuelan-elections-better-UK-s.html#comments

>In this edition of "Diane says the Darndest things"

>>136413454
>I never done it I only said I done it
BBC3: Ruined forever.

Is Morning Star the only newspaper worth a shit in UK?

>>136414344
>Stay yoke nigga.

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POST JEWTUBE CHANNEL DEMOGRAPHICS
>pic related

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>>136414472
Fuck off Jeremy

>>136407436
He's the trip we don't deserve.

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https://youtu.be/nJypWGJ654U

>>136413442
What is this?

>>136415019
Did he mention our little meet up?

I'm getting the feeling that he changed his mind.

>>136413442
I didn't know Louis Theroux was a NEET before he became a successful documentary presenter. Is this why he was so awkward with that girl at the whorehouse?

>>136414794
I guess Financial Times is talking about important matters too?

>>136415171
Meetup? Did you guys actually plan one?

>>136415171
Are you two going dogging again?

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https://youtu.be/mK00jJQaZUw

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>>136415385
Oh. I remember. No it's pic related.

>>136415171
You two agreed to meet up and have a fight. You're a girl though.

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>>136415385
See pic

>>136415399
Yes.

>>136415565
?

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>>136415565
>The cunt and the fat.

>>136413442
lmao calling 999 is only going to get you a response from the telecom company saying the number has been disconnected or no longer in service,

>>136413442
this is so fucking disturbing. christ.

>>136413768
wait wtf there's an animal board?

is this shit new?

>>136415687
Come on Rightly, don't let Preusse win without a fight.

>>136413442
moar of Rightly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

>>136416045
Well at first he pretended to agree to come (lots of memes, didn't sound very serious about it) then he agreed which appeared to be more sincere and we discussed the date and transport and all was well until I memed him a little bit a few hours later and he pretty much stopped talking to me, he's pretty much avoiding me now.

>>136415922
I only found it a few months back when I figured there must be a good place to ask a question about my pet fish. Lo and behold...

They're reasonably close friends with /k/ which in theory is my home board.

>>136415687
What did you have for dinner today?

>>136416251
I thought joot talked about this when he left and how he was nervous about making it because of the animalfucking

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Milk Cat 1

>>136416276
Chicken, rice, sauce, veggies.

Don't usually follow standard recipes, or go for the more known dishes, I just make what I like and what fits my macros for lack of a shorter explanation, not that I count macros.

>>136413442
>>136413825

They should show these to kids in high school at the same time they do the 'drug horror story' videos. So disturbing that it might scare a few straight.

>>136416343
It's not exactly a fast board but I've never seen anything even close to that on there. They seem like pretty nice folks. The horse and fish threads are decent.

I also rather like the speculative evolution and other weirdness that goes on. Usually check on them about once a week, especially since /tg/ crashed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9CMjDRUpM

>>136416497
That sounds great. Rightly So would not answer when I asked him what he had for dinner, so I want you to win the fight now.

>>136416251
>bong on /k/
Gotta show off those .177's am I right?

>>136416676
Cheers mate, did you have anything specially yourself?

>>136416676
>>136416971
special*

>>136416705
>enjoy military history
>hasgun (singular)
>was in army
>now in the reserves

I get you're being a contrarian cunt as usual but fuck off.

>>136416971
>inb4 no I'm a dumb britbong and have shitty guns

>>136416971
I made potato and red onion salad with chopped spinach, which I had with grilled tomatoes and grilled salmon steak.

>>136416527
What did you have for dinner Colonial Scum?

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>>136417053
Who hurt you mate?

I too visit /k/, it's much better than /out/.

>tfw legally can own a semi auto mp40 replica but only in .22
No fun allowed: the island.

>>136417312
Do please keep this up. It's just banal enough to work.

Hello lads.

>>136417163
Nice. I mostly cook Italian because it's pretty easy. Last night I made myself pasta with an oil based sauce comprising of italian sausage, onion, garlic, herbs, cannellini and tomato. Good stuff, cheap too.

>>136417464
Meant for
>>136417312
too.

>>136417396
No one. I'm just not your biggest fan. I now discover I may be interacting with you on /k/ too.

Still. At least we can have shotguns I suppose. I am waiting on my pump action coming to the gunshop. It will ostensibly be used for clays like my over and under but honestly I'm just going to finger fuck it while drunk.

>>136417464
That sounds excellent.

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>>136417649
If you were you'd know, I pretty much never take my trip off unless I'm posting something that might get me doxxed.

And we can own semi autos, it's just that we can only own them in .22.

>>136417405
What about your dinner, Anon? What did you have then.

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>>136417649
>>136417819
That being said though, no matter which hobby you get into, whether it's cars, guns or whatever, you can never enjoy it to the fullest within the extents of the law, especially on this little island.

A question for the gun owners: how do you resist the temptation to shoot yourselves? I would like to buy a rifle, and I anticipate that as a big problem.

>>136418165
I grew out of stupid shit like that years ago.

>>136417819
I'm very much aware. My day job regularly takes in interaction with UK firearms regulation. I do however sorely wish they were a bit more lax in some respects. I actually like a lot of our system but would like handguns back. I know the fats will laugh but I happy that Jamal and achmed have to put a little effort into getting a gun here but anyone with reasonably decent life skills can get one.

>>136417858
I had pizza.

Made the dough yesterday. Sauce made from tomatoes I grew in the garden, cheese by Tesco, herbs from herb garden and pepperoni from a pepperoni tree. Jalapenos from my mates greenhouse.

>>136418312
How old are you? I'm 36 now. Will I grow out of it? I wouldn't consider anyone shooting themselves in current times "stupid shit," though. The urge to do that is a natural reaction to the direction the western world is taking. It's quite a smart thing to do.

>>136418421
I agree that guns shouldn't be that easy to acquire but the other regulations are a bit too much, also just going shooting here is more of hassle than it should be.

>>136418558
That sounds lovely, so it does. But pepperoni doesn't grow on trees any more, Anon. Where did you really get it?

>>136418676
>I agree that guns shouldn't be that easy to acquire

Traitor.

>>136418676
I'm a bit further north of you so it's not too bad here. The farmers are pretty happy that I remove things. The issue I do find is the level of fudd in our gun culture.

>>136418781
I usually, when it's out of pepperoni growing season, get it from Tesco as well.

>>136418676
Do you prefer Gavins or nuclear battleships?

>>136417711
Thanks. Italian really is the best way to go if you want to learn cooking. You can spend a year and hundreds of dollars perfecting something like a beef wellington, or you can learn a pastas on the cheap and everything thinks you're a great cook because of the fancy names, despite the fact that all you do is bung everything into one pan.

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Fiiiiiiiiiiiight

>>136419298
Hi Kevin from Rugby. What did you have for dinner today? You can tell us. It's perfectly safe.

>>136419415
learn a couple*

and everyone* thinks

Fuck me, my sentences are atrocious today.

>>136419514
Here. Right. I you pick a fight with one of the other triplords can we club together and fly you over?

Lmao, what sent Terry over the edge?

He's gone crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcYMSaC3zDo

>>136419663
*if you

Your colonial illiteracy is contagious.

I think he's been over the edge for quite some time now.

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>a literal stick

>>136419663
If I had to fight someone it would be Eddie, he's the wrong kind of blackpilled.

>>136419744
>>136419671

>>136419671
Unrequited love for Dianna Cowern and trolls from the Chans. He's been drinking non-stop for about 3 weeks. His schizophrenia also flared up quite badly beforehand and he's off his medication again.

>>136419984
Which one of his personalities are you?

>>136418622
Much younger than you.

You need to improve your life somehow, give yourself a reason to live or atleast find a hobby, something you can enjoy and you'll find yourself living just for that temporary escape that your hobby gives you.

Besides what's the point in killing yourself now? You can kill yourself whenever you want so why not save that 'lifeline' for later, for if or when you really need it? We could theorise and discuss whatever may happen after you die or if things will get better for hours but that still won't affect much, whatever may happen after you die will still happen whether you die now or 30 years from now so why not ride it out for now? You do only get one shot at life so why give up now if you really don't need to? Sure if you had a terminal disease or lost your legs or something along those lines happened to you then I'd say do it.

And if you are planning to take your life away then there's no need to think within the limits of the law when you're looking for something to do that you may enjoy, if you're going to kill yourself then might as well do something you might've thought about doing before but never followed through because you were afraid of the consequences.

>>136419415
I will try this, Colonial Scum. Thanks.

If you're looking for some genuine British mentals try David Shayler, he got in big trouble back in the 90s I think, he worked for MI5 and leaked information about assassination operations, now he's been getting progressively more insane.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheChristTV

>>136419909
I'd fight Rightly So because he just completely ignores me when I ask him what he had for dinner, which is very rude.

>>136420156
Go for it. I unironically got started by watching Gordon Ramsey shorts on youtube:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tem62TM3Rg

>>136419909
>>136420285
I'd deck you all, trips, anonymongs, you're all the same to me.

>>136419984
Poor guy man.

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How come "THE BANKERS THE BONUSES" isn't a talked about issue anymore?

>>136405453
lol a bunch of countries that aren't the USA circle jerk about how they will never use nuclear bombs again even though most of them can't.

Listen up, what should really terrify you about the USA is we aren't really a democracy. And no matter how much we do or don't like it, the US government can and will use nukes again under either of 2 conditions.
1. If we are already under attack and have nothing to lose, then the world gets to be a glass wasteland.
2. If it's the lowest cost in lives to defeat an enemy to make critical strikes against a powerful enemy.

We have nuclear armed subs circling the globe all the time. We flew bombers around the soviet Union boarders 24/7 for decades. We have silos in 70 countries with ICBM's and 24/7 crews that do nothing but wait for an order to launch them.

You better believe we're both prepared to use them and will. Protest all you like, nukes are happening again if there's open war.

Now fast forward to the race issue. If we have a race war, then we're going to be attacked by enemies. We'll certainly need nukes during that crisis. Diversity will lead to Nuclear weapons use eventually. So fun thing, the countries circle jerking about "Never Again" also advocate for the one thing that will almost certainly cause it.

It would seem that humans aren't terribly good at making 4th order consequence predictions.

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Reminder that the flag of St David is Wales' true flag, and the dragon flag is nothing more than a Satanic symbol.

>>136419671

He needs locking up.

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>>136420476

>>136420740
No he doesn't, he's fine.

>>136421034

He kicked his dog, anon. That doesn't sound like fine to me.

>>136420138
Thanks, for the advice Preusse That's very sweet of you, young lady. Could you do me a favour, though? Could you ask Rightly what he had for dinner today, please? It's an experiment. See if he answers you.

>>136421117
He killed his pet bird as well. 47 year old virgins with schizophrenia get upset sometimes. He'll be fine.

>>136421223
He's been ignoring me for a while.

>>136421544
Perhaps you could try the experiment anyway?

>>136421732
I'd rather not know, last time I asked what he was stuffing down his throat was too graphic and I'd rather not hear about it again.

>>136421544
Post your tits Preusse and maybe his thirst will get the better of him.

>>136406447
If you read local news there's been loads of separate reports of people trying to lure kids and teens and women in to cars or snatch them off the streets but it hasn't made a dent in the main news . Government funded people trafficking is really something

>>136421544
Joking aside - if you actually want to do the fight then that's fine, but understand that since the current arrangement is that I would be travelling across the country, then to some rural area I'm unfamiliar with, and in the dark, it's not such a grabbing prospect for me.

>>136421960
There was some channel 4 documentary about missing people a while back, it's scary the amount of people who just disappear from the public without it even making the news.

>>136415922
You'll like it it's a mellow resting place when /pol/ is slow

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Top Kek

>>136422223
Can I be the one who puts the towel on your shoulders and rubs them and pours water all over your face in between the rounds while I give you motivational talk?

We are descending into qliphoth lads.

>>136422223
Nothing's stopping you from coming a day early and checking the place out yourself before if you want to get crafty.

Besides, what did you think it was going to be? A regulated and refeered sparring session?

C'mon pussy boy.

>>136422632
>>136422223
Somebody record it and put it on YouTube for us all to laugh at.

>>136422363
When you think back to the dutroux scandal in Belgium too it does make you wonder

Has anyone else read Michael Marshall Smith's books about this stuff? The straw men serirs

>>136422429
Also I should've mentioned this earlier but I'm not sure as to why you're running your little experiment, I've already said months ago that if there is something to discuss then I'll talk about it but if someone challenges me to a shitposting duel then I will more often than not take them up on that offer.

There is no experiment to be had by asking about dinners and suicide.

>>136422223
I think we all know there would be no fight anyway. You two would awkwardly sit in a local pub all night or something, and would agree to come up with some ridiculous story about why it didn't happen so that both of you could save face on here.
No offense intended, but come on lads.

>>136422632
Why don't you come down here? What's the matter, car won't start?

>>136422632
By making him travel all that way you put him at a disadvantage which I find unfair considering his circumstances. You should meet halfway, not that either of you would actually turn up.

>>136422689
>p-p-please somebody record the almighty Preuße because I'm too much of a pussy to show up
Thanks.

>>136422917
let me spit on your nipples

>>136422828
What about a battle of wits instead? A brit/pol/ version of countdown, commentated by yours truly?

>>136422917
Why are you two fighting in the first place?

>>136423129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jp5OCV3E28

>>136422817
Square go wee man

>>136422828
It was you who said "I want to go to the meetup with you there so I can knock the shit out of you and fuck your car up. I will destroy you." so if you're going to throw out threats like that then surely you're prepared to travel, no?

All bark, no bite?

>>136422896
I'm not making him do anything, it was his call, now I'll admit I'd hate for him to back out of this but seeing how hard he's trying to worm his way out of this I don't think there is any other way it can go.

Besides, tight schedule, like I mentioned before any talks of a fight, earliest I can travel any real distance is next year.

Help /tv/ has gone all pickle with music and a pickle cursor

HELP

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>>136423236
Little man wanted to get cheeky.

>>136423317
That was in response to some kind of meetup up north though wasn't it? All I'm saying is if you want to actually do this you can't everything so it's convenient for you.

>>136423478
>>136423317


You two should give eachothe3r a good bumming

Up the bum

With your willys

>>136423478
I've mentioned how busy I am before you started getting cheeky though, so you knew before you even started anything that I can't travel for a while, what's your point?

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>>136416662

>>136423478
If you tell me what you had for dinner, I'll take care of Preusse for you. All you have to do is tell me what I need to know and I'll beat her up.

>>136423608
Your schedule is so busy that you can't even afford to meet earlier on in the day and only in some rural boat yard? You're lying, you're narrowing the goalposts so much so that any inevitable request to make it more convenient you'll just reply that I'm trying to worm my self out of it.

>>136423608
Sounds like a bit of a weak excuse to be honest.

>>136423810
It doesn't have to be in a boatyard but you're fucked in the head if you think we're doing this in the city you mong, the boatyard is my go to location but that can be changed if you want, the date's fine and the time could be changed but again, why would we do this during broad daylight? Scared of the dark? We've talked about it being at night before and my points still stand. Your only reason for wanting to do it during the day is because you're an utter pussy.

>>136423821
Square go ya wee fanny

>>136422816
>There is no experiment to be had by asking about dinners

But that's where you're wrong!

>>136424151
Not because I'm scared of the dark, because It will probably take me about 6 hours to get back home.

>>136424151

Why ya meeting in a boat yard, are ya gonna have a fist fight?

>>136424276
You're can always get a room or camp out in the woods, why the fuck are you coming to me with all these you non problems? Sort it out yourself you little fucking slimy rat and stop trying to weasel out of this.

>>136424276
>>136424151
Can we not just broker a peace and put this childish nonsense to bed. So I don't have to keep hearing about it every morning. Christ, I need a job.

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>yfw it turns out this whole thing is some deranged long con by YKTD who has developed two fake trips, Rightly and Preusse, over months to build up to his grand reveal on the night of the 'fight'.

>>136424531
No.

He either gives up his trip or show's up, that's what the terms were.

>>136424612
>implying YKTD isn't one of my old trips that I've outsourced to Wales years ago
Step up

Can anyone imagine Rightly So fighting a Scottish lady after dark in some remote boatyard for essentially no reason at all? It's madness. What will they both have for dinner?

>>136424731
Your mum's piehole

>>136424514
I'm not paying 250+ quid to do this.

>>136424812
You knew you're poor and that you're a public transport fag before you started this, why the fuck are you coming to me with all these you non problems? Sort it out yourself you little fucking slimy rat and stop trying to weasel out of this.

>>136424768
Don't bite off more than you can chew young lady or I'll forcefully sodomise you and cum on your feet.

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>>136425011

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>tripfags are fighting

it all comes tumbling down

>>136424945
If you want to do this then you will have to travel half way, somewhere like newcastle, also between 1200 and 1500.

In other news I have a good amount of free time tonight so I'll be working on the website I was talking about the other day. I've got a new, better theme for the site which I'll get up and running, then I'll make some social media accounts and fill in contact information etc.

That'll probably do me for tonight, but after that I'll figure out the best way of handling contributions. Right now I'm thinking I'll allow anyone on here to make a writers account, but until they have proven themselves to be trustworthy (i.e. not posting anything that will get the site taken down for hate speech or incitement) anything they write will have to be approved by me or other members of the leadership team.

>>136425365
Is that why you agreed to the original terms? Balmaha boatyard, 6pm? Sure we could probably reschedule this for next year if you want for it to happen in England but it is not happening during the day you massive faggot, although this can only happen once you honour the terms you agreed to which included you giving up your trip if you don't show for the date we already set you slimy fucking rat, an admission of being an utter pussy would go a long way too.

>>136425634
>which included you giving up your trip

But I didn't agree to that, now you're just lying.

>>136424812
>>136424945

Can we PLEASE do a pre-fight podcast? Who's Connor and who's Mayweather?

>>136425365
You would be back in time for dinner, that way.

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>>136425707
To which you didn't object and rolled with.

>inb4 hurr but I technically didn't agree
This isn't a fucking courtroom you slimy fucking rat. If you didn't like the terms you should've said something then not wait to bitch about it a few days after it's been agreed on.

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>>136409555
Death of family faith nation brotherhood, all because of Jews

>>136425976
You spew so much shit that it's impossible to make a reply to all of it.

>>136425365
>Newcastle
ooh I can watch. Please do that

>>136426237
I'll come as well!

>>136426048
Why don't you just say you aren't going to go and put and end to this.

>>136426307
On reasonable terms I will.

>>136426307
Preusse will be even more obnoxious than now if he does.

Some chill Latin Jazz for late pleasure lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFpCALtVUcE

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>>136426048
Surely you would've mentioned something if that bothered you so much, you bothered to reply to my shitposts aimed at anonymongs but didn't bother to reply to a part of our terms? Right.

>>136426343
On the terms you agreed to.

At these times threads aren't moving fast, there aren't alot of posts, and to top it all off you spend your entire nights and usually mornings on here so you literally have no excuse.

>>136426392
You know it.

Ooo! The new episode of Twin Peaks is out.

>>136426855
At least you're self aware.

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Guess it's that time of the day again. Being antipodean isn't all it's cut out to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

>>136428017
As I travel this lonely gangster road
Just me and my negro

>>136428230
Don't you have work this morning?

>>136428661
Not in the morning's , I usually wake up about 12 so, although saying that I really should get to bed.

>work
Not a wagie though, don't get it twisted.

Night

>>136428780
Night Love.

>>136428925
Only us two left it seems. No work for me today, or ever again. I'm a NEET.

>>136429145
Maybe you should consider tripfagging. We're running low on trips I've noticed, loads left around April.
How'd you get in your situation?

>>136429291
Nah I don't want to do that. I'd argue that there's too many, anyway.

I worked for many years and then I went insane, or should I say I went more insane than usual. I get NEETbux now. I'm never going back to work. What about you?

Come to post here during my break and you're all up each other's arses, fuck this gay life

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>>136428017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

>>136429640
I'm still a young one, I go to university and do part time work for a bit of money. Things are going fairly well for me, I've got pretty good prospects and a non-degenerate gf who wants to have kids in the near-ish future so things could certainly be worse.

Anyway, I'm off to a lecture now so I'll catch you around.

>>136429734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPjk2nYiY0Q

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

>>136429905
Move to Australia and live with me. What do you have to lose?

>>136429994
My family.

>>136429905
Right if I go out on Saturday and attempt to chat up the local lasses bearing in mind I'm an autist wild you do the same?

>>136430258
Probably not to be honest, good luck if you choose to though.

Pretty far down the rabbit hole of radical feminist subreddits atm lads

>>136429899
Good for you, lad. Well done. See you later.

>>136430314
Why not go and bang a prostitute tonight? It's a bit degenerate but at least you'll no longer be a virgin, and it'll probably be fun.

>>136430907
Pretty tempting actually. I have enough money, but i'm saving up for a new desktop computer. Are you a virgin?

>>136430907
Knowing me it would be a rather awkward ordeal but probably a funny little story to tell the grandkids

>>136430962
It's something that you can do to change your situation a bit in a very short amount of time.

I'm not a virgin, no. I was a popular and successful normie once upon a time. I've had quite a few girlfriends and random sexual encounters over the years. Not any more, though. That's all finished now.

>>136431192
Try it. I bet you want be half as awkward as some of the punters they fuck.

>>136431403
won't be*

I think I need to take a break from this place. I'll be back soon.

Morning, is Britain saved yet?

>>136431458
The new desktop can wait. Good luck, lad.

>>136431529
Are you the real Eddie or the imposter?

>>136431529
Yep, it is. Someone posted a picture of a frog so everything is going to be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4itIBCMTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4itIBCMTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4itIBCMTM

Who am I kidding I can't keep my self away from this place.

>>136431876
No offence but maybe you should try a bit harder. It might do you some good. It's quiet. No happenings. Now's a good time.

https://youtu.be/K87FipjKGmo

https://youtu.be/K87FipjKGmo

https://youtu.be/K87FipjKGmo

Work in an hour lads. Shoot me.

>>136432718
I'm so sorry. What do you do?

>>136432396
What did you have for dinner last night Edward?

>>136432924
Front of house in a cafe. It's a pain in the fucking arse serving customers all day. At least I go home at 2 or 3 pm, but still. It's a cheeky suicide for me once I have to get out of bed (15 minutes)

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bump

FUCKING KILL ME

>>136405453
>The socialist newspaper is actually called the "morning star"

fucking hell bongs, they're not even afraid over there anymore, are they?

Guys, at work my manager kinda wants me, I've been buttering her up ect when I want some overtime or a night off. But my question to you all is, if I get called to the office for a "meeting" do I go bone her? And if so do I give her the best boning she had ever had? (I'm 26 and she is 55)

>>136405453
Anyone have the picture of the British police officer surrounded by ethnics?

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we weren't asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

>>136434698
Do it, so long as she isn't married.

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>>136437218
i never mess with married women. not a home wrecker.
i'd have to get around the power dynamic aswell, could be fun.

>>136437218
Quit dodging me you faglord

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>>136437589
>tfw I'm black again
Finally.

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>>136437589

>TRUE CONSERVATIVE IS NEVER COMING BACK

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>>136437589
>tfw no Designated Leftist

>>136437929
Quit dodging me you slimy rat, fat fuck.

>>136438009

>>136426343

>>136438075
On terms you agreed to. >>136426343

>>136438075
>>136438297
Meant >>136426855

>>136438326
When I do destroy you it will be closer to home, somewhere like Newcastle, that is if your terrible car will make the journey, or even start.

>>136438434
>n-no I-I won't s-show up despite agreeing to do so
>When I do destroy
What's going through his mind?

>>136437646
Are you sure you put the correct fuel in your car Pube?

>>136438537
I didn't pull out of the fight, I just want reasonable terms for it. Don't you have an appointment at the bariatric ward to be getting to?

>>136438663
>I just want reasonable terms for it
You have the terms that you agreed to you slimy fucking rat.

>>136438538
Yes, it was converted to run on the shattered hopes and dreams of dead tripfags, it's running perfectly so far.

>>136439501
Somewhere near Newcastle. Near mid day. Take it or leave it, if you want to abandon like a pansy be my guest.

>>136439624
Carlisle.
Still at night.
Might have to delay the date a bit though although not 100% on it.

Final offer for you to keep what's left of your dignity, for now atleast.

>if you want to abandon
Says the kid backing out of the terms he agreed to.

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>spend £1/4m on car
>put wrong fuel in it
https://youtu.be/tjUOtYUC7CI

[spoiler]utter state of sleepy triplords[/spoiler]

>>136439775
>spend £1/4m on car
£600,000, and it was in some fucking state too.

In it's current state valued at just over £1.2m.

AMA

>>136439755
If you're not going to be reasonable then there is no helping you.

>>136439882
How is that not reasonable?

Quit fucking larping you homo, shit like this doesn't happen during the day, much less when it's light out, 6pm was fucking pushing it.

Pussy.

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>>136439866
Why didn't you take better care of it? Was you dad pissed that you wasted his money like that? Do you wish you got a KIA in retrospect?

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>>136439775
;_;

t. /o/

>>136440134
>How is that not reasonable?
I have explained many times. If only your ability to over eat was as good as your reading comprehension.

>>136440210
But I take great care of it, the car is mine and it was paid for by my money.

>Do you wish you got a KIA in retrospect?
No, I'm alive and well.

>>136440485
>b-b-but why won't you take the fact that mummy won't allow me stay out past 9pm into consideration
Talk about being unreasonable, ironic.

>>136440541
You paid for an extremely rare classic sports car with your autismbux?

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how does it feel that you will never be as brave as this woman with saggy boobs?

>I will fucking destroy you and your car
>but you have to sort out my transportation and accommodation
>it has to be in a public place because I want witnesses incase you hurt me
>it has to be midday to maximise the amount of witness plus I'm scared of the dark
>it has to be as close to home as possible because I'm afraid of going too far away from home
>if you do not agree to this you are unreasonable

Yeah alright sunshine, you must've been spoiled by your parents, I can't imagine how they felt about your behaviour back then nevermind now.

Are you the embodiment of the r9k audiobook?

>>136440821
>implying autismbux is my main source of income
We've been over this before you jealous poorfag.

>>136440886
>>but you have to sort out my transportation and accommodation
Never said that.

>>it has to be in a public place because I want witnesses incase you hurt me
Never said that.

>>it has to be midday to maximise the amount of witness plus I'm scared of the dark
Never said that.

>>it has to be as close to home as possible because I'm afraid of going too far away from home
Only asked to meet halfway.

You're beyond reason, I don't know why I even bother replying to you. You're worse than the worse anonymongs.

>>136440952
Oh yeah, you LARP as a drug dealer.

>>136441029
No?

>>136441026
>Never said that.
>Only asked to meet halfway.
So why did you turn this down then?
>>136439755

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40846830

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>>136439755
Hey I live there

>>136441142
Still at night.

>>136430962
How much does a prostitute cost where you live? I'll chuck in some cash if some of the other lads on here do, we could start a GoFundMe.

>>136441982
>it has to be midday to maximise the amount of witness plus I'm scared of the dark
So it is true then?

>>136437589
These never cease to make to me laugh.

>>136407436
Dunno, that place is filled with tripfags, just like PTG is filled with T_Dfags.

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>>136442120
where i live all you need to do is buy a slag a donner and some chips at kicking out time and she is all yours, if you wanted to.
Sometimes i think i'd rather just pay for the hooker